Chapter 172: Telling Jokes

In a remote compound somewhere in the capital.

Mu Jiansheng and the others were talking about how to rescue Liu Dahong and the others.

"Old Wu, is that Ao Bai really so fierce?"

When the people in the rivers and lakes thought of the domineering and murderous worship today, their hearts trembled.

Wu Lishen also frowned slightly: "This Ao Bai is worthy of being the number one master of the Qing court, and he is indeed capable." ”

"Don't be shocked or messed up when you encounter a sudden assassination halfway, the horizontal alchemy bell jar that King Kong can't do is also just domineering, and the guards next to him are also elite."

"Today, if it weren't for the delay of the senior brother, it would be very difficult for us people to leave, let alone take down Aobai."

"What a worship, there is such ability!" Mu Jiansheng's face was heavy, and his mood was even more uncomfortable than his face.

"Childe, there are many means of assassination, but if it doesn't work head-on, we can think of other means, do we have to pay attention to what kind of morality and morality with this kind of lackey of the Qing court?" Liu Yizhou gritted his teeth and said.

Mu Jiansheng glanced at him, Liu Yizhou was a disciple of the iron-backed Canglong Liu Dahong, and he was also arrogant on weekdays.

Today's master was captured, and it seems that he has been stimulated a lot today.

"Well, I'll talk about it later, but now let's think about how to rescue Senior Brother and them."

The head Wu Lishen shook his head and reminded in a deep voice: "We must find out as soon as possible, where the senior brothers are being held, otherwise the Qing court will not give us a chance." ”

"Well, mobilize your network and go collect news first." Mu Jiansheng immediately made a decision.

As everyone was talking, Fang Yi, who looked ashamed at this time, pushed open the door.

"What? Ah Mei was taken captive? Mu Jiansheng looked at Fang Yi with a shocked look on his face.

You know, in order to protect his sister-in-law, he also specially asked Fang Yi to protect him, and now he actually said that he was kidnapped?

The house leak happened to rain overnight!

The matter of assassinating Ao Bai before has not been dealt with, and they are still thinking about how to rescue Liu Dahong and others.

Now it's happening again.

The bad news came one after another, and Mu Jiansheng, the family member, was a little annoyed, and his voice was raised several notches at this time.

"What the hell is going on?"

Fang Yi's face was full of shame,

She has naturally seen the sinister rivers and lakes, and knows how miserable the fate of a beautiful woman like them will be once she falls into the hands of the enemy!

She didn't want to try the tricks that were terrible for a woman.

Thinking of the possible tragic experience of the county lord at this time, she felt extremely guilty.

Liu Yizhou: "Sister Yi, you said it!" ”

Fang Yi nodded, and finally his expression was firm, and he quickly recounted the incident clearly: "Childe, even if I fight for my life, I will save the little county lord back!" ”

After listening to the story, Mu Jiansheng understood the cause and had recovered his stable mood, and just sighed.

"No wonder, no wonder you, you also mean well."

"Have you ever asked who that man is?"

Fang Yi nodded: "I have inquired clearly, he calls himself Fu Qiu, the entire Qing court, and the only one who meets the requirements should be the Changxin Marquis who was canonized a few days ago." ”

"Changxinhou?"

Mu Jiansheng frowned slightly, this is not a good title.

Wu Lishen, the shaking lion on the side, had some understanding: "Childe, I probably know a little bit of news." ”

"This Changxin Hou Fuqiu is an ordinary person when he was with Qin, and he is the face of the current Queen Mother."

"When we came over, the people from the Heaven and Earth Society Aoki Hall still used this as a joke, but I didn't think that this person would have such a skill."

Mu Jiansheng shook his head, how he was capable, he didn't pay attention, it was impossible to be more powerful than Aobai.

He was a little annoyed, this Fang Yi didn't have a brain, and he didn't inquire about other people's methods, so he dared to make a move.

In the end, it was my little sister who changed one for the other, so that she could come back and give the news.

"Do you know where he took Ah Mei?"

Fang Yi nodded: "I saw him let the county lord sit in a sedan chair, and then entered the palace." ”

"Into the palace?"

Everyone present was shocked!

Mu Jiansheng's face was also ugly, if he really entered the palace, then it would be difficult to do.

