Chapter 65: Unscrupulous Old Hu, Fooling Online
At the end of dinner, Sister Mina rushed to help Wu Hu wash the dishes, and Wu Hu smashed the cassava residue again, squeezed a pot of cassava slurry, and put it there to settle.
"I don't make fish soup for supper at night, so let's grill some fish and plantains!" Wu Hu said.
Seeing the big iron pot occupied by tapioca juice, everyone can understand.
Then everyone took shampoo and shower gel and went to the river to wash them.
After washing, everyone sat in the shelter refreshed, and several girls wrapped their long hair in blankets and twisted them vigorously, using the blankets to absorb the moisture in their long hair, and then used the heat from the bonfire to bake their wet hair.
Wu Hu was pulled to the bed by Wolf Warrior Jing and Lao Hu and massaged him.
Wolf Warrior Jing pressed Wu Hu's back, and Lao Hu and Milk Cha Lun were on the side, pinching his thighs. Thinking that he would have to serve these big stars for a while, Wu Hu enjoyed their services with peace of mind, snorting a few times from time to time, and the fans in the live broadcast room were so envious that they wanted to pull him out and beat him up, that was their idol!
Pinching the fat on Wu Hu's thighs, Lao Hu smiled and said: "Brother Tiger, your body is quite Q-bomb, or don't subtract it, it feels very good!" Maybe your girlfriend will love this sensuality in the future? ”
Lao Hu's feelings, Wolf Warrior Jing and Milk Cha Lun both deeply understood, and nodded with uh-huh.
In the live broadcast room, some viewers couldn't help laughing.
Unscrupulous old Hu, flickering online.
Wu Hu was a little speechless, "Lao Hu, don't hurt me, have you ever seen such a fat actor?" I haven't been in a relationship for more than three years, and since I got fat, those beautiful sisters have never looked at me squarely, how can you guys who are pampered by thousands of fans understand the troubles of fat people like us. ”
Wu Hu is so miserable and pitiful, not to mention the girls present, even some of the audience in the live broadcast room, they can't help laughing.
Of course, there are also some viewers who heckle there, saying that they like cute boys like him. Of course, just look at this kind of thing, and believe that it is stupid.
Wolf Warrior Jing smiled: "Have you ever heard of the strength of muscles and bones in traditional martial arts? ”
Wu Hu was stunned for a moment and said, "Since you know, then you still practice this muscle?" ”
"Filming needs, no way." Wolf Warrior Jing smiled: "Moreover, I may not be able to train this kind of strength, and it is a pity to lose all my muscles." ”
"Brother Jing, you don't dare to say that you can practice, do you think I can do it? You're looking too highly of me, aren't you? Wu Hu laughed.
Wolf Warrior Jing smiled and said, "It's not that you haven't developed your muscles yet, so I think you can try it!" You must have practiced traditional martial arts, right? And if you can practice Jeet Kune Do to this level, why don't you give it a try before you have a muscle? ”
Wolf Warrior Jing's words lifted the spirits of many martial arts enthusiasts in the live broadcast room.
They have also heard of the strength of the muscles, but it is all a legend, whether there is such a master in the folk, no one knows, and a clear estimate will not be said.
In conclusion, there are many legends of Chuanwu, but many are considered scams.
Wu Hu secretly thought: What I will give is given by the system, I know how to pass on martial arts to a ghost! I have so many full-level boxing skills, and I haven't made a qualitative change in my physique!
Wu Hu estimated that the reason why he was like this was probably because these were directly given to him by the system, rather than he practiced it himself according to traditional martial arts.
So what he knows, it's just magic, not law.
At least he didn't have any breathing and breathing techniques to match these fists.
Bah! The garbage system will collapse when it is said to collapse.
In the expectation of countless people, Wu Hu gave everyone a disappointed answer, "Although I also want to, it is impossible, because I have not systematically learned traditional martial arts, and no one has taught me." The reason why you think I can fight is simply because my reaction speed is faster than normal. Practicing martial arts and boxing, in addition to not being afraid of hardship, the most important thing is to have talent, and the ability to react faster than ordinary people is my talent. ”
"Is that so?" Wolf Warrior Jing still didn't believe it.
Wu Hu smiled: "You don't think I don't want to get stronger, do you? If I can really develop my strength, maybe I will be able to surpass our Jeet Kune Do grandfather. Do you think I can really resist this temptation? Then you think too highly of me. ”
This statement made everyone have to believe it, and the audience also believed it.
Lao Hu couldn't help but be curious: "If you are really asked to fight with someone in the ring, can you fight?" ”
When several other people heard this, they also looked at him with the same curiosity, although Wolf Warrior Jing said that Wu Hu was more powerful than him, but compared to the real boxing fighters, what would it be? They don't know.
The martial arts enthusiasts in the audience in the live broadcast room are also very curious.
Wu Hu turned his head, lay on the bed, and said with a smile: "In my opinion, boxing is actually about reflexes, speed, strength, and the ability to be beaten. I wasn't really fast, it was limited by my weight. You can see that I am very flexible when I practice boxing, but in reality, I am not agile enough. However, my reflexes are not bad, coupled with my anticipation ability, my strength, and the ability of my fat body to withstand blows, I don't need to be afraid of anyone if I really want to fight. ”
Milk Cha Lun smiled and said: "To sum up, you can fight!" ”
Wu Hu smiled and said: "If you can fight, you don't dare to fight." It's still the same sentence, win and go to jail, lose and go to the ward. In times of peace, peace is precious! ”
Yahuako interjected and asked, "What if someone mocks you and provokes you?" ”
"I'm not a cat, I'll get angry if I tease it, there's no need."
After chatting for a while, Wu Hu signaled that they could let him go, and then he got up and began to do personal services for everyone.
After pinching Sister Cai and letting her fall asleep, the second one served Yahuazi, pinching and pinching, Wu Hu couldn't help but say: "Qianqian, your feet and stomach are a little strong!" ”
"What did you say?"
Yahuazi's feet twitched, and she almost kicked him in the face, like a fried cat.
"Wow! I'll just talk about it, why are you so serious? ”
"Don't say anything!" Tooth Hanako strongly warned.
Sister Iron Hammer on the side couldn't help but look at her feet and stomachs, nodded and said, "Brother Tiger, you are too much, how can you say that girls are strong." ”
"Iron Iron ......"
Kakako turned her head and coquettishly squeezed at Sister Hammer. This is very different from the tooth flower known as the 'Heavenly Immortal Attack'.
Then Mina couldn't help but look at Yahuazi's legs and stomach, and then compared her own with her, "It seems to be about the same!" Brother Tiger, you are so excessive! ”
“……”
I really can't tell half the truth!
Wolf Warrior Jing and Lao Hu fell on the bed, looking at the roof in a daze, they would never participate in this kind of thing. Milk Cha Lun held the guitar and lowered his head to play a lullaby silently.