Chapter 182: Wu Hu was very angry, the program team was too much
Burst......
The bamboo spear enters the water and makes a splash.
Unfortunately, as soon as the bamboo spear entered the water, its power began to weaken rapidly.
Moreover, the refraction of the water also made Wu Hu's first spear easily missed.
But even so, it was still so frightened that the giant python under the water turned its head and left.
The bamboo spear in Wu Hu's left hand also shot out, although the accuracy of his left hand was poor, but because of the first spear as a reference, his spear grazed the python's waist and entered the water.
Although the power has weakened a lot, Wu Hu believes that as long as he can shoot, he will definitely be able to bring damage to this giant python. But just as Wu Hu pulled out two short spears from his backpack again, the giant python actually disappeared under the water.
After a closer look, I found that there was a hole in the stream.
There is no way around it, the only thing that can be done is to guard this hole.
But Wu Hu estimated that he might not have the patience of a giant python.
As for reaching into the hole to dig out the python like those snake catching experts, Wu Hu didn't dare, it would be too dangerous. Even if he has a rather out-of-the-way skill like [Snake Catcher] in his system panel, there is no guarantee that he will not be injured.
In the live broadcast room, some people saw the scene of Wu Hu shooting two spears, some were sighing for him missing the opportunity to hunt giant pythons, and some were complaining about Wu Hu's spear-throwing skills.
"When I watched the fat tiger throw a short spear before, there was no problem with the accurate head!"
"It should be caused by the refraction of water, Fat Tiger is a scumbag!"
"Scumbag? What kind of scumbag can be admitted to an undergraduate college? ”
"Don't look at the fat tiger of the embarrassment, the python is more flexible in the water than on land."
"Seriously, if I had encountered this scene, I guess my legs would have weakened. The fat tiger actually dared to rush up and attack it, wasn't he afraid that the giant python would turn his head and give him a bite? ”
"That giant python really wants to turn back, I guess the fat tiger can laugh stupidly!"
At this time, Yahuazi ran over, "How is it?" What do you think? What about the big snake? ”
Wu Hu shook his head, "Run, there is a hole at the bottom of the stream, it's black, do you see it?" That's where it got in, and I didn't even have time to catch its tail......"
“……”
Yakako was a little speechless.
At this time, in the live broadcast room, some LSPs have already started to drive with a hole in the bottom, and the black sentence began to soar, and the speed of the car was so fast that countless people felt that their faces were particularly car-turned, and they were caught off guard.
"Damn! You can drive on this broken road! The car skills are really amazing! ”
"Overtube, someone is racing and the speed is about to fly, so don't care?"
"The wheels of the car are all rolled over my face, and my face is full of prints!"
"Fat Tiger, what kind of adjective is this, I can't bear to look at it directly!"
"People describe it right! There's a hole in there, and it looks so dark! Some people think crookedly and always make excuses for others. ”
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At this time, Yakako looked at the hole, and then turned to look at the wild deer not far away. The wild deer had lost its voice at this time, and its godless eyes made Yahuazi feel a little unbearable in her heart, it was the desire for life, and fear......
Wu Hu sat down on the stream, Yahuazi reached out and patted his broad shoulder, and said with a smile: "Run, run!" Actually, if I do catch it alive, I will have a headache, how will I get it back to the beach? It's too far away! And the sum of these two prey is two hundred catties, to say the least! The python is alive again, and it is even more difficult to carry, what if it suddenly bites you halfway through? ”
Wu Hu laughed and said: "Before, you also laughed at those who met beautiful girls and even thought about the child's name and where to go to kindergarten. I didn't expect the clown to be myself! ”
"You're the clown!" Yahuazi snorted gently, "People comfort you!" You came to laugh at others, it's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, you don't know the hearts of good people! ”
Wu Hu shook his head, and finally said, "You say, the luck of the two of us, is it good or bad?" Say it's okay! But the giant python giving up its prey and escaping can be encountered by us, which is simply outrageous, and it is outrageous to open the door and reach home. But it's bad luck! We clearly picked up a 180-pound wild deer for nothing. ”
A group of netizens, like Yahuazi, were a little stunned when they heard this.
Then I heard Yahuazi say, "Of course it's good luck!" But the important thing for now is, should we send this wild deer back to the beach now, or do we find a place to hide it first, and then bring it back to weigh it together in the afternoon? ”
"Of course, I'll send it back first! There's a python here! Find a place to hide, and it will inevitably be found again, and it will not be in vain when the time comes......"
Wu Hu paused, his eyes lit up, and he slapped his thigh, "We can fish!" ”
"Fishing? Back to the beach? "Yahuazi has a small question mark on the door of her head.
