Chapter 188: Interview, release, temptation from the program team
At this time, the giant python had already been released, in the small tree on the edge of the beach, but the rattan sleeve on its head was still entangled, after all, they had not left yet, and it would be too wronged if they were accidentally ambushed by this big guy.
The creature probably knew that he hadn't removed the contents of his head, and that he still had a wild deer in his belly, so he snuggled motionless in a patch of grass.
If it weren't for the fact that its belly still bulges from time to time, I would have thought it was dead!
When the host Hu Xiaotian saw this, he handed the mobile phone to Wu Hu, and then ran to the giant python and picked up its head, but unfortunately there was a rattan sleeve on the head, which was a little too ugly. So Wu Hu smiled and asked, "Brother Tian, why don't I take off the rattan cover?" ”
Hu Xiaotian glanced at the big snake and quickly shook his head, "No, no, this is good, don't say it, this rattan set looks quite handsome!" Fat Tiger, your bondage skills are very good! ”
“……”
Xiao Zhou and Xiao Zhao laughed directly.
Yahuazi looked innocent, as if asking: What's so funny about this?
Wu Hu took pictures while silently giving Hu Xiaotian a thumbs up. I didn't expect this host to dare to drag racing in public, super brave! Admire, admire!
In the live broadcast room, someone laughed and said: "Program group, I want to report, Xiaohu is racing in the show, bringing bad little pot friends, you don't care?" ”
"I propose to deduct 200 yuan from the salary......"
"Deduction of wages? Are you the devil? Seconded the deduction of two hundred! ”
"Poof, haha...... Seconded +1"
"By the way, what kind of car did Xiaohu drive? I don't understand! ”
"You understand everything you understand, you don't understand what you don't understand, don't ask, the interests are too big, it's not good for you to say it, I can only say that the water is very deep, and the information on the Internet has been deleted. So I can only say that I understand everything, and I can't do anything if I don't understand......"
"Haha......"
“……”
After helping Hu Xiaotian Kaka take a photo, Hu Xiaotian beckoned Wu Hu's tooth flower to sit down next to the giant python, "Let's do a simple interview, they will move the wild boar back to the boat, and we will have to release it before we can leave." ”
Wu Hu and Yahuazi both nodded, and Yahuazi asked, "Then are we going to return to the group directly at night?" How do we solve it for dinner? ”
Hu Xiaotian nodded and said, "We will send someone to send you back in the evening." We'll serve you dinner too, but it's just a simple set meal, ready on the plane, and you can eat it when you get there. ”
As he spoke, he glanced at the two of them and said with a smile, "Is there anything else you want to ask?" If not, I'll start interviewing you. ”
Yahuazi glanced at Wu Hu, nodded and said, "You ask!" ”
Hu Xiaotian smiled and said: "Then let me ask Sissi first, if you are given another chance to choose, will you still choose to participate in this hunting activity?" ”
Yahuazi glanced at Wu Hu, tilted his head and thought for a moment, nodded and said, "Yes!" Although the process was a bit tiring, compared to the fat tiger, I was the most relaxed. I only caught a rabbit, and then I picked up some conch and shellfish, and picked some wild vegetables and fruits. When I was hunting the boar, my bow and arrows didn't hurt it at all, and even hiding behind it to play support didn't help much. This is especially true when it comes to catching this python. ”
Yahuazi said, patting the back of the giant python in front of him, the python raised his head with some dissatisfaction, and stretched his head in the direction where Yahuazi was.
As a result, when his head was halfway out, he was slapped back by Wu Hu.
Wu Hu coughed lightly and said, "When Qian Qian said this, she was actually modest. On the surface, it seems to be exactly what she says it is. But if she hadn't come, but Lao Hu or Brother Jing had come, we would probably not have looked for it along that stream. The main reason why I decided to walk along that stream was that it was easier to walk. Although there are many wild vegetables along the stream, there is not a single wild mushroom and not many wild fruits......
Hu Xiaotian bowed slightly, and some people in the live broadcast room were also nodding, because the wild mango tree found by the three groups of Zhao Niefeng and Chang Wei was not on the edge of the water source.
