Chapter 135: Unscrupulous Old Hu, Online Trick
I saw that the cake girl muttered and turned over, and one thigh was still a little indecently on the blanket, leaving Wu Hu with a wonderful back arc, and said a string of sticky words that made Wu Hu and Lao Hu a little confused when they heard it.
Seeing the two of them staring at each other with a look of 'what did she say', some netizens who know how to speak stick language laughed directly.
Wu Hu asked Wolf Warrior Jing, "Brother Jing, do you know what that means?" ”
Wolf Warrior Jing was stunned and looked at Milk Cha Lun.
Milk Cha Lun coughed lightly, "Don't look at me, Mandarin is the most hanging!" ”
Lao Hu also nodded, "Brother Lun is right, Mandarin is the most hanging." ”
Obviously, Lao Hu doesn't understand Bangbang language either.
"Is she scolding me?" Wu Hu muttered.
Then there was a series of 'hahaha' barrages in the live broadcast room.
Some netizens couldn't stand it and shouted: "Which brother, translate it!" ”
"Fat Tiger: Beauty, you're wetting the bed! Beauty: Nasty! People don't pee! ”
"No, no, it should be, Fat Tiger: Beauty, do you want to get up and pee? Beauty: If you don't pee, you don't pee, you don't pee......"
"Haha...... What the hell is this translation? ”
"That's not what this awesome girl means, is it? What kind of brother is telling the truth! ”
"Are you stupid, did Fat Tiger say anything just now? Do you dare to take this seriously? ”
"Hemp! Is this going to laugh at me? If you don't work hard, you will translate when you grow up! That's all you guys! ”
"People obviously say 'don't rob me of my barbecue', can you LSPs be a little moral? Don't just think about those disgusting things all day to disgust people. ”
The spoof translation of those netizens successfully triggered a scolding war.
Then the two of them, Milk Cha Lun and Lao Hu, who said 'Mandarin is the most hanging', were also implicated, because those LSPs used what these two said to scold the fans of the cake girl, saying that they were shepherd dogs, kneeling people who couldn't stand up after kneeling.
Wu Hu, who didn't know Bangbang language, pushed the soft fragrant shoulders of the cake girl again.
This time, the cake girl finally woke up, reached out and scratched her fluffy hair, and the appearance of the fascinated Dengden was cute with a little charm, which was very ticking.
That is, Wu Hu can't understand the stick language, if he knew that she was still eating barbecue in her dreams while sleeping, she would probably laugh, she was 'fat', it was not unreasonable!
The cake girl yawned and asked, "Oba, is there something wrong?" ”
Wu Hu coughed lightly and said, "Get up and eat supper, let's go to sleep after eating!" ”
When the cake girl heard this, her eyes widened, but she quickly came back to her senses, squinted and smiled: "Actually, you don't need to wake me up, I'm afraid that after eating, I won't be able to sleep." ”
Wu Hu smiled and said, "It's okay, I'll give you a foot massage in a while, you will be able to fall asleep soon, and by the way, I will also give Brother Lun a press." Brother Lun, you should have told me earlier. ”
Milk Cha Lun was stunned, glanced at Lao Hu, and then looked at Wolf Warrior Jing.
Wolf Warrior Jing nodded and said, "I said it, I asked Fat Tiger if there was a way to alleviate your symptoms, and you said it in front of the media before......"
Milk Cha Lun coughed lightly and said, "It's okay! Brother Jing, thank you! ”
Wu Hu coughed lightly and said, "Brother Lun, your guts are too fat!" You didn't even make it clear to me that you dared to ask me to press your back. ”
Milk Cha Lun smiled: "Speaking of which, I have really encountered it before, I didn't know it was a disease at first, and I thought it was overtired, so I went to have a massage, but after returning home, the condition not only did not improve, but became more serious." But I think your methods are very professional, and they fell asleep after a few presses from you, so I didn't tell you. ”
"Aren't you afraid that something will really go wrong?" Wu Hu was a little speechless.
Milk Cha Lun smiled: "If there is really something, I can't go home early!" ”
“……”
Wu Hu was speechless, while Wolf Warrior Jing and Lao Hu laughed. They think that it is really possible for Milk Cha Lun to do this, this guy is too individual.
Netizens in the live broadcast room also think that Milk Cha Lun may really think so.
The cake girl was confused on the side, and she couldn't understand what they were talking about at all.
Wu Hu came back to his senses, translated it briefly in English, and then apologized: "I'm very sorry, I forgot that you don't understand Chinese." After a pause, he asked again, "Were you dreaming just now?" It seems to have said something in a dream, but unfortunately we can't understand it. ”
When the cake girl heard this, she opened her mouth, widened her eyes, and finally covered her little face, looking like she wanted to dig a pit and bury herself.
Thinking about it, she must have thought back to the dream she had before.
When everyone saw this, they couldn't help but look at each other, and then they saw the cake girl raise her head and smile awkwardly, "I just dreamed that I was eating barbecue, and then Oba came to snatch my meat......"
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help laughing. This woman is really a foodie.
Wu Hu smiled and said, "That's right, get up and drink some fish soup!" ”
The cake girl got up, ran to the river and washed her face, Yahuazi and the others also came back, and Tietie Sister took a wooden spoon to scoop fish soup for everyone.
After washing her face, the cake girl quietly beckoned to Wu Hu outside the shelter.
