150. Lick the dog and lick it to the end, there is everything, bold ideas
Poison Enemy Mountain, Pipa Cave.
Chen Jiangliu was tied up with five flowers and thrown on the bed, while the scorpion spirit sat on the stone table and stone bench beside him, drinking wine and playing the pipa by himself.
"Sister fairy, you let go of the poor monk, the poor monk promises not to run." Chen Jiangliu looked at the female goblin wearing a green gauze skirt with half-hidden and half-exposed skin, and only felt a flame rising from the bottom of his heart, which was a little uncomfortable.
Banshee, splendid and delicate, beautiful in gold beads, no worse than the empress.
"Hehe, the old lady finally caught you, how could she let you go so easily?" The banshee looked at Chen Jiangliu with a smile.
"The poor monk swears, never run, fairy sister, good sister, please let the poor monk go." Chen Jiangliu begged for mercy softly.
"Forgive me for not being able to run out of the palm of my hand!" The female scorpion blew a breath, and the rope on Chen Jiangliu's body loosened.
Chen Jiangliu smelled the fragrance of Youlan, his heart moved, and after breaking free, he paced close to the female scorpion, "Thank you, sister fairy, sister has been flying with the poor monk for so long, are you tired?" Why don't the poor monks pinch your shoulders? ”
Chen Jiangliu said, his eyes staring at the half-hidden shoulders and back of the female scorpion, like snow, and he couldn't help swallowing two mouthfuls of water.
"I can't see it, you're quite good, pinch it." The female scorpion nodded in satisfaction.
"Okay, the craftsmanship of the poor monk is the best in Chang'an."
Chen Jiangliu pressed down on the female scorpion's fragrant shoulders with both hands, and couldn't help but gasp in his heart, "Nephrite is warm and fragrant, and the skin is fragrant and greasy......"
I have to say that Chen Jiangliu's skills in beating his back and pinching his shoulders are really good, and the female scorpion enjoys it very much, closes her beautiful eyes slightly, and drinks the wine in the cup from time to time.
"By the way, dare to ask my sister's name?"
"Xie Zhilan." The female scorpion, the spirit scorpion, was enlightened, so she took the homonym of the scorpion Xie as her surname, and because she liked orchids, she took it as her name.
"No wonder my sister has a scent of orchids, it's really like her name." Chen Jiangliu was immersed in the soft fragrance and did not forget to praise it.
"The little mouth is so sweet, No, I've rewarded you." Xie Zhilan handed Chen Jiangliu a glass of wine that he had drunk.
Chen Jiangliu was not polite at all, and took two sips along the place where Xie Zhilan's lips had drunk.
"Thank you, sister, the poor monk will continue to pinch."
Chen Jiangliu, who took the initiative to incarnate as a licking dog, talked sweetly and shelled, wave after wave, and the offensive did not stop!
Chen Jiangliu continued to knead Xie Zhilan's fragrant shoulder, half an hour, a quarter of an hour......
As Chen Jiangliu's hands spread downward, Xie Zhilan's eyes gradually blurred.
About a quarter of an hour passed.
A layer of mist appeared in Xie Zhilan's eyes, and at the same time she heard the sound of squirming, regained a little bit of her senses, and looked at Chen Jiangliu blankly: "You... Why do you take off your clothes? ”
Xie Zhilan's voice was not as strong as just now, but had a hint of a little daughter's posture.
"Sister, your cave is impermeable, it's too tight, and it's a little hot."
"Oh, I'm used to it alone, but it's a little too strict."
Chen Jiangliu took off his jacket.
About a quarter of an hour passed.
"Why are you taking your pants off?"
"I drank some wine, it was a little hot."
"Oh."
Another half hour passed.
Xie Zhilan seemed to wake up a little sleepy.
Chen Jiangliu drank two glasses of wine and tried to ask, "Sister, is it okay?" ”
Xie Zhilan was silent, this Chen Jiangliu seemed to be different from the monk he imagined.
But for Chen Jiangliu, silence and silence means agree!