If it's a boy together, they don't think about where to walk, but where there will be wild fruits, or where there will be wild beasts. Of course, finding the water source and looking for it along the water source is also a chance to encounter a beast, and the probability is not low.
In fact, most people don't quite agree with Wu Hu's words, because in the wild, following the water source is the wisest choice.
But the voice of their rebuttal, Wu Hu, they couldn't see it at all.
And Hu Xiaotian and Fat Tiger have said so, can he refute it? Maybe the fat tiger wants to give Liu Qianqian a little face? If he refutes, isn't he slapping them in the face?
So Hu Xiaotian took the opportunity to ask Wu Hu, "I saw that when you were hunting that wild boar, you looked calm, did you actually have a good idea?" ”
Wu Hu shook his head, nodded again, and said, "Actually, at the beginning, I thought that if the bamboo spear couldn't shoot through the wild boar skin, I would carry the axe and crack it." When I was a child, I saw people kill pigs in my hometown, and it didn't look too difficult, and wild boars had two more fangs at most, and I was afraid that I couldn't do it? ”
Hu Xiaotian was a little stunned, and instinctively asked: "Really?" ”
"Haha...... Of course it's fake, but I'm actually cheering myself up. I couldn't show my fear and fear in front of Sissi, lest she be worried. In fact, I am learning from the great men, despising the enemy strategically and valuing the opponent tactically. But when my spear hurt the boar, I was no longer afraid of it. ”
Hu Xiaotian smiled, looked at the tooth flower, and teased: "It seems that Fat Tiger, you are quite good at taking care of girls!" Usually a delicate boy, right? ”
"It's not delicate! Sometimes a lot of details are overlooked. ”
Hu Xiaotian asked again: "Tell me what you thought when you caught this giant python!" If you think normally, many people would choose to kill it, which would be much easier. ”
Wu Hu nodded and said: "I did think about killing it, the first time I touched it, it ran away, and when I caught up, I wanted to kill it." ”
After a pause, Wu Hu said again: "But if you think about it carefully, it's easy to kill it, but if I can capture it alive, wouldn't it be equivalent to killing one more giant python?" And it's a giant python that swallowed a wild deer, how to calculate the account here, there must be many people who are better than me. ”
"But aren't you afraid of accidents?" Hu Xiaotian asked again.
Wu Hu shook his head and said confidently: "When this giant python chooses to swallow that wild deer, for me, it can't cause me any surprises. I've actually tested its attack range, its body is almost fixed there, the length between the waist and the head is its attack range, and it is the largest attack range, almost two meters or so. I just need to stay two meters away from its waist. ”
Hearing Wu Hu say this, all the netizens in the live broadcast room were stunned.
Wu Hu continued: "Moreover, I don't know if you have noticed, every time I provoke it, I go around behind it, so that it will take a certain amount of time when it reverses, and when I master its attack distance, attack speed, and final attack time, it will not be dangerous to me." ”
Hu Xiaotian gave Wu Hu a thumbs up, "Many people think that you are stupid and bold, but I actually think so too, haha...... Now I know that we are all wrong, you are a shrewd hunter, and this giant python has not been wronged. ”
Soon, the interview ended.
Wu Hu untied the rattan sleeve wrapped around the giant python's head.
When he pressed the python's head with a bamboo stick and gently let go of the python, the guy directly raised his head and gave Wu Hu a big mouth.
As a result, he was lightly knocked on the lips by the bamboo stick in Wu Hu's hand, and he was obedient in an instant.
Seeing the python's seemingly a bit stupid look, countless netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing.
"Why don't you remember it like that! They were all captured alive, and they weren't good enough! ”
"Monty Python: It's numb, it's useless to sneak attack, it's gone!"
"Hahaha...... How does this python give me a stupid and cute feeling! ”
"Monty Python: Hemp, hit me again! I've just been tied up for too long, so it's not too much to move the muscles in my mouth and neck! ”
"This giant python lost unjustly, it was all killed by the fat tiger, this is crushed in all directions!"
"I always felt stupid when I watched Fat Tiger before, but now I have a feeling of not knowing it!"
