Chapter 4: Yide scolded Chen Wen's ancestors for the eighteenth generation

After hearing Liu Wu's order, the various units set off from the military camp in the west of the city in an orderly manner.

Liu Wu and Liu Bei each rode a white horse, led three thousand elite soldiers and walked slowly forward in front of Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.

The three major military camps in the east, west and south of the city all attacked with the whole army, leaving only the military camp in the north of the city to be held by Mi Zhu to maintain the law and order of Xinye City.

Sun Qian Jian Yong went to prepare a banquet and quietly waited for the triumph of the army.

The troops marched out of Xinye City, and Guan Yu led a thousand infantry and two thousand crossbowmen to Qilin to set up an ambush.

Zhang Fei led 1,000 cavalry and 2,000 infantry to Chenwen Dazhai in Xishan

Liu Feng led 1,000 crossbowmen, and 2,000 infantry crossed from the trail in the back mountain to Dazhai in Xishan.

Liu Bei and Liu Wu led the rest of the soldiers and horses to watch the battle not far from Xishan, ready to enter the battlefield at any time.

Zhang Fei is an anxious person, he has been thinking about scolding Chen Wen since last night, but he is not highly educated, and he can't think of any elegant words.

So the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and after the banquet ended, he went back and drank a few glasses in a row, his face gradually turned a little red, and he began to brew his inner emotions.

After drinking a few more glasses, he gradually felt a little dizzy, Zhang Fei was overjoyed in his heart, and called a small official to ask him to record his words.

The little official stood tremblingly in front of the table, looking at Zhang Fei's teeth and claws, as if he was going to eat him immediately.

Zhang Fei took a deep breath and began to rush trash talk, as the trash talk gradually came out, Zhang Fei's hot blood continued to surge in his veins.

The rise of scolding, no matter what three, seven and twenty-one, jump out of any word when you think of it, and it doesn't matter whether it is suitable or not, just want to scold freely in your heart.

When he woke up in the morning, the little official handed over the trash talk that Zhang Fei scolded last night to Zhang Fei, and after Zhang Fei saw it, he was very satisfied, lifted his pants and walked towards Liu Bei's room.

He handed over last night's essence to Liu Wu and asked Liu Wu's opinion.

He said: "Master Wenliang, I Zhang Fei has no culture. You made me scold, but I'm pretty good at it, I drank a little more last night, and that's what I summarized. ”

After Liu Wu took a closer look, he suddenly felt that the five big and three thick Zhang Fei in front of him with a full beard was also very cute.

Look at the article carefully, how can it be a few words like a puppet, a child, etc.

For Liu Wu in the 21st century, this kind of talk is like tickling.

In order to encourage Zhang Fei to maintain such enthusiasm, Liu Wu first praised Zhang Fei's serious spirit, and said: "Yide, these words are very good, but they are all hard to hear. ”

Zhang Fei saw Liu Wu praising his achievements, and couldn't help but have a good impression of Liu Wu.

Then Liu Wu took out a pen and paper, wrote some sentences on it, and handed it to Zhang Fei.

He said: "If this Xishan Chen Wen still hides in the village and doesn't come out, you can imitate the above sentence and scold him." ”

In the blink of an eye, Zhang Fei's soldiers and horses had arrived at the foot of Xishan Mountain, Zhang Fei gave the people around him a look, and cleaned up all the surrounding secret posts after dividing them by two.

Then continue to march and come to the gate of Xishan Dazhai.

That Chen Wen had heard the news of Zhang Fei rushing towards them early, and had quickly assembled a force at this time.

Zhang Fei looked at the black and oppressive people, and he was not panicked in his heart, he had experienced this kind of scene too many times.

As early as when he followed Liu Bei's edict to fight against thieves, it was no longer a problem to fight one enemy and one hundred, and birth and death were as common as drinking water.

That Chen Wen stood on the wall of Dazhai and shouted at Zhang Fei.

"Zhang Feipifu! Why are you bothering me in the West Mountain? ”

After Zhang Fei heard this, he couldn't help laughing, and a rhythmic haha made Chen Wen's heart tremble.

Zhang Fei said: "Grandpa is here!" Chen Wenxiaoer, hurry up and surrender! ”

Chen Wen was not angry, he said: "I will try it today, who dares to fight!?" ”

"I dare!" I saw a man in black armor holding a big knife and rushing towards Zhang Fei.

