Chapter 313 Yi Zhonghai, Jia Zhang's little thing
Qinjiazhuang is dozens of miles away from Nanluoguxiang, in order to be able to pick up Qin Huiru before the auspicious time, Jia Dongxu put his legs short.
In fact, he doesn't have to work so hard, as long as Liu Guangqi is willing, he can take his father-in-law's family to the city and marry Qin Huiru from his own family, which is both decent and trouble-free. But how could Liu Guangqi be cheap to Jia Dongxu, he wished that Jia Dongxu would break his leg on the road. and think about the beauty of him.
"Pillar, how are the things prepared, today is Dongxu's big day, although the two of you are a little conflicted, but you can't make a mess today, it's all a courtyard."
Not long after Jia Dongxu set off, Yi Zhonghai began to set up a banquet for Jia Dongxu, and the banquet was naturally the work of the stupid pillar, although the stupid pillar was reluctant, but under the persuasion of Yi Zhonghai and an aunt, he still took over the job.
Yi Zhonghai also knew that it was not suitable, after all, Silly Zhu also liked Qin Huiru, and the two had a fight because of this, but there was no way, they had to save money, and it would cost a lot of money to call a cook outside. When Jia Dongxu got married, he not only cleaned up his family, but even he posted hundreds of them.
"What are you preparing, Uncle Yi, you tell me not to make a mistake, you can see for yourself what their old Jia's family is doing, a table of banquets will give five yuan, what do you let me do." I can't even buy all the food, and if it were to the standard you said, I'd have to pour money into it."
As soon as Silly Zhu heard Yi Zhonghai's words, he directly threw the things in his hand on the table.
"Five bucks? How can it be? What I discussed with Dongxu was twelve yuan per table. Five tables and sixty."
Yi Zhonghai was taken aback when he heard this.
"Then I don't know, anyway, Aunt Zhang gave me twenty-five, if you have any questions, you can ask her yourself, anyway, I will cook as many dishes as I have." I don't care if I have enough to eat."
Silly Zhu waved his hand and threw things on the stove and walked towards the house, went to buy vegetables early in the morning, and held his stomach, Jia Dongxu got married, he was tired like a dog, why. It's better to sleep than to have this kung fu.
"This Jia Zhang really doesn't know the severity."
After listening to Silly Zhu's words, Yi Zhonghai immediately understood what was going on, good guy, your son and I have contributed money and effort, you don't care about anything as a mother, you still dare to be corrupt, just be greedy for one or two yuan, you are actually greedy for more than half, what is the five yuan for the table banquet, do you want to invite guests to eat vegan fasting.
Then these neighbors must not poke their crest bones off when they turn back. Thinking of this, a stream of blood surged directly into Yi Zhonghai's head, and he pulled his legs and walked towards Jia Dongxu's house, he had to ask this Jia Zhang what he wanted to do today.
"Jia Zhang..."
Because he was angry, Yi Zhonghai didn't knock on the door and walked in directly, but he happened to bump into Jia Zhang's changing clothes.
Looking at Jia Zhang's white pork belly, Yi Zhonghai was directly stunned in place, although this body is a little fat, but she is also someone else's daughter-in-law, besides, Jia Zhang's has not done any heavy work on weekdays, and the skin maintenance is not bad, Yi Zhonghai looked at it twice, and then he was caught by Jia Zhang.
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"Look at it, you are not serious, how old you are, you are not afraid of long needle eyes, and you don't know how to knock when you enter the door."
Seeing Yi Zhonghai's straight eyes, Jia Zhangshi hurriedly put his clothes on himself, picked up a thread ball and threw it towards Yi Zhonghai.
"Eh, I'm sorry, old sister-in-law. I really didn't know you were changing clothes, why didn't you lock the door when you changed clothes."
"Who knows if you don't knock on the door, and besides, I change clothes in my room and lock the door."
was smashed by Jia Zhang's like this, Yi Zhonghai also came back to his senses, and quickly turned around and wanted to run out, but he stopped when he thought of being embezzled by Jia Zhang's more than 30 yuan.
"You're not serious, you dare to take advantage of me. You're still the master of the hospital."
