670 Qin Zong digs a pit: single dog, the more single the more dog?

The cold wind is bleak, and the dead branches are swaying.

It's just that the Spring Festival is approaching, and even the cold wind is not as cold as usual, Su Xianyi distributed the special gifts brought back from Kangcheng to everyone, and looked at Lu Shiyuan again: "How is Qin Zong's health?" ”

"Listening to him, his nose is still ringing, he should still be sick."

"I also brought gifts for him and his eldest brother, let's go see him together when we have time."

Lu Shiyuan nodded, "Go back, I'll go to Xiao's house first to pick up the little gall." ”

"Okay." Su Xianyi also misses this little guy, "Anyway, Brother Xiao is so dignified, why did he suddenly go back to his hometown with Xiaolou." ”

Su Xianyi got off the plane and turned on his mobile phone to know that Xiao Dongyi had left with Zhou Xiaolou.

"You say, is it that good things are coming to them? Can I get married this year? Su Xianyi cupped his cheeks and looked at Lu Shiyuan with a smile.

"He was afraid that he would stay in Yanjing and not be able to survive the New Year."

Lu Shiyuan was originally thinking:

How to talk to Xiao Dongyi, but he ran away directly.

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Xiao Dongyi is also very bitter now.

He didn't know at all that all the relatives of the Zhou family lived very close to each other, and the relationship was excellent, and it was almost the New Year, and they moved around frequently.

As soon as I heard that Zhou Xiaolou brought her boyfriend over, a lot of people came.

He is now not like a monkey, but like a monkey to be watched.

Everyone has no malice, and they are very enthusiastic, Xiao Dongyi also responded enthusiastically at the beginning, once there are more people, his smile begins to become stiff and unnatural.

Zhou Xiaolou also deliberately posted his predicament to the group.

His appearance of being forced to open his business amused many people.

It's not the scariest thing, but he said he's going to find a hotel to stay in.

Zhou Penghai said directly: "You come to our house, how can you let you live in a hotel, besides, there are still many days before the Spring Festival, how much does it cost to live in a hotel, you can live in our house." ”

It is naturally good to be able to live in the Zhou family.

He didn't think about how to kiss me and me with Zhou Xiaolou, mainly to attack his future father-in-law and mother-in-law.

Zhou Xiaolou's family lives in a three-bedroom, two-living room and two-bathroom house.

There are a total of three people in the Zhou family, and it stands to reason that Xiao Dongyi should be able to occupy a guest bedroom alone.

But he didn't expect that Zhou Penghai and his wife slept in separate beds.

Other words:

The Zhou family has three people, one person and one room.

"Uncle and aunt, don't you sleep together?" Xiao Dongyi looked at Zhou Xiaolou.

"My mom thinks my dad is snoring too noisy, she said, it's like sleeping on a tractor next to her, I don't want to sleep with him, and I've been in separate beds for two or three years."

Zhou Penghai snored, not only the sound was loud, but the snoring also had its own vibration, Zhou's mother had a shallow sleep, so she naturally couldn't stand it.

"And where do I sleep?"

Zhou Penghai: "You sleep with me." ”

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Xiao Dongyi recalled the purpose of this trip, on the one hand, to run away to avoid trouble, and on the other hand, to enhance the relationship with the Zhou family, so as to take advantage of the Spring Festival to behave in front of his future father-in-law and mother-in-law.

For this reason, he also deliberately learned from his mother at home and learned to cook a few dishes.

It's just that......

Before he could show his strength, he was picked up by his future father-in-law and slipped into the bedroom.

He really didn't want to share a bed with his father-in-law.

Moreover, Zhou Penghai said that his lumbar spine was not good, and he slept on a board bed, which was very hard, and Xiao Dongyi couldn't sleep at all.

After placing the luggage, Zhou Penghai patted him on the shoulder and said:

"Xiao Xiao, let's go, take you to see our bathhouse."

Xiao Dongyi never thought that when he followed Zhou Xiaolou to his hometown, the first stop was to visit the bathhouse.

Zhou Penghai pinched his waist with one hand, and waved his big hand with the other to introduce him.

The smug expression on his face clearly said:

See, this is my country.

Xiao Dongyi could only clapp his hands and say, "Uncle is amazing." ”

Zhou Xiaolou was about to go crazy laughing.

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The other side

Qin Zong was wrapped in a thin blanket at this time, going back and forth beside his eldest brother, hesitating, hesitating, thinking about how to speak so that he would not be rejected by his eldest brother.

Looking at the person sitting on the couch, with a computer resting on his lap, he seemed to be looking at something seriously.

He glanced at Qin Zong with his residual eyes:

"Did you burn your butt on fire?"

"Nope." Qin Zong coughed.

"Then sit down."

"Brother, it's almost noon, are you hungry, I'll cook for you."