They can't go into the palace to rescue, and besides, the palace is so big, even if they do, they don't know how to find it.

Wu Lishen thought for a while: "Son, don't think so much, let's just keep an eye on that Fu Qiu, he can't stay in the palace for the rest of his life." ”

Mu Jiansheng didn't have a good way for a while, thinking that after so long, most of his little sister had already lost her body, and he couldn't help but sigh.

"Well, that's all."

……

Court.

Fu Qiu drank tea and pulled a palace maid to act as a handle, this soft and glutinous firm, not more fragrant than walnuts?

Mu Jianping sat on the side and told him stories about the rivers and lakes

She actually made a pact with Fu Qiu that if the story was interesting, she would not be allowed to bully her.

Well, the Chinese version of One Thousand and One Nights can be regarded as being figured out by this girl.

I don't know if she has so many interesting stories?

But this little girl is still too naΓ―ve, for a scoundrel like Fu Qiu.

Even if it is an interesting story, he can say without changing his face: "It's really boring." ”

Not to mention, the story that this little girl told, what heroes save beauty, heroes tie up, etc......

I don't know how many years ago I don't know how old the story sounded to Fu Qiu.

At this point she made a dry joke.

Fu Qiu shook his head and said dissatisfiedly: "It's not interesting to change one!" ”

Mu Jianping opened his mouth and looked at this villain: "You liar, it's obviously funny." ”

Fu Qiu looked at her with a smile: "Otherwise, I'll tell you a joke, if you laugh, warm my bed tonight." ”

Mu Jianping's eyes widened with watery eyes, a little curious about what jokes this person could say.

But she made up her mind in her heart that no matter how funny she was, she couldn't laugh out, lest she be dragged to be bullied.

"Say it."

"I'd like to hear what good jokes you can say."

Fu Qiu smiled and said to himself:

"In other words, Lu is witty and good at talking.

There was a woman next door, who did not smile.

The friend said to Lu: "If you can say a word, make this woman laugh; If you say another word, she will scold the street, and I will invite you to dinner. ”

Lu agreed, so the two went to find the woman together.

The woman was standing in the doorway, and there was a dog outside the door.

Lu hurriedly walked a few steps, came to the dog, and knelt down with a plop: "Dad!" ”

The woman was stunned for a moment, then laughed.

Lu raised his head again and said to the woman, "Mother! ”

The woman scolded. ”

Mu Jianping immediately took a sip of Fu Qiu.

"Phew, you bad guy, it's not funny at all, it's all nasty."

Fu Qiu shook his head and pretended to sigh: "That is, you little girl doesn't understand." ”

"Humph! It's obviously you're bad! ”

Mu Jianping pursed the cherry mouth of Fan Dudu and turned his head, as if he was ignoring Fu Qiu.

The coquettish soft voice made Fu Qiu's heart feel very comfortable when he heard it, and the strength in his hand was a little bigger, so that the palace maid in his arms snorted a few times, and looked at him pitifully.

Fu Qiu patted the palace maid's buttocks and asked her to find her sister and sister to warm his bed.

He looked at Mu Jianping again: "Okay, little girl, I'll tell you something interesting." ”

"Phew, if I don't listen, you won't be able to speak seriously."

Mu Jianping blushed, turned his little head, but his ears moved slightly, approaching in this direction.

Fu Qiu saw the little girl's duplicity, and immediately smiled: "Anyway, someone asked his friend: What happened yesterday made you so happy?" so hard in the house.

My friend said, "No."

The man said, "Yes, I went to your house to look for you, and I listened to you for a long time, do you still want to deny it?"

My friend said: If I lie to you, I'm not human! I wasn't really at home yesterday. ”

The little girl was a little dazed, turned her head, and blinked.

"That's a joke too?"

Fu Qiu raised his hand and scratched the nose of this innocent child.

"Look, this is that you don't understand the taste, in other words, this is not the other, but the joy of fish and water."

Mu Jianping was completely ashamed and turned into a big face: "Bad guy!" How can you be so bad? Where did you hear it? ”

"Men aren't bad, women don't love!"

"Why do you still ask where I heard it? Do you want to learn too?"

"You talk nonsense! I don't want to! ”

Fu Qiu laughed, teasing this little girl, it's quite interesting.