Listing Testimonials (Breaking the Fourth Wall Panel)
2022.8.31 A small city in a province in China.
Heavy rain.
In an office conference room, there were many people sitting, and the atmosphere was a little oppressive, because many people crossed their arms and did not speak.
"Crunch."
The door to the conference room opened, and the author, a little gentleman on a pig, walked in with a stack of papers and sat down in the main seat of the conference room.
"I called you over today, just to ask, at 12 o'clock on September 1st, this book will be on the shelves, do you have any good ways to pull the first order?"
The little gentleman riding the pig put his index finger on the top of his glasses and said in a deep voice.
"I'll give you a suggestion first." Shiba Shenwu, who sat in the first seat of the first row to the left of the little gentleman riding the pig, was the first to speak: "I suggest that since it is on the shelves, it is better to have a big wave." ”
"Oh?" The little gentleman riding the pig showed a hint of interest on his face and asked, "What kind of Dafa?" ”
"For example, let Bai Ya, the author, Xiao Wu come to a women's clothes? Form a girl group? ”
Kuchigi Hakuya, who was in the third seat of the first row on the left hand side, silently took out the sword and said, "Solution! ”
Zhibo Shenwu immediately stopped: "Okay, okay, I won't say it, it's true, if you don't agree with each other, you will fight." ”
On the contrary, Ulquiora Sifa asked with a faceless face: "I have no problem with women's clothing, but the point is, does anyone see it?" ”
Shiba Shengo and Bai Ya looked at Ulquiora Sifa in shock, this guy, don't you understand what women's clothing means?
The little gentleman on the pig patted the table and said, "This is okay, so be it, if there is an alliance leader, I will arrange for Shiba Shenwu to have a women's medal." ”
Shenwu was dissatisfied: "I said, why did you change me? ”
Kuchigi Hakuya made up a knife: "Because you are the protagonist." ”
Gotcha, Divine Enlightenment shut up, it's all said so.
"Is there anything else you can do?" The little gentleman riding the pig glanced sharply at everyone present.
"I've heard that there are two ways to put it on the shelf." At this time, Ichigo Kurosaki, who was sitting in the first seat of the first row on the right, spoke: "Either sell badly or explode, author, you don't have anything to sell badly, just explode more." ”
Saburo Kazao, who was sitting in the second seat of the first row on the right, didn't hear clearly, and said in horror: "Burst roots? Isn't that a big sacrifice? The author just has a root, what if it bursts and can't pull it? ”
Shenwu said: "San Lang, here it is said that the homophonic stalk will be deducted money. ”
The little gentleman riding the pig said angrily: "Do you want me to burst your roots?" ”
"Still." The little gentleman riding the pig said thoughtfully: "You're right, it's really a good way to explode, so let's do it, five hundred subscriptions plus one change, and there is no cap." ”
"When the first alliance leader appears, I will come to the Shenwu Women's Clothing Chapter, and the second alliance leader will start to add five watches."
"What do you think?"
Kuchigi Hakuya said: "I have no opinion, just give me an appearance fee." ”
Shenwu squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Bai Zai, this volume is a virtual circle volume, you don't have a chance to appear, give up." ”
Kuchigi Hakuya silently drew out the slashing sword: "Solution!" ”
The little gentleman riding the pig immediately made a round: "Okay, okay, Bai Zai, there will be a time when you will appear later." ”
At this time, Ichigo Kurosaki asked, "What about me, the author?" What about me? ”
"You...... Wait for the fourth volume, don't worry, everyone, you all have a role. After speaking, the little pig gentleman shook off the thick stack of documents in his hand: "Everyone, your scripts are here." ”
Everyone present looked at the author with burning eyes.
The little gentleman on the pig sighed and said: "But whether these scripts can be completed depends on the subscription in the hands of readers." ”
So, Kuchigi Hakuya, Ulquiora Sifa, Kurosaki Ichigo, Shiba Kamigo, Shiba Haiyan, Urahara Kisuke, Kurosaki Isshin, Kurosaki Masaki, Aizen Yusuke, Ichimaru Gin, Yamamoto Motoyanagisai Shigekuni, Ukitake Shijuro, Broken Bee, Yaichi, Wakatsuki, Kazuo Saburo and many others, all looked at the screen, happy to brush this novel of you.
"Smack!"
The little gentleman clapped his hands and said: "Let me make a final summary, the author is an ordinary worker, writing novels, has always been a hobby since ancient times, but as an author, everyone must have a dream in their hearts, that is, to make this hobby their lifelong career." ”
"The results of this novel do not lie with me, but with everyone in front of the screen."
"As for this novel, its original intention is to bring you some refreshing feelings, and it's good to be happy, so when reading this book, don't take your brain, don't try to understand, just feel it with your heart."
"Finally, this author, in collaboration with all the characters in this book, asks all readers for a first order."
"Guaranteed 2 updates, 500 subscriptions plus one update, no cap."
"The first alliance leader appears, arrange the Divine Enlightenment Women's Costume Medal or add five watches, and the two alliance leaders add ten changes. Friends who supported before the shelves, I'm going to start paying off my debts. ”
"Everybody stand up!"
Crash!
In the conference room, everyone stood up in unison.
The little pig gentleman roared, "My food and clothing parents! Please! ”
Immediately after, everyone's voices echoed through the entire conference room like a muffled thunderstorm: "My food and clothing parents! Please! ”
……
Finally, say something about yourself.
Thanks to my editor Ziliang, when I was writing this book, I ran over and broke my Dao heart, making me tremble with fear, but fortunately, although I didn't finish the fourth round, it feels good to be able to go to the third round.
Thank you for the support and encouragement of all the platinum bosses in the White Rose editorial team, this is a big family of love, everyone encourages each other, no god looks down on the street, everyone silently supports each other.
Finally, I would like to really thank all the people who have supported me on the book friend list, I can see it, and thank you very much.
Especially a certain Bai who has no discipline, Mo Xue Yiyun, Liu Tongyi, and Mao Xila, you have all supported me along the way.
Special thanks to the friends of ID "Only Pursue Better Books", I see your support in the comment area, thank you.
Special thanks to QQ reading for supporting my friends, I can also see your monthly passes and recommended tickets in the background.
Special thanks to all the friends who were willing to vote for me a recommendation, thank you.
Finally, I wish my readers and friends a smooth road and full of glory and joy in the future journey of life!