Taking advantage of Yi Zhonghai's kung fu, Jia Zhang's three strokes and five divided by two to change the new clothes that Jia Dongxu had prepared for her, and then directly rushed towards Yi Zhonghai, ten
Like a carrot, his fingers scratched Yi Zhonghai's face.
"What did you do, I said I didn't mean it."
In the face of Jia Zhang's attack, Yi Zhonghai directly protected his face and fled in this small bedroom, not that Yi Zhonghai didn't want to go out, but as soon as he went out, this matter would definitely be exposed, and the people in the courtyard might not know how to arrange him at that time. So he had to settle the matter in this room.
"You still dare to touch me. I'll fight with you, you old and unscrupulous."
In a panic, Yi Zhonghai may have accidentally pressed a hand on Jia Zhang's chest. Seeing Yi Zhonghai's Lushan Claw, Jia Zhang's was suddenly ashamed and angry, and a slap slapped Yi Zhonghai's face.
Yi Zhonghai didn't expect that he would press on Jia Zhang's chest with a casual push, and was about to explain, but Jia Zhang's slap slapped Yi Zhonghai's face firmly.
"You dare to hit me."
It is said that good men don't fight with women, but patience is limited, Yi Zhonghai is also a gentleman, and he asked himself that it was not bad for the Jia family, Jia Dongxu was busy getting married, and he contributed money and efforts, and even offended Liu Guangqi, who had always had a good relationship with him, but he didn't expect to be slapped by Jia Zhang's because of this little thing.
In a hurry, Yi Zhonghai directly pressed Jia Zhang's on his leg, just like Liu Guangqi taught Qin Huairu a lesson, and whipped Jia Zhang's spanking, forgetting that it was not an aunt on his lap, but someone else's daughter-in-law.
was so humiliated by Yi Zhonghai, Jia Zhang's family naturally would not give up, and directly pushed Yi Zhonghai to the kang with his feet on the ground, and then he didn't care about whether men and women gave or not, and rode directly on Yi Zhonghai's stomach and beat him.
It stands to reason that the two of them are fighting such a big movement, and the people in the courtyard must be able to hear it, but it is a coincidence that there are three families living in the middle courtyard, Jia Dongxu went to pick up his relatives, and the old lady of the first aunt was uncomfortable, so she went back to her mother's house to visit the old man, and the stupid pillar went home to sleep, and He Yushui didn't know where to play. What's even more coincidental is that no one passed by the middle courtyard for such a long time, which led to the fact that the two of them fought for so long and did not come over to persuade each other.
In the face of Jia Zhang's attack, Yi Zhonghai naturally couldn't let Jia Zhang's ride on himself, and he pressed Jia Zhang's under him with one rollover.
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At this time, it was a hot summer, and the temperature of the old BJ in July could reach up to more than 40 degrees, although it was morning, but the temperature was not low, and both of them were wearing only a thin layer of single clothes. Rolling over and over like this, the body will inevitably have some contact, especially the sensitive parts of the two are basically stuck together. After rolling back and forth a few times, both of them became hot.
Driven by evil thoughts, Jia Zhang's hateful big face plate actually became pleasing to the eye in Yi Zhonghai's eyes, and a big hand couldn't help but get under Jia Zhang's clothes.
"Ahh
It is said that thirty is like a wolf, forty is like a tiger, Jia Zhang, who has been frosting for several years, called out directly, and when he heard this moan, the heat in Yi Zhonghai's body was directly ignited and exploded like a cannonball, and he rudely tore the new clothes that Jia Zhang had just wore.
Ten minutes later, the two ended this improper relationship between men and women, and after getting dressed, the two sat on the side of the kang without saying a word.
"Let's just assume that this hasn't happened, and we're not too young to be young, if we let others know."
Thinking back to everything that happened just now, Yi Zhonghai couldn't wait to give himself two slaps, why didn't he hold back, he would not be eaten to death by Jia Zhang's family in the future. Before the words fell, Jia Zhang shouted.
"Why, do you want to eat dry and wipe clean and don't admit it, Yi Zhonghai, I'm telling you that this matter is not over."
Jia Zhang stared at Yi Zhonghai. Hearing Jia Zhang's words, Yi Zhonghai's heart was cold, and he was really entangled by Jia Zhang's family. In fact, what Yi Zhonghai didn't know was that Jia Zhang's was also afraid, afraid that Yi Zhonghai would threaten her with this, but Yi Zhonghai's opening directly showed her timidity, but let her seize the handle.
