After class on Friday afternoon, Scarface came to Xiaochao's house, Xiaochao hadn't come back from school yet, and it was Aunt Han who opened the door. Aunt Han was wearing a knee-length dress with an apron around the front, and she was still holding a stir-fry shovel when she opened the door for Scarface.

"Xiao Lu is here, sit down casually for a while, there is fruit to eat by yourself." I'm almost done. Aunt Han smiled and let Scarface into the house as she walked back to the kitchen. In late autumn, although there is already a strong cool outside, it is still quite hot inside. Scarface looked at Aunt Han's plump body wrapped in a dress, showing an S-shape, which reminded him of Sister Zhaodi. But he quickly forcibly threw out the idea.

"It's hot in the house, hang your coat at the door, you're welcome, it's like you're in your own home." Aunt Han was busy in the kitchen, but she didn't forget to greet Scarface.

Scarface stood up and walked to the door of the kitchen, chatting with Aunt Han: "I've been here for more than a month, why haven't I seen Uncle Zhang once." ”

"Hey, don't mention him. Not to mention you haven't seen you a few times, I haven't seen you a few times a year. They do this kind of engineering in the field all year round, and they only come back for a few days every year. Aunt Han said with a smile.

"Oh, that auntie, you're hard enough." Scarface didn't know what to say.

"It's good that I don't have any habits, since Xiaochao went to junior high school, his father was transferred to other places, and now it's been six years, and I'm used to it. Xiao Lu brought this dish to the table for me, and then made a soup and we started the meal. Aunt Han said as she was busy.

"Your parents are fine, right?" Aunt Han asked Scarface.

"Both of my parents died." Scarface replied with some frustration.

"Ah, that, I'm sorry, you see what I'm asking. I'm sorry. Aunt Han was a little reluctant to go, and she didn't know what to say.

"It's okay, Auntie, this is a normal problem, and I'm used to it." Scarface said, and then he briefly told Aunt Han about his experience, causing Aunt Han's tears to roll in her eye sockets.

"What a hard-working child, I will come to my aunt's house every Friday to improve my life, my aunt's house is in good condition, you don't have to worry about any trouble." Aunt Han said.

At this time, Xiaochao also opened the door and came in, and also heard the last words of his mother, Ying He said: "Brother Lu, don't be polite, just do what my mother says, come to our house every week to improve your life, if you are really embarrassed, you can teach me more things, the method of balancing equations you taught last time is really good, and I am very confident when I see this kind of problem now." ”

"You kid, you have to add more ingredients to invite people to dinner, and take advantage of the opportunity." Aunt Han smiled and blamed her son.

"Otherwise, Brother Lu is not embarrassed," Xiao Chao said, put down his schoolbag and came to the dining room.

Although they are all home-cooked dishes, for Scarface, this meal is the most fragrant meal he has eaten in recent years, he used to eat food made by iron pillars, and then he cooked by himself, and the basic requirement for food is to be able to cook it. After eating the food cooked by Aunt Han, I realized that the same dishes could make such different tastes. When Scarface came out of Aunt Han's house, he secretly decided that if he was looking for a daughter-in-law in the future, he must find someone who can cook.

After returning to the dormitory, it was already more than 9 o'clock in the evening, and the dormitory turned off the lights at 10 o'clock on time every night.

"The third child, the woman who majored in insurance who dated you two days ago, why didn't she come to you these days?" asked the sixth Zhu Gaofeng.

"Dude broke with her." The third Huang Bibo said.

"What's the matter, I look very beautiful, my temperament is also good, that figure is simply amazing." The sixth said

"What are your eyes? Can that figure be applauded? The thin body doesn't have a few taels of flesh, and he is a little short, so he has to bow his head and bend over for a kiss. The third said.

"You really don't know how blessed you are. I just like that kind of body, but it's a pity that people don't look down on me. The sixth said enviously.

"If you don't chase after you, how do you know that people don't look down on you, do you want me to pull a string for you?" The third said with a smile.

"you, you dumped people and introduced them to me? What about making fun of me, if you want to chase it, you can chase it yourself, and you still need to help? Honestly, you didn't treat people well. The sixth asked.

"Think for yourself, then. If you don't feel at ease, you can inspect the goods in advance. The third said.

