Chapter 251: Shhhh Let's be quiet, don't let him hear it!
Wu Hu walked over briskly and looked at the bushes.
"If you have a friend who knows you, you should already recognize it!" Wu Hu pointed to a cluster of small white flowers and said: "This thing is called clematis, also known as iron-footed clematis, and in some places it is also called tiger whiskers, iron handles, mainly because it has many rhizomes and is very dense......"
Wu Hu introduced to everyone while touching the vine to find the location of the rhizome of this thing, "The vine leaves of this thing can be processed into insecticides, like to climb, and some people use it to make ornamental plants." Its rhizome has the effect of rheumatism, meridian channeling, and analgesia. Some places even use this thing to treat fishbone stuck throat......"
Listening to Wu Hu's introduction, some netizens laughed.
"Hahaha...... If the mountain chariots over there in the sixth group knew about this thing, they would probably have to kneel and beg wildly! For the past two days, he has always felt that there is a fish bone stuck in his throat. ”
"I always feel that something is stuck, I guess it's inflamed, and the situation is not good!"
"I said it, I talked too much and it was tears, this guy in the mountain chariot has taken the name of 'mountain' for nothing, and his understanding of medicinal materials is too much of a fat tiger."
"Can this thing cure a flash of back pain?"
"It should have some effect, at least it has a pain-relieving effect, and it can also get wet."
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"Found its roots!" Wu Hu squatted down on the edge of the bushes, and then pulled on the ground a few times, revealing the rhizome that had been lignified, "This clematis should be some years old, and the rhizome has been lignified in some places......"
As he spoke, he took a shovel and shoveled it up on the side, "This thing has a lot of side roots, and it needs to be dug carefully." If you can't find the bone-penetrating herb, then you can only replace it with this thing, at least this thing has a pain-relieving effect. ”
Wu Hu dug as he spoke, and after ten minutes, a plant with dense roots and whiskers was pulled out of the soil by him, and then beaten on a shovel, knocked out the soil on the rhizome, put it in the back basket, and then set off again.
Walking all the way, looking all the way, slowly, the herbs in his basket increased.
Some are pain-relieving, some are tendon-invigorating, some are damp, and some are menstrual conditioning...... Let everyone know the identity of a fat tiger's medicine picker.
It's a pity that he searched for it, but the bone-penetrating grass he was looking for didn't have any figure.
Until the middle of the day, Wu Hu's body was already soaked, and he finally climbed onto the central peak of this island, stepped on a big rock, and looked at the sea and sky in the distance.
At this time, he was sweating profusely, and after standing on the boulder for a while, he retreated back to the shade, unable to stand the sun.
After sitting down in the shade, he took the camera off his forehead and placed it on the ground, then turned over the basket, took out the herbs inside, put them on the ground, and pulled out the potatoes and coconuts that had been wrapped in taro leaves in the morning.
Half of the bee water had been drunk by him, and lunch was a few potatoes and coconuts.
At this time, in Wu Hu's live broadcast room, many netizens looked at the things in the camera and began to point their fingers.
"No, it won't! No way! Does that grass look like bone-piercing grass? ”
"Osteophyllum ossephylla, leaves papery, lanceolate or ovate-lanceolate, apex acuminate, base broadly wedge-shaped or rounded, margins detached rounded...... That's right! ”
"Hahaha...... Shall we inform him? ”
"Don't! Hush! Let's be quiet, don't let him hear it! ”
"Hahaha...... Don't be so funny! ”
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At this time, Wu Hu didn't realize that he was only a few meters away from his purpose of looking for half a day, but the netizens in the live broadcast room found it first.
Unbeknownst to him, he was nibbling on potatoes, and even commented there, "The potatoes taste much worse when they are cold, and it is hard to imagine how the heroes who fought in the ice and snow relied on those cold frozen potatoes to win the next battle." ”
Listening to Wu Hu sighing about the heroic deeds of his ancestors there, netizens in the live broadcast room always felt a little cold and humorous, and from time to time they would 'haha', betting with each other whether the fat tiger would miss those bone-penetrating grasses, or how long it would take to find them.
It's hard to imagine what he would have ended up laughing at if he hadn't found out.
They ate potatoes, drank coconut water, and even dug up the coconut flesh from the coconut with branches and ate it. Wu Hu exhaled and began to pick up the herbs on the ground.
A plant of clematis, a strong king, that is, a plant of angelica vine, both of which have the effect of activating the meridians. Angelica vines also have the ability to invigorate blood and regulate menstruation, and with them, the next time they come during their menstrual period, they don't need to go out to find herbs for them.
Even this milk tea Lun's back pain can be used with this thing.
In addition to these two, there are several other herbs.
Even before he encountered the lark grass, but he didn't dig that thing, because that thing was poisonous if it wasn't used well, and Wu Hu didn't dare to use it indiscriminately according to the illustrated book.
Although that thing can cure anemia, and if it is used for stewed meat, it should be helpful for iron and iron, but if you use the wrong amount, it is likely to become a poison.
To be on the safe side, Wu Hu had no choice but to let it go.
