Chapter Twenty-Five: Scraping the Bones by Mistake
Gan Liang really couldn't listen to it anymore, opened the sedan curtain and poked his head out, and scolded: "Old man Li, you stopped my blood, I should respect you, but my legs are on my own body, I can cure how I want!" Since Chen Tingjing's old wound can be scraped off, can't my new injury be cured? I tell you, today you will be cured, and you will be cured! ”
Li Langzhong sighed, he couldn't escape this catastrophe today.
"Since Second Master Gan has this plan, it is inconvenient for the old man to say more, get off the sedan chair."
When the house slave Lao Qi heard Li Langzhong's relief, he couldn't help but sneer, and said in his heart that this Langzhong had no professional ethics at all, but he refused to give it to the second master when he had a way, which was really a lard. He took three steps and two steps to the sedan chair, helped Ganliang out, and entered the medical hall.
has also listened to the text, Li Langzhong and Lu Qingzhou prepared similar tools, but missing silver needles, because he does not know how to pierce points and seal scriptures. Gan Liang sat on the chair, lifted his injured foot, and said to Li Langzhong: "Come on, if you shout that it hurts, I will call the second master in vain!" ”
Li Langzhong slandered for a while, usually everyone calls Gan Liang the second master, but not Guan Yunchang's second master. But when the arrow was ready, he brought a sackcloth, tied Gan Liang to a chair, and tied him to his calf, and then took the knife with a bull's ear.
Listening to what was said in the book was only a few strokes, he really didn't have the ability to resist in the face of the sharp knife, and Gan Liang panicked all of a sudden. There was even a slight tremor in his voice: "Slow! Old man Li, what are you doing here, don't you want me to watch you cut my flesh, right? ”
Li Langzhong sighed and said, "Second Master Gan, this bone-scraping thing is not trivial, it's too late for you to regret it now." ”
I wanted to persuade Gan Liang to give up, but I didn't know which of his tendons didn't match correctly, so he plucked up twelve points of courage, and although his voice became sharp, he made up his mind.
"Lao Tzu has never regretted doing things, you scrape, I am tied here now, my legs and feet are inconvenient, I can't run, you just have to do it!"
Li Langzhong saw that Gan Liang did not retreat, a glimmer of light flashed in his eyes, and said, "Okay! is worthy of the second master, after my line of knives, there is no turning back, if there is anything wrong, don't blame the old man! ”
"What do I blame you for! Hurry up! ”
Li Langzhong sank his heart and cut Gan Liang's flesh and blood with a knife, only to hear a scream from the chair, and Gan Liang fainted. In the end, the hoop method is not as ingenious as the piercing point sealing scripture, and the blood flowed like an injection in the place where it was cut, Li Langzhong took the basin, caught it at the bottom, and then began to separate the flesh and bones along the bones.
Although the house slave Lao Qi was rampant and domineering, he had never seen such a scene, and he couldn't help but spit directly on the ground, so he didn't die and splashed into Gan Liang's wounds, but Li Langzhong didn't pay attention.
"You go and clean up this filthy thing, delay your second master's bones, and you will be the first to eat the sin!"
Lao Qi also knew that he couldn't be hard at this time, so he went to the kitchen to get some ash and slag, and poured it on the vomit to get rid of it. Li Langzhong, who was on the side, looked at Gan Liang's bare ankles, only a little cracked, and sighed. He symbolically scraped twice with a sharp knife, smeared some wound medicine on the ankle, and began to stitch it up.
Lao Qi exclaimed: "Li Langzhong, why is this scraping of bones so fast? ”
Li Langzhong couldn't say that Gan Liang was not sick and went to the doctor, so he had to compliment: "The second master is still in good health, and the new injury is not very serious, and the problem on the bone is not very big, so it is good to scrape it immediately." ”
After Gan Liang woke up, he only felt unbearable pain in his legs and feet, and just wanted to open his mouth to scold the street, Li Langzhong said: "Second master, do you feel your legs and feet?" ”
As soon as Gan Liang moved, he was in a cold sweat, but he did feel it, and said with bared teeth: "Old man Li, you still have two brushes, isn't it okay to shave early?" ”
But the problem is that you don't have to shave at all! Li Langzhong couldn't help but slander, but he didn't have a good seizure, so he just stuffed the prepared medicine to Lao Qi, and gave a few words of advice on how to take the medicine.
