Chapter 106: These Celebrities Are Really Hypocritical!
Seeing Lian Zhan Wolf Kyoto raise his hand, Wu Hu was even more speechless, and all of them raised their hands! The original willfulness is equivalent to directly scrapping a survival tool, hey!
Wu Hu can only say: These stars are really hypocritical!
Sister Mina glanced at the iron pot and said, "Brother Tiger, you can actually use the pot." ”
Wu Hu shook his head: "The beehive is built on the cliff, if you use a bucket, you can tie the bucket around your waist, so that it will be much easier for me to climb back to the cliff." If I use a pot or basin, I need to hold it with one free hand, how can I climb with one hand when the time comes? ”
Milk Cha Lun asked, "Then can you slide down?" For example, let's prepare two ropes first, tie you with one rope, hang you to the bottom of the cliff, wait for you to cut the hive and put it in the pot, and then slide down the other rope......"
Wolf Warrior Jing shook his head and said: "This is too dangerous, although I heard Lao Hu say that the cliff is only less than ten meters, but once it falls from above, it is estimated that the fat tiger will be out." ”
"Ahem......"
At this time, Tie Tie clenched his fist, put it to his lips and coughed lightly, and said, "I don't think it's better to embarrass Brother Hu." Speaking of which, I've washed that bucket many times, and this time we've used it for the oysters, abalone, and conch, so there's no need to keep refusing to hold honey. But according to me, Brother Tiger should not take this risk. Isn't it good that we can live the next days in peace? ”
Sister Mina glanced at everyone, and nodded in agreement, "And before coming to this show, there are survival videos I watched, and there are those who drink urine directly to quench their thirst!" ”
That's the real survival! Let's put on a show!
Lao Hu wanted to say this, but finally shut up. Although it's called 'show', what if netizens are more serious? And other girls don't mind, they are a big man......
Yahuazi looked at Wu Hu and said seriously: "I think Tie Tie's suggestion is good!" ”
Wolf Warrior Jing smiled and gestured to Wu Hu, "Tell me what you think!" Actually, we don't want you to take risks, last time you didn't get stung, and you can hide in the water, but you can't hide in the water this time. ”
Indeed, if you jump into the water with a hive, the honey will be taken in vain.
Wu Hu shook his head and said, "I've been thinking about this for a long time, and I've imagined it countless times in my mind, so I think it's worth a try." It's not that we have to have the honey, but we need to gather all the resources we can to make it to the championship. As for the accident, no one can say when it will come. Now that I've seen it, if I don't get them back, I'm afraid that if we don't win the championship, we may regret it. ”
Hearing Wu Hu say this, Wolf Warrior Jing slapped his thigh and said, "Then it's settled, just use that bucket!" Don't talk about buckets anymore. If anything, we've already eaten ...... past two days."
Wolf Warrior Jing's words made the faces of the three girls change directly.
"Brother Jing, stop talking about it!" Yahuazi raised her hand to stop it.
In the live broadcast room, many netizens directly covered their stomachs and pounded the table, laughing anymore, "Who would have thought that the bucket had been used as a toilet by themselves?" Haha......"
"I'm going to laugh to death, I think they're so pitiful when I think about it!"
"What's this! We still eat pig intestines every day! Wouldn't that ......?"
"! Can that be the same? ”
"What's different?"
"I think they all regret it now! Fat Tiger's proposal was actually the most pertinent, and several other groups did the same. ”
"It's called lifting a stone and shooting yourself in the foot, and you can do it yourself!"
"In order to win the championship, they also fought hard, isn't this worthy of admiration?"
"It's really hard, drinking urine in survival, that's no way."
"Cheer them on! Stop laughing at people, if we were in their position, we probably wouldn't have paid attention to it a long time ago. ”
……
Wolf Warrior Jing coughed lightly, changed the topic, and said: "But Fat Tiger, although you know a lot of things, but when it comes to climbing trees and rocks, I don't think I will lose to you, cut the hive, or I'll go!" And I'm lighter than you......"
Wu Hu smiled: "Brother Jing, in fact, I can climb trees and rock climbing, but because I was too heavy before, I haven't shown it to everyone." If you don't believe me, let's find an opportunity to compare tomorrow, but don't say that I don't respect the old and love the young. ”
Wu Hu's last sentence of 'respecting the old and loving the young' made Lao Hu and the others laugh.
"Brother Jing, Fat Tiger thinks you're old!" Milk Tea Lun said with a smile.
As a result, Wolf Warrior Jing said, "Aaron, it's okay for others to laugh at me for being old, you are the same generation as me, and you are embarrassed to laugh at me?" ”
Wo go!
Milk Cha Lun's scalp immediately exploded.
Lao Hu patted his thighs, laughed without image, and was so angry that Milk Cha Lun pinched Lao Hu's neck and shook it. Lao Hu was dissatisfied, "It's Brother Jing who said you, what are you pinching me?" ”
Wu Hu smiled: "It must be because you can't beat Brother Jing!" ”
While speaking, Wu Hu looked at Milk Cha Lun's hair and smiled, thinking, at this time, did Milk Cha Lun start to lose his hair?
After making a fuss for a while, Wolf Warrior Jing looked at Wu Hu again, "Fat Tiger, are you really good at rock climbing?" ”
Wu Hu said with some disdain: "What's so difficult about this, it's not that I brag with you, our children from the countryside, who can't climb trees and walls with both hands!" I don't think climbing is much different from climbing a rock wall when we were kids! ”
As soon as I heard Wu Hu's 'I didn't blow it to you', everyone thought, okay! This girl is starting to blow again!
If this sentence is not added, it is estimated that many masters in the climbing world will have to compare with him.
Lao Hu said with a smile: "Is the fat tiger blowing, try it tomorrow to know, let's start by climbing the tree!" It's full of trees on the outside, so it's easy to try it out. ”
There was a bit of chatter, until Mina and Tietie had washed the pots and dishes, and they were still talking.
……
At night, Wu Hu and Wolf Warrior Jing went down to the sea and had a mediocre harvest. However, the two of them were not too worried, there were still some reserves of grain in the shelter, there was still a lot of dried smoked fish left, a bunch of plantains, six or seven catties of rice, some wild vegetables, and some abalone. In addition, the wild yam has not been moved, so it can completely give everyone a full meal.
The two of them carried spearguns and a few poor little fish back to the shelter, and Wolf Warrior Jing closed the wheat, and then motioned to Wu Hu to close the wheat.
Wu Hu was puzzled, but he still did it, and was about to ask what was going on, but Wolf Warrior Jing asked, "Fat Tiger, do you say that my brother is really old?" ”
Wu Hu didn't expect that Wolf Warrior Jing would actually ask him like this.
However, it can also be seen from this that Wolf Warrior Jing's heart is actually confused.
But this is normal, he devoted himself to kung fu movies and action movies, and as a result, he has almost stood still for more than ten years, saying that it is not popular, saying that it is not popular, and his fame is actually not small.
It's just that at this time, his fame is indeed very different from that after filming "Wolf Warrior" in the future, especially after the second part.
No wonder he wants to shut up the microphone, if this kind of talk is heard by his fans, it is estimated that they will be very surprised! Is this still the martial arts star they know?