Chapter 69: Report! Someone is sexually sexual
Seeing a red mark on his elbow, Wu Hu breathed a sigh of relief, "Fortunately, the elbow is not broken!" Pull up your pants and see if there is any broken skin on your knees......"
Although the pants have not been torn, and there is a high probability that the skin will not be broken, Wu Hu still plans to confirm it. The result was as he expected, and many people were relieved.
"Brother Tiger, thank you!" Sister Mina is sincerely grateful.
Wu Hu stretched out his hand and gently tapped her head, saying, "Next time, I know that I have to listen to the old man!" Look at your brother tiger and I have a handful of beards, will I still lie to you little girl? ”
When the audience in the live broadcast room heard this, they laughed directly, originally thinking that Wu Hu would comfort his little sister, but he actually touched his beard there and sold his old age.
"Wow! Fat Tiger really deserves to be the big steel in the straight male world! ”
"What? Do you want Fat Tiger to fall in love with Mina on the show? ”
"This is a wilderness survival show, not "Let's Get Married"."
Mina stuck out her tongue and turned to walk into the shelter to receive care from her teammates. Compared with Wu Hu's non-formal answer, the care of the other members is much more normal.
After Mina changed her clothes, she put her muddy pants outside the shelter and washed them with the water flowing down from the tarpaulin.
With the lessons of Meina's sister, the others were much more careful when they went to solve their personal problems, and there were no more accidents.
Not long after, Wu Hu brought breakfast into the shelter.
Breakfast was a fish soup with dried wild vegetables and some braised tapioca dumplings.
When breakfast was finished, he boiled the pot again, and everyone drank a bowl, and sat by the campfire in the shelter, baking with the wet clothes they had been wearing before.
Yahuazi said curiously: "You say, we are all so difficult, will the other groups be worse than us?" Their preparation should not be as adequate as ours! ”
Sister Cai shook her head and said, "Don't underestimate any opponent!" In the last event, except for our group and the six groups of Internet celebrities, the other four groups did not lose their staff! ”
Everyone nodded in agreement, and that serious look directly made the audience watching the live broadcast happy.
Because compared to the second group, the other groups are much worse.
The worst thing is actually the six groups of Internet celebrities with the most wild survival experts, because they usually get food very quickly and very simply, so their food reserves are the least among the six groups, and they are all conserving their physical strength!
They didn't think about the typhoon at all, so after they finished stockpiling food this morning, they were discussing what to fill their stomachs with at noon.
There are a lot of survival experts in their group, but their selfishness is also the heaviest. The other groups of celebrities basically do not have this problem.
First, there are not many survival experts, and those who don't know how to do it can only understand it. Second, there are many celebrities, and amateurs are generally not lazy, and they all want to perform well.
What's more, this is still under the shooting of countless cameras, and it is basically clear who is diligent and who is lazy. Even if you don't know now, everyone will know in the future. If you don't want to end up with no friends, it's better to be diligent.
In the second group of shelters, when everyone's clothes were almost baked, Sister Mina stood up, but as soon as she got up, she said 'oops' and sat back down.
Tie Tie on the side asked worriedly, "Nana, what's wrong?" ”
The eyes of the others also looked at her.
Mina reached out and pressed her knee, rubbed it, shook her head and said, "I'm fine, but my knee still hurts a little, I guess it will be fine tomorrow!" ”
Wu Hu said: "It should be kneeling on the ground when I fell before, you lie on the bed, I will massage the paint cover for you, dredge the meridians and see." ”
Mina answered softly, and obediently lay back on the bed, Wu Hu stepped forward to check, "It shouldn't be a big deal, there is no meat here, it's just skin and bones, it will definitely hurt if you kneel on the ground, you bear with it." ”
"Hmm!"
Wu Hu rubbed his hands together quickly, and after his palms warmed up, he pressed on her knees and rubbed them gently, seeing that a group of wolf friends in the live broadcast room were howling.
"One thing to say, Sister Mina's legs are really amazing!"
"Fat Tiger, if you have the ability, you go away, let me come!"
"Damn! What kind of expression is that fat tiger, he actually looks disgusted. ”
"Ouch! Sister Mina actually blushed! Little girls are easy to be shy! ”
"Haha...... Did you find that when the fat tiger pinched their feet, he also had a disgusted expression, could it be that their feet were stinky? ”
"You stinky feet! Your whole family smells bad! ”
"That is, the feet of beautiful women are fragrant......"
"Report! I want to report it! In the program group, someone is making color, and the taste is so heavy......"
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After kneading Sister Mina for more than ten minutes, Wu Hu stopped, "Give me your hand!" ”
Wu Hu motioned to Mina's injured elbow, and then continued to rub her.
Wolf Warrior Jing sighed: "Fortunately, we have fat tigers in this group, if we don't have him to drive away our fatigue, we will accumulate fatigue for a long time, and it is estimated that it will be difficult for us to last too long." ”
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but nod.
At the end, Yahuazi asked Wu Hu, "Brother Hu, is your massage effective for cervical spondylosis?" ”
Wu Hu shook his head and said: "Relying on massage alone, you can only maintain your state, which is a symptom." If you want to cure the root cause, unless the symptoms are relatively mild, if the symptoms are severe, it is difficult, and you have to cooperate with acupuncture treatment. But generally keep in good shape, don't get too tired, and it's fine. ”
Lao Hu was surprised: "You won't know how to do acupuncture, right?" ”
Wu Hu said with a smile: "I just know a little bit about fur, but I don't study medicine, and I don't have medical qualifications, don't look for me for acupuncture, if something goes wrong, I can't help it." ”
This time, even the always calm Milk Cha Lun was a little uncalm, "Brother Tiger, if there's anything you won't do, just say it!" ”
"It's not that I'm blowing to you, I don't know a lot of things......"
Sister Hammer didn't understand, "There are a lot of things that won't be, can this be considered bragging?" ”
When everyone heard this, they were directly happy, and the audience in the live broadcast room also followed suit, feeling that Tie Tie's sister looked at things, and it seemed a little strange.
"No, my 'but' hasn't come out yet! So what's the hurry? ”
Tie Tie let out an 'oh' sound, and then asked, "What about the but?" ”
"But I'm a good learner! I can look at a lot of things. ”
Everyone thinks that this guy is really bragging again.
But what this guy learns is really miscellaneous.
As a result, Tie Tie said, "What about mathematics?" ”
Wu Hu couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this, and when they saw his expression, everyone couldn't help laughing.
The fans laughed even more unscrupulously.
"Did you find it, Fat Tiger was directly stunned."
"I'm angry, I can do anything but math!"
"Hahaha...... Tietie Sister is the nemesis of Fat Tiger! ”
"Isn't Fat Tiger's nemesis?"
"Pull it down! Yahuazi was about to cry last night! ”
"Don't say that our family immortal is a tooth flower, the first warning ......"
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