Chapter 143: Sissi, don't tarnish people's innocence out of thin air
"Oh no! Break the profit and die! You've got a problem for me! ”
Wu Hu looked like he had a headache and shook his head, "You are two completely different styles and temperaments, if you are a delicate red rose, then she is a pure white snow lotus." Do you know the snow lotus? They grow in the snow and ice, on the top of the high snow-capped mountains, and when they are in full bloom, they look holy, just like the white snow, not like the flowers of the world......"
"Wow! Is that what you think of her? It's so tall! ”
The exaggerated tone and expression peculiar to Kimchi Country came again, but looking at her expression, there didn't seem to be any displeasure, or secret.
Sure enough, she said again, "But I'm glad you compared me to a rose." ”
Roses represent love, don't they?
And the snow lotus represents the solitary high and holy, and does not eat the fireworks of the world.
The cake girl thought very wittily.
At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room was already laughing.
"If Fat Tiger had described Yahuazi like this before, I would have believed it. But now, Yahuazi's secondary two behavior after letting go of herself, where is there still a little bit of snow lotus temperament? ”
"Hahaha...... That's right! Now Yahuazi, where is there still a little bit of fairy energy? ”
"But Sissi is so cute now, I really want to take it away, what should I do?"
"Wash and sleep, everything in your dreams!"
"I also think that Fat Tiger is a teammate who brags about himself in front of foreign friends, you can see that he usually dislikes Yahuazi, this is definitely a lie."
"It's very fascinating, and the fairy sister is not ugly! Why does Fat Tiger dislike her? ”
"It's best to dislike it, so that the fairy sister is still mine."
"Are you thinking about farts upstairs? Sister Fairy is mine! ”
"I also feel a little confused, Fat Tiger is in the blessing and I don't know the blessing! If it were me, I would pinch their feet every day......"
"Upstairs actually wants to lick it!"
"Damn! It's a heavy taste again, can you LSPs stop a little? ”
"That's it! That footbasin chicken netizen, please be a little more restrained! ”
……
Fortunately, the cake girl didn't continue to ask Wu Hu whether he liked roses or snow lotus?
Otherwise, Wu Hu could only tell her, 'I'm still a two-hundred-pound child, why should I make a choice?' I must have all of them! ’
Not long after, the two came to the coast, and a speedboat was parked on the shore, and in addition to Xiao Zheng, who was driving the speedboat, there was another guest sitting on it.
When Wu Hu hugged the cake girl tightly, said goodbye to her, and sent her on the speedboat, he saw the guest's face.
Ouch! It turned out to be that 'Miss Ouch' Lee Ji-eun!
This kimchi country actress, Wu Hu is naturally no stranger, he has even seen the hotel she played, it is a ghost drama, and I felt very good when I first watched it.
Well, if you have the opportunity in the future, you can plagiarize it.
This kind of big heroine drama, whether it is Tietie or Mina, is competent, not to mention Yahuazi. But it's still unknown whether Yahuazi can watch the TV series!
In the fairy mother's plan for her, her goal has always been to come to the dock.
It's strange to say, many people can recognize the faces of the filmmakers behind the scenes, why can't the fairy mother see clearly? Do you really think those people will identify with an Asian face?
Wu Hu, who couldn't figure it out, could only tie his husband to the obsession of their generation with being recognized by the West. Or maybe the fairy mother wants her daughter to put on an international skin, so as to increase the value of Yahuazi. Of course, this does have some effect. The only unfriendly result is that Yahuazi's domestic film resources are getting less and less.
The big production doesn't look for her, the small production fairy mother still can't look down on it, this can't be up or down, and the blood of the tooth flower is thick enough, or I don't know what the lake will become.
Wu Hu nodded to the Miss Ouch to show his respect, and then waved goodbye to the cake girl. Xiao Zheng drove the speedboat and quickly turned around and left.
