Chapter 17: The Little Talking Potato
Thinking too much, my head is a little uncomfortable.
Yun Shu crumpled the piece of paper, flushed it down the toilet, then went to bed, closed her eyes, and went to sleep.
I don't know how long I slept, and Lu Mingzhu's voice sounded outside.
"Yun Shu? Yun Shu, Yun Shu Yun Shu! β
She rolled over, covered her ears, and went back to sleep.
Outside all the sounds were silent for a while, and it seemed that Chu Xiaoqin had pulled Lu Mingzhu away.
She put down her hand covering her ears with confidence, yawned a little, and prepared to sleep until it was dark, but she didn't expect Lu Mingzhu to run back again.
"Yun Shu! Don't sleep, you've been asleep for most of the day, come out and look outside, there's a potato downstairs that can talk! β
"...... "All she knew was a talking humanoid potato at the door!"
Yun Shu lifted the quilt and turned over to get out of bed, opened the door to Lu Mingzhu outside the door.
Lu Mingzhu's hand slapping the door stopped in mid-air: "Are you ......up?"
"Do you know why the Vicious Queen gave Snow White a poisoned apple?"
"Huh?" Lu Mingzhu was a little dazed, looking at her with inexplicable eyes, "Why?" β
Yun Shu: "Because she's too noisy." β
Lu Mingzhu: "...... Are you talking about me? β
Chu Xiaoqin, who came over one step later, held back a smile and said, "Yun Shu, I've been asleep for half a day, why don't you go down and have fun?" The talking potato she said was pretty cute and suitable for you. β
Yun Shu touched the soft white skirt on her body and said calmly: "Is it suitable for me to hammer it with a wine bottle?" β
Chu Xiaoqin's smile froze.
It was as if she was back to the time when she slammed the ghost head with the wine bottle, the neat moves, the ferocious force... That little potato might be hammered.
He opened his mouth: "Anyway, there's a lot of fun down there." β
The two of them made a warm appointment, Yun Shu thought about it, but closed the door and went downstairs with them.
In the spacious and somewhat empty living room, the "famous little potato" was pestled upright on the dining table.
The shape is indeed a potato, very realistic, and you can feel the texture of the potato skin when you poke it with your finger.
Lu Mingzhu was like a seller who was in a hurry to show off, pretending to touch the potato butt inadvertently, and then said lightly: "Potato, who do you say is the most beautiful here?" β
Potato: "It's you, it's you, my heart is full of you~"
Yun Shu: "......"
"What variety of spoiled potatoes is this? It's better to rot in the ground. β
Chu Xiaoqin couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.
Lu Mingzhu blushed and asked the potatoes to sing.
The local potato sang an English song, no one understood, but the melody was good, and Lu Mingzhu could already hum two times behind five beats.
Yun Shu lifted the potatoes and looked at them over and over again, and Chu Xiaoqin whispered to her beside her: "The place where the sound came out is on the top of the head, but I can't find a pattern that can be disassembled." β
"Then smash it open and see ......"
Before he finished speaking, the potatoes were snatched up by Lu Mingzhu and hugged in his arms.
"What smash, you're addicted, aren't you? Isn't it good to stay and listen to nursery rhymes? β
"Alright," she said, not just staring at the little thing, "you can keep it." β
Other things are not so lucky, Yun Shu lifted it up and shook it while looking at it, and if she was interested, she would knock it on the ground.
Wherever you pass, things will encounter black hands, and when the wind blows, the rest of the things are basically dismantled and tattered.
Chu Xiaoqin and Lu Mingzhu were able to persuade her to stop in fear at first, but later they were numb.
The electronic sound doesn't mean to stop it at all as if it's on holiday.,Probably won't be deducted points like in the basement before? There's nothing to worry about, it's not your own thing.
Yun Shu didn't know what they were thinking, she took apart some small things that could be taken apart, felt them all the same, and then groped to put them back together.
It's an interesting process, but it doesn't turn out well.
After messing up the things that could speak out before, after being split and put together, I don't know what went wrong, and I became a stammer, and I couldn't finish a sentence smoothly no matter how I filmed.
She was a little distracted, put things back in their place, and as if she didn't know, she got up and sat down on the living room couch as if nothing had happened.
Chu Xiaoqin also sat down, he hadn't touched the things here, at most he just touched them, and then followed Yun Shu to see the structure of those things, and he didn't get started directly.
Looks pretty regular.
After sitting down, he took the initiative to talk to her.
"Your audience preference value has not changed this time, and the ranking may drop. But not necessarily, maybe your favorite value has exceeded our 110,000 points before. β
Yun Shu: "Hmm. β
"I don't know what the next issue will be like, are you afraid?"
Yun Shu: "It's okay. β
"I don't think you're very interested in these games, whether it's on the island or here, it doesn't seem to make a difference to you. Why don't you tell us what you like? β
"Who said it didn't make a difference?" She replied a little more, "You can't eat or sleep well on the island, but it's different here." β
After speaking, he didn't give him a chance to try to ask questions again, and asked as soon as he took the moment: "When are you going to eat?" β
Lu Mingzhu, who was still playing with potatoes, couldn't help but complain about her: "Why do you only know how to eat, sleep, and sleep?" β
"Because no one sets an example for me, otherwise you won't eat or sleep for a while, and I will definitely learn from you in the future."
Lu Mingzhu: "...... I'm not talking to you. β
Yun Shu rolled her spiritual eyes, sat on the edge of the dining table, patted the table, and asked the air: "When are you going to eat?" β
No one answered.
Lu Mingzhu smiled at the potatoes and spoke, and the laughter was obviously aimed at her.
Yun Shu stared sideways, staring at her so much that she didn't dare to laugh, and then ruthlessly snatched the potatoes in her hand.
Lu Mingzhu was shocked, as if she had been robbed of a child: "What are you doing?!" β
"Question."
She slapped the potato on the buttocks: "When are you going to eat?" I'll smash you if you don't speak. β
Lu Mingzhu: "......"
Chu Xiaoqin: "......"
There is cuteness in the ferocity, but she is too innocent and harmless, like a child talking cruelly to a toy.
is not like Lu Mingzhu, because she looks too gorgeous, when she says that she scolds Huai, she tastes very rushed, as if she is in a pile of women and tears B.
Fortunately, this potato is really a bit capable, and it didn't take long for the electronic voice to come out and say that the meal would be ready immediately.
Then a cylindrical robot slowly ran out, with a few dishes on a sideways plate in the middle of the three floors.
Two small light bulbs glow yellow on the robot's head, and the "mouth" repeats the same words all the time.
"Eat, eat, eat, eatβ"
When he ran over, he hit the table leg and let out a scream.
"Ah, it hurt, it hurts."
Lu Mingzhu exclaimed: "It's amazing, it will cry out in pain." β
Chu Xiaoqin had to think more deeply: "There has always been no one here, and all of them have been replaced by robots. The technology of this place is very developed. β
After the two of them finished speaking, they were still playing in a row, and they turned their heads together and waited for Yun Shu to say a word.
She thought for a moment and pointed to the pink beef on the last plate.
"There's still blood here, and I won't eat it."