Before a certain eldest brother could speak, Qin Zong had already thrown away the thin blanket and went straight to the kitchen, he still knew his brother's taste, took out his mobile phone, looked up the menu recipes, and began to take out various ingredients from the refrigerator, clean them, and prepare to start cooking.

And then

"Bang-" The draining basket fell.

"Smack!" Smashed a plate.

β€œDuang——”

The spatula is off.

The kitchen jingles and makes someone sitting on the couch feel like they're on pins and needles.

Qin Zong has always felt that cooking is very easy, isn't it just hot oil, put some green onions, ginger and garlic and stir-fry until fragrant, and then throw the vegetables in and stir-fry? As a result, a few minutes later, the sound of stir-frying really came from the kitchen......

After all the hardships, the meal was really served.

Two dishes and one soup, there is a look.

Qin Zong also deliberately took a photo and posted it on Weibo, because of the addition of filters, it looks good.

The comments at the bottom are all as follows:

[My husband is the best! 】

[It is worthy of Qin Ye, he can go to the hall and the kitchen. 】

[I really want to eat my husband's cooking. 】

……

Qin Zong was praised by the fans a little floating, he tasted the taste, he felt good, and was about to beckon his eldest brother to eat, when he heard the doorbell.

"Huh? Brother, do you still have a job? Qin Zong thought it was his assistant who came.

"It's not."

"That's ......" Qin Zong was shocked, could it be the second brother who came.

"I ordered takeout."

Qin Zong was frantic and instantly exploded, "Have you ever respected the fruits of my labor, you know, in order to cook a meal for you, my hands were splashed with hot oil, and you actually ordered takeout?" ”

"I told you a long time ago, it's a good job, don't do it next time."

Qin Zong snorted lightly.

The dining table was divided into two, Qin Zong was eating the dishes he cooked, and the person opposite was eating takeout.

Qin Zong gritted his teeth:

Takeaway ...... It smells so good!

"Brother, you really don't respect me like this."

The person on the other side doesn't speak.

"Do you know how much damage your actions have done to my young mind, and you must make amends to me."

The eldest brother glanced at him, but still did not speak.

"I support my sick and weak body and cook for you, and you don't even eat a bite, do you think it's appropriate? Are you worthy of me? ”

"If you eat it, I'm sorry for my stomach."

Qin Zongfa's photos on Weibo have been filtered, and they look okay.

Appearance in reality......

It's a sparse artifact!

"Anyway, you must compensate me, otherwise, I will go around every day and annoy you to death."

That tone is quite a scoundrel.

Qin Zong is usually so busy that his feet don't touch the ground, once he is idle, he is like a little sparrow, chirping, this is still a sick state, if he is at full power, he can really annoy people to death.

"Say, what compensation do you want?"

"I'm sick, help me get to the doctor."

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A certain big brother, bowing his head to eat.

From beginning to end, I didn't even look at him with a straight eye.

Qin Zong had never been able to fathom him, and when he saw his expression, he thought to himself, it's no fun.

Is it possible to let Brother Yu pick up people?

It's not impossible, it's just that Brother Yu is his agent, and they are all insiders, and no one can guarantee that he doesn't have a tail behind him, if he is found carrying a young girl in and out of his house.

He dares to guarantee that the first big melon of the new year is:

[Qin Zong secretly meets beauties at his residence]

Thinking about it,

The eldest brother is the safest, safest, and safest to pick up people.

He didn't say a word until he finished eating.

Qin Zong sighed:

Finished

Barbie Q too.

The meal was made in vain.

Qin Zong had already calculated:

If the eldest brother eats the food he cooks, and eats people with a soft mouth, he will rely on him and let him pick up people; If he doesn't eat it, he will sell it miserably, saying that he does not respect the fruits of his labor.

Left and right, pit him in.

Now it seems that his eldest brother is really an old antique who doesn't eat oil and salt.

You deserve to be single!

His brother is a single dog, and he is really more and more dogs!

Qin Zong took a deep breath and thought:

Why don't you perform a cry, make trouble, hang yourself, roll around, and sue your parents, saying that he doesn't call a doctor for yourself?

In just a few seconds, countless thoughts and thoughts flashed through Qin Zong's heart.

The person on the other side packed up the takeaway lunch box, wiped the corners of his mouth slowly, and looked up at him: "Give me the address." ”

"Huh?"

Qin Zong was stunned.

"And the phone."

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Qin Zong was stunned for a while before he happily sent a message to Cheng Lao's little apprentice:

[Sister, give me your home address, and I will have someone pick you up immediately. 】

------Off topic------

What's that? Single dog, the more single the more dog?

I promise, as soon as Qin Zong's words come out, he won't survive a street when he walks on the road, haha

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Recently, a lot of friends have finished, and I'm secretly thinking about it......