Chen Jiangliu's heart was crossed, and he picked up Xie Zhilan.
Xie Zhilan exclaimed, "What are you doing?" ”
"That's right!"
Poison Enemy Mountain, Pipa Cave.
Spring is boundless, Chen Jiangliu called so many good sisters, this wave is really a turning serf to sing!
The sound of the holy monk's brother became more and more urgent, and the more soft and glutinous.
Chen licks the dog and shoots, there is everything, in the face of different people, Chen Jiangliu has a thousand ways to deal with it!
And at this time.
Xie Yang Mountain, on the clouds.
The Bull Demon King is still arguing with Guanyin, Manjushri, and Bodhi, the three quasi-holy bodhisattvas, and he can't do it if he doesn't pay for the spiritual treasure!
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Buddhism is notoriously poor and notoriously searching, how could he agree to the unreasonable request of the Bull Demon King.
In the end, Guanyin Bodhisattva paid ten Wen for Sun Wukong to take the spring water of the fetus, and the Bull Demon King gave up.
Guanyin, Manjushri, and Fuxian, the three quasi-holy bodhisattvas, sent the Bull Demon King away, and then returned to Xiliang with their eyes.
The three bodhisattvas couldn't find Chen Jiangliu's figure in the Western Liang Kingdom, and their faces couldn't help but sink, "It's not good, I fell for the plan to divert the tiger from the mountain!" ”
The Bull Demon King swaggered into the city with Niu Ruyi and bought a pot of wine with the money he had received from the Buddhist Gate.
The Bull Demon King found Sun Wukong again, and the brothers had a meal together.
Guanyin, Manjushri, and Fuxian appeared as incarnations, looked at the Bull Demon King angrily, and said coldly: "What about Tang Seng? ”
The Bull Demon King was stunned, "What?" Is Tang Seng missing? ”
"Tang Seng is missing, why are you asking me?"
"If you hadn't dragged us back, how could Tang Seng have disappeared?" Guanyin, Manjushri, and Fuxian pointed directly at the Bull Demon King, and the appearance of the Bull Demon King is definitely not a coincidence!
Sun Wukong saw that the three Bodhisattvas pointed their spearheads at the Bull Demon King, and he suddenly became angry, "The master was kidnapped by a female goblin, what does it have to do with Brother Niu?" ”
"The master was taken captive, why are you so leisurely, still eating here, and not saving the master?" Guanyin, Manjushri, and Fuxian pointed at Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong shook his head helplessly, "My old grandson also wants to save it, but the master won't let me." ”
The three Bodhisattvas of Guanyin, Manjushri, and Fuxian, the more they listened, the darker their faces became, "You must have heard it wrong!" ”
"Wait for you to save Tang Seng!" Guanyin, Manjushri, and Fuxian urged.
"Okay, okay, my grandson will go after eating!"
"Go now!"
"Let's go after eating!"
After a long time, Sun Wukong finished the banquet and found Zhu Bajie, Sha Monk, and Little White Dragon who were wandering around the city.
Four clouds rose and left Xiliang City unhurriedly.
The three bodhisattvas were not allowed to directly intervene in the Journey to the West, but only followed behind Sun Wukong and others.
Sun Wukong went outside the city and called the land god, "My old grandson came to ask you, is there any big demon near this Xiliang?" ”
"Great demon? There is a big demon, there is a poisonous enemy mountain five hundred miles away from the West Liang Kingdom, there is a hole in the mountain, called the Pipa Cave, and there is a Pipa Banshee living in the Pipa Cave. ”
"And how does the Banshee look?" Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Sha Monk, and Little White Dragon all asked out loud.
The land god was stunned, "Grandpa the Great Sage asked why is this?" ”
"Less nonsense!"
"Yes, yes, yes, that banshee is splendid and delicate, beautiful with golden beads, beautiful as Xi Shi and a bird, and ...... ten fingers of spring onions," the land god said truthfully.
"Yes, yes!" The four brothers of Sun Wukong glanced at each other, and they all showed helpless expressions.