"I've always suspected that Fat Tiger is bragging, including this time!"
"That's it, he caught it anyway, he can blow it however he wants!"
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Walking back to the section of the speedboat, Hu Xiaotian turned off the wheat and motioned for the fat tiger and Yahuazi to turn off the wheat as well. Then, Hu Xiaotian apologized to Fat Tiger and Yahuazi.
"At noon, your lunch box was tampered with, and the one who did it was one of the chefs in charge of everyone's diet. This is a private act, the purpose is to answer you, that person is one of Sissi's black fans, and he hates the two of you, including the two of you. ”
“……”
Wu Hu was a little speechless when he heard this, and looked at his teeth, as if to say: Look at your black physique!
Yahuazi shrugged her shoulders and seemed to respond: Blame me!
Hu Xiaotian said with a smile: "Director Zhao was very angry and fired the chef directly. He thinks you're right, you guys are fighting wits and courage with the program team, Director Zhao is actually enjoying it, and he will never use this kind of untechnical means to disgust people......"
"Expulsion? It doesn't have to be so serious! ”
Wu Hu was a little weak-hearted, and felt that Director Zhao did this a bit deliberately to make them owe favors, so if the program team did something excessive, how would they take it?
As for whether the matter is really as Hu Xiaotian said, Wu Hu feels that there should be no need for the other party to lie about such a trivial matter. And that kind of petty family style is indeed not in line with Director Zhao's heroic image when he spends a lot of money.
Hu Xiaotian shook his head and said, "Director Zhao is killing chickens and making an example of monkeys!" If anyone can meddle in his plans with impunity, then where is his authority as the chief director? What's more, that guy dares to meddle in the show at will because of his personal preferences, this kind of behavior must not be tolerated, otherwise there will be a second time. ”
Wu Hu was a little stunned, feeling that he was indeed a little stupid and sweet, as a bald reservist in this life, he didn't know much about office struggles. In his previous life, as a member of the ordinary social animals, he also knew nothing about the high-end office struggle.
It is indeed difficult to be like these veterans, who can write a big article by seizing a little opportunity at will, not only eliminating the unstable factors in the team and establishing their authority, but also making Wu Hu and them owe favors.
It's like killing three birds with one stone!
Even if they already knew that Lao Zhao did it at this time, it was not all for them, but they had to remember this favor, otherwise in the eyes of outsiders, they would be white-eyed wolves.
Because in the eyes of outsiders, Lao Zhao did this to appease Wu Hu and Liu Qianqian. Of course, Wu Hu can go to the side a little, and Liu Qianqian is the most important.
But the truth is that it was Wu Hu who was more angry about this matter.
Yahuazi's mentality is actually very good, although she was also angry at the time, but when she saw Wu Hu angry, she comforted Wu Hu instead.
After returning to the speedboat, the three of them took the initiative to stop the topic, mainly because the sound of the speedboat and the sound of the wind made it very inconvenient to speak.
It didn't take long for the group to return to the place where the helicopter had been parked.
After some registration, everyone boarded the plane.
Before boarding, Hu Xiaotian asked Wu Hu for the lunch box they had hidden in their backpack, which made Wu Hu speechless for a while, just two lunch boxes, what a rarity!
After boarding the plane, all 12 contestants were in place, all with smiles on their faces.
Wang Baobao waved his hand at Wu Hu and asked with a grin; "Fat Tiger, how did you get it?"
Wu Hu smiled: "That must be the first!" We've won three championships in a row in both groups, and we definitely can't lose to you this time! ”
The mountain chariot of the sixth group smiled: "Then this time it may not be, our group hunted a wild deer and a big fish, and there is not much to say about other bits and pieces." ”
Wang Baobao nodded and said, "The three groups of Brother Zhao and Viagra also found a wild mango over there!" Although we didn't hunt any big animals here, we caught quite a few hares and pheasants, so what did your two groups catch? ”
Wu Hu looked at Wu Yue in the fourth group and Yan Zu in the fifth group, Yan Zu smiled and said: "Don't look at us, our harvest is actually not big, it is decent, and it is not as good as them." ”
Yahuazi smiled with a pretty face, and Wu Hu smiled: "It seems that everyone's harvest is good this time!" But if I say I caught a python, you're going to call me bragging! ”
Wu Hu found a place to sit down, and said with a smile: "It's not that I blow it to you, we not only caught a giant python, but also a giant python with a big belly......"