"It's not up to you
It's not over, if you have the ability, let's go out and explain this matter now, so that everyone can hear it, even if the police arrest me in the end, I will admit it."
Thinking of Jia Zhang's insatiable greed, Yi Zhonghai felt that he couldn't just be pinched by the other party, otherwise he wouldn't be able to live this day, so he dragged Jia Zhang's and walked outside.
"Don't, don't, Lao Yi, I have something to say. I have something to say."
Jia Zhang, who originally wanted to blackmail Yi Zhonghai, was also taken aback by Yi Zhonghai's posture, and sat directly on the ground with a jack drop.
"Now I know I have something to say, what did I do just now?"
Yi Zhonghai looked at Jia Zhang's appearance, and suddenly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, let go of Jia Zhang's with a cold snort, and then sat down on the side of the kang and said.
"Since everything has happened, it's useless to talk about anything else, so how can you solve this matter?"
Yi Zhonghai knew that it was impossible not to give Jia Zhang's any benefit in this matter, and if he didn't give Jia Zhang's family, he would definitely not be willing.
"Two hundred dollars, you give me two hundred dollars, forget it."
Jia Zhang thought for a while, and directly opened his mouth with a lion.
"Two hundred dollars, you're crazy about money. Whether you are inlaid with gold or silver, I will give you fifty at most."
Yi Zhonghai jumped directly from the kang when he heard this.
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"Fifty, who are you doing in the lake, two hundred yuan is not less. If it's missing, I'll sue you***."
"You sue, I'll wait for you, as long as you're not afraid that others will point to your spine bones and call you broken shoes, you can go, if there is such a scandal on your big day, I see if Dongxu can raise his head in this courtyard in the future."
When Yi Zhonghai heard that Jia Zhang was going to sue him, he panicked, but his mouth was still very tough.
"You, good you Yi Zhonghai, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person."
Seeing Yi Zhonghai's attitude, Jia Zhang's angry face trembled.
"Fifty is fifty"
After thinking about Jia Zhang's conditions or agreeing to Yi Zhonghai, and after agreeing that no one would mention this matter again, Yi Zhonghai took out fifty yuan.
"No,"
Just when Yi Zhonghai was about to hand the money to Jia Zhang, he suddenly remembered his intention and took the money back.
"What do you mean. Yi Zhonghai"
Seeing Yi Zhonghai's movements, Jia Zhang's face changed gloomy and looked at himself Yi Zhonghai.
"Let me ask you, Dongxu obviously gave you sixty yuan for the banquet, why did you give the stupid pillar twenty-five, then thirty-five."
"What thirty-five, Dongxu gave me twenty-five."
When Jia Zhang heard this, his eyes suddenly became flustered.
"You don't pretend here, I saw it when Dongxu gave you money last night. Where's the money?"
"Twenty-five, it's good for a bunch of poor ghosts to give them five dollars. How worthy are they to eat twelve tables?"
Seeing that Yi Zhonghai pierced himself, Jia Zhang's family was no longer pretending.
"You, you Hutu."
Looking at Jia Zhang's hateful face, Yi Zhonghai didn't know what to say.
"I'm Hutu, marrying a daughter-in-law has hollowed out all the family funds, if I don't save a little more, is there any way to live this life, she is a rural girl who has lived in the city for a few days, and she really thinks of herself as a city person. It's a bicycle and a sewing machine, so why doesn't she want a car."
As he spoke, Jia Zhang pointed the finger at Qin Huiru, who had not yet passed the door.
"What's wrong with the rural girl, people's lives in Guangqi's house are not ten times better than your family's, if she wants to be in Guangqi, she can arrange a work account for her.
You've only lived in the city for a few days, and you still don't look down on others, but people can look down on Dongxu, so you should hurry up and burn high incense. No wonder Guangqi doesn't agree to this marriage, if I were Guangqi, I'd rush at you, my mother-in-law, I don't agree either, it's an arrogant and unreasonable thing."
After saying this, Yi Zhonghai threw out fifteen yuan and threw it on Jia Zhang's body, and then walked out.
