Chapter 263: Underwhelming the Divine Comedy "You Can't Beat Me!" 》
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Wu Hu sank into the coral reef, picked up the gray stone, and swept away the mud and sand on the surface, revealing the uneven surface inside.
The irregular stone was the size of a basketball, and the sharp-eyed could already tell that it was not actually a real stone, but a large shellfish.
At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room exclaimed, "What the hell is this?" "Some kind of large shellfish!"
"It's a broken dish!" "Broken saucer? What is it? 「
"A first-class protected animal in the ocean!"
"Isn't it! Does Fat Tiger want to die again? The program team won't notify me?" "Is the fat tiger still in the sea? How do you know?"
"Didn't you say that the broken dish is an endangered species? How can endangered species always be touched by the fat tiger? Didn't you accidentally overturn the car?"
"Which big brother came out to teach you a lesson, thank you!" "This shouldn't be a clams, it's probably a sawsaw oyster."
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At this time, Wu Hu was also looking at the things in his hands, and after looking at them for a while, he directly took this thing and that fish and floated towards the sea.
It didn't take long for him to get out of the sea, holding the strange shell in one hand and wiping the water off his face. The photographer next to him frowned and looked at him, looking like he wanted to say something, and gave Wu Hu a look, but Wu Hu didn't seem to see it.
Yue Nie Feng and Big Viagra on the shore couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when they saw Wu Hu surface. Wu Hu's diving trip was directly about ten minutes, if Wu Hu hadn't told them about his diving time when he went into the water before, it is estimated that both of them would have wanted to go down and have a look.
However, judging from the distance from which Wu Hu surfaced, it was obvious that he had swam to the deep sea area. This wateriness is really not comparable to them.
It's no wonder that this kid is always clamoring for them to go home and enjoy life long ago.
However, when they watched Wu Hu go ashore with something in his arms, that helplessness quickly disappeared and was replaced by curiosity and surprise.
Wu Hu not only held a strange-shaped shellfish in his arms, but also hung a big fish of seventy or eighty centimeters around his waist, which was enough for them to eat a meal.
At this time, the two couldn't help but think of what Wu Hu said before, "There is a difference between not being full and not being full", now it seems that the difference is indeed very big!
"Fat Tiger, what kind of shellfish is this? Why does it look so strange? "Zhao Niefeng asked.
Big Viagra said, "It must be some kind of oyster! I seem to have seen it before, but I can't remember what it was called."
Wu Hu threw the thing on the beach, and the underwater photographer followed, taking close-ups of the thing.
Wu Hu said, "This thing is a sawtooth oyster, which looks a bit like a first-class marine protected animal disc, but it's not that thing."
Wu Hu used an affirmative tone, and he didn't dare to be sloppy at this time, he believed that if he said it in an uncertain tone, he would definitely be complained by netizens.
At that time, netizens will still complain lightly, and it is very normal to be accused by some social organizations, or even reported by some people.
For example, in a certain program in later generations, Wu Zhiyi's little sister was reported to eat a broken dish of protected animals, but in fact, it was a jagged oyster.
Wu Hu didn't want to be reported again, the last time he took care of the seabirds, he had already been reported, and the host Hu Xiaotian told him in private.
This is another reason why he will capture the glasses alive when he meets the glasses king mirror later.
There are many aspects of survival in the wild that need to be paid more attention, because no one knows whether the dangers from nature are also lurking from the dangers of society.
Wu Hu said, sat down on the ground, untied the wrinkled fish on his waist, then took off his feet, untied the speargun, and then picked up the giant shellfish on the ground.
He handed the giant shellfish to the camera, pointed to the sawtooth on it and said, "Sawtooth oysters and broken saucers, in fact, are quite good for debate, look at the sawtooth on this, look at this corner, does it look sharper? The corners of the broken dish are blunt and rounded, and look more like wavy lines. In addition, you can also look at their appearance, broken dishes
The appearance will be accompanied by some raised spines and algae, while the serrated oyster does not have and is much smoother. You can also look at their color, the color of the crushed dish is much more brilliant than that of the sawtooth oyster.....
Wu Hu was a "showman" to the camera, and the underwater photographer on the side couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, he wanted to remind Wu Hu of this before, but Wu Hu didn't look at him and couldn't catch his eyes. Although this is a bit of a suspicion of cheating, who called Fat Tiger popular! Fortunately, Wu Hu knew what he was doing, and it saved him from having a troubled conscience because he was going to cheat.
At the same time, netizens in the live broadcast room also breathed a sigh of relief for him, "I just said that Fat Tiger doesn't look like that kind of ignorant person!"