Gan Liang's purpose was achieved, and he didn't plan to stay longer, so he was helped by the house slave Lao Qi on the sedan chair. is different from Chen Tingjing, whenever someone greets him on the street, he must praise the heroic deeds of his second master. Although Gan Liang in the sedan chair was so painful that he didn't even dare to stomp his feet, he was very proud in his heart.
At the same time, Chen Tingjing asked Zhu Tianqi to create three more Guan Gong statues, paid for the expedited silver, used good rosewood, and added a stopper in front of the box ordered by Ganxian County, and sent them to Chen's Mansion, Lu's Medical Hall and Chunlai Teahouse the next day.
And the last book of the auspicious day is finally about to speak, which is the defeat of Maicheng. After a day's hard work, the two high-ranking families went to scrape the bones, and they both succeeded, which made Guan Yunchang's legend even more legendary.
Therefore, today's teahouse can be said to be surrounded by water, and on the private room on the second floor, Chen Tingjing and Chai Rong played a game and listened to books, quite indifferent; Refreshments were also placed on Liu Yan's desk next door, waiting for the auspicious day to open the book.
As usual, on the auspicious day, he drank tea in front of everyone, moistened his throat, put down the tea bowl, and Lang Lang said:
"The law-abiding dynasty is depressed, and the strong beam sings happily every night. Riding horses and mules at the expense of others and benefiting oneself, starving with integrity and fairness. Repair bridges and roads, blind people, kill people and set fires. I went to the West Heaven and asked me about the Buddha, and the Buddha said that I was okay. ”
As soon as the waking wood was patted, everyone laughed and applauded. Chai Rong, who was on the second floor, heard something strange and said, "Brother Chen, Mr. Zhou's finale poem today is a bit uninteresting, is he still thinking about Ganfu?" ”
Chen Tingjing said: "Just listen first, Gan Liang is really not authentic, even if Mr. Zhou really wants to be strong, it is also to eliminate harm for the people, then Gan County Ling can really understand the general situation, and he should kill his relatives in righteousness." ”
When everyone's applause was almost over, Ji Rifang spoke: "Chen Yuanwai scraped his bones yesterday, everyone must have heard about it, right?" This statue of Guan Gong was built by the carpenter Zhu of Junling outside Chen Yuanwai and given to the teahouse, which is even more radiant than before! Without further ado, what we want to talk about today is the story of Guan Erye's defeat and departure from Maicheng! ”
The two sentences of auspicious day not only made Chen Tingjing face, but also helped Zhu Tianqi take care of the work, and then continued.
"Guan Erye was captured by the ban, beheaded Pang De, and shocked China, but it caused uneasiness in Dongwu. Sun Quan wrote to join forces with Cao Cao and wanted to attack Guan Yu together. Guan Erye was in full swing, and he charged ahead, but he gave Dongwu an opportunity. ”
A set of books said that Lu Meng crossed the river in white clothes, said that Mi Fang and Fu Shiren took Jingzhou in one fell swoop, and jointly attacked Guan Yu with Cao Wei, and the originally good situation came to naught in an instant.
"After Guan Erye learned that Jiangling was lost, he knew that the general trend had gone, so he retreated from Fancheng and returned to Shu Han in the west. I don't want the Wu army to dare to attack the city head-on, so that some shady tricks will separate the soldiers in the city, and the morale will plummet for a while. ”
Liu Yan was eating dim sum at this time, listening to it with relish, before the auspicious day said that the antecedents should always be thickened, and finally it was held to a high place in one fell swoop, and she was wondering how Guan Yunchang could get out of the tables.
