311 Mid-Autumn Festival: Gentle Second Brother vs Violent Brother Xie [Mid-Autumn Festival]
The Mid-Autumn Festival reunion dinner was held at Lu's house.
At three o'clock in the afternoon, the family was busy.
But today's cooking is not Cheng Wenqiu and Xu Jie, but Lu Shiyuan and Xie Yu, Su Chengyuan wanted to help, but asked him to wash a crab, someone was holding a toothbrush, and that looked like a crab fighting.
A crab didn't come out, and the jingle bell made a lot of water.
"You, get out!" Xie Yu frowned.
"Brother Xie, I just want to help, I really can't do the crab."
"Then you go kill the fish."
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Because Xie Rongsheng and Lu Dingbei made a bunch of small miscellaneous fish, it was also very troublesome to deal with, and Su Cheng watched from the side.
Xie Yu kills the fish!
Raise the knife and stun the fish directly, scraping the scales to remove the internal organs.
Drastic and bloody.
On the other hand, Lu Shiyuan's movements are extremely elegant, even disemboweling a fish is slow and methodical, just like operating on a patient on the operating table, the whole process is full of strength and beauty, but his movements are very neat.
One fierce, one Sven.
The whole kitchen has a bit of a murder scene.
However, none of these fish escaped the fate of being slaughtered, and Su Cheng was terrified.
Compared with Xie Yu's ferocious violence, in fact, Lu Shiyuan's action of killing fish without blinking an eye is even more panicked.
After processing all the trash fish, Lu Shiyuan was responsible for washing it, preparing to make a braised small trash fish, Xie Yu began to clean the crab, Su Cheng frowned and looked at it, could it be that this crab is also afraid of evil people, how did it get into his hands, he was so well-behaved, and he was dancing at him just now.
"Need help?" Lu Zhiwei entered the kitchen and walked to Xie Yu's side.
Because he was bent over, Lu Zhiwei could easily put his chin against his shoulder and neck, and reached out to feed him a chestnut.
"No, you don't."
"There are too many crabs, I'll help you."
"Fishy, smelly, don't get your hands dirty."
"Then I'm here with you."
"Stay away and don't get splashed."
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Lu Shiyuan looked at the two of them with his spare eyes, "Sister, I need help here." β
"What's my business?" Lu Zhi snorted slightly.
At this time, Su Xianyi also came over, walked to Lu Shiyuan's side and looked at it, didn't mention the help, and actually urged him to move faster, "Grandpa said that he was hungry, let you hurry up." β
Lu Shiyuan felt some pain in his brain.
Is this a daughter-in-law?
Su Xianyi said, but he still started to help them clean and prepare the side dishes.
The atmosphere in the kitchen was exceptionally congenial.
When a group of elders in the living room saw this, the corners of their mouths never stopped upturning.
Zhou Xiaolou originally wanted to go in to help, but when he saw that Su Cheng had withdrawn, and only two young couples were busy working inside, he didn't want to be a light bulb.
She felt that making money was more important than finding a man.
After all, with money, what kind of man can't find it.
Her once ideal was to be a billionaire woman, a man, is the spice of life, if you don't like it, change it.
Now seeing other people's sweet love, it is inevitable to look forward to it.
"Sister Xiaolou, you also want to fall in love." Su Cheng sat down beside her.
"Who said I wanted to be in love?"
Zhou Xiaolou snorted lightly, his kid couldn't spit out ivory in his mouth.
"Isn't it nice that the boat of friendship will capsize, the giant ship of love will sink when it says it will sink, and only the canoe of a single dog will stand?"
"Will one day I get married and you're still single?"
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Zhou Xiaolou took a deep breath.
What to do? I want to hit him.
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When the autumn is slightly drunk, the maple leaves dye the sky a red and crimson color.
The breeze bites the dusk, the old man brings out the treasured rice wine, the autumn sun seems to bake everything that is ripe to be more mature, and there is a burnt sweetness of roasted chestnuts in the air.
The sky is sinking, the night is gentle, the family is around the table, and the lights are amiable.
Lu Xiaobi lay on the carpet and slept soundly, probably smelling the fragrance of fish and shrimp, stretching his waist, and going around the dining table, as if he was looking at who would feed it.
"All drinks?" The old man was the happiest today, smiling with wrinkles on his face.
"I can't drink it." Su Xianyi smiled.
After drinking, she didn't die in front of Lu Shiyuan, she was educating Xie Yu, she didn't dare.
