"Let's see you." I pretend to know the existence of this Song Gongzi, so that I am more like Chen Lu's boyfriend!

"Look, Xiao Wu has no opinion." Chen Lu's mother smiled.

Chen Lu pouted: "That line of horn ......"

"Lulu, you go out first, your father has two words, and he wants to talk to Xiao Wu alone."

Chen Luhu looked at her mother suspiciously: "Is there anything you can't say in front of your precious girl?" ”

"Oh, don't ask, it's a good thing!" Chen Lu's mother pushed Chen Lu out, leaving me and her father.

The atmosphere is very embarrassing, after all, I am a fake, and I am still a little weak-hearted!

Chen Lu's father patted the armrest of the sofa and pointed to the place where Chen Lu's mother was sitting just now: "Come and sit." ”

"Yes, uncle." At this point, I could only deal with it first, sit upside down, and half-lean over to face Chen Lu's father.

Chen Lu's father reached into his suit pocket, took out a piece of paper the size of a concert ticket, put it on the table, and pushed it over: "This is what your aunt and I prepared for you." ”

It doesn't matter whose concert it is, the parents give me a gift to a junior, I must carry it, quickly get up respectfully, pick it up with both hands and take a look, but it is not a concert ticket, but a check from a local bank, and now the bank check is designed with flowers, so I misunderstood, the number written on the check surprised me: 1 million!

"Uncle, you were so polite when we met for the first time......

"It's not for you," Chen Lu's father lit a cigarette and explained, "Today is the wedding of Lulu's cousin, Chen Feng, the woman's family is a little vain, I hope that the man's main relatives can follow the ceremony at the wedding scene, let the master of ceremonies call out, it seems that their family has face, Xiao Wu, you should know my identity!" ”

"Yes, yes!" I nodded and said, the head of a local state-owned enterprise, if you want to say that he has a head and a face in the provincial capital, it is the kind that buries him, the level of thieves is high, and he can sit on an equal footing with the local governor.

"So, this kind of show-up thing, my identity is not very suitable, but this is how the wedding is set, and I, as the second uncle, can't say anything, so I discussed it with your aunt and decided to let Lulu come with this gift on behalf of our family."

I nodded again: "Yes, but...... Uncle, why are you talking to me about this alone? ”

Wouldn't it be okay to tell Chen Lu directly?

"Chen Lu, this child, I have been pampered since I was a child, and I have more character," Chen Lu's father smiled lovingly, "She is not very satisfied with her little sister-in-law, and she will definitely not care about the woman's temper, if she is allowed to follow this ceremony, I am afraid that she will mess up, since you are now Lulu's boyfriend, I think you can represent it, you can also do it, you know what to say, right?" ”

I still understand this bit of human sophistication, and immediately said: "I know, just say, this is the heart of the groom's second uncle's family, one million, I wish the newlyweds: a safe life, a hundred years of good harmony, all the best!" ”

Chen Lu's father came when he saw me, and he was quite impressed by my literary talent, and handed me a cigarette with a smile: "Xiao Wu, people can't look good, so talented?" ”

"Where, where, a little word game, carving insect skills." I said modestly, in fact, this is the line of the emcee at a wedding I have attended, but the gift was not the groom's relatives, but the groom's parents, giving a million "bride price", the emcee "one million", dismantled into "a lifetime of peace, a hundred years of good together, everything goes well" three idioms, worried that the guests could not understand, the master of ceremonies also played three idioms on the big screen, and marked the first three words in red, just like many girls posted behind the window "novice, female driver, the first time", vertically marked red "female devil" like the operation.

Then, PPT gradually faded out the next nine words, and the three words "one million" that gradually grew larger were left on the screen.

Although it is very vulgar and even very earthy, in the environment of the wedding scene, I have to say that the effect of pride and festivity is full, and it is really fragrant!

"That's good, you'll just say that later!" The big bosses of state-owned enterprises can't escape the law of "true fragrance", "but it's ......"

"What's wrong, uncle?"

Chen Lu's father thought for a while: "To be honest, I didn't expect you to come, when you came in just now, did you write a gift money?" ”

I scratched my head embarrassedly: "I'll be honest, uncle, when I came in just now, I didn't know the market, I brought 10,000 cash with me, and I found out when I wrote it, it was too cold." ”