Chapter 108: The village bully goose has to take a detour when it meets me

Breakfast was a few small fish caught in the sea last night, stewed in a pot.

Seeing the fish soup as white as milk tumbling in the pot, Wu Hu asked Sister Hammer to roast a few plantains to make do, otherwise this little fish soup would not be enough for them to eat.

However, there are not many plantain left, and other alternatives need to be found.

After breakfast, everyone went to the beach, the coconut was gone, and it was necessary to pick some more, and when you went into the mountains to trap pheasants, you could use it as a thirst-quenching drink.

Wu Hu and Wolf Warrior Jing's tree climbing competition was held on the beach, and the goal was to climb a coconut tree more than 20 meters high at the same time, and whoever reached the top first would win.

Their competition has attracted the attention of many fans. The program team also took advantage of the situation to cut the picture of their game into the main live broadcast room.

Since these members will work on their own, the program team naturally chooses to push the boat with the current. The whole survival show is for traffic, who will be unable to get along with traffic!

Lao Hu and the others coaxed and cheered for the two.

The two of them casually picked a coconut tree with a coconut hanging on it, and when they saw that Wu Hu didn't prepare anything, he hung an axe on his waist, and Wolf Warrior Jing smiled and said: "Fat Tiger, if you don't prepare a rope sleeve to put on your feet, it will be very difficult to climb up, you should be like me......"

Wolf Warrior Jing showed off the figure-eight rope sleeve he had prepared. The rope sleeve is set on the sole of the foot, so that the sole of the foot is supported on the coconut tree in a figure of eight, and when the whole body weight is applied to the sole of the foot, the sole of the foot is equivalent to stepping on the rope sleeve and the coconut tree, which can be more labor-saving and safer.

Wu Hu smiled: "I don't need that, but Brother Jing, if you lose for a while, don't say that my young man doesn't talk about martial arts and bullies your old arms and legs." Why don't I let you two meters first? ”

Everyone laughed directly, and Lao Hu even coaxed: "Brother Jing, can you bear this?" ”

Milk Cha Lun 'ouch', "Brother Jing, the fat tiger is getting more and more inflated!" You can do it! If you can't do it, admit defeat! ”

Originally, I thought that Milk Cha Lun was cheering up Wolf Warrior Jing, but who thought that it was actually a mending knife.

Lao Hu Gonghuo, Milk Tea Lun mended the knife, and Wolf Warrior Jing was laughing, laughing very wolfly, and the strength of not admitting defeat was clearly written on his face, "Fat Tiger, let the horse come!" ”

Netizens in the live broadcast room, when they heard Wu Hu ridiculing Wolf Warrior Jing, some people thought Wu Hu was funny, but some people felt that Wu Hu was very rude and really inflated.

Finally, the game began under Lao Hu's 'start'.

Wu Hu watched the wolf warrior jump up the tree, his movements were indeed very fast, and there was a sense of lightness and vigor. After seeing the other party go up the tree, Wu Hu took a beat slower before starting, but his movements were more rapid than Wolf Warrior Jing.

Looking at his upward movement, his body was completely stretched, not like he was crawling at all, but more like a big cat leaping up, fast and fierce, and as steady as an old dog.

When I saw this scene, there were only two words left in the barrage in the live broadcast room: ''.

When Wolf Warrior Jing took the time to glance at Wu Hu's side, Wu Hu was already almost at the top, his mouth opened involuntarily, and then he hugged the tree with one hand and covered his face with the other.

Seeing this scene, both the people below and the audience in the live broadcast room all burst into laughter, "Brother Jing's expression is so cute!" ”

"Brother Jing: Let me die! No face! Fat Tiger misunderstands me! ”

"Brother Jing: Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing? ”

"Hahaha...... Silence for Brother Jing! But the fat tiger's action is simply not human, isn't he afraid of falling from the tree? ”

"Why do you think that the fat tiger is like a fat monkey, although I saw him climb trees yesterday, but the fat tiger at that time didn't have this speed."

"I have to admit that Brother Tiger deserves to be the strongest tree climber in our village!"