"It's okay, it's all your own family today, you just drink some red wine." Cheng Wenqiu was so enthusiastic that she poured her a little grape wine, and she could only stubbornly pick up the wine glass.
Zhou Xiaolou and Su Cheng, one is drunk and cultivates immortals, and the other can vomit all over people, both of them are very restrained.
Su Cheng took a can of Coke, "Bang-" and opened it, and the soda sizzled and sizzled.
He glanced at Zhou Xiaolou beside him, who was wringing a bottle of juice.
"Sister Xiaolou, do you need help?"
"No, you don't." Zhou Xiaolou said, with a strong wrist, he unscrewed the bottle, "I've been single for a long time, don't talk about the bottle cap, even the fire hydrant I can unscrew!" β
"That's why you don't have a boyfriend."
"Brother, sister told you that those girls who can't unscrew the cap of the bottle are all pretended."
"Really?" Su Cheng hadn't observed.
"Don't believe it, you let them open a courier and try it? Even without knives, they could tear open the carton with their bare hands. β
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Su Cheng took a sip of Coke, "Sister Xiaolou, there is no object, you have to find your own reasons more." β
"What is the reason?"
"It must be that you are too good for no one to deserve you."
Zhou Xiaolou laughed, "Brother, you are still very cute." β
While speaking, Lu Lao had already raised his wine glass, and after everyone raised their glasses together, the old man let everyone feel free, Zhou Xiaolou and Su Cheng still wanted to serve him a toast, and the old man waved his hand directly, "There is no need to be so polite in our family, my family doesn't do this." β
As he spoke, he also got a crab for the two of them.
Su Xianyi lowered her head, and as soon as she opened the crab cover of a hairy crab, Lu Shiyuan handed her the processed crab roe, and Zhou Xiaolou's eyes were red for a while.
Sure enough,
It's all someone else's boyfriend.
"Thank you." Su Xianyi smiled and took the processed crab from his hand.
"Crabs are cold, don't be greedy."
Lu Shiyuan said this, seeing that Su Xianyi liked it, he helped her deal with two crabs by himself, and he was quite used to her.
The crab legs were all on his plate, and the fat crab roe fell into Su Xianyi's bowl.
Xu Jie couldn't help but remind her daughter twice, saying that she was a bit of a bully.
"Auntie, it's me who doesn't like to eat." Lu Shiyuan said with a smile.
The Lu family looked at each other:
Isn't this talking nonsense with your eyes open?
Lu Zhiwei couldn't help but speak:
Think back then, when they were children, their sisters and brothers had a "big fight" over a crab, but now they say they don't like to eat it?
Lu Zhi glanced at his boyfriend.
Xie Yu's hand is naturally not as dexterous as Lu Shiyuan, he doesn't know how to handle these things, and he really doesn't like to eat them.
He felt that the crab meat was scarce, and it was difficult to eat.
Instead of picking and searching in the crab legs and pulling out the crab meat with a little fingernails, isn't it fragrant to eat pig, beef and mutton directly?
So
Lu Zhi coughed slightly, signaling someone to show that he couldn't lose to his younger brother.
Xie Yu picked up the chopsticks and pinched a small trash fish for her:
"Eat, Shi Yuan's small trash fish tastes good."
Lu Shi gritted his teeth slightly and whispered:
"I think you're like a little trash fish."
"What did you say?" Her voice muttered in her throat, but Xie Yu didn't hear clearly.
"I said, thank you."
"You're welcome."
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Sometimes you think that Xie Yu is very considerate and very good at flirting, and sometimes you feel that it is really a stone in a pit, smelly and hard, and it is a mud that can't be supported by the wall.
Lu Zhiwei ate fish with a vengeance, and soon ate up a small miscellaneous fish.
Xie Yu stared at her.
Thinking she liked it, I clipped her with another one.
Lu Shi was slightly sullen, glared at him dryly, making Xie Yu inexplicable, and looked at Lu Shiyuan, who was still helping Su Xianyi deal with the crabs, and learned in a good way.
It's just a thing of dexterity, and rough people really can't learn it.
In the end, I didn't see much crab roe and crab meat, but it was full of fishy smell.
Lu Shiyuan eats hairy crabs correctly, and Xie Yu proves with his actions what is called:
Violent crab splitting!
Lu Shiyuan sighed, helped his sister dispose of a crab, handed it over, and glanced at Xie Yu:
"Brother Xie, let the crabs go."
Xie Yu: "......"
The others burst out laughing.