Wu Hu snorted and became happy, "This fishing is not another fishing, let's throw this wild deer here as bait, just catch that giant python out, and wait for it to swallow the wild deer......"
As soon as this was said, Yahuazi instantly understood in seconds, and nodded her head.
In the live broadcast room, countless netizens complained, "Fat Tiger's snake hunting heart is not dead!" ”
"If it were me, I wouldn't be reconciled! Moreover, if he really wants to be successfully fished, then this time the champion must be their second group, this is strength! ”
"It's just luck!"
"Fat Tiger: No! You can say I'm unlucky, but you can't say I'm not good! ”
"Hahaha......"
……
Just do it, Wu Hu doesn't care if this wild deer is put here, whether it will be taken away by other beasts, it is estimated that the only one who can take it away on this island is the giant python.
"Let's go! Let's move on and come back quietly in ten minutes. ”
Yahuazi didn't know what to say, so she didn't say anything. In this way, the two of them continued to move along the stream, picking wild vegetables and fruits that had not been plagued.
At this time, the program team is eager to install a few monitoring probes here.
In this way, even if the giant python does not haunt, there will be no shortage of people waiting.
Although it is impossible to install a monitoring probe, it does not replace that they have no means, so they directly sent a drone to cut the picture here into the main live broadcast room.
Then, many people stayed in this main live broadcast room and watched the scenery.
Ten minutes later, everyone saw Wu Hu's figure, and he quietly lurked back, shrinking his head behind a big rock, looking like a thief. The cautious appearance of fighting with the air made countless netizens in the live broadcast room laugh.
Soon, Wu Hu found that the wild deer lying on the beach was still not interested.
After two or three times like this, Wu Hu himself was annoyed, and even the netizens in the live broadcast room felt that Wu Hu was stunned and wasted time on this.
Of course, they actually wasted their time on this, they kept guarding this live broadcast room and didn't leave, just to see if the python would come back.
At this time, the other groups have already had their own harvest, although not the big prey.
Many netizens are estimating that the points of the other groups have caught up with the second group, and even the points of the six groups of Internet celebrities may have been exceeded. Because they have already hunted three hares and two pheasants, and the harvest is full.
Until noon, Wu Hu and Yahuazi only picked a snake bag of wild vegetables and wild fruits, and there were almost no animals. Yahuazi's bow hasn't been opened for a long time, and her hands are a little itchy.
"Fat Tiger, let's stop tossing around here, let's keep going! When the sun turns west, let's come back and carry the deer back, the points are not too small, we have to get back to the beach before sunset, and we have to go back in the evening! ”
Although Wu Hu was a little disappointed, he also nodded and did not continue to fight.
"Find a place for lunch! Many of them haven't eaten a boxed lunch! I don't know if their boxed lunches are rich or not......"
The lunch box has always been placed in the backpack, and the short spear is inserted in the backpack so that it can always follow Wu Hu. Where Wu Hu was in the mood to watch a boxed lunch, so neither of them was clear.
The two found a shady place on the edge of the stream, put down their backpacks, took out the lunch box in a plastic bag, and slowly opened the lunch box with anticipation.
At this time, in the live broadcast room, many netizens are also paying attention to them, as if they are also looking forward to what the lunch is in the lunch box.
As a result, as soon as he opened the lunch box, Wu Hu was directly speechless, and Wu Hu, who did not give up, carefully pulled a few times in the small square containing lychee meat with a fast child. Yahuazi was also a little stunned, and then opened the lunch box in her hand, and the result was the same.
Seeing some of the circumstances, Wu Hu couldn't help it, and looked at the camera, with a look of 'mourning is greater than heart death,' you deceive people too much,' tired, don't do it, destroy it, and complained indignantly: "Program team, there is no meat in the lychee meat; Sweet and sour pork ribs, you really pick the bones and don't give the meat; Give a fish head for fried hairtail, and what's more, you actually deduct all the fish eyes. I asked, "Is this a human thing?" That's how you deduct your employees' food expenses? Or are you just targeting us on purpose? ”
Originally, there was laughter in the live broadcast room at the beginning, and I felt that the program team must have known that they were going to exchange lunch boxes with Xiao Zhou Xiaozhao today, so they deliberately rectified them.
But as they listened, they suddenly felt that this was too much! It's just one, and if all three meat dishes are done like this, it really looks like a deliberate target.
"This time the program team is indeed a bit excessive, although the amount of rice given is very large, but this dish is ...... What the hell, just take a sip? It's really not a human thing. ”
"I also think that the program team is deliberately fattening them, if only one box lunch is like this, then that's it, two box lunches are like this, it's too much."
