Chapter 8: The Funeral of an Old Classmate
I took a break for about a week before I slowly got back to life.
After sending away the plums, my face was much whiter again, and my figure became better and better, which was a feeling of rebirth!
I wanted to go back to work at the funeral home immediately, but I received a private message from a netizen called "ghost burial" on my account in the sixth forbidden area.
When I clicked on it, it was all overwhelming insults and curses, and the reason was not clear, just cursing me, as if I had some deep hatred with him.
I showed the private message to Lu Yechuan, who was displeased and asked me to locate him immediately.
"This person is not simple, he is a cult, different from ordinary people, these dirty words he sent hide a hidden poem, an invisible curse."
"This man is so powerful?"
Lu Yechuan guessed: "Eighty percent is related to plums." ”
I immediately traced the ID of the ghost burial and confirmed that he was near us, and then Lu Yechuan took me to find him to settle the account.
The ghost burial was not shocked, I didn't expect to be exposed so quickly, and when we broke into his house, he was still doing unspeakable things to the computer.
Lu Yechuan blocked my view and kicked the ghost to the ground with a fierce kick.
He staggered to the ground, and the coffin behind him also fell to the ground, which was the same coffin we used to hold the body of Meizi before!
It turns out that he is the one who stole Meizi's body!
The ghost was terrified, but when he saw me, he laughed, and I glanced at him curiously, but I really didn't expect that the fat and greasy, lewd-faced man in front of me was the culprit who stole Meizi's body.
He is a senior otaku, with serious social fear, a very heavy fantasy complex, and he doesn't go out often, hiding at home to surf the Internet and know what is going on in the world.
He watched Meizi's live broadcast and admired Meizi very much, so he observed Meizi's every move, and when he learned that Meizi died, he was indignant and wanted to help Meizi take revenge.
The simulated doll was actually sent by him, and he cursed the doll, allowing the infant spirit to attach to it and kill Tang Ling in revenge.
When Lu Yechuan heard this, he stepped on his head, and his eyes glared at him very sharply.
"This curse is a cult, and ordinary people have no chance to touch it...... Who told you all this? ”
"This ...... I bought it online at a high price, and when the master pointed me out, I did whatever he said. ”
I checked his computer and it was! But the store was cancelled a few days ago, and the building was long since it was empty, and it was nowhere to be seen.
After that, the ghost burial convulsed, the whole person was frightened, the body was wet, the expression was very disgusting, and the eyes were still looking at me.
I hid in embarrassment, and then I heard a scream from the ghost!
After turning his head again, the ghost burial knelt on the ground and began to bow and pray in all directions, like a madman.
Lu Yechuan took my hand and left his house, and on the way, I asked him a question.
"What did you do to him? Why did he go crazy all of a sudden? ”
"I just drenched some cow's tears in his eyes, so that he saw things that he shouldn't see, and he didn't want to be at peace in this life."
He said it lightly, and the corners of his mouth actually hooked up a sinister smile.
What is gentle and considerate, empathetic...... I think it's all his black-bellied appearance!
We returned to the funeral home, and as soon as we got out of the car, we saw an old-fashioned hearse drive in.
The driver is five big and three thick, with a fierce face, and he is very hard when he looks at his life, and he needs a person like him to do this! He was very particular, and as soon as he got out of the car, he lit a cigarette and stuck it next to the crack in the door.
The soft white smoke continued to drift into the car like a filament, as if it had been sucked by the deceased in the car.
Uncle Guoying came over to help, and the two skillfully dragged out a body bag from the car, which was still dripping blood......
"What's going on? In a hurry? ”
"Urgent, urgent! Just an hour after he died, I heard that he jumped from the fifteenth floor, and the flesh and blood of the fall were blurred, and the family members did not plan to recover, so they called for cremation immediately. ”
Uncle Guoying nodded, pushed the incineration directly, and took the cigarette away.
As he walked into the shade of the tree, I suddenly saw two ghosts on the body bag!
When I looked closely, it turned out to be Mei Zi and Tang Ling!
Meizi and Tang Ling both sat on the body bag, pressing the corpse to death, the two worked together, looked at each other and smiled, and pinched the body bag with their ghost hands, revealing an extremely gloomy expression.
I instantly understood: "In the body bag is Meizi's husband......"
Lu Yechuan has already understood: "This is the fate of his 'single-minded and dual-purpose', and he can't leave a corpse when he dies. ”
It seems that this threesome farce will continue.
You can't live together when you live, but you can sleep together when you die!
I sighed slightly, I couldn't do anything, I had to stop here.
Lu Yechuan took me into the No. 3 mourning hall, saying that there was still someone waiting for me to send it, I went in to take a look, but I didn't expect it to be my old classmate!
I haven't been in the No. 3 mourning hall yet, but as soon as I came in today, I found that there was a big difference inside.
No. 3 Mourning Hall is a lot of high-end ancestors, the furnishings are very delicate and cool, they don't burn paper money and incense, mainly to lay flowers, and they will not ask for mourning, only put tragic music, everything looks quite harmonious.
The black-and-white photo of my old classmate was placed very conspicuously in the laying flower, and I still clearly remember his name, Pei Yi.
Pei Yi is a pianist who has practiced piano since she was a child, and is the prince charming in the hearts of all our girls in their youth......
At the school party every year, Pei Yi plays the finale.
He was wearing a white shirt, his face was sad, and his eyes were deep and he was sitting in front of the piano playing, but he was hiding a lot of troubles at a young age, and I always felt that his piano sound a little melancholy and helpless.
I immediately kowtowed in the southeast corner, and soon saw Pei Yi, Pei Yi was sitting in the laying flowers, still wearing a white shirt, a sad face had not dissipated, and his face was still very pale and blue, and his whole body was wet!
"Pei Yi."
I called out to him softly, but he floated towards me with a fierce look on his face, and he only relieved his face when he saw me clearly! But he couldn't say a complete sentence, and the entire Seven Orifices were bubbling out!
"What's going on with you? How did it come to be like this......"
"You don't seem to be the same as before." Pei Yi said while bubbling with water, which made me shiver coldly in an instant: "I...... I committed suicide and jumped into the lake, where my body floated for days. ”
I can't believe it!
"How is that possible? Why can't you think so? ”
Pei Yi smiled bitterly, just wanted to explain, but suddenly saw Lu Yechuan beside me, his expression changed, he suddenly became fierce, his whole body began to bubble water, staring at Lu Yechuan deadly, as if Lu Yechuan was the murderer who pushed him into Henghu!
"How did you end up with this man?!"