The divisive plan caused the morale of Mai Chengnei to plummet, and at this time, Sun Quan sent someone to send a letter to the table. Guan Erye pretended to surrender, set up a banner in the city tower, and turned into a sergeant and evacuated with more than ten relatives. The lightly equipped Jane naturally withdrew faster, but Sun Quan had no intention of letting go of Guan Erye, and sent Zhu Ran and Pan Zhang, two generals, to cut off the way. In the end, Guan Erye and Guan Ping were caught in Linfu and immediately executed. ”
As soon as the news of Guan Yu's death came out, the entire teahouse was shocked, but no one could say anything to refute it.
Ji Ri saw that everyone was unresponsive, and continued: "As the so-called wood shows in the forest, the wind will destroy it. Guan Erye's iron-clad life came to such an end. Although it is said that people die like lights out, extraordinary people have extraordinary things. Guan Erye's death did not hate Zhu Ran and Pan Zhang, but he refused to let Lu Meng go. It was only because of Lu Meng's salary that the second master had no hope of survival. ”
Connected here, Ji Ri told the deeds of Guan Yunchang's three appearances after his death, and everyone was sad when they heard it. In the end, Ji Ri Lang said:
Danfeng silkworm eyebrows, tossing and turning, uprising Taoyuan. In front of the water, Luanling warms the wine, smiling proudly.
The singer in the brocade dress did not accept the resignation, and the seal was sealed to take the green dragon. Pass the five levels, look at the red mane of the fierce horse, in the dust.
Jingzhou stands, the tiger is in the air. Raise the lonely canopy, single knife from. Cherish the water dragon, and the seven armies are as frightened as the wind.
Capture the enemy and kill the general, and play chess to scrape the backbone like a rainbow. Thousands of years, on the loyalty and bravery, who is the same?
Immediately afterwards, there was a striking fall, and Ji Ri left the field with his hands. Before everyone in the teahouse could wake up from Guan Yunchang's death, they were smashed by a song "Man Jianghong".
"On the courage of loyalty, who is the same? Brother Chen, what do you think of this Guan Yunchang's life? Chai Rong asked Chen Tingjing with a spring on his face, but Chen Tingjing's face was still slightly pale.
"What boy wouldn't want to live his life so happily?"
When Chai Rong heard Chen Tingjing's words, he disagreed, and said: "Mr. Zhou's words are indeed good, Mu Xiu will be destroyed by Lin Feng, and this Guan Yunchang still died under his own arrogance. ”
Chen Tingjing shook his head and said, "Who has not died in life since ancient times, but how many people can live such a wonderful life?" Guan Yunchang is a person who should be remembered by the world. ”
I don't know who said on the first floor: "Is this Guan Gong statue carved by the carpenter Zhu?" After the death of Guan Erye, he appeared as a saint, beheaded the traitor and eliminated the evil, and saved the family, this statue should really be invited home! ”
Maybe it was just an unintentional word after listening to the book, but one stone stirred up a thousand waves, and the teahouse suddenly became lively, and those with fast legs and feet had already run to Junling to find Zhu Tianqi. And a few wealthy families on the second floor are not in a hurry, since Chen Tingjing can ask Zhu carpenter to carve a more elaborate statue of Guan Gong than the original in a day's work, then as long as the silver opens the way, it doesn't matter who runs first in these few steps.
Guan Yunchang's book is finished, and Mr. Zhou's identity does not have to continue. Ji Ri returned to the room to pack his bags, sent his things to the hospital, removed his beard and wig, and prepared to take care of his mother for a while before making plans with Gan Liang.
After Gan Liang returned to the old house, his legs and feet became more and more painful, and he was faintly swollen, he asked Lao Qi to tear off the gauze and take a look, and a burst of foul-smelling pus flowed out. Gan Liang's face turned blue suddenly, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, you are an old immortal, you have shirked the matter of scraping your bones several times, and even secretly drugged me!" Lao Tzu's leg, you are ready to pay for it with your life! ”