Chu Mi also helped.

"Yes, I can wear my aunt's clothes, we are all girls."

Zheng Rui's little friend said in a milky voice, and she nodded vigorously, for fear that her mother would not be willing.

What else could Lin Xiaolian do, she finally agreed.

"Okay, then you can sleep here for one night, stay honest at night, don't wait until the middle of the night to find me and your father, you want to go home, if that's the case, I'll let your uncle beat you."

"Mmmm, don't worry, Mom, I'm definitely not looking for you!"

Zheng Rui's child swore by it, and even raised her little meat hand to promise.

Why does this sound so heart-wrenching? Lin Xiaolian shook her head and went home depressed alone. I never thought that when I went back to my parents' house, I would lose a child!

"Yay, that's great! Auntie, I can sleep with you tonight! ”

Zheng Rui's children cheered, they were already so happy that they were going in circles.

"You sleep with her, what about me?"

Lin Shi couldn't stand it anymore, so he pinched her face pretending to be angry, trying to make her restrain a little. How did she think that Chu Mi was a child-heavy and light-hearted, she immediately said.

"You can lay on the floor!"

"Huh?"

Lin Shi glanced at her coldly, now is not the time for her to beg him to sleep in the bed, right? Oh, woman.

"emmm, I mean the bed is big enough for us to sleep on, hehe."

Chu Mi smiled cowardly, and the corners of his mouth were about to grin to the root of his ears. is obviously a big beauty, but she smiles so dog-legged, which makes people have no way to take her.

But today, this is destined to be a day worth framing, Comrade Chu Mi has achieved a phased victory in this battle, and has successfully won Zheng Rui's children and Comrade Lin Xiaolian, although Comrade Lin Shi's progress bar is not clear, but the future can be expected!

"Chu Zhiqing, he went out, I heard him say that he was going to the supply and marketing cooperatives to buy wine!"

Wu Yuan excitedly ran to ventilate the news, he squatted for several days, and finally squatted until he went out!

"Okay, grab your things, let's go right away!"

Chu Mi was also excited, her sister's martial arts could finally come in handy!!

Lin Shi is not here, but they are big and small, and the things have been prepared a long time ago, just waiting for Su Wan to go out!

"Beep beep beep ~ ~ beep beep ~ ~ ~ "

Su Wan whistled, walking on the road in a good mood, he almost didn't collapse from diarrhea in the past few days, and drinking antidiarrheal drugs didn't work, today he finally got better, and he was finally able to go out.

The ten yuan I scolded at Mrs. Wu's side a few days ago has not been spent, so I must go buy some wine and meat today, and have a big meal!

When he was about to walk to the entrance of the village and passed a dense tree, suddenly, a large lump of unknown liquid fell, right on his head.

"Huh? What the hell, fuck, bird shit??? ”

Su Wan only felt a burst of wetness on the top of his head, he raised his hand and touched it, it was actually a big lump of white bird? Fuck it, you're dead!

"What a broken bird, believe it or not, Lao Tzu killed you! Give Lao Tzu down! ”

Su Wan looked up at the tree, scolding, eager to climb up directly and kill the unknown bird.

"Chirp, tweet, tweet."

The bird chirped innocently and flew away with its wings, leaving only a few vibrating leaves.

"Phew! There is no ** size, there is more pulling, let Lao Tzu catch it, you have to bake it and eat it! ”

Bird feces fell from the sky, Su Wan couldn't help it even if he was angry, the bird had already flown away, he could only wipe the leaves and continue to walk forward, but that face was obviously gloomy again, and he didn't have the good mood when he just came out.

At this time, Chu Mi was holding her breath and squatting in the grass next to her, she had prepared several banana peels, and she must hit it with one blow!

Su Wan, a person with no one in his eyes, must walk with his head held high, eager to stick two green onions in his nose and his nostrils facing the sky.

Therefore, when he passed Chu Mi's position, raised his left foot, and was about to continue walking, Chu Mi looked at the right time and threw a few banana peels at Su Wan's feet quickly and accurately.

Su Wan was still immersed in the bad luck that he had just been hit by bird droppings, and he didn't notice that there was suddenly a banana peel under his feet, and he stepped on it defenselessly with his raised foot.

"Woohoo."

As soon as his feet slipped, the whole person lost his balance, and the other foot hurriedly picked the ground, trying to stabilize his body, and his two arms were also hurriedly pulled in the air.

"Fuck you, what's going on!"

As a result, the right foot stepped on another banana peel, and both feet slid in different directions.

"Ahhh

Su Wan's painful screams were accompanied by the tearing of his clothes.

Chu Mi hid in the grass and covered his mouth tightly, so that he didn't let himself laugh.

She threw the banana peel to make him fall, but she didn't expect Su Wan to hit it crookedly, and he didn't fall, but he performed a bully split on the spot on the road, and sat directly on the ground.

Not to mention that his clothes were torn, she seemed to hear the sound of his ligaments tearing, so miserable hahahaha.

"Damn, why am I so unlucky! Where the hell did the banana peel come from, which idiot ate something and threw it around, ahh ”

Su Wan covered his crotch and fell directly to the ground, he couldn't get up, this feeling is really something that every man doesn't want to experience, it's too sour.

Chu Mi not only threw a banana peel at his feet, but also threw a few banana peels behind him, at this time he looked back and found that there were also banana peels in the place he had just passed, but he didn't find it and didn't step on it.

It seems that I really didn't notice it, avoided those pieces, didn't avoid these pieces, and I could only think that I was unlucky, there was no one on the road, and no one wanted to frame me.

"No, I'm unlucky! Bad luck!!! It must be that old woman who brought me down, she is declining, and her money is also declining! Bah! ”

Su Wan covered his crotch and limped back, scolding Grandma Wu a lot along the way, but that's it, the ten yuan in his trouser pocket was reluctant to throw it away.

That's ten bucks, after all!

When the people were far away, Chu Mi came out of the grass and patted the grass clippings on his body, Wu Yuan had already come down from the tree.

He is hidden in the largest tree at the entrance of the village, with lush branches and leaves, and he is small, as long as he hides from a high point and blocks it with leaves, he can't see that there is a person on it from the bottom up.

So when Su Wan looked up, he didn't find him, but only saw an innocent bird, which Chu Mi deliberately used to cover up.

The cooperation between the two and one bird was simply seamless, Wu Yuan ran over to find Chu Mi excitedly, his little face was full of excitement, and he danced with his hands.

"Chu Zhiqing, you are really amazing! He really didn't find us! He deserved to !! his crotch when he fell ”

He didn't see the picture of Su Wan's split, thinking that he broke the crotch of his pants, and he was already very happy.

"It's just a pity that he didn't move forward, and this person can't stand the stimulation."

Chu Mi touched her chin and said with a little regret, she also laid a few traps in front of her, and there was always one of them that he would be fooled.

It's noon now, and Su Wan is head is iron, and he will try to go to a cooler place, which greatly increases the possibility of the success of the trap between the two.

"Let's pack up all the things first, and then we'll get back next time."