After coming out of Jia's house, Yi Zhonghai let out a sigh of relief, looked around to make sure that there was no one, and then walked towards Silly Zhu's house, looking at Silly Zhu who was sleeping with his head covered, Yi Zhonghai woke him up directly, and then handed over the thirty-five yuan to Silly Zhu.
"Uncle Yi, I really can't do this job, you better find another master."
"Pillar, what are you doing here, it's all this time, where can you let me find someone?"
"Whoever you like, I'm not going to do it anyway."
Silly Zhu put the money on the table, then pulled the list and covered his head.
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Looking at the stupid pillar who was angry, Yi Zhonghai scolded Jia Zhang a hundred times in his heart, what is a pig teammate, this is a pig teammate.
"Zhuzi, don't make trouble, I know that Dongxu is not happy to marry Huiru, but you are willing to pay attention to marriage, Huiru has to marry Dongxu if she falls out with his brother-in-law, do you think you have a chance, as the old saying goes, you belong to shaving your head and picking your head.
If you want to open up, isn't it just a woman, there is no grass at the end of the world, in this way, you have prepared this meal today, how about I will give you Zhang Luo tomorrow, how about Tan Jingjing in the second workshop, that looks no worse than Qin Huiru, and she is tall."
"Really!?"
As soon as he heard that Yi Zhonghai was going to introduce himself to the object, Silly Zhu immediately became energetic and sat up directly from the bed.
"When did your uncle tell a lie, Tan Jingjing's master and I are brothers, promise,"
"No guarantees, I trusted you. Uncle, I'll go grocery shopping."
Thinking of Tan Jingjing's porcelain doll-like cheeks, Silly Zhu suddenly felt full of energy, grabbed the thirty-five yuan on the bedside and walked towards the vegetable market.
"Yo, isn't this a stupid pillar? Why are you so happy to eat bee droppings?"
As soon as he walked out of the courtyard, Silly Zhu met Xu Damao, who had just returned from a movie in the countryside. Looking at the stupid pillar Meizizizi's appearance, Xu Damao said.
"***, do you care, grandson."
Silly Zhu glanced at Xu Damao and said.
"If you don't say it, I also know, isn't it just to buy food for Jia Dongxu and make a banquet, it's not that I said that you are stupid, *** is cheap, your sweetheart has been shot, you actually cook for your rival in love, I definitely won't do it for me."
Xu Damao looked at the ticket in Silly Zhu's hand, and then thought of Jia Dongxu's marriage today, and immediately understood what Silly Zhu was going to do.
"Who do you say is cheap, you tell me one more word, believe it or not, I will whip you."
said that the stupid pillar gave Xu Damao a slap in the face.
"You're really. Silly Pillar"
Xu Damao didn't expect the stupid pillar to kick when he said to kick, and when he saw the stupid pillar raise his legs, it was too late to hide, so he could only take a solid kick from the stupid pillar, and then the whole person turned into a hunched prawn, and the pain was so painful that cold sweat broke out instantly.
"Of course it's real, it's so boring."
Watching Xu Damao jump to his feet, Silly Zhule bared out two rows of big white teeth.
"Okay, silly pillar, you wait for me, if I don't kill you, I won't be Xu Damao."
Xu Damao looked at the schadenfreude stupid pillar and directly launched a cruel speech.
"You want to kill me, I don't think you've had enough."
As he spoke, Silly Zhu raised his foot again, ready to give Xu Damao another kick.
"Okay, silly pillar, don't tease him or her, hurry up and go grocery shopping, it's too late for a while."
Looking at Silly Zhu's movements, Xu Damao hurriedly hid to the side, but Silly Zhu did not offend him, and chased after him with a brisk step, and just when Silly Zhu teased Xu Damao, Yi Zhonghai walked out.
"Come on, I'll go. Don't forget to promise me something."
Silly Zhu looked at the sun when he heard this, and found that the time was indeed not early, so he shouted at Yi Zhonghai, and ran towards the vegetable market at a trot.
"Uncle Yi, what did you promise to the stupid pillar, this guy is so positive."
After the stupid pillar left, Xu Damao bent over and rubbed his thighs and came to Yi Zhonghai and inquired about the information.
"I want to know."
Yi Zhonghai glanced at Xu Damao.
"That's for sure."
Xu Damao said with a smile.
Zhao Wenwu Bei