"Bitter for you, happy big guy?"

Chai Tiannuo raised his eyebrows again, Chilian Zhenjun smacked slightly, smiled and nodded again and again:

"Chai Immortal is worthy of the title of Wenzong, this is easy to understand."

"If I hadn't touched you, I'm afraid I would have died in the realm of the True Monarch."

"If it's a win-win situation, then hurry up and release the water, I don't know how many dreams there are at night?"

Chai Tiannuo raised his voice, and Chilian Zhenjun shook his head with a wry smile:

"I can't be the master, putting you in through the will of the Almighty is the only thing I can do, and the rest can only depend on your performance."

"It's useless!"

Rolling his eyes, Chai Tiannuo grabbed the pipe and immediately dizzy.

Chilian Zhenjun looked at the low stool on the side, chuckled and muttered:

"I don't know how long it will take to come out this time, it shouldn't be too short, after all, it will take some time to rub the devil's head."

Ni Laohan of Nijia Village was very happy, his son was promising, and he was quietly admitted to Xiucai, and he was still the top-notch existence of the county school, so that he, the leader of the sand bandits who had done no business for most of his life, immediately felt that the ancestral tomb was smoking.

At that moment, he dragged his son and eight wives to the cemetery, burned a bunch of paper money to the ancestral grave that had long been smoothed out by the wind and could not find any traces, and cultivated a big steamed bun bun by the way, which was the new home of the ancestors.

「...... Dad, when the ancestors saw you doing such a perfunctory thing, would they crawl out of the ancestral grave and knock you to death with a pickaxe?"

Ni Dazhi, who was wearing a royal blue Confucian shirt, twitched the corners of his eyes, he couldn't find the graves of his grandfather and ancestors if he hadn't been to the grave for decades, and he was probably the only one in the world!

"Knock knock, your father and I have given birth to countless lives, if you can be knocked to death by the ancestors, it will be considered a good death, and you can still chat with them when you go down, especially your grandfather!"

Old Ni grinned, unpretentious, no matter how he looked at it, he didn't look like a sand bandit who robbed his house.

"When you were five years old, the old man had to pass on the murderous knife to you, if it weren't for your master and your third uncle to stop you, how could you be proud of this one?"

"If you can't find his grave, you have to pee and sober him today!"

Ni Dazhi rubbed his temples vigorously, his own father acted, but there were really no taboos!

In the evening, Ni Laohan's family held a banquet, and the whole village came, a total of 30 households and 150 people, all of whom were in one business, sand bandits.

Eating meat and drinking wine in large bowls is the standard for sand bandits, and the dishes can not be exquisite, but they must be enjoyable!

Ni Laohan ate a round belly of rolling melons, wiped off the greasy on his hands with the best rice paper he had snatched once, came to his son's side with a slight drunkenness, beckoned, and the pawn handed over a sheathed scimitar.

Hanging on his waist with his own baby Gada, Ni Laohan grinned:

"Pretty, handsome!"

"It's no wonder that those scholars in the county who are as weak as grass chickens like to bring utensils, and good men must be lined with sharp blades in the end!"

「...... Dad, people bring swords, not swords."

"That thin piece of iron has a fart purpose, and it has to be this ancestral killing blade, thick and handy, and it can split the skull in half with a single knife!"

Ni Dazhi sighed again, thinking that grandpa couldn't give it back then, how could you just give it, properly not allow the people to light the lamp, only allow the state officials to set fires, not to mention that the people, or your son!

"Dazhi, good life maintenance Tilong, this is the treasure of Nijia Village, I am afraid that it will cost thousands, and the ghosts and gods hanging on the waist will not invade the demons and evils, but it is a rare psychic killing blade in the world!"

A Taoist priest in a gray Taoist robe took a drink of wine cup as he spoke, and then picked up a big elbow and gnawed it, without the slightest taboo of being a monk.

"Niu Nose is right, the reason why I didn't give it to you back then was because this knife was too ruthless, where could a five-year-old baby bear it!"

"Now that you're older, you complement each other perfectly."

Ni Laohan put his arm around the shoulders of Taoist Yulin and said, but the Taoist priest didn't give him face at all, squinted at him and said:

"Take away your dirty paws and call me Master or Daoist Yulin, but you can't call it Niubi, otherwise I'll beat you out."

!"

"Grandma is a bear, you are crazy again on a good day, don't think that Lao Tzu is not your opponent and be arrogant, Lao Tzu has a lot of brothers!"

"Brothers, copy the guys!"

With a loud roar, one hundred and ten people raised their knives, and the four or five-year-old babies were all carrying silver knives in their hands, showing the fierceness of Nijia Village to the fullest.

"Huh~~?"

Daoist Yulin frowned with a long voice, like Lin Daoshan immediately collected everything, everyone should eat and drink, and no one paid attention to their embarrassing leader.

"Ahem, I don't have the same knowledge as you on this good day, baby, eat vegetables, eat vegetables!"

Ni Laohan didn't see the slightest embarrassment on his face, the same scene has been countless for more than ten years, and his face has already been polished, so he doesn't feel embarrassed.

"Dao Chief, Boss, I just don't understand, why don't you let the good deeds passed down from your ancestors go to the official road?"

"It's not so easy to be an official, there are so many troubles, it's better to be a bandit!"

Ni Lao Er frowned, and said with a puzzled face.

"Second brother, second brother, you are the real two!"

Ni Laosan snorted, drank all the wine in the cup in one gulp, and said with a sigh of wine:

"This time is different from the past, the imperial court and the distant Great Qin have officially opened the post road, we have become a merchant and soldier road, and there will be officials and soldiers stationed in the future.

"Dazhi is also a talented person with status now, and he can always protect one or two of his family, if he can become a person in the future, our Nijia Village will have a solid backer."

"At that time, the family's livelihood will be better and better!"

Ni Laosan has read books, and he can be regarded as the role of the dog-headed military master in the village, and it was he and Yulin Dao who discussed that Ni Dazhi would go to the county seat to study, otherwise there would be no changes today.

"Can we come with both hands, the ambition is to take the official path, let's slaughter a fat sheep when we see it, as for the official army, I don't know their level after decades of teaching?"

"It's just a puddle of mud, and it can't hold up the wall at all!"

The second brother grinned contemptuously.

"Second brother, this official army is different from the other official army, and it can't be defeated."

Hoarse as a sharp knife scraping, piercing people's eardrums are painful, speaking is Ni Laosi, who is full of scars on his face and has a huge cut on his neck, who went out to be a soldier and was injured and disabled and returned to the village, and is the first master in the village except for Yulin Daochang.

"Is that powerful?"

The second child asked suspiciously, after decades of dealing, the soldiers in the county town are mud, more than ten people can run with the hundred-ten, and the dogs' combat effectiveness is stronger than them.

"The county town is just a few village warriors, how can it be compared with real officers and soldiers."

The fourth shook his head, pointed to himself and said:

"You are a bento officer and soldier is thousands of me who are not injured, our village, may have fought?"

"Huh~, so terrifying?"

"It's so scary!"

"I have to say that the choice between the third child and Niu Bi was right, their front and back eyes are really long on the right realm!"

Ni Laohan nodded with emotion, and then his head was hit with a big bag by the flying bone stick.