Chapter 54 There is nothing that cannot be solved with one meal, and if there is, then two
"I really can't see it, Li thinks your peach blossom edge is not bad! It's only been a while since I got in touch with the freshman school girl. ”
Fang Guoping stretched out his sweaty hand and wanted to pat Li Xiang's back, but Li Xiang flexibly avoided it.
Li Xiang sneered: "you, people just want to find me to participate in the activities held by their club." And there is no other purpose. You, it's obvious that the spring heart of adolescence is budding, so it's better to find a girlfriend as soon as possible, or let your left and right hands help you solve your physiological problems. ”
Of course, although the two often joke with each other, the relationship between the two is very good. In fact, on the surface, there is a harmonious atmosphere, but the relationship is alienated when they get along politely. Only people who are really close to each other can make such heartless jokes.
Fang Guoping didn't take Li Xiang's words at ease, handed a towel to Li Xiang, and asked, "You said she invited you to participate in their club activities?" What Society? What activities? ”
Li Xiang took the towel handed by Fang Guoping and wiped the sweat on his face:
"She seems to be from our school's animation club, and their club wants to play cosplay collectively at Sunday's comic convention, maybe she thinks my image is more in line with a certain anime character, so she invited me."
"You promised?"
"Yes. It's not a big deal, and you know I'm interested in anime, manga, and stuff like that. ”
Fang Guoping nodded, "That's right, you've always liked these things." But I'm curious, if you like this stuff so much, why didn't you join the anime club before? It looks like this kind of club should be very good to your taste. ”
Li Xiang spread his hands and replied: "You don't know much about the two-dimensional culture, I'm an otaku, although it's not the most typical one, but the club is a mutually exclusive relationship for otaku." ”
Fang Guoping complained: "Then you still choose a major like the acting department that needs to show your head?" ”
Li Xiang emphasized: "Acting is my hobby, and it does not conflict with my otaku attributes. And it's not that I hate club activities or similar public events, but if I have the choice, I prefer to do something I like to do alone.
To paraphrase a phrase from one of my favorite fiction characters, Otaro Oriki, that is, "energy-savingism" – if you can't do it, you won't do it. ”
Fang Guoping complained two consecutive blows: "Then you still promise people to participate in the event?" ”
"I'm not a flat character in literary works, I always live according to the same pattern of behavior. It's normal to put some effort into doing something you're interested in once in a while, right? ”
Fang Guoping's face was full of the four big words "see through the truth": "Don't quibble, just admit it, you just fell in love with the beauty of other students' girls and wanted to plot against them, right?" ”
"Yes, yes, yes, you're right! You're done, and you're done. I mean not you. ”
The two returned to the dormitory, and in the dormitory, the other two roommates had also arrived.
"Okay, let's all the members of the 309 dormitory, in order to celebrate our reunion, I propose, the four of us go and rub it, I have a treat, how about it?"
As soon as Li Xiang and Fang Guoping returned to the dormitory, their roommate Zhao Yibo proposed.
Fang Guoping looked surprised: "The sun came out in the west?" Lao Zhao, why are you suddenly so generous? ”
The last roommate, Wang Shunuo, looked disdainful: "This kid is generous to others!" When we first entered school, the two of us met a good-looking girl, and this kid told me that this girl must like him. He will definitely be able to win it if he goes up to confess. ”
Li Xiangqi said: "And then? ”
Wang Shunuo continued: "Then I didn't believe it, so he made a bet with me, saying that if he couldn't do it, he would invite him to dinner, and I agreed. The boy went up and confessed. ”
"Really?" Fang Guoping was also surprised.
Wang Shunuo sprayed: "Of course it is, how do I know that person is this kid's girlfriend?" This kid didn't finish his words, and the two of them kissed each other! ”
Zhao Yibo gloated: "Hey, I made a bet with you that you agreed to yourself, didn't you still say that I would take care of myself at the time?" At that time, you were so buried, and now you don't recognize it? ”
Wang Shunuo: "I didn't say that I didn't admit it, but what kind of operation is it that you take my money and invite the eldest and fourth to dinner?" I'm going to put my words here, I'd rather invite the boss and the four to eat hot pot, and you can eat your yellow stewed chicken for me! ”
"Boss Fang, you give a commentary, this kid is discriminating, and he is obviously bullying people."
Zhao Yibo said to Fang Guoping that there are a total of four people in their 309 bedroom, ranked by birthday, Fang Guoping, Wang Shunuo, Li Xiang, and Zhao Yibo. As for why there is no second child, everyone understands the reason.
Fang Guoping said angrily: "Come on, you, did you say that you didn't invite a girlfriend to dinner?" ”
Li Xiang and Wang Shunuo also chimed in: "That's it, treat yourself to dinner!" ”
Although Zhao Yibo and Wang Shunuo had a good time, they looked like they were playing treasure.
The four of them made a fuss for a while, and finally ended with everyone going to eat hot pot together. Zhao Yibo contributed 40%, and the remaining Fang Guoping, Li Xiang, and Wang Shunuo AA were 20%.
"By the way, Lao Zhao, why didn't you bring your girlfriend out?"
A few people were soaking in the hot pot, and Li Xiang asked:
"She's learning to dance, and she needs to control her body shape recently, so she can't eat hot pot or anything like that."
Zhao Yibo said while eating.
Fang Guoping gave a thumbs up, "You kid can, by the way, how did you two meet, why didn't we hear any news before?" ”
"That's a coincidence." Zhao Yibo chewed on beef, "Didn't I go out to travel this winter vacation?" It just so happened that she was in a tour group, and I met after coming and going, and it was a school, and I chatted quite a bit, so I simply determined the relationship. About two weeks. ”
Wang Shunuo: "So fast? ”
Zhao Yibo smacked his mouth, "This speed is already normal, and besides, I don't expect to be able to get married when I fall in love now, just look at it." ”
Fang Guoping held a ball of tripe with chopsticks and stirred it in the red oil hot pot. Hearing Zhao Yibo's words, he couldn't help but say:
"You shouldn't be Hong Shixian in your last life, the scum is clear. Don't you know that love that doesn't rush to get married is a hooligan? ”
Zhao Yibo took a sip of beer: "It's a new century, friends." Isn't this kind of thinking normal? ”
"Speaking of girlfriends, you don't know, I took Li Xiang to the gym this afternoon, you two guess what-" Fang Guoping said to Wang Shunuo and Zhao Yibo: "You know that Fang Feiwan in our school's freshman, Li Xiang got someone's phone number, or someone else's girl took the initiative to give it!" ”
Wang Shunuo/Zhao Yibo: "Isn't it?" It's true? ”
Fang Guoping patted his chest: "One hundred and twenty percent true, I saw it with my own eyes." ”
Li Xiang said helplessly: "Boss, I said that people just want to pull me to participate in the event, and it has nothing to do with what you think." No matter how people say that they are so good-looking, can they look up to me like this? ”
"This kind of thing is not good, what if people are really interested in you?"
Zhao Yibo's eyes and eyebrows were raised, and he looked like an Internet addict teenager who had just been treated by Professor Yang.
The two asked Li Xiang some details at that time, who said that only girls gossip, and boys gossip is not much worse than the seven aunts and eight aunts in the family.
Time passed in the chatter while eating, and a few strong young men who were quite able to eat ate ate from six o'clock to nine o'clock in the evening. Only then did he drag his much heavier body back to the bedroom.