Seeing Wu Hu say this, everyone kept smiling, and then asked him with a smile what the giant python looked like and why it had a big belly? Is it pregnant or eating something?
Looking at their appearance, it is obvious that they have a look of 'you continue to blow'.
In the live broadcast room, thousands of netizens saw Wu Hu blowing water with a group of celebrities there, and they felt that Fat Tiger was really bad, and he took the real thing as a joke, and his acting skills were very exaggerated, which made everyone think that he was really deceiving people, and this scene was a bit funny.
Some netizens ridiculed, "Fat Tiger's acting skills are really exaggerated, a little spicy!" ”
"That's it, he still wants to play the male lead! Obviously there is no b number! ”
"The problem is, what Fat Tiger said is the truth, but his exaggerated expression makes everyone mistakenly think that he is joking, can't Fat Tiger be serious?"
"If the fat tiger can stand up, is it still a fat tiger?"
"Anyway, why did Fat Tiger do this? Are you still afraid that everyone will know how powerful he is? ”
"This is obviously a large-scale installation failure site! wanted to pretend to compare, but everyone didn't believe it, and the more he didn't believe it, the more he wanted everyone to believe it. The result is exaggerated, what can he do? ”
"Fat Tiger: Blame me!"
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Fortunately, at this time, Hu Xiaotian walked in, and at the same time, someone pushed the dining cart in, and Wu Hu's boasting behavior was finally ended.
Hu Xiaotian still had a list in his hand and said with a smile: "In view of everyone's good harvest this time, and there are quite a lot of points, the temporary team of the program added something to the exchange list, and the other list has been handed over to your teammates, and you can see it when you go back." I have the ones that I added later, so you can take them back and discuss them with your teammates. ”
Yahuazi put her head in front of Wu Hu, and Wu Hu moved the list in front of her.
Then, Yahuazi's eyes lit up directly.
"Spa spa, luxury cuisine, resort ...... The program team is kind? ”
"Kindness? Oh, do you think that the merchant is doing event promotion, is it showing kindness? Wu Hu looked at the girl a little speechlessly, "People want us to spend money!" ”
Hu Xiaotian smiled: "Although the ultimate goal is indeed to consume everyone's points, these items are definitely worth the price, you take a closer look." ”
Wu Hu scolded with a smile: "Just think of a way to pit our points!" ”
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help laughing.
Wang Baobao complained: "Who can afford these luxury projects?" ”
Hu Xiaotian smiled: "Everything is voluntary, as for who can afford it?" This kind of luxury package is specially prepared for some large point holders. As for which group can be regarded as a big scorer, I won't say it, you should be able to know whether you are or not. ”
As he spoke, he glanced at Wu Hu and Yahuazi without a trace, and continued: "After you go back, you will discuss it first, and decide to hand it over to the program team tomorrow night." ”
After Hu Xiaotian finished speaking, he motioned to the staff to give everyone dinner.
The contestants in each group held the list and observed the expressions of the other group members.
Yahuazi bit the nails of her fingers, and faced the temptation of the program team, a little tangled.
Wu Hu took the lunch box handed over by the staff and handed it to Yahuazi, "Don't get entangled there, eat now, and discuss with Brother Jing and them tomorrow how to choose." ”
Wu Yue said curiously: "Fat Tiger, which one are you going to choose for this project?" ”
Wu Hu said with a smile: "I want to choose a big meal, but the girls in the group probably want to choose the spa, judging from our points, how can we choose him, one, two, three, four!" ”
Hearing this 'one, two, three, four', Wang Baobao smiled and said: "You didn't say it!" ”
When everyone heard this, they also laughed, "Eat and eat......"
Wu Hu thought to himself: I really didn't lie to you! One, two, three, four, four, we can really choose! Why doesn't anyone want to believe me? You don't think I'm bragging, do you?