"I think Tian Yu is a little thin, I think the Gai Lili who is often with her is good." Wu Guangyao, the fifth old, said.

I'm", Old Five, your taste is so unique. With your little body, can you take it, or don't find your own guilt. The third said exaggeratedly.

"You don't insult the lover of my dreams." The fifth child sat up from the bed and said to the third child's bed.

"I think Gai Lili is also good, she is a little fat, but she is evenly fat." Scarface also picked up the topic.

"Then the two of you will fight in the dream first, and whoever wins the lover in this dream will belong to whomever it is." The second brother, Jin Bo, also joined the chat.

"I can't beat the boss in reality, and I haven't lost a fight in my dreams. Lili, I'm here. Old Five shouted exaggeratedly.

"Actually, Liu Yuting in our class is very good, why do you always keep an eye on the outside class?" The fourth Zhao Le said.

"We have the strength, isn't this to make room for you. Dude is in a good mood today, why don't I tell you how to recognize women? The third child pretended to be very generous.

"Okay, okay." Everyone should be with the third child.

"This woman, in general, has to look at the figure first, and then look at the face. Tall, short, fat, and thin actually have their own advantages, and radish and cabbage have their own loves.

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Then, from top to bottom, each part can describe more than a dozen different shapes, as well as the characteristics of various shapes, and eventually it will be linked to actual combat, in short, it can finally return to the core topic. ”

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Speaking of this leg, it is not good to have too much meat on the leg, but if there is no meat at all, it is actually unhealthy, which should also be evaluated in combination with the above three places. Just like Boss Lu said just now, the body must be even, no matter how fat or thin. After talking about the body type, let's take a look at the looks. Let's talk about the face shape first, generally speaking, the body shape with a slightly longer face is generally thin and tall, and the overall appearance will be better, and the body with a round face is generally plump. The characters with big eyes are cheerful, the ones with small eyes are generally more scheming, the ones with round faces are easier to socialize, and the angular ones are generally more spicy.

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He talked until more than eleven o'clock, and the third Huang Bibo became more and more excited, and kept taking some teachers and classmates as examples to illustrate. In the end, everyone yawned and ended the meeting, and the third child also got the nickname "Dr. Huang", not only because his surname is Huang, but mainly because the content he talks about is always given examples in colored places.

"Dr. Huang, there is a problem with your theory, didn't you say that people with big eyes and round faces are generally cheerful and easy to socialize with. You see, our teacher Zhao doesn't feel gentle and cheerful at all, and she has a tense face all day long, as if someone owes her 200 yuan. It is said that it is still one of the four famous catches in our department, and I don't know how many more to catch this semester's foundation in finance. Lao Wu said during a sleeper meeting.

"My theory is mainly for most people, like Mr. Zhao is actually not an exception, the main reason for the change of many women is that disharmony, you have to communicate with Mr. Zhao's husband about this problem." Whenever the daily talk starts, the third child is always a serious nonsense.

"It's not up to you to decide whether to be harmonious or discordant. Why don't you comfort and comfort her, and ask her not to worry about our class this semester, and everyone will thank you at that time. The fifth and second said at the same time.

"Looking at Mr. Zhao's appearance, I agreed to everyone's request, if you pass the exam, you must remember me, buddy has made a huge sacrifice." The third child pretended to be distressed.

"Pull it down, it's like it's true, I'm afraid that as soon as you see Teacher Zhao, you'll start to diarrhea." The second said.

"You are underestimating your brother, I can't finish talking to you about technical and tactical issues for a few days, in short, there are so many kinds" The third child began to talk exaggerated again, and then there was a detailed description of various practical skills. From the Yellow Emperor's talk to Peng Zu, all the way to Tibetan Buddhism, and finally succeeded in replacing the title of "doctor" with "professor".

"Sixth, I see that you secretly gave the girl in the foreign language department a thing that day, what did you honestly give to you?" It's another day of talking, and the second Jin Bo teases the sixth Zhu Gaofeng.

"No, where do you want to go, it was handed over to me by our high school classmates." The sixth said.

"Pull it down, it's still necessary to be sneaky, and besides, there are things that can't be handed over directly to you." The second said.

"Believe it or not. I'm too lazy to pay attention to you" The sixth doesn't really want to talk about this topic.

