At the beginning of regaining control of the body, Roasted Wheat was full of confidence, thinking that if the heart demon meow could do, then it could also do well. So, first of all, all he had to do was shoot the third episode of Cat Agent, but ......

It wasn't stumped by the intricacies of editing, because the first step of shooting stopped it. It combed its hair, washed its face, and then stared blankly at the camera for about ten minutes.

"Meow, let's get started, why are you stunned?"

"Time is money!"

The meows were almost all yelling.

Burning wheat was stunned and said, "I don't even know what meow to shoot?" ”

"Actually, you can do it no matter what, the key is the script." Xueba Meow looks like he has a deep research.

"Yes, meow, as long as there is a script, you can shoot it however you want, it's no problem." Greedy Meow nodded.

is the so-called three stinkers race Zhuge Liang, this two, three, four...... When several kittens get together, isn't it as good as a demon meow?

The motivation to burn the wheat came, but soon another problem came to mind.

What about the script?

Zhong Meow looked at Wuji Zun, and Wuji Zun was in a state of holding his hands in the sea of knowledge, "Don't look at me, no, asking is the inspiration is exhausted." ”

Meow: "......"

"Hmph, there are the most meows on the Internet for scripts, so you can find them casually." Xueba Meow was not convinced.

"Yes, yes, yes, look for it on the Internet, hehe, the inspiration of the demon meow is limited, but the inspiration of the majority of human beings is unlimited, meow hahaha~" Greedy Meow laughed.

At this time, Lazy Meow inadvertently poured a basin of cold water, "Meow, don't forget the last link, dubbing!" The most important thing in this drama is dubbing, in addition to the script, it will be very boring without dubbing, and boring videos will not be watched by anyone. ”

As soon as these words came out, there was silence, and the roasted wheat was stupid.

It's just a kitten, and it's a bit difficult for a strong cat to speak such a difficult project.

Xueba Meow said unconfidently: "Ontology Meow, you give it a try, Meow, since the heart demon meow can speak, I want to ...... You probably probably should have said the same...... Right? ”

Roomai nodded, the snoring engine sounded louder, it cleared its throat, controlled its breathing, the engine sound went out, and then recalled the scene of the demon meow talking to people, trying its best to imitate it.

"Ahhhh

"Nest Medicine Fish Medicine Fish~"

"Wo hungry hungry hungry ~"

"Love Dress by~"

"A bag of rice has to resist several floors~"

"Baa Baa Baa~"

After saying a few words in a row, the cat's face was wrinkled, and it couldn't be imitated any longer, otherwise it would forget what it was called!

"It's too difficult, it's too difficult for humans to say meow, it's impossible to speak until you have a successful cultivation." Roasted wheat tried to say a few words, and almost forgot the original name.

You say horror is not horror!

"Heart Demon Meow, can you dub a voice?" Gluttonous Meow looked at Wuji Zun again.

"Ahem, I'm weak and need to recuperate." Wuji Zun politely declined.

"Ahhhh......h Don't meow! "The meows are rolling around in the sea of knowledge, unusually active.

Seeing that Wuji Zun was not playing, Rook Mai started the idea of System Meow, "System Meow, can you let me speak human words?" ”

System Meow said with certainty: "Yes, as long as you have points, I can let you master human language in an instant." ”

Roasted Wheat "......"

Therefore, if you want to make money, you must first do good deeds and collect merit in exchange for points, and then exchange points for human language, and then dub videos, and finally make money......

"The Ancient God Emperor"

"It's so troublesome." Lazy Meow said.

"Yes, meow, when we earn points, it is estimated that we will starve to death first." The greedy meow is like a cat and a cat worm lying on the grass of the sea and wriggling.

The other meows are also like a pool of liquid, and they are out of energy.

Wujizun smiled and didn't tell them, in fact, there is a software that can read aloud by voice, of course, the voice recorded by the voice reading software is emotional, and it can be said that it is incompatible with the cats agent, and he has lost the agent's spirituality.

Suddenly, Xueba Meow turned from liquid to entity and shouted, "Do we have to study in the pit where we shoot videos for Meow?" This is not the only way to make money! Remember everyone.,Before, the heart demon meow had opened an author number.,We can go and write meow! ”

"Meow! You don't need to talk to people, you don't have to run around, you can make money and be comfortable, perfect meow! "The meows are alive again.

When Wuji Zun heard it, his spirits were lifted, and he wrote? That's a dead end!

Hahahaha, there is a way in heaven that you don't go, and there is no door in hell for you to break into! If you really write this, and invest time with enthusiasm, the final income is not enough to buy meat buns, or even no profit, then the negative emotions must not explode?

Yes, this must be supported!

Roasted Mai hesitated, "But I don't know what to write?" I don't know what humans like to watch, you know? ”

Meow: "......"

We're just kittens, so how do we know what the two-legged beasts like to see?

"You can look it up online." Xueba Meow gives advice.

"Yes, yes, yes." Roasted wheat hurriedly opened the notebook and skillfully operated it.

The body still recorded the actions of Wuji Zun, even if Wuji Zun no longer controls it, but the mastery of the keyboard control will not subside.

This is also the reason why after being possessed by a strong person, one's own skills tend to improve. It is because of the inadvertent muscle memory of the strong that it is enough for low-level monks to be of great use.

And this time, Wuji Zun didn't use his own power too often, and used the host's original power the whole time, which also allowed Roasted Mai to take advantage of it, at least other hosts didn't have this treatment.

"Novelty, fun, anti-routine......"

Roasted Mai looked at the search answers, and there were many answers, but it still had no clue.

Of course, Wuji Zun will not let the host give up, and it is not easy to find a job that can cause the host to generate a lot of negative emotions, but it can't just let it give up.

Immediately, he made a look of intolerance and pointed: "Really, so be it, I'll give you an idea." ”

"As a demon, no one knows humanity better than me, and if you want to write well, you have to capture their hearts! You can write what human beings desire, of course, pay attention to the requirements, we can't write if we are messy, and we can't send it if we do. ”

"Human beings, what they desire is nothing more than power, power, beauty, etc., you just write around these points. For example, after returning from the supreme inheritance, the special soldier king was entrusted to work as a security guard in the female president's company, and then met his former divorced girlfriend and was humiliated by his girlfriend's fiancé......

"Listen to me, write according to this, ensure the fire, you just have to remember that the protagonist is either slapping his face, or on the way to slap his face, of course, you must not give the protagonist an invincible hanging, you have to limit the protagonist, you have to limit the protagonist, you have to let the protagonist die and finally break through the counter-kill, well, that's pretty much it, you can play freely for the rest."

"Oh, and the last point, the protagonist must be mediocre, and he must not be handsome and earth-shattering, otherwise he will lose his sense of substitution, after all, human beings in this world don't look good, and mediocrity is already the highest praise."

Roasted wheat nodded, "That makes sense." ”