192 My brother slapped Xuzhouzhou? Frightened one after another
Barbecue restaurant
Su Xianyi held his cheeks and watched the two sand sculptures go together to choose barbecue ingredients.
"Brother, this family's roast lamb chops are a must, let me get you two?" Although Xu Yangzhou is unruly, he also takes care of Su Cheng.
"Why do you want to come to the barbecue?"
Su Cheng didn't expect that the first meal in Yanjing would be skewers.
"As the saying goes, if you want to be a winged bird in heaven, you have to eat barbecue on the ground." Xu Yangzhou said, and brought him another pair of roasted wings with sauce, "Come, a pair of roasted wings, double the happiness." ”
"Brother, oysters or?"
"Yes, you can take as many as you want."
"I'm young, I don't need it yet, you can eat a few more."
"Me?"
Xu Yangzhou hasn't reacted yet.
"Don't they all say this is a man's gas station?"
“……”
What do you mean?
Think he needs to replenish his body?
Xu Yangzhou was so angry that he couldn't poke him with a stick.
This kid is very funny, he talks funny, he can make people laugh for a while, and he can make people jump when he turns his head.
……
Su Xianyi turned his head and glanced at Lu Shiyuan beside him, "Second brother, have you ever thought about this picture?" ”
"Xiao Cheng is an uncontrollable character, and he is a road idiot, I was worried that he would run away, so I didn't think about it so much."
Lu Shiyuan thought, Xu Yangzhou is not young after all, and he has matured a lot in the past few years, so he can't mess around with a child.
But he forgot:
Sand sculptures are of all ages.
Su Xianyi asked: "Has Yangyang always been like this?" ”
"When he was in school, because he talked too much, he changed nine tablemates in a semester."
"Huh?"
In the end, he told the teacher directly and asked her not to bother to change his position, because he could talk anywhere he sits.
"Flutter-" Su Xianyi couldn't hold back his laughter, "In the end, the teacher didn't change his position again?" ”
"The teacher arranged a special seat for one person closest to the lectern."
——
Soon, the two of them came back, and she and Lu Shiyuan also went to choose something to eat.
Everyone gathered around the table, and several coaches and students each had a glass of draft beer, with a little white foam floating on the beer, and the cold silk was bubbling, which made Su Cheng a little greedy.
Cheng stared pitifully at Su Xianyi.
"You're not an adult, drink some Coke."
Su Cheng was silent, but Su Xianyi received a call from Su Yongcheng in the middle of the meal, asking how Su Cheng was doing, the barbecue restaurant was noisy after all.
When she came back, Lu Shiyuan was not there, Su Cheng was holding a glass of draft beer and poured a big sip, probably because he was too anxious, and he couldn't help but burp.
"Sister, it's okay, there are so many of us, it's okay to let him drink a little." Xu Yangzhou said with a smile.
"If you're drunk, you're responsible?"
After all, Su Cheng is a child, he has hardly ever drunk, and Su Xianyi has never seen him drunk, if he will be drunk, then she will be finished.
"Okay, I'll take care of it."
Su Cheng turned his head to look at him, "Brother, do you still have a vacant room in your house?" ”
"......" Xu Yangzhou was stunned.
Su Xianyi frowned and looked at Su Cheng, "You won't go back with me tonight?" ”
Even if he doesn't live in Xie's house, Su Xianyi will arrange a hotel for him.
"I feel that I am very close to my brother, and it is rare to meet such a like-minded person, and I don't want to be separated from him." When Su Cheng spoke, he also glanced at Xu Yangzhou aggrievedly.
"But I also know it's very disturbing, it's okay, I'll go back with my sister as well."
"I'm very happy to meet my brother today."
He said and picked up the draft beer in his hand, "Brother, I wish you happiness!" ”
Su Xianyi: "??? ”
Although Xu Yangzhou is one year older than Su Xianyi, he is a young man in his bones.
His little brother is so pitiful and wronged, how can his brother stand by and watch.
"Brother, don't be sad, in fact, I don't want to be separated from you, there are a lot of empty rooms in my brother's house, you can go with me tonight, you can stay as long as you want, no one can drive you away."
"This ...... Won't it be inconvenient? Su Cheng was calm on the surface, but happy inside.
This sand sculpture brother ......
It's so foolish!
If he goes back with Su Xianyi, he will have to meet Xie Yu sooner or later, and Su Cheng doesn't want to see him.
"What's inconvenient?"
"Do you live alone? Your family, or your girlfriend or something......"
"If Brother Yang had a girlfriend, would he find us to drink together?" The coach on the side smiled, "He is a single dog for 10,000 years, and he is also a person when he comes home, I really don't know if you will feel cold when you dream back at midnight." ”
Xu Yangzhou snorted lightly, "Even if I feel cold, I won't hug others casually, what's the point of being single, as long as I have money, I'm chic, even if I'm single for the rest of my life." ”
Su Cheng nodded in agreement:
"It's true, a lifetime is very fast, and it will pass in a swish."