Looking at the speedboat in the sea breeze, Wu Hu let out a long breath, the 'bump ball between him and the cake girl in the past two days was completely unexpected.
The little physiological desire that was suppressed by this bad desert island life is now hooked up by this pure and desirable cake girl, what a bad collision!
Shaking his head, Wu Hu turned to leave, and halfway through, he felt that the direction of the wind had changed, and there was a feeling of gradual increase, and he understood that the celestial phenomena had begun to change.
So, he turned and walked back to the shore, and despite the discomfort in his hands, he picked up the four fish cages that were tied to the edge of the reef.
There are a few small seafood in the four small fish cages, two small fish that are less than the size of a palm, three small shrimps, and one crab...... After pouring them all into a fish basket, Wu Hu put the small fish cages into the woods on the shore and then went home.
But as soon as he returned to the shelter, Lao Hu teamed up with Wolf Warrior Jing and Milk Cha Lun to surround him, looking like he wanted to open three sessions.
"What is this for?" Wu Hu was speechless, "Hurry up and move the firewood outside to the shelter, the sky is getting darker and darker, the wind is also strong, and it may rain at night." ”
"Really?" Lao Hu asked, but he still obediently went to carry firewood, and he couldn't expect the fat tiger with his hands swollen into braised pig's hooves to carry it.
Because of this, the momentum of the previous three people uniting disappeared in an instant.
Seeing this, Yahuazi secretly pouted and scolded, "It's all unreliable!" ’
While slandering, she looked at Sister Mina, who was sitting in front of the stove and staring at the flames in the earthen stove in a daze, not knowing what she was thinking.
Wu Hu didn't notice them, and after putting down the fish basket, he walked towards the blast furnace and stretched out his hand to test the temperature of the furnace wall. At this time, the chimney of the blast furnace has been covered by a stone, and the ignition port at the bottom has also been blocked by stones and wet mud, and the temperature inside the furnace should still be quite high, and it is impossible to take out the pottery inside today.
Yahuazi walked over and asked Wu Hu in a low voice, "Fat Tiger, what's the matter with you and that Miss Zhenying?" Nana looked very sad when she saw you leave together just now. ”
Hearing this, Wu Hu was a little stunned, as if he didn't expect that Yahuazi would actually care about this...... It's not right.,Yahuazi is a very curious girl.,It's normal to be curious about this kind of thing.,The only thing that's not normal is that they're surviving on a desert island now!
But he can't ask this, lest he be forced to form a pair of CPs with Mina.
Of course, Mina is naturally very good, although in another world, this girl is always enthusiastic to send out the melons she grows, but after all, it is her in another world.
In this world, Mina is still a little girl, and she has not yet begun to transform into a melon farmer.
It's just that Wu Hu is still thinking that one day in the future, he will go to the country of kimchi, eat spicy tang with the cake girl, drill the grove, and talk about a few big businesses involving hundreds of millions!
If you tie up with Sister Mina as a CP now and fall in love on the show, will you still eat that spicy hot in the future? Do you still drill the grove? Big business is not yet discussed?
After judging the situation, Wu Hu shook his head and said, "What's the matter?" Isn't it because I taught her to swim and saved her once? Isn't it normal for her to be closer to me? Brother Jing and Sister Cai saved me at the beginning, and I also feel very kind in front of them! ”
Yahuazi looked at him with a face, "Fat Tiger, do you think I'm very foolish?" ”
"That can't ...... No, when did I fool you? Don't tarnish people's innocence out of thin air, I am a sincere person, and Lao Hu is an expert in fooling people. ”
Lao Hu's ears were pointy, and while carrying firewood, he smiled and said, "Fat Tiger, if you praise your brother like this, your brother won't help you." If you don't say one, two, three, four, or five today, don't blame your brothers for not helping you, you can do it yourself. ”
Milk Cha Lun hugged a few pieces of firewood and said with a smile: "Lao Hu, is that praising you?" ”
Lao Hu smiled shamelessly: "It's okay, I'll just praise it!" ”
Wolf Warrior Jing smiled: "Shameless! ”
Yahuazi put away her tiger face and asked with a smile, "You really didn't fall in love with someone at first sight?" I think Miss Zhenying is very good! He has a great figure, a cheerful and generous personality, and is very talented, and he is a top student! The offspring genes should not be bad......"