……

Lao Hu laughed at the bottom, "Brother Jing, it's okay, we don't laugh at you, haha......"

Yahuazi also opened her small mouth, and some couldn't believe that it was Wu Hu, after all, Wu Hu weighed so much, and the coconut had a feeling of being bent.

They are even worried that the coconut tree will be overwhelmed by Wu Hu's burden and will be broken.

But Wu Hu is not too worried, people who climb trees will have a very keen intuition about this kind of thing, but they will not be like some stupid rolls.

Wu Hu continued to climb up, and after climbing to the top, he took out the axe hanging behind his waist, grabbed the leaf rod at the bottom of the leaf with one hand, picked up the axe with the other, and slashed towards a hanging coconut.

Seeing that Wu Hu had already started to chop coconuts, Wolf Warrior Jing did not slide down, continued to climb up, and after climbing to the top, he pulled out the saber tied to his calf and cut the coconut.

After cutting off most of the coconuts on the tree, Wu Hu slid down the tree.

Old Hu gave Wu Hu a thumbs up, and then asked, "Fat Tiger, when did you learn this tree-climbing skill?" It's so fierce, I've never heard you say it before! ”

"Didn't I tell you everything, in our village, when I was a child, I was a little expert at climbing trees and climbing walls, but you don't believe it! I'm not blowing it to you. ”

Wu Hu raised his eyebrows, looking stunned.

“……”

Everyone is speechless, you blow every day, how do you know when you didn't blow!

Sitting on the ground, Wu Hu picked up a coconut, split it with an axe, opened it directly, and handed it to Lao Hu, "Come, let's drink some first, wait for Brother Jing." ”

Lao Hu casually handed the coconut to Yahuazi, and said with a smile: "You didn't see Brother Jing's expression just now, it is estimated that he had the mind to hit the tree at that time." But Fat Tiger, you do not speak of martial arts and virtues, and you are too much of a bully to the old man, haha......"

Tie Tie and Mei Na chuckled, Milk Cha Lun sat on the sand, and said with a smile: "Lao Hu, if you dare to say this in front of Brother Jing, I will obey you!" ”

"Brother Lun, I didn't expect you to be so bad, I want to see Brother Jing beat me!" Lao Hu didn't take the evil role of milk tea Lun, and as he spoke, he took the coconut handed by Wu Hu and handed it to Tie Tie, "Don't say it, Brother Jing may really be annoyed and angry for a while, you'd better not laugh!" ”

Yahuazi said speechlessly: "Lao Hu, you are the one who laughs the happiest here." ”

"Impossible! We are all professionally trained. ”

Wu Hu glanced at Lao Hu a little speechlessly, waiting for the wolf warrior to descend from the tree.

Not long after, Wolf Warrior Jing also got off the tree, he was not as reckless as Wu Hu, and when he cut coconuts with a saber, he only chose the big one.

After getting off the tree, Wolf Warrior Jing showed a smiling face, "Fat Tiger, it's up to you to pick coconuts in the future." Compared to you, I really am an old arm and an old leg. ”

Wolf Warrior Jing naturally knew that Wu Hu could climb this coconut tree so fast without the help of task tools, which showed that he was already very proficient in the use of that strange power. Therefore, he is not ready to test rock climbing, so as not to continue to be slapped in the face.

Wu Hu laughed and said, "Brother Jing, it's actually nothing to lose to me in this kind of thing like climbing a tree." It's not that I'm bragging to you, I think back then, I was in our village, and that was also an invincible opponent in the whole village. Walking in the village, even those village geese have to take a detour when they touch me. ”

These words made everyone laugh, and also made the netizens in the live broadcast room laugh.

"Fat Tiger, don't explain!"

"The gods and the village geese have to take a detour!"

"Village Bully Goose: Don't mention to me the plague-stricken tiger, it has a headache!"

"Haha......"

"People in the know came to break the news, Fat Tiger bragged again, thinking that back then, he was chased and bitten by several village tyrants in the village every day, crying dad and calling his mother, fart and urine, and his crotch pants were pecked off by those village tyrants, hahaha......"

"Wow! Really? This is the black history of Fat Tiger! ”

"Hahaha......"