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When the old man drank the wine heartily, he looked at Xie Rongsheng and Xu Jie with the wine, "I will get married in a few days, I wish you happiness in advance, and the family is harmonious and beautiful." β
The two thanked each other repeatedly.
When it comes to weddings, it is impossible to mention the matter of several children.
Today's people and Yuemei, it seems that several elders are relieved, and only say that it is up to them to arrange it themselves.
Lu Lao seems to have a lot of emotion tonight, in fact, in the Mid-Autumn Festival in previous years, Lu Dingbei and his wife may not be able to come back, where is it so lively today, and Su Cheng, a pistachio, is funny.
After eating, he talked about the past eventful years again.
During the war years, what carried machine guns, bombed pillboxes, and his expression was radiant.
Su Cheng and Zhou Xiaolou were particularly enthusiastic and listened to it with relish.
Both of them were funny, which made Lu Lao laugh all the time.
"Grandpa, why don't you talk about infiltrating the enemy and blowing up the enemy's lair." Lu Zhiwei said.
Lu Lao glared at her.
Since he was "sneak attacked" by Xie Yu, the old man has never told his story again.
Feel ashamed.
Lu Zhiwei actually deliberately mentioned that Lu Lao was depressed, let them go out to admire the moon, don't be an eyesore in front of him.
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When a group of people went out, the moonlight was rising, like a jade plate, there was wind around, and there was a faint halo around the moonlight, Su Xianyi picked up his mobile phone, took a picture of the moon and sent it to the group chat of [everyone here is a younger brother].
[I wish you all a happy Mid-Autumn Festival! γ
Little buttocks: [Happy Mid-Autumn Festival.] γ
Bai Luomo: [Happy holidays. γ
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Everyone posted messages in the group one after another, and Xiao Dongyi, who has always been active, rarely showed up.
[What about Lao Xiao? Without him singing and harmonizing with himself, Xu Yangzhou felt that it was particularly boring to talk about stand-up comedy in the group.
Lao Xiao: [On duty.] γ
Everyone: [......]
Su Xianyi looked at Lu Shiyuan beside him, "Uncle Xiao is on duty tonight?" β
Lu Shiyuan turned his head to look at her, the moonlight was gentle, falling on his face, like water, he hooked his lips and smiled, "Yes, he is on duty tonight." β
"It's pitiful, spending the Mid-Autumn Festival alone."
"He has many families and relatives, and he was urged to marry when he went home for the Mid-Autumn Festival, which is even more pitiful."
"Why don't we go see him?" Anyway, after eating, it's fine.
Xiao Dongyi was also used to working the night shift, and chose to be a doctor, and there were too many times when he couldn't help himself.
He originally thought it was nothing, but Lu Shiyuan and Su Xianyi suddenly came and brought him a few crabs and a little food, which made him feel a little sad and almost burst into tears.
Xiao Dongyi: "I suddenly felt that I was not alone. β
He seems to be the same again......
Under the moonlight, you can be alive and kicking in the melon field.
At this time, Su Xianyi's mobile phone vibrated again, and in that group, the black avatar who had never spoken spoke spoke.
.:[Happy Mid-Autumn Festival.] γ
probably missed the greeting time, and no one responded, Su Xianyi pursed his lips and sent a happy Mid-Autumn Festival emoji.
As a result, the man bubbled up and disappeared.
Xiao Dongyi took a photo and posted it in the group: [Although I was on duty, I still felt a strong love. γ
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The building of the Public Security Bureau at this time
The mobile phone vibrate, the man opened the group chat, in Xiao Dongyi's photo, there were crabs, fish, and shrimps, he looked up at the moonlight outside the window, and looked down......
I opened the soaked instant noodles.
There was a copy of the dossier in hand, as well as two five-kernel mooncakes, which were issued by the bureau.
In order to escort the Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day, more than 6 percent of Yanjing's police force are on duty.
"Captain," someone knocked on the door and entered.
"Something?"
"Someone left it in the duty room and left a note, saying it was for you."
The man opened the bag, and it was actually crabs and some food, this box ...... is exactly the same as Xiao Dongyi's photo, probably from the Lu family.
There is also a note on it, which reads:
γHappy Mid-Autumn Festivalγ
This handwriting is Lu Shiyuan's.
The man's lips straightened, and when the police officer went out, he chuckled.
------Off topic------
I'm lazy today, only two watches, and I'm going to the festival too.
I wish you all a happy (*^β½^*) Mid-Autumn Festival
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