141, I can do anything [3/3]
The tossing of the two of them has alarmed many people, several girls came out of the tent with sleepy eyes, Lu Xi saw that the quiet body was soaked in the sand in the barrel, only a head and shoulders were exposed, and he was shocked: "This ...... What is this doing? Is it a punishment to be buried alive?"
"No, it's a mermaid!" said Yi Yun, pointing to the scales on Quiet's shoulder, "You see, she has fish scales." ”
The girls looked at it casually and were shocked together: "It's really with fish scales." ”
Li Chengyu frowned: "Let me make a special note that in the 1,560-year history of the Great Meng Kingdom, there has never been a record of a mermaid, and it is really a mermaid that you caught?"
Yi Yun winked at her, showed a meaningful smile and said, "It's really a mermaid, I'm sure she is, you won't finish reading all the books, have you read the "Classic of Mountains and Seas"?"
Li Chengyu said blankly: "What is the "Classic of Mountains and Seas"?"
"The Classic of Mountains and Seas is a strange book that records strange creatures, and there is such a paragraph in this book: Lingyu, human face, hands and feet, fish body, ...... in the sea" Yi Yun pretended to say: "This is the mermaid, and it is called Lingyu." ”
Li Chengyu was skeptical, and Soft Muxing snorted beside him: "Full of nonsense, what can you say by relying on such a sentence?"
Yi Yun smiled again: "Have you watched "Taiping Guangji"?"
Soft Muxing shook his head: "I haven't heard of this book." ”
Yi Yun said seriously: "It is recorded in the "Taiping Guangji" that there are mermaids in the East China Sea, the big one is five or six feet long, like a human, and the eyebrows, mouth and nose, hands and claws, and head are all beautiful women, all of which are sufficient. The skin and flesh are as white as jade, with fine hairs, and the five colors are light and soft, and they are one or two inches long. His hair was like a horsetail, and he was five or six feet long. The yin form is no different from that of husbands and women, and the widows and widows of the sea (the widows of men who have died of their wives are called 'widows', and the widows of women who have died of their husbands) are often obtained and raised in ponds and marshes. When intercourse, it is no different from people, and it does not hurt people. ”
When Soft Muxing heard this, he was immediately shocked: "You...... Are you going to raise one of these fish to mate? ...... You stinky rascal. ”
I was dizzy, Yi Yun glanced at her unhappily, I just recited the record of "Taiping Guangji", how did it become that I want to raise a fish to mate?
No, this must be explained, otherwise the buddy will become a fish of ooxx. Yi Yun leaned into Soft Muxing's ear and said in a low voice: "Don't break it, I know she's not a mermaid, don't you see that she looks exactly the same as my eldest wife when she is masked......"
"It's ...... Your sister-in-law is quiet?"
Yi Yun nodded and said in a low voice: "Although I don't know why she came to plot against me, but if I hurt her, my wife will be sad, I will pretend to be stupid to control her first, deal with it in a low-key manner, don't alarm the sailors on the ship, and don't tell anyone about it." ”
Only then did Soft Muxing understand what Yi Yun was doing, and she said in a low voice: "I heard that she is the number one beauty in the world, you stinky rascal, don't you want to lift her mask to see?"
Yi Yun frowned and said, "I heard An Qian say that Jing deliberately scratched her face in order not to marry me, and now that her appearance has been ruined, there should be nothing to see." In addition, I am afraid that she came to plot against me to avenge her disfigurement, and I will lift her mask now, which will only cause her to have a will to die, so don't go overboard and wait for me to deal with this matter in a low-key manner. ”
"Huh, stinky hooligans die evil, are you such a person who knows how to think about others?" Soft Muxing was puzzled, the Chongqing evil young man in her cognition was really not a good person, there was no reason to be so gentle with women.
"Cut!" Yi Yun glanced at her unhappily, "If I were a bad person, I would have put you in a position of eighteen a long time ago, and you can still stand here and talk to me?",
Soft Muxing was startled and didn't dare to say more.
At this time, the kind-hearted Shui Miao also came out, she gently lay on the edge of the bucket, stroked the quiet head with her hand, and said softly: "Poor mermaid, you must be frightened, don't be afraid, the little prince is a good person, he will help you." ”
Xiao Ziyue also leaned over, and said with fear on her face: "Sister Mermaid, were you injured by the sand perch? That fish is bad, it ate me last time, if it hadn't saved me, I would have died." ”
The little demon put on a mockery beside him, and pretended to say: "Amitayus Buddha, God has the virtue of good life, it's not good for us to lock it in the bathtub, let's put her back in nature." ”
"Put, what's going to happen!" Yi Yun smiled, "She's injured, if she is put back in the river at this time, she will be eaten by sand perch, so let's heal the injury here and put it back." ”
All the girls felt justified, so they stopped making noise and went back to their tents.
Yi Yun asked a group of sailors to carry the large bath bucket back to his tent, and placed it in the middle of the tent, and then he sat on the bed and said with a smile: "Sister mermaid, don't move, I'll treat you now." ”
Jing Jing felt a slight strange feeling in his heart: how is he going to treat my wounds? Is there any good medicine he can't do?