"This female goblin can't escape the poisonous hands of the master......"
"Okay, got it."
"Yes, Great Sage." After the land god finished speaking, he turned into a wisp of white smoke and disappeared.
The Monkey King brothers looked at each other, "Now go to the master?" ”
The old lady eats arsenic, and she thinks she has lived a long time.
Last time in Baihuling, he was expelled from the division because Sun Wukong obstructed Chen Jiangliu.
"According to the calculation of the master's combat strength, how can it take a month this time!" Sun Wukong analyzed out loud.
Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha nodded in agreement, "A month, it's almost." ”
The little white dragon nodded stupidly, "There are only tired cows, no ploughed land!" ”
"Okay, then give the master a month!" The four brothers nodded in unison and walked on foot towards the Poison Enemy Mountain.
The Poison Enemy Mountain is five hundred miles away from the Western Liang Kingdom, and it takes more than ten miles a day to walk, and it can be reached in a month.
The four brothers of Sun Wukong walked slowly towards the Poison Enemy Mountain.
On the clouds, Guanyin, Manjushri, and Fuxian frowned, "According to this way, when will you arrive?" When he arrived, Tang Seng estimated that he would become a piece of and be pulled out by the monsters......"
The Monkey King brothers were afraid of the master's anger, and they didn't dare to speed up their pace, and in the face of the urging of the three bodhisattvas, they only replied, "You can do it, you go and save it." ”
Guanyin, Manjushri, and Fuxian are three quasi-saints.
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Time always passes inadvertently, and a month passes.
Sun Wukong's senior brothers and brothers finally arrived at the Pipa Cave of the Poisonous Enemy Mountain.
"Idiot, you go and call the master."
Zhu Bajie looked sad, "Senior Brother Sha, you go and call." ”
"Little white dragon, you go and call!" Monk Sha didn't want to bear the anger of his master and was expelled from his master.
"Huh? Why me? ”
The little white dragon cried with a sad face, slowly stepped forward, and whispered: "Master, master, are you okay?" ”
Xiao Bailong just shouted, and immediately retreated, "Okay, I'm done, it's the turn of the senior brothers." ”
"Idiot, go call again."
Zhu Bajie reluctantly walked to the cave, and also whispered: "Master, master......"
Monk Sha also whispered, "Master, are you alright?" ”
After a long time, there was no response from the cave.
Xiao Bailong's face was worried, "Brother Monkey, you said... Our master won't be exhausted, right? ”
Sun Wukong shook his head calmly, "No, it's only been a month, and the master should still have combat effectiveness!" ”
"Let's call together!"
"Master, master......"
As soon as the voices of the four brothers fell, a cloud of green smoke erupted in the cave, and a banshee wearing a green gauze skirt came out with a three-strand steel fork in her hand, "Noise, look for death!" ”
Xie Zhilan's green gauze skirt was a little wrinkled, and at a glance, she knew that she had experienced an unimaginable battle, her hair and sideburns were messy, and she was climaxing at the top, but she was interrupted, that kind of anger, wanting to burn the sky out of the hole!
Xie Zhilan's move was a killer move.
Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Sha Monk, and Xiao Bailong saw the angry banshee, their faces sank, as if they were facing a great enemy, they looked at each other and nodded at the same time, and shouted together: "Hello teacher!" ”
"Huh?" Xie Zhilan held a three-strand steel fork, listening to the name of the monkey pig and centaur in front of him, his expression was stunned, and his anger dissipated.
"You are Jiang Liu's apprentices?"
"Yes, apprentice!"
"Dear apprentice!"
"Okay, since it's an apprentice, I'll spare you this time." After Xie Zhilan finished speaking, he walked towards the cave.
"That's... Master, how is he? ”
Xie Zhilan listened to the questions of several juniors, her face couldn't help but turn red, thinking of Chen Jiangliu's life on the bed, she couldn't resist it, so she replied casually, "Okay." ”
After Xie Zhilan finished speaking, he didn't look back and entered the cave.
Chen Jiangliu is no longer the weak chicken of the year!