"I think that girl is also quite suitable for the sixth child, don't say that the sixth child's courage has just been frightened again. Sixth, rush forward bravely, and the third brother supports you. The third child took over the topic.

"I think that girl is not bad, just a little thinner." The fifth likes meaty women, and Scarface has a preference.

"You don't understand this, the fat like the thin, the thin like the meaty, complementary. You and the boss are both thin, so you can't walk when you see a chubby woman. The sixth child is fat, so he likes to be thin. The third said.

"Don't talk about the third child, this summary seems to make a little sense." Lao Wu said

"It's not just a little bit of truth, it's the truth that can't be broken." The third said

"Why?" asked the fourth interface

"Just think, if both of them are thin and there is no cushion in between, how much damage it will do to the body." The third said with a smile.

"For the sake of happiness in the future, the fifth child must be thoughtful when looking for a partner, but he can't be impulsive and end up harming others and himself." The fourth child also began to make serious jokes about the fifth child.

"Third child, you're TM, then I'll have fun, see if I don't abolish yours." The fifth child got up from the bed and beat the third and fourth children indiscriminately.

There was a commotion in the dormitory, but after a while, calm returned, and everyone burst into laughter. After a while, everyone lay back on the bed and continued to talk. The second Jin Bo continued the topic just now and said: "Don't say that the third child still has a bit of truth, and the examples he gave are also very vivid. But let's take a closer look, judging from the situation we have encountered now, it's really like this, anyway, it's better to have a standard body type, you can choose freely, and you are not limited by body type. ”

"Of course it makes sense, when will Professor Huang miss it," the third child boasted to himself.

"Why is that?" The fourth child asked in the voice of a girl on TV.

Professor Huang then raised a lot of specific questions about the theory and practice in this regard, and analyzed the key issues in simple terms. At the beginning, everyone was still actively answering the questions, but in the end, they found that the academic level between them and the professor was too far apart, and finally gradually lost their interest in answering them. Professor Huang saw that this is not good, the classroom atmosphere is not active enough, and the class is not interesting, so he asked everyone to analyze what is the most important thing about women.

This time, everyone carefully analyzed at the beginning, and gave many practical examples to prove the correctness of their views, and finally Professor Huang refuted them one by one. In the end, Professor Huang saw that people were eagerly looking forward to his answers, and began to sell Guanzi, saying: "Regarding the most basic knowledge, I think you have already mastered it, so I don't need to say more, I really can't find your junior high school teachers and review it again."

"Don't talk about the useless ones, just talk about the results of your research." When the fourth child saw that Professor Huang was about to start a long lecture again, he decisively interrupted Professor Huang's tirade.

"Look at your urgency, don't you say it little by little," the third child said

"Don't talk nonsense, if you don't publish the answer, we won't listen." Lao Wu also said.

"Well, seeing how hard you've waited, let's find out. Women are made of water, and as long as you fully understand this sentence, then you will know everything. The third said.

"Thank you very much Professor Huang for answering our questions, before the end of today's talk, please ask the professor to give us another analysis, if both of us are fat, what will happen to the problem, everyone is welcome." The fourth child took the lead in applauding, and everyone also coaxed

The above articles are the necessary conditions provided by both men and women, and the rest are sufficient conditions. If you want to learn and apply knowledge, how can you say that it doesn't matter. "The third child still continues to sell Guanzi.

"Say it or not, don't say I'll pinch you." When it comes to the vital interests of the sixth child, the sixth child also wants to know how Professor Huang will make it up, so he urged.

"I've never heard of the physical characteristics of a fat man, and the physical characteristics of a fat woman. If you haven't heard of this, you can't discuss it. The third child asked

"No, it's the ......, but I don't know what it means." The fourth asked

"You can't understand such an easy-to-understand truth, it's really rotten wood that can't be carved." The third child explained.

"We just want to know, why is it inappropriate between fat people, why are you giving us so much useless nonsense." The fourth asked.

"Distance doesn't necessarily produce beauty, so let's experience it yourself, and you can't expect the teacher to do everything. Fatty, I don't mean you, you're talented. The third said with a smile.

"You're making fun of me again, aren't you?" the sixth got up from the quilt again and pinched the third child's body. The third child cried wolf and ended the meeting with everyone's laughter.