Chapter 92: It's not easy to get fat, drink more milk tea!
Pulling the two fish onto the yacht, Wu Hu exhaled, "Ma Dan!" It's good that it's the dolphins, not those deep-sea street slickers! ”
At this time, the baby dolphin was muttering beside the dolphin, as if telling its grievances, and looked at Wu Hu and them from time to time.
Everyone on the boat couldn't help but look at Wu Hu, and some didn't understand.
Sister Mina asked, "Brother Tiger, what is a deep-sea street slicker?" ”
"Killer whales! Whoever catches and shoots whom, the great white shark has to be called brother when it is beaten! ”
Hearing Wu Hu's explanation, everyone couldn't help laughing.
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed even more, "What a god is a deep sea street slipper!" ”
"Haha...... But I have to say, this description is very vivid! Killer whales are a group of hooligans in the deep sea, beating anyone who doesn't like it. ”
Yakako was curious: "Why do I think that baby dolphin seems to be suing its mother?" Fat Tiger, what did you just do to that baby dolphin? ”
"Haven't seen that yet? It's all a misunderstanding! Wu Hu sat on the deck with his buttocks, and the hunger in his stomach hit like a tide, making him even feel dizzy with gold stars in his eyes, "Nana, give me a cup of ice cream, thank you!" ”
Sister Mina, who was enjoying the delicious ice cream, directly handed over the ice cream in her hand, and she didn't know if it was unintentional or deliberate, "Brother Tiger, give!" ”
Wu Hu was not polite, and swallowed it in three or two bites, not caring about the freezing at all. At this time, everyone was silently looking at Wu Hu, as well as the dolphin mother and son.
Of course, it could also be a dolphin mother and daughter.
After eating half a box of ice cream, Wu Hu took the watermelon juice handed over by Tie Tie again, and drank it all in one gulp, but the hunger in his stomach still could not be alleviated, so he shouted to Mei Na again: "Nana, go and give me a big watermelon, I feel that the consumption just now is a bit big." ”
"Oh! Good! Brother Tiger, wait a minute. ”
Sister Mina stepped out of her long legs, brought a gust of incense, and ran towards the cabin.
Wu Hu looked at the dolphin mother and son and said, "Didn't I just say it!" I came across a pod of dolphins hunting and saw a large school of fish swimming past me, so I shot an arrow...... The baby dolphin wanted to snatch my booty for nothing, but I pulled it in front of me......"
After that, everyone will be clear.
In fact, if you think about this matter a little, you can understand the key to it.
"So you just took that baby dolphin hostage?" Yahuazi was dumbfounded, and finally said: "Brother Tiger, you are so cunning!" ”
"It's called wit! Cunning, that's for swearing. ”
Kakako smiled and said nothing, it was obvious that she had said that on purpose.
When the others heard Wu Hu's words, they couldn't help laughing.
I have to say that the scene just now is indeed very thrilling, if he is really hit by that big dolphin, Wu Hu will definitely be injured. At that critical moment, Wu Hu could actually think of taking the little dolphin as a hostage, which was indeed very witty.
Wolf Warrior Jing gave Wu Hu a thumbs up, "Fat Tiger, you are so fat!" It's a pod of dolphins, and in the middle of the sea, aren't you afraid of being swept up in them? If you're not careful, you risk getting injured and retiring from the race......"
When the others heard this, they nodded their heads in agreement.
Tie Tie looked at Wu Hu with big eyes that seemed to be able to speak, and said, "Brother Hu, don't do this kind of thing next time, it's too risky." ”
The others also nodded, if the second group of them lost Wu Hu again, then the days after that would be even more difficult. Wu Hu is now not only the main team member, but also their chef and masseuse. The loss of Sister Cai has already made them feel broken, and if they lose Wu Hu again, then the strength of their second group can be said to be more than half.
At this time, the staff member Xiao Zheng ran out, and before he could speak, Wu Hu shouted at him: "Xiao Zheng, let's start the boat!" I had a bad feeling that the dolphin was a little ill-intentioned. ”
Xiao Zheng nodded and said, "Okay!" I'm also out to tell you that the radar system shows that there are a lot of large sea creatures in this area......"