I saw Yi Yun's body shake up, the red light lit up, and the two big red words "Doctor" jumped out of the top of his head, and then he stretched out his hand and pointed at her, and shouted softly: "Intermediate treatment technique......"
A soft red light shot into Quiet's body, returning the injured internal organs in her body one by one, the qi and blood slowly calmed down, Quiet was surprised, she was once promised to Zhu Yun, of course she knew everything about this evil young man, he should be a super waste who doesn't learn anything, and doesn't do anything fair, why is it so powerful now? Not only can the sand perch not be able to pull him, but he can also use the Dao method to kill the sand perch, and now he can actually become a doctor to treat people's injuries, which is really incredible.
"Alright, mermaid sister, let's talk. Yi Yun lay down on the bed and began to talk to himself, he knew that it would not be long before An Qian should come back. She went home to see Quiet, but Quiet ran to herself, she would definitely pounce, and from the mouth of the Anfu family, she should be able to ask Quiet to come to the dock, and she would come back quickly. When the time comes, no matter what misunderstandings there are, they will be resolved, so it's better to talk casually for now.
He deliberately had the vat of silence be moved to his tent, also to facilitate conversation.
"Sister Mermaid, let me tell you a story. Yi Yun smiled: "Once upon a time, there was a woman who was very beautiful, known as the first beauty in the world, and her father promised her to a waste evil boy, but this woman was so angry that she cut her face with a knife...... Have you heard the story?"
Quiet was startled, her body tightened suddenly, her right hand was locked to the big wooden barrel by Yi Yun, but her left hand could still move, and she made a small fist, looking like she wanted to hit someone. But she had no sword in her hand, and her right hand was locked, so she couldn't do anything she wanted.
Yi Yun smiled: "Don't get excited! You're just a fish, why should you get excited about this?"
Quiet knew that she had been recognized, she sighed, this is over, the assassination of the emperor's relatives was caught red-handed, and she can't get rid of it, this time she is afraid that it is a foregone conclusion, she no longer pretends to be a mermaid "quack", but sighs in her original voice: "Have you seen through me?"
Yi Yun smiled: "When I hugged you, I felt the button on your back." If you look closely at your eyes, you will recognize that you and An Qian are twin sisters, in other words, your sister An Qian's whole body is tightly covered, and a pair of eyes are exposed, I look at those eyes every day, month after month, and I have been watching for more than half a year, if I can't see who you are, I'm a fool. ”...,
Quietly listened to this sentence, his eyes were full of strange eyes, and after a while, he sighed: "I have a request, I hope you can agree." ”
"Say!"
"I know that assassinating the emperor's relatives is a serious crime, and I have to behead all the houses without leaving anyone alive. Quiet lamented, "I beg you to kill me alone and spare the lives of my family." Especially my sister, she accompanied you to the Jiangjin Oasis and then to the Chengdu Oasis...... There is no merit and hard work, it is rumored that she and you have become husband and wife, for her sake, you kill one of me and spare our whole family, okay?"
When Yi Yun heard this, he felt very funny, he was not the real Zhu Yun, he was not interested in killing the whole family at all, and he also knew that Jing Jing was here to kill Zhu Yun, not to kill himself, there was no need to be more serious about this matter, as long as An Qian came back, he could immediately solve the misunderstanding, but he was a person who liked to spoof, and he had to deliberately make fun of people when he could open the problem with one sentence.
Yi Yun said in a sneering tone: "No, I can't accept your request! You woman is so bad to me, when I heard that you were going to marry me, you actually drew your own face and refused to enter my door! Now you want to drag me into the river to be eaten by the sand perch, so that the whole family will follow you into the dilemma of being beheaded all over the house, you bad woman, I will never accept your request." ”
Quietly listened to Yi Yun's words, and only felt a pain in his heart, the An family is a big family of hundreds of people, if they all die because of themselves, this is a big sin. She lamented: "I am willing to accept any conditions you make, I only ask you to kill me and spare the lives of my family." ”
"Oh?" Yi Yun was waiting for this sentence, and he was going to make a prank condition to try how quiet felt for An Qian. In fact, he has been thinking about this in his heart, quietly scratching his face, although he thinks this approach is very decisive and poignant, but this behavior is also quite selfish: she has been scratching her face for a hundred, but her family has been under pressure from the Yuwang Mansion, and she was forced to give her sister An Qian to Zhu Yun, which directly caused An Qian to run away from home, and she went away to the end of the world on the one hand to escape marriage, on the other hand, to find a way to restore her sister's appearance, which was caused by quietly scratching her face.
From this point of view, An Qian is really benevolent to her sister, and she does not hesitate to cover her face with a masked towel for her sister, just to prevent quiet and sad. She passed through Chongqing and asked herself for a night to come home to see her sister, what a lovely girl. My sister is so good to my sister, I don't know how this sister treats my sister?
Yi Yun laughed evilly and said with a smile: "If I don't kill your whole family, you are willing to accept any conditions?"
Quiet gritted his teeth and said, "I'm willing to do anything...... What the...... It's all right!"
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