After putting those herbs back into the basket, Wu Hu got up and wanted to find a place to relieve himself, and then went home. As for the other side of the mountain, he will not go.
If you go to the other side of the mountain, you don't know which group of areas you will run to.
With his eyes swept around, he moved the camera lens from the ground and walked in the direction that the camera was facing before.
At this time, in the live broadcast room, when he saw Wu Hu move the camera away from those penetrating grasses, he couldn't help but scream, "It's over, that guy from Fat Tiger didn't notice it at all!" ”
"Hahaha...... Before betting on handstands, please stand up consciously! ”
"And those who bet me to learn how to bark dogs, and also stand up and bark twice."
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There was a bustle in the live broadcast room.
At this time, Wu Hu, who was taking out the baby, was stunned, and then couldn't help rubbing his eyes, followed by a burst of 'hahaha'.
He quickly stuffed the baby back, then turned around and ran to get the camera on the ground, and ran back, "Brothers, do you see?" Looking for it thousands of times, this grass is in the mottled place of the sun! It's really hard to find a place to step on iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it, wahaha......"
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In the live broadcast room, netizens were speechless for a while.
"I already knew! You're the only one there. ”
"By the way, how did Fat Tiger find out?"
"Who? Bet that the dog barks and can come out and bark twice. ”
"And the ...... who pulls upside down"
At this time, Wu Hu said again: "You don't know how I found out, right? You may not believe it, but I almost watered and fertilized them just now. Haha, I didn't expect to find them just after I walked over. ”
"God waters and fertilizes! If Fat Tiger hadn't gone to pee this way, his efforts today would probably have been in vain! ”
"In other words, how to use this bone-penetrating grass to treat waist flash? Does anyone know? ”
"It can be taken internally and externally, but the dosage needs to be controlled for internal use, and it is best to dry it in the sun and then decoction in water. External application is much simpler, add a little salt directly, mix it with fresh grass roots, mash the grass roots, and apply it to the affected area......"
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Wu Hu was excited for a while, so he took the shovel and began to dig up the dozen or so bone-penetrating grasses.
But instead of digging them all up, he kept a few. Most of these plants have fruit pods hanging from them.
Wu Hu did not take away these fruit pods, but peeled them off and scattered the seeds inside on the ground, as for whether these seeds eventually rotted or regrown, it was up to fate.
Wu Hu put away these bone-penetrating grasses, looked up for a while, and then said seriously: "In this situation, I can't help but want to write a poem, ah...... Over the mountains and mountains for most of the day, the pheasant was lost and the iron fairy was encountered. Climb to the top of the mountain and want to pee, this thing is in front of you. Roar haha...... Good poetry, good poetry! ”
In the live broadcast room, all netizens laughed directly.
"God wants to pee, Fat Tiger is crazy! Theter is vulgar. ”
"This can also be called poetry, and my three-year-old baby can do it."
"Your baby is amazing, my three-year-old baby is still playing with peeing."
"Hahaha...... Fat Tiger must be crazy with joy, and he urgently needs to be sent to the psychiatric department! ”
"Not to mention, at least rhyme, hahaha......"
"If Fat Tiger does this again, the threshold for making poetry will be cut down, haha......"
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Wu Hu knew that as soon as his spoof limerick came out, he would definitely be complained about, but thinking of the 'shallow body' in the future, Wu Hu felt that he was still a lot behind.
"Alright, the spoof is over, I'm going back."
Wu Hu picked up the basket and laughed: "Do you think that I have lowered the threshold for making poetry in one fell swoop?" You don't understand this, do you? It is said that there is a difference between graceful and bold poetry, and I have created an original 'vulgar genre', and I hope you can carry it forward. ”
"God is a special 'vulgar school', the fat tiger must be crazy!"
"There's no way, the level is limited, you really let the fat tiger make something like those famous stories that have been passed down through the ages, that's not embarrassing the fat tiger!"
"I think Fat Tiger is purely for spoofing, after all, how can a lyricist who can write lyrics like "People Like Me" not be able to write a better poem than that spoof? Besides, Fat Tiger has never been a serious person, right! ”
"Serious people, who is a special poet!"
"Who remembers the poem 'Happiness is Bubbling' that Fat Tiger used to make?"
"Hahaha......"
"I think it's necessary to add his poetry collection to Fat Tiger's Baidu entry, and completely nail this goods to the pillar of shame in the history of poetry......"
"Wow! You're so ruthless! I love it! Seconded! ”
"It's good that you said it quickly, or I'll go under the knife......"
"Seconded!"
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When he went back, Wu Hu quietly turned a corner again, and came to the place where he had found the pheasant flock and the clematis before, and then found that the pheasant flock was indeed nearby.
It may be that Wu Hu just scared them in the morning and didn't hunt them, and they didn't get a lesson, so they came back again!
This time, Wu Hu did not be reckless, but quietly lay on the ground, like a cat, cautiously approached them, and then quietly pulled out three wooden chisels, and threw them at one of the most majestic, looking three or four pounds of male pheasants.
The two are separated by seven or eight meters, and they go directly into the neck.
The male pheasant couldn't even fly, so he fell directly to the ground, flapping his wings and twitching. When the other pheasants saw this, they immediately scattered and fled into the bushes.