After the words fell, Xiao Zheng had already run back to the cockpit, retracted the anchor and set sail.
Lao Hu smiled: "What are you afraid of? Dolphins are so smart, will they still run stupidly to hit our yacht? Even if you do, it's hard to damage the yacht! ”
Milk Cha Lun nodded in agreement, after all, their yacht is more than ten meters long.
"I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm afraid of just in case." Wu Hu shook his head.
Wolf Warrior Jing nodded and said, "Moreover, if those dolphins are injured because of this, then ......"
Seeing Wolf Warrior Jing's appearance of wanting to speak and stopping, everyone gradually understood, and they didn't say anything more. You can talk casually in private, but on the surface, it's better not to talk nonsense.
Seeing that the yacht was far away from that sea area, the audience in the live broadcast room breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time, they were inevitably a little disappointed, and they couldn't see the scene where the dolphins retaliated against Wu Hu and them.
But just like Wolf Warrior Jing said, the program team didn't dare to let Wu Hu and them stay there longer. If the dolphins really hit the yacht, the damage to the yacht is secondary, and if the dolphins are accidentally injured, it is estimated that the program team will be attacked by some marine animal protection associations.
Wolf Warrior Jing obviously understands this, so he doesn't want this kind of thing to happen, no one will say anything if he kills other fish, but if he injures the dolphin, it will definitely attract criticism.
Mina, who came out with a big watermelon, handed the watermelon to Wu Hu, and when she saw the yacht set sail again, she asked, "Why did you start sailing again?" ”
Wu Hu took the big watermelon, stretched out his fingers, and popped the big watermelon into a crack, and then broke it into two halves. Seeing this scene, many people were dumbfounded, that big watermelon is not a thin-skinned watermelon, such a thick melon skin, how much finger power does it take?
Wolf Warrior Jing was a little suspicious, but he didn't ask too much, he knew that Wu Hu had great strength, but he didn't expect his finger power to have such power.
Wu Hu held the watermelon and gnawed it directly, as if he had been hungry for three days and three nights.
Lao Hu smiled and said: "Fat Tiger, you look like you now, you look very much like the second senior brother!" ”
When the crowd heard this, they laughed.
Lao Hu joked about Wu Hu's weight, it was not a day or two.
Wu Hu didn't care either, and said with a smile: "Don't say it, I did think about using this chubby appearance to be an imitation show Internet celebrity imitating the second senior brother!" ”
Yahuazi smiled and asked, "Then why did you give up later?" ”
Wu Hu took the time to say while nibbling on the watermelon: "Unwilling! Thinking that he used to be a thief, and then looking at his current appearance, how can he be willing to give up treatment? ”
Milk Cha Lun smiled: "You are easy to gain weight, like me, you can't get fat if you want to." ”
When Wu Hu heard this, he was a little stunned, thinking of his 'Fat Lun' nickname in the future, and couldn't help laughing: "It's not easy to be fat, drink more milk tea!" That thing fattening has worked. ”
Thinking of the milk tea endorsed by Milk Tea Lun, everyone couldn't help laughing.
"Huh? Brother Tiger, you seem to have lost a lot of weight in the past two days! Mina took a serious look at Wu Hu's face, which was gradually becoming a little angular and contoured, and said.
Sister Cai, who had not spoken, nodded at this time and said, "I still want to say it!" I've been gone for two or three days, why has he lost so much weight? ”
Wu Hu raised his head, his mouth and nose were full of watermelon juice, "Illusion, it's all illusion!" ”
But in fact, it is the sequelae of the attribute plus point, his fat is burning.
However, he decided that he would have a full meal for a while, and then he could lose weight slowly, save some fat, and cope with the next 'hard days'.
In fact, after more than half a month of hard life, consuming every day, Wu Hu seems to be much thinner than when he first came, at least the proportion of fat has decreased a lot.
I used to feel fat and fat, but now I feel burly and strong. But that's not his goal, his goal is eighty-five kilograms.
At present, there is still a surplus of about 20 kilograms to be reduced.