Xu Yangzhou gritted his teeth:
Can you shut up?
I still want to be in a relationship, okay.
"What are you talking about?" Lu Shiyuan went to the bathroom, returned to his position, and asked Su Xianyi.
"Xiao Cheng said that he would go home with Yangyang at night."
How noisy these two people live together, Su Xianyi has already started to have a headache when he thinks of that picture.
——
Su Cheng originally just took a sip of beer, but Su Xianyi didn't let him touch it again, but Xu Yangzhou was a drunken maniac, and today he met Su Cheng, who was in love, and the two hit it off.
In the end, Su Cheng was safe and sound, but someone drank too much, hugged him and began to complain.
When he drank too much, the group of coaches and students stayed away from the battlefield one after another, and Su Cheng was entangled by a certain drunken maniac for some reason.
"Brother, you don't know how I've lived all these years, there are wolves in front of me and tigers in the back, life is too difficult."
"Lu Shiyuan, Xie Yu...... None of them are good things. ”
"Your appearance is simply a light in my life."
Su Cheng: "? ”
Something is wrong with that.
Before Xu Yangzhou was drunk, although he talked and acted a little bit of a wave, he was quite normal.
Su Cheng and him met for the first time, and they didn't know that he was a dog skin plaster after drinking too much wine, and wanted to push him away, but he came up slimy.
It can be described as shameless.
"Sister, second brother, is it too late for me to go with you now?" Su Cheng was a little desperate.
Lu Shiyuan smiled in a low voice, "Even if Brother Xie is entangled by him, there is no way, let alone you." ”
"There's no way?"
"Either you can learn from Brother Xie and knock him out, or you can only go home with him."
"Hit ...... Stunked? ”
"Hand knives, the kind that is common on TV."
Where would Su Cheng do this, and finally gave up.
**
Lu Shiyuan drove and sent the two back to their home in Xuyangzhou, one of the most upscale residential areas in Yanjing, with a large flat floor of three or four hundred square meters, with high-end decoration, it can be seen that he is not a bad man.
Together with Su Cheng, he helped Xu Yangzhou into the bedroom first.
"I'll go to the car and help you get your luggage." Lu Shiyuan looked at Su Cheng.
"Thank you, second brother."
Su Cheng was still being pulled by Xu Yangzhou's arm at this time, and he couldn't get out at all, and when he saw that he was leaving, he stopped him again.
"What's wrong?"
"How long will he do this?"
"It depends, or you'll sleep with him tonight."
"......" Su Cheng cleared his throat, "Can I ask, how exactly should the hand knife be operated?" ”
"The hand knife is to cause people to faint by hitting the carotid sinus position, and the person's neck is still very fragile, not a practitioner, don't try it easily, the risk is very high."
"I see."
Lu Shiyuan walked out of the bedroom, asked Su Xianyi to get some warm water, and went straight downstairs to get his luggage.
Su Cheng is not a patient person, and he has been pestered by Xu Yangzhou to go crazy.
Five fingers together and palms together, gesturing on Xu Yangzhou's neck, according to the TV, it doesn't seem to be difficult.
It's just a slash on the neck, or ...... Try?
The first time I tried it, I was a little hesitant.
At this time, there was a sound of the door opening outside, probably Lu Shiyuan came back with his luggage, Su Cheng was ruthless, and waved it over directly......
He also hesitated at the last moment, after all, Lu Shiyuan emphasized that the human neck is very fragile, so he temporarily adjusted the way of hitting, and he should have hit the back of his hand with the side of his little finger, but he changed it to a palm slap.
But Xu Yangzhou seemed to have a sense at this time, and suddenly turned over.
The palm didn't slap on his neck, and it was so dead that it slammed into his face.
"Smack-" sounded.
Crisp and loud.
Su Cheng was immediately dumbfounded......
Xu Yangzhou exhaled in pain, even if he was drunk and stared, he still instinctively reached out and rubbed his face, Su Cheng just took the opportunity to escape his entanglement, turned around and ran outside.
it!
When it was over, I actually slapped him.
The second brother is right.
Hand knives are too risky!
After doing something wrong, his heart trembled, Su Cheng rushed out of Xu Yangzhou's bedroom with a roar, but the next second he entered the living room, he was dumbfounded again.
Xu Yangzhou lives on the big flat floor, the kitchen, dining room, and living room are all together, and then he saw ......
The second brother was pressing his sister against the kitchen counter.
Su Cheng's brain exploded with a buzz-
The hand that had just slapped someone began to tremble slightly.
Where did the boy see this kind of picture with his own eyes?
The face is stunning, and it is red!
------Off topic------
Tips:
This thing with a hand knife is not a practitioner like Brother Xie, don't try it!
Xu Zhouzhou: You hit me?
Brother: The weather is so sunny today, and the scenery is good, lalala...... You see, how bright the sun is.
Xu Zhouzhou: Brother, it's night.
Brother:......