Chapter 37 Fortune Telling False Taoist Priest II
I have really seen too much of this kind of face, no matter in the past or present life. Chai Tiannuo took out a five-tael spindle and shook it, Xiao Er's originally disgusted face turned into a big smile again, and he bowed his body and said flatteringly: "Guest officer, please guest officer, please guest officer, there is a secluded and comfortable single room on the second floor, which is lining your three identities, be careful of your step, don't stumble!" Chai Tiannuo shook his head, this snobbish eye is everywhere.
went up to the second floor and entered the south-facing single room, and sure enough, as Xiao Er said, it was secluded and comfortable, and there were seven or eight plates of dim sum and dried fruits on the table, and the two Taoists sat down and ate a lot.
Throwing the silver to Xiao Er, Chai Tiannuo said slowly: "At this price, a list will be issued, and you must see it clearly." Xiao Er's smiling face froze at first, and then nodded again and again and left.
It didn't take long for a large table full of dishes, more meat and less vegetarian, Chai Tiannuo ate slowly, but the big and small Taoists were crazy to stuff their stomachs, even if they choked tears, they were not slow.
Chai Tiannuo didn't laugh, only those who have been hungry know how happy it is to fill their stomachs. After the two of them had eaten almost enough, holding their bellies and burping, Chai Tiannuo asked: "Since it is not good to wander the world, then go back to the Taoist temple and stay, plant a few acres of thin fields and practice seriously, wouldn't it be better to make a living like this?" "The reason why I say this is because Chai Tiannuo can clearly perceive the fluctuations in the mana on the master and apprentice, and they are not ordinary Taoists, but real cultivators.
"Engong doesn't know, my inheritance, the cultivation is to see the fireworks in the world, count the ups and downs of the world, if you don't reach the realm, the mountain gate will definitely stay for a long time." The Dao man said with a wry smile, but then he remembered a little, picked up the handkerchief and wiped his palms vigorously, and said with a smile to Chai Tiannuo: "There is still some confidence in the poor road and divination, and there is no way to repay the grace of saving lives, so it is good to calculate a life with Engong?" Fortune telling, Chai Tiannuo smiled, he really had never let people watch his fate, so he handed his left hand over with interest.
"No, no, our faction doesn't look at palmistry, and Engong draws a lot." The Taoist hurriedly waved his hand, and the apprentice immediately took out the stick holder and shook it, respectfully asking Chai Tiannuo to take one.
Chai Tiannuo smiled and took out one, and the Taoist will hear a pop when he receives it in his hand, and the bamboo stick immediately burns!
"......" The Taoist hurriedly let go of his hand and looked at Chai Tiannuo with a surprised expression, Chai Tiannuo couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, this scene was really something, so he smiled and said, "Let's try another one." After that, he took out another bamboo stick, but before he could hand it out, it turned into ashes, and Chai Tiannuo couldn't help but scratch his head, so his life was so hard?
"How can this be?" Chai Tiannuo smiled bitterly, and the Taoist swallowed and foamed at the mouth and said meaninglessly: "Engong, how about we approve it?" Reading the book for a while, Chai Tiannuo nodded, and said in detail the date when this doppelganger landed here, as for the hour, the land lord also said that it should not be wrong to be very different.
"Bang dang!" It didn't take long for the Taoist to fall to the ground, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and he said with tears in his eyes: "Engong's life is too heavy and too big, and the poor Dao really doesn't have the ability to calculate, woo, ashamed, ashamed!" Seeing that the Taoist behaved like this, Chai Tiannuo couldn't bear it, and he also complained about himself, so his own life was not something that a Taoist with meager Taoism could calculate.
Just as he was about to comfort him, the door was kicked open, and a large group of villagers broke in with long knives.
"Scholar, you hurt people on the street, the bitter master has sued the official, and I will go back for questioning!" Chai Tiannuo frowned, then relieved, and walked with them to see how the town was doing.
"Can't be caught, never caught!" Seeing that the villagers wanted to take Chai Tiannuo away, the Taoist man's bruised and swollen face immediately turned pale, and he rushed to the villagers and wanted to stop it, but he was cut to the ground by the back of the knife, and he squeaked and screamed in pain.
"Something like a dung worm dares to shout, it's tired and crooked?!" raised his leg and stomped the face of the Taoist, and the leader of the township soldiers took his subordinates and escorted Chai Tiannuo away with a scolding.
"It's broken, it's bad, it's a big disaster!"
"Apprentice, hurry up and pick up things, this Fuzhen can't stay, leave now, the sooner the better!" The Taoist struggled to get up, wiped his face with a tablecloth, turned around and picked up his things and ran, grabbed a fairly roast chicken and stuffed it into his arms, picked up the cloth bag and ran out.
The master and apprentice ran out of the town for four or five miles in a hurry, and then stopped, lying on the ground and gasping for breath.
"Master, Master, what kind of disaster is it, the disciple has never seen you so panicked!" The Taoist gasped for breath and felt better after half a pillar of incense, sighed and said: "Engong is not human, and he is involved in luck and calamity. ”
"It's not that I can't calculate the general, but the result is too scary, Master, I can't bear it."
"What is the result?" The apprentice asked curiously, and the Taoist grinned: "Engong is the thunder of the sky, and it must not be touched!" ”
"The appearance of the township soldiers is the fire of the earth, if you listen to the persuasion and don't catch it, it's okay, but now it is the thunder of the sky that stirs the fire, the calamity has arrived, the calamity has arrived!" Saying this, the Taoist turned his head to look at the town, and his face was full of misery.
"Master, how big can the calamity be?" The little apprentice was obviously frightened, his voice trembled violently, and the Taoist swallowed and spat hard, and said with a barred mouth: "It's best to die five or six out of ten, the worst, not a single grass will grow!" ”
"......" The little apprentice got up and ran, and the Taoist shouted in confusion: "I don't know, what are you doing?" The little apprentice ran and said without looking back: "There is not much calamity if not an inch of grass grows, it is too close to be safe here!" "The Taoist imagined that he also got up and ran, rightly, such a big calamity, four or five miles is very useful, at least one or two hundred miles!
Chai Tiannuo followed the township soldiers to the yamen where the township doctor was located, but found that it was bigger than the Fengcheng County Yamen, and the entry and exit were either rich or expensive, otherwise, they were splashing skin!
His eyes narrowed slightly, Chai Tiannuo felt a little weird, how could the yamen in the secular world have a kind of Shinto breath?
Entering the courtyard to the west, everyone came to a side courtyard, Chai Tiannuo looked at the people in the courtyard and couldn't help sighing, sure enough, there was indeed a problem in this town.
The splints on their bodies, with blue noses and swollen faces, looked at Chai Tiannuo and smiled hideously: "Isn't it ability, see what else you can do when you come to the yamen!" Chai Tiannuo turned around to see, and more than 20 villagers with fishing nets and guns poured in, and then the courtyard door was closed, and looking at the ruthlessness on their faces, he knew that there was no good thing.
"You and the others are all law enforcers, but you are in the same league as the lawbreakers, and you don't feel guilty?" Chai Tiannuo frowned and said, the leader of the township soldiers laughed: "Shame on your mother, go to the fishing net, treat him first!" As soon as the words fell, three fishing nets full of hooks fell, and Chai Tiannuo's body did not move, leaving them to do it.
"I thought it was a ruthless character, but it turned out to be a silver-like pewter gun head." The leader of the township soldiers sneered and waved his hand: "Chop, the dog in the backyard can eat a full meal again." ”
“…… With such a careless regard for human life, what do you think of the law of the country? ”