Wu Hu laughed directly and gave a thumbs up to Yahuazi, "Sissi, you are amazing!" It's all thought of future generations......"
Yahuazi laughed, "I usually have the Internet too, okay!" On the Internet, it is not often possible to see some boys speaking, saying that they have seen a beautiful girl, and at that moment, he has already thought about the name of the child and where he is in kindergarten. ”
In the live broadcast room, when they heard Yahuazi's words, netizens were happy and spoke one after another.
"Not only have I thought about this, but I have even thought about where to choose the cemetery!"
"I even figured out what my grandson's name was, since I met my fairy sister."
"Duck West Duck Thunder!"
"Pretty boy upstairs, please speak Mandarin, thank you!"
……
In the end, Yahuazi couldn't ask anything from Wu Hu.
Wu Hu came to the edge of the simple kitchen, at this time, the pot was boiling, it was the broken beehives that had been steamed before, although there was not much honey in it, but from the water vapor, there was still a trace of sweetness, that was the taste of happiness.
Wu Hu took a deep breath, "In this situation, I can't help but want to write a poem." ”
Tie Tiehu looked at him suspiciously, "You still make poetry?" Let's try reciting one. ”
Wu Hu coughed lightly, "It's simple, see how easy it is for me." ”
"Water in the pot
Goo Dong Goo Dong
Tumbling
Hints of sweetness
I couldn't help but burst into tears
Yes!
That's happiness bubbling......"
When everyone heard this, they laughed directly.
In the live broadcast room, thousands of netizens couldn't help but laugh and complain.
"Ouch! So wet! So wet! ”
"God's happiness is bubbling...... I know that Fat Tiger is not a serious person! ”
"Hahaha...... Who is forbidden to make poems! ”
"Damn! Can this also be called poetry? It's a shame of poetry! ”
"It's alright! At least the metaphor isn't quite vivid! Dog's head saves his life......"
"Yes, no! The long knife is out of its sheath, and it can't be contained, brother! ”
"Bury your allies!"
……
Yahuazi couldn't help but laugh and said, "Fat Tiger, don't spoil the poetry, okay?" ”
Wu Hu laughed and said in his heart: What a fuss! When you see those, pee, and fart poems in the future, you will understand how sunny and snowy my poems are.
Although the impact of that incident was not good, it was not entirely unhelpful when you think about it. At least, it has given netizens across the country a very significant boost in their self-confidence in literature and poetry. It single-handedly redefined the threshold of poetry, opened a national creative boom, and the enthusiasm for creation was unprecedentedly high, which can be described as of extraordinary significance......
Belch! I can't blow it anymore, forget it!
At this time, Mina said weakly, "I think it's not bad!" Although it is simple and straightforward, isn't the metaphor quite vivid? ”
Tie Tie nodded: "It's okay!" It should be at the level of the third grade of elementary school! ”
Wu Hu resisted the urge to roll his eyes, stretched out the pig's trotters, put it on Sister Mina's head and rubbed it, "Sister Meina still has vision, does her stomach still hurt?" ”
This sudden concern warmed Meina's sister's heart, and instantly resurrected her with full blood, her little face flushed, and she shook her head, "It doesn't hurt anymore." ”
"That's good!" Wu Hu nodded and said to Tie Tie: "Tie Tie, when you boil the fish soup for a while, add some safflower sorrel." Everyone drinks more honey water in the evening, now we don't lack that thing, there is no need to be too economical, and we will have a second physical examination next week. ”
Hearing the second physical examination, Tie Tie pursed his lower lip and nodded his head fiercely.
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