Since practicing the Yellow Emperor's internal scriptures, Chen Jiangliu's combat power has skyrocketed tenfold, and 1vs10 is no problem!
The weak chickens of the year have long since become roosters!
Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Sha Monk, and Xiao Bailong breathed a sigh of relief when they heard that the master was doing well, "It's okay, just wait." ”
"Let's support the pot, sit and wait for the master."
A few brothers cooperated with the orderly support pot, collected firewood, hunted, and had a picnic in the Pipa Cave for fifty miles.
Guanyin, Manjushri, and Fuxian fell into their true bodies this time and asked, "Why didn't Fang just destroy that monster?" ”
Sun Wukong pulled the deer leg meat, and said: "My Buddha is compassionate, that goblin is not easy to practice, how can you kill at will?" ”
Zhu Bajie also ate the deer leg, "Bodhisattva, that banshee has no intention of hurting the master, let's wait!" ”
Monk Sha: "Senior brothers are right! ”
Little White Dragon: "When the master is exhausted, he will come out." ”
Guanyin, Manjushri, and Fuxian have nothing to do, they can't directly intervene in the journey to the west, so they can only continue to wait.
In the blink of an eye, another month passed.
"It should be about the same time this time."
The four brothers of Sun Wukong stood in front of the Pipa Cave again, shouting: "Master, master, are you okay?" ”
After a long time, the cave responded: "The master of this battle is invincible, the apprentices don't need to worry, let's go back to the Western Liang Kingdom first!" ”
"The poor monk has a bold vow, the Buddha said that there are only tired cattle, no ploughed fields, and the poor monks will rebel against the Buddha this time to see if the fields can be ploughed!"
"Neutral!"
"The master's momentum is not weak."
"It seems that the master's combat power is still there!"
"Scattered, scattered."
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Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Sha Monk, and Xiaobailong are not worried, and are ready to return to Xiliang.
Wind and sun, two or three months, bitter, too bitter.
"Bodhisattva, it's not that we don't want to save the master, we don't need it at all."
"That monster may not be bullied by the master."
"Gone, gone." After the Monkey King brother finished speaking, he drove the cloud back to Xiliang, and the master's absence was equivalent to a holiday.
Guanyin, Manjushri, and Fuxian stood quietly above the nine heavens, staring at the Pipa Cave, "Listening to the voice, the golden cicada is indeed fine......
At the time of the calamity, although Guanyin, Manjushri, and Fuxian were quasi-saints, they could not explore the situation in the cave, so they could only wait quietly outside, as long as the golden cicada was fine, it would be!
Meanwhile.
Western Liang Kingdom, inside the Imperial Palace.
Her Majesty changed her majesty from the past, and put on a girlish gauze skirt to barbecue in the back garden.
Wei Shuyu is responsible for roasting, and the empress is responsible for eating, which is really sweet.
Zhou Lin has been a majestic empress for several years, and she will only show her true self in front of Wei Shuyu.
The sweet taste of love can't be suppressed.
"Uncle, I'm here to eat." Sun Wukong sat on the eaves of the palace, dangling two monkey legs, and happened to meet Wei Shuyu feeding the empress......
Wei Shuyu saw Sun Wukong on the eaves, but he didn't look embarrassed, he gently hugged the empress's slender waist, and said with a smile: "I want to eat and roast myself." ”
"Okay uncle!" Sun Wukong jumped, got off the eaves, and prepared to start the barbecue.
At this time, the little white dragon also came over with a pot, and smiled, "What, uncle, I'm here to have a meal too." ”
Wei Shuyu wondered, "How did you all find it?" ”
Sun Wukong and Xiaobailong grinned, "Who can't smell the rotten smell of love?" ”
Previously in the main hall, from the conversation between the empress and the master, Sun Wukong guessed that the uncle had a great relationship with the empress, good guy, I only knew it when I saw it with my own eyes, it was really not shallow!
There is also the master's attitude that has changed too much, he threatened to marry the empress before entering the palace, but he never mentioned it again after leaving the palace, this is not the master's character!
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