"That's it, haven't you seen how thin our family Sissi has become? Finally, there was a chance to improve the food, and Bai was happy. Poor Sissi! ”
"Not only is it happy in vain, but it's even a little sad, the program team has passed this time."
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Yahuazi's mood was also a little messy, but seeing that Wu Hu was so indignant, Yahuazi patted him on the shoulder and comforted, "At least there is white rice, and a dish of green vegetables and braised eggplant, isn't it?" Speaking of which, it's still a combination of three meat and two vegetables! ”
After a pause, Yahuazi said again: "And speaking of which, this matter is also our own violation first, and we insist on exchanging lunch boxes with Xiao Zhou and Xiao Zhao......"
Wu Hu shook his head and said, "Even if we violate the rules, they don't want to exchange with us!" Since you choose to change, you have to be honest. It's not impossible to trick up, but it can't be too much. As long as you are not a fool, you can see at a glance that it is an act against us, and it is simply rubbish, and I don't know which fool came up with it. ”
Yakako was stunned for a moment, and finally laughed, "But you're still angry, and everything works, doesn't it?" Come to think of it, that's what they're for! ”
Wu Hu shook his head, "I'm indeed a little angry, but this is not the cleverness of countermeasures. Just like when we scold someone, we can always easily provoke the other party by pointing directly at their ancestors, but can we say that this kind of scolding is very clever? ”
Yahuazi opened her mouth, not knowing how to say it, it seems to make some sense!
Wu Hu continued: "This kind of targeting method is too simple and crude, and at a glance, you can know that it is deliberately targeting us, which feels very boring. Although we have been fighting wits and courage with the program team, we have always seen through it and not said it, and we will leave some leeway for each other. I am angry, not because the other party is playing tricks on us, but because the other party is taking advantage of the rules and convenience, unscrupulously, and leaving no room for error. I don't know if this idea was thought by Director Zhao, if it is, then I really want to despise Director Zhao. Director Zhao, this countermeasure of yours, Lo exploded! ”
The atmosphere in the live broadcast room was brought up by Wu Hu at once, and they all said that Wu Hu's opinion was not wrong, and this time the method was really Lo, and even made people feel disgusting.
Wu Hu is actually right, the second group has been fighting wits and courage with the program team, and before letting the second group have pets for 200,000, the program team is slightly better.
But the program team lost money in the name of all the members of the second group, which is a very clever means, which makes people unable to say that at the same time, they have to do what they think, this is Yangmou.
The members of the second group can only despise the wealth of the program group, but they will not refuse such a means, and they can't even say about moral kidnapping, they can only talk about it by others.
Netizens who watched the live broadcast would only find it interesting, not too much.
Wu Hu poured water into the wild vegetables and walked the crooked ramp, and the program team directly punished him, which also made people speechless. After all, although Wu Hu's operation is very angry, he is indeed cheating, putting an end to cheating, and punishing him, which everyone can accept, and even applaud.
But people use more than two catties of snake meat for two box lunches, and you are still doing tricks in the box lunches, which is a bit unbearable, and it is quite petty.
If you want to simply not change it, since you have changed, then talk about some credit.
Now, what's going on?
In the live broadcast room, countless netizens are denouncing the dog planners of the program group.
The members of the planning team feel that they are very wronged, this is not their pot!
In the face of the surging crowd in the live broadcast room, Director Zhao looked at a group of planning dogs in the planning group with a pale face, knocking on the table, "Who came up with such a stupid idea?" ”
A group of bitter planning dogs shook their heads, and Xiao Lin, the leader of the planning team, got up and said, "Director Zhao, this matter is really not about our planning team. Although sometimes we deliberately do some planning against the fat tiger, but how can we do this kind of small means? Fat Tiger's popularity is the highest among all amateurs, and even surpasses some celebrities. The second group fought with us, he was the leader, such a variety show guy, we were too late to be happy, how could he use such low-level means to make him disgusted with us? ”
Director Zhao sighed, knocked on the table, and said to the assistant next to him: "Find out for me about this, whose stupid idea it was?" Sabotage our plans ......"
The assistant left in response, and Xiao Lin, the leader of the planning team, said: "Director Zhao, what matters now is how to appease the fat tiger, if he really thinks that this is Director Zhao's idea, and has a grudge against Director Zhao, he will not cooperate with us in the future......"
Without the cooperation of the contestants, the fun of the show will definitely be reduced a lot.
Therefore, how to appease the angry and disappointed fat tiger is necessary.
Director Zhao nodded and said, "You all help think about it, think of a way to do both, so that the second group can't get too many resources, and still appease him." ”
When a group of planning dogs heard this, you look at me, I look at you, and couldn't help sighing.
Someone else's shit at will, but they want to shovel it, what a fuck!