Wu Hu didn't expect to continue hunting other pheasants, so he stepped forward to pick up the male pheasant on the ground, and smiled, "Sample, I can't cure you yet!" ”
In a state of resignation, he returned to the place where he had put the basket before, put it on his back, hummed a song happily, and headed for the shelter.
In the live broadcast room, netizens were speechless for a while.
"How can I have a feeling that a fat tiger is invincible alone in the mountains and forests."
"I also feel this way, when the other groups of contestants hunt pheasants, they always make chickens and dogs jump, and often go home empty-handed. But the number of times the fat tiger misses is only a handful! ”
"Originally, I came out to look for herbs, and I went back with a pheasant, and there were fat tigers in the second group, so happy."
Therefore, it is not unreasonable for the program team to try every means to restrict Fat Tiger. I think with Fat Tiger's ability, it is enough to participate in the wilderness and live alone. ”
"Don't think about it, with Fat Tiger's current popularity, he will definitely not go, then it's not a human being, make those millions, it's better to write two more songs!"
"There are international players joining us next season! I don't know if Fat Tiger will participate again. ”
"Most likely, it won't, didn't Fat Tiger say that he was going to make a movie and TV series?"
"Let's not support him, he has no money, so he will come to participate again!"
"You're the devil! Haha......"
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When Wu Hu returned to the shelter, the sun was still hanging obliquely in the sky, and it was estimated that it was only around three or four o'clock in the afternoon.
The fence wall outside the courtyard has been completed, and Lao Hu and Wolf Warrior Jing are standing in the small river at this time, throwing stones on the shore, and a small pile of small stones has been piled up on the bank.
Seeing this, Wu Hu was a little speechless, "Can't you save some physical strength?" ”
"Brother Tiger, you're back!" Hearing Wu Hu's voice, Tie Tie walked out of the shelter and swept his eyes over him a few times, "Nothing happened!" ”
"Well, no, everything is going well."
"Being idle is also idle, and it should be considered a warm-up. Ay? Fat Tiger, did you catch a pheasant again? Lao Hu walked up from the river, "Did you find that herb?" ”
Yakako and Mina also walked out of the shelter, and Milk Cha Lun, who was lying on the big bed, also turned her head and looked outside.
Wolf Warrior Jing also followed ashore and looked at Wu Hu's back basket.
Wu Hu smiled: "I found it, and I also found some other herbs!" ”
As he spoke, he put down the back basket, and then asked Tie Tie to boil the water, "Brother Jing, you can deal with this pheasant in a while, and we will continue to drink chicken soup in the evening." ”
"No problem, leave it to me!" Wolf Warrior Jing smiled: "I'll go hunting with Lao Hu in a while, you don't go, go for a day, and have a good rest." ”
Wu Hu glanced at Lao Hu, could this guy say 'warm up', but he still shook his head, "Don't go, Lao Hu's diving ability, I don't worry." Anyway, we can eat two meals of potatoes, and if not, we can cut some plantain cores to exchange them. Okay, old Hu, help clean these herbs. ”
Wu Hu sat on a stone outside the shelter, took the cold water handed over by Mina, and drank it. After a day of drilling in the mountains and forests, it was indeed a little tiring.
Although he has a way of breathing to recover his strength quickly, he is hungry!
"Fat Tiger, you are underestimating me......" Lao Hu was unconvinced.
"Wash out the herbs first, and we'll argue after a while." Wu Hu leaned back slightly, leaning on a pair of long legs behind him, which were toothy.
Yahuazi was pressing his shoulder, rewarding him as a hero, and he saw a group of wolf friends in the live broadcast room howling with envy.
It is rare to have such an open reason to enjoy Yahuazi's service, and Wu Hu will naturally not miss such an opportunity. As for the wails of netizens in the live broadcast room, what does it have to do with him?
Even if Yahua's mother frowned at this, and secretly scolded him in his heart for being a pig who wanted to arch their Yahua cabbage, he also recognized it, "I am the pig, what do you want?" ’
Imagining that Yahua's mother was angry about this, but with his helpless expression, Wu Hu almost laughed.
Of course, it's just his YY.
If he really encounters this kind of scene in the future, Wu Hu estimates that Yahua's mother will look at him with a very indifferent look, or give him a cold and sarcastic look, and tell him how big the gap between him and Yahuazi is, so that he can be a little self-aware and leave some dignity for each other.
At this time, Mina walked out with a plate of parami, "Brother Tiger, you're hungry!" Eat some fruit to cushion your stomach first. Sister Tietie also baked a few potatoes, I'll get them for you. ”
It turned out that they had long known that when Wu Hu came back, he would definitely be hungry, and they had already prepared food and waited for him. This feeling of being cared for suddenly made him feel beautiful.
Seeing Wu Hu enjoying the grace of the beauty there, countless netizens instantly envied, jealous and hated.
"Shameless thief, quickly leave my wife's lap!"
"Hao's first horseman, the bearded old thief...... The culture is limited, and it will follow. ”
"The husband should be like this!"
"He can take his place!"
"Daydreaming one by one? Can you be sober, that's my wife! ”
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