He said: "I am the three masters of Xishan!" Zhang Feipifu, quickly dismount and surrender. ”

Zhang Fei was not used to it, and when he saw that the person who came out of the village was not Chen Wen, he was holding a spear and a prancing horse, holding a snake spear in his hand, pointing directly at Wang Guiren's head.

In just one round, Wang Gui's head fell to the ground, and Zhang Fei said: "Want to win me? Come back in the next life! ”

Chen Wen and the other Yellow Turban soldiers were all shocked when they saw Wang Gui being killed, this Zhang Fei had such skills.

That Wang Gui is the third person in the martial arts ranking in this Xishan Village, so he is called the three masters.

At this moment, Wang Gui was beheaded by Zhang Fei in only one round.

Chen Wen couldn't help but tremble in his heart, but then anger followed.

This Wang Gui is his brother-in-law, and today his brother-in-law was killed by Zhang Fei, how can he explain to his wife?

Even if you pretend to be it, you have to put it on.

He said: "Zhang Feipifu, if you dare to kill my brother-in-law, I will kill you!" ”

Chen Wen immediately put on his armor and rode a war horse towards Zhang Fei, only fighting for one round.

Chen Wen knew that he was not Zhang Fei's opponent, so he hurriedly withdrew to Dazhai at random.

Zhang Fei knew that this Chen Wennai was a narrow-minded person.

He said: "Chen Wenpiff! Surrender quickly, and you will be spared the death penalty! ”

That Chen Wen stood on the walled wall, letting Zhang Fei insult him, but he never responded.

Just like that, scolding was an hour, Zhang Fei tried his best, Chen Wen also pretended not to hear, and when Zhang Fei stopped drinking water, he began to mock instead.

He said: "Zhang Fei, how can you repeat these sentences? You are a big old man, can you change a few words and let my ears change their tastes. ”

Zhang Fei estimated that Liu Feng had already arrived at the position, and if Chen Wen was not lured out, Liu Feng's situation would be extremely dangerous.

Zhang Fei decided to use the note handed to him by the military advisor Liu Wu.

He couldn't wait to open the note handed to him by Liu Wu, tasted it carefully, and couldn't help but praise it.

He said: "It's really a handsome man in the world! ”

Zhang Fei looked at the sentences on the note, the words on it did not contain a single dirty word, but it pierced his heart, which made people angry.

He took another sip of water and brewed his emotions.

opened his mouth and scolded: "Chen Wenxiaoer, I advise you not to speak too loudly, otherwise you will be embarrassed for a while!" ”

When Chen Wen heard this, he couldn't help but be shocked.

Everyone present couldn't help but prick up their ears, wanting to hear what new words could pop out of Zhang Fei's mouth.

Zhang Fei continued: "What to see? You're a sparrow pecking cow's fartβ€”a finch eats a bull's mouth! ”

As soon as Zhang Fei's words came out, everyone laughed, but Chen Wen was the only one standing on the walled city and looking at Zhang Fei viciously.

Zhang Fei saw that Chen Wen's face was not very good, and continued to speak: "What to see!" How? Are you a knife piercing the valley - opening the eyes or a pig sticking garlic in the nose - pretending to be an elephant? ”

Chen Wenqi's lungs were about to explode, and he said, "Shut up!" Zhang Feipifu! ”

Zhang Fei saw that this trick was useful, and decided to make persistent efforts to buy time for Liu Feng.

He continued to scold: "Let me shut up? Are you really a bat with chicken feathers tied to it, and you forgot what kind of bird you are? ”

"I see you're an old sow wearing a bra, one set after another!"

"Ahh Zhang Feipifu, take your life! ”

Chen Wen was furious, and then put on his armor and mounted his horse, leading more than 20,000 people from the Xishan Walled City to open the village and rush towards Zhang Fei.

Zhang Fei jumped his gun and went to the battle, and after three rounds of fighting, he pretended to be a little unable to support it, and he gasped heavily, for fear that Chen Wen would not be able to hear clearly.

Seeing that he had gradually gained the upper hand, Chen Wen thought left and right, and estimated that it might be Zhang Fei who had been scolding for an hour and had a dry mouth.

Seeing that he couldn't resist, Zhang Fei hurriedly shouted: "Retreat!" ”

Chen Wen adhered to the principle of taking advantage of your illness and asking for your life, and shouted: "Zhang Fei has no strength, attack quickly!" A reward of 100 gold for capturing Zhang Fei alive! ”

For a while, the crowd was furious, and the 20,000 yellow scarves in Xishan chased Zhang Fei desperately as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.

Zhang Fei quickly whipped his horse and led his troops towards Qilin.

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