Chapter 26: Brother Tiger, Is There Anything You Won't Have?

Putting a good string on the bow, Wu Hu reached out and pulled the bowstring, and suddenly, the bow was like a full moon, and the bow body was bent, but there was a feeling that it was about to break.

Wu Hu knew that this was because his strength was too strong, the bow was too weak, and he needed to strengthen the bow, so he added a piece of wood to the front and back of the handshake in the middle of the bow, and wrapped it around with a string to fix it.

Feeling that Yahuazi's gaze was always on him, not on his hands, Wu Hu was a little speechless, "Sissi, if you look at me like this, I will be very uncomfortable." ”

Yakako grinned and said, "What? Haven't been seen like this by a girl? ”

"I used to have, but now I'm fat......"

"I'm curious, how did your ex-girlfriend abandon you?"

In the live broadcast room, countless viewers spoke: "Same curiosity +1"

Wu Hu was speechless: "Come again!" ”

Yahuazi said: "People always have great curiosity about unknown things! You have to understand this mentality. ”

Countless viewers echoed Yahuazi's point of view in the live broadcast room, "That's right, that's right!" ”

Wu Hu thought of his former self, if someone deliberately went to investigate, those things would actually be impossible to hide, rather than being exposed in the future, it would be better to confess it now.

After thinking about it, he said, "Maybe it's because I used to be more vain!" Obviously, the family is very poor, and he has to pretend to be very generous, be generous, and call friends. When the illusion is punctured, it is beaten back to the prototype, and then I feel that I have no face to see people......"

When Yahuazi heard this, she couldn't help but be stunned, this is the reason?

Wu Hu smiled and continued: "People! It always takes some frustration to slowly grow up. Looking back now, I was indeed a little muddy at that time, and I was a little sorry for my family. I have many paths to choose from, but I have chosen the simplest and the most stupid one, deception! No girl should tolerate being deceived! ”

Yahuazi thought about it, nodded, and finally said: "Since you already have a heart of repentance, I believe that after the show is over, she will come back to you." Maybe you used to be a mess, but now you've slowly changed for the better, haven't you? ”

Wu Hu shook his head and said, "Since we have separated, it is best not to meet again." If she's having a bad time now, then I might feel sorry for her. But wouldn't I be embarrassed if she was doing well now? So don't see it, out of sight and out of mind. ”

In the live broadcast room, countless viewers laughed wildly, "The world is real, I feel bad to see you have a bad time." Seeing that you are doing better than me, I am even more uncomfortable. ”

"I'm afraid you're not doing well, and I'm afraid you're better than me! Haha......"

"You men, do you all have this kind of vain and inferiority complex?"

"What do you call men, don't you women do the same?"

Soon, the building was crooked.

Yahuazi covered her mouth and giggled, and finally asked, "If she comes to you and has a bad time, what are you going to do?" ”

"What else can I do? It's hard to break the mirror, it's hard to get back when it's covered with water, I've already let it go. Besides, love is not the whole of life, let's look at money! Wu Hu shook his head and finally asked, "Why did I ask you this, you haven't been in love, you don't understand!" ”

Facing Wu Hu's contempt, Yahuazi grinded her teeth viciously, "It's amazing to be in love!" How many times have I been in love in the play. ”

At this time, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room is rising rapidly, which shows how much gossip everyone has. Seeing Wu Hu despise Yahuazi and seeing Yahuazi grinding his teeth in annoyance, everyone couldn't help but feel funny, and then looked forward to Yahuazi exposing some of her private gossip or something.

"Hah! It's all something from the show, and there's a big difference between it and the real outpouring of true feelings. Wu Hu tied the string, picked up another bow, and continued to process, "But you are still young and an entertainer and star, so you don't have to worry about falling in love." ”

"Heh, it's as if you're old and experienced." Yahuazi said angrily: "You are more than two months younger than me!" ”

Wu Hu snorted and said with a smile: "So what? It's not that I'm bragging to you, I think when I was in high school, it was a famous school grass, and I don't know how many girls I rejected it, let alone college. That is, in the past two years, I have become fat, my appearance is no longer good, and I have not shown my outstanding talent, so I gradually became obscure! ”

Yahuazi moved her body and raised her head, "Come on, you keep blowing!" ”

"I didn't blow it to you!"

"Then when did you learn all these skills?" Yahuazi asked curiously.

"That's a long story." Wu Hu shook his head.

"Then you make a long story short, such as your martial arts ......"

"Didn't you say it! I like Jeet Kune Do, and learn from Mr. Li Xiaolong to get in touch with all kinds of martial arts, Tai Chi, Bafeng, Xingyi, Baji...... All sects, although they are not authentic, but it is still possible to learn some shelf styles. Later, he taught himself sanda and boxing, and taught us sanda in physical education class in college. Maybe I have some talent in this area, or maybe I'm born with divine powers! It's just that I don't dare to fight, for fear that because of this, I will bring trouble to my family and cripple people, and I can't afford to pay for it, so I have to go in and sit. ”

This is something that many viewers agree with, and the consequences of a fight are too tragic.

"What about the music?" Yakako asked again.

Wu Hu smiled: "Isn't it after going to college, seeing people holding guitars and pursuing girls and thieves, and then running to learn by themselves!" It's all for my own amusement, but maybe my musicality is pretty good! Many things can be learned as soon as they are learned. Alas! I can't help it, I'm so good, like a firefly in the night. Sometimes when I walk down the street, I am often afraid that I will be beaten up because I am too outstanding......"

When Yahuazi heard this, she couldn't help but roll her eyes, "I want to hit you now!" ”

The audience in the live broadcast room began to echo frantically again, complaining about Wu Hu, feeling that this fat man is indeed very underbeaten, this is completely floating!

Wu Hu didn't care at all, just laughed, "Look, I'll just say it!" ”

Yakako asked again, "Have you ever tested your IQ?" ”

"What are you doing with that thing?" Wu Hu said speechlessly: "I think it's a very stupid thing to test that thing, especially some IQ test questions that appear on the Internet, a lot of wisdom can't be passed on by those IQ questions, and it's related to my own knowledge and common sense." ”

"That ......"

"Stop, we're not doing an interview show, wait until you become the host of the interview show in the future, and then interview me! Now, I'm going to test the power of these two bows and arrows. ”

Wu Hu said, try to pull the bowstring again, and the feeling that it is about to break is much smaller.

Pick up an arrow and try it at a tree not far away.

The wooden arrow flew out, and in an instant, it was inserted into the tree.

Several more arrows were fired in succession, and the arrows hit the tree.

"Fat Tiger, you also said that you didn't learn archery before!"

Wu Hu shrugged, "I've said it all!" This bow and arrow is about the same as a slingshot. ”

Twisting his neck, Wu Hu picked up the short spear again, and threw it towards the big tree, and with a loud sound, the short spear slashed through the big tree, directly lifting off a piece of the bark of the big tree.

Yahuazi looked at it and asked, "Brother Hu, is there anything else you won't have?" ”

"Yes! Like having children! ”

“……”

Seeing Ya Huazi's speechless expression of rolling her eyes, the audience in the live broadcast room was directly happy, "Is Ya Huazi's white-eyed emoji made?" I want it, send it quickly! ”

“+1”

“+1”

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