Wu Hu walked out with a puzzled look, and the cake girl directly reached out and closed the wheat on Wu Hu's chest, and then said softly: "Oba, can you accompany me to the bathroom?" It's so dark in here and I'm a little scared......"
Wu Hu didn't know if she was really scared or fakely afraid, but since everyone had already made this request, he naturally couldn't refuse. So he turned off the small camera on his forehead and walked towards the toilet with the cake beater.
In the shelter, Mina looked at them casually, and said, "What are they doing here?" ”
Wolf Warrior Jing smiled: "What else can this do!" Go to the bathroom! ”
Lao Hu smiled: "When eating, let's not talk about those!" ”
Yahuazi quietly pursed her lips, wanting to say, 'That woman is really hypocritical', but in the end, she pretended to be nothing, held the coconut shell bowl, and drank the fish soup.
Milk Cha Lun looked at Sister Mina and said with a smile: "I hope Fat Tiger guessed correctly, the program team has a follow-up task!" Otherwise, this is not a small investment. ”
Lao Hu smiled and said: "You say, if this Miss Zhenying goes back to watch the show again and finds that Fat Tiger is so good to her because she wants to slap her, will she be angry?" ”
When the three girls heard this, they couldn't help but pause, and Sister Mina was inexperienced, so she snorted directly, laughed, and then lowered her head a little embarrassed.
When the three men saw this, they couldn't help but show a 'aunt smile' as if they were watching a good show, and they were basically sure that Sister Mina was interested in Fat Tiger.
Yahuazi blinked and said, "It seems that the name of Fat Tiger's 'deceptive paper' can't be removed." He said that the last time he fell out of love, it was because he cheated on his girlfriend! ”
Everyone looked up at each other and laughed.
Lao Hu smiled and said, "Why don't we wait for the fat tiger to come back, how about we scare him?" ”
Looking at Lao Hu's smile, everyone knows that this unscrupulous guy is ready to rectify again.
Wolf Warrior Jing asked with interest, "How scared?" ”
Yahuazi was also a little excited, looking at Lao Hu with burning eyes, as if hoping that Lao Hu could provide a reliable trick plan.
Seeing this, Sister Tietie felt a little uncomfortable, and whispered: "This is not good!" ”
Unfortunately, no one heard her objections, perhaps pretending not to hear them.
Lao Hu coughed lightly and said, "When he comes back in a while, let's tell him that the program team has informed us that there is no follow-up task for this activity, see what his expression is." ”
Wolf Warrior Jing laughed, "It is estimated that when Fat Tiger heard this, he had to scold Director Zhao again." ”
In the live broadcast room, when thousands of netizens heard this, they all smiled and 'sympathized' with Director Zhao.
Fortunately, at this time, Director Zhao has already gone to rest, or he is estimated to scold his mother, you said that you are just a fat tiger, can you not involve him too!
Yahuazi seemed to be very keen to see Wu Hu choking, nodding his head, looking a little excited, as if the invisible little devil behind him was holding his horns and dancing his claws.
Sister Mina opened her mouth, not knowing what to say.
Sister Hammer said, "Is this really good? If there was a task, and the program team really canceled the follow-up task after hearing this, then ......"
Lao Hu shook his head and said, "The program team can't be so doggy!" ”
Milk Cha Lun coughed lightly and said, "The problem is, if Fat Tiger hears this, loses the enthusiasm of the young lady, and turns around to make people unhappy, and the program team really has a follow-up task, will our efforts before fall short?" ”
Milk Cha Lun said very reasonably, and everyone couldn't help but nod in agreement.
The little devil behind Yahuazi also seemed to be depressed and put away his little excitement.
Lao Hu coughed lightly and said, "Judging from the impression that Fat Tiger gave me, Fat Tiger should not be this kind of person, he just has a little mouth damage." Do you want to make a bet with me? ”
Lao Hu said, glanced at Wolf Warrior Jing, and there was an intriguing meaning in his eyes, Wolf Warrior Jing was stunned, and gradually understood.
"Rebirth: The Great Age of Waves"
He felt that what Lao Hu passed on to him was that he could use this to test the character of Fat Tiger, whether he was really the kind of person who turned his face and was ruthless.
Wu Hu loves to brag, has a damaged mouth, and sometimes looks like he has no emotional intelligence. If you really turn your face with that awesome girl this time, it's not a loss of mouth, but a real lack of emotional intelligence.
Finally, everyone was finally persuaded by Lao Hu.
At this time, Wu Hu didn't expect that the unscrupulous old Hu would think of a way to rectify him.
He was squatting not far from the toilet, holding his cheeks and looking up at the starry sky. There seem to be no stars tonight, and even the moon seems to have taken refuge in a certain darkness. The sound of gurgling water and insects in the grass by the river was very quiet.
The voice of the cake beater came from the toilet not far away, "Oba, are you there?" ”
"Yes! I'm not leaving, don't worry! ”
After a while, Xi Suosuo's voice came, Wu Hu stood up, just in time to see the cake girl come out of the toilet and trot towards him.
"Don't run, be careful of wrestling!"
As she spoke, the woman kicked the stone, stumbled, and fell to the ground. Fortunately, Wu Hu looked at her, and before she fell to the ground, he stepped forward and copied her into his hand to avoid further intimate contact with the ground.