"I just crossed the hundred, only to find out that the broken dish is so precious, but it's a pity, it's not that thing, I thought the fat tiger was going to send it again!"
"Hair? Sent to prison? Ha ha.. …」
"Useless knowledge points have been added a bit."
"Who's to say it's useless? It can be used to pretend to be compared! When you eat with friends and colleagues, or even with your girlfriend, isn't that when you brag about it?"
"By the way, how much meat is in such a big oyster?"
"It's hard to say, it's possible that the meat inside is very full, or it may be that the meat inside is not two taels, it all depends on luck."
"Two taels? Can't! That looks like a few pounds in weight!"
"That thing is the weight of the shell, if it were me, I would directly exchange it for materials, even if it was five to one exchange, it would be earned."
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However, it is obvious that Wu Hu did not think of exchanging it for supplies.
Although he could make it in one meal after exchanging the supplies, he had never eaten such a large oyster before, so he wanted to try it.
Even though there may not be much meat in it, who told him to want to eat it! If it's in the second group, he might also consider exchanging.
At this time, Big Viagra had already put on his feet and carried the speargun into the water.
However, he did not go to the deep sea area, but circled around the shallow water area, dived twice, and only then got a small fish of thirty or forty centimeters up, and then handed the spear gun to Zhao Niefeng.
With this hunting efficiency, Wu Hu can treat them as opponents, which is a strange thing.
Seeing Wu Hu sitting on the beach with his hands behind his back, Big Viagra couldn't help but smile, "Fat Tiger, what kind of expression do you have? Are you mocking me?"
Wu Hu shook his head, "I'm not mocking you, I'm mocking all the guys who want to compete with us for the championship. In the last event, after seeing my diving ability, smart people should choose to give up! It's just a shame to stay, haha.......
In the live broadcast room of Wu Hu and Big Viagra, countless netizens complained, "It's over, the fat tiger is completely floating, you need to know that the arrogant soldiers will be defeated!"
"Seeing that Big Viagra is so hard to hunt fish, it's hard for the fat tiger not to float! Ha ha.. "It's me and I can float, the gap is too big, and Big Viagra's physical strength is not as good as before!" "Indeed, Fat Tiger's current physical strength, compared to them, is definitely crushing."
"Why do I want to beat up Fat Tiger? This stinky fart looks like I don't know what it means to respect the old and love the young!"
"Do you want to say that Big Viagra is old?"
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Looking at Wu Hu's babbling appearance, Big Viagra couldn't help but smile and shook his head, but he still said stiffly: "I admit that you are very good at diving, but we are not only me, but also Su Su! Fat Tiger, you're too premature, and it's not known who killed the deer!"
"Hahaha...... Let's all go together! I'm not scared at all! After saying this, Wu Hu remembered the Internet cheap Taoist divine comedy "You can't beat me!" He continued to laugh, "You can't beat me! There's no way, I'm just that strong.......
Big Viagra was speechless, "Fat Tiger, you wait, wait for me to rest first, and then come back to learn your tricks later!"
At this time, in the live broadcast room, countless netizens were cheaped by Wu Hu.
"Fat Tiger must be crazy, doesn't he know that this is very hateful? Ha ha.. "If I could, I would want to strangle him right now!" That laughter
It's so cheap." "—I don't even give face to my predecessors! What's wrong with Fat Tiger?"
It is at this time that this Internet Divine Comedy has not yet appeared, otherwise everyone can understand the reason for Wu Hu's unstoppable laughter at this time.
Seeing that Big Viagra looked like he wanted to beat him, Wu Hu couldn't help coughing lightly, "Viagra, what are you doing? This is a desert island survival show, not a martial arts scene! If I accidentally break Viagra, then wouldn't others say that I don't respect the old and love the young enough!"
"Lost! You still dare to scold me for being old and immortal, fat tiger, it's over, it's not over!"
Big Viagra took out the sharp eyes and hideous expression of the villain, and those who didn't know thought he was angry and wanted to solve it with Wu Hu by force!
Although Wu Hu also saw that Big Viagra was cooperating with him and joking with him, the villain's expression was indeed a little scary, and the villain's aura was too powerful.
Wu Hu naturally couldn't fight him, so as not to hurt each other, and if he really accidentally got the other party out, the joke would be big.
So I had to find a staircase for him to come down, "Brother, if I say that this is actually the lyrics of a funny song that I wrote before, I don't know if you believe it or not?"
"Hey, heh, do you think Viagra I'm so foolish?" "That's really the lyrics of a song, don't believe I'll sing it to you!"
Then, when Wu Hu sang that cheap Taoist divine comedy with that demonic laughter, Big Viagra was directly stunned. And the netizens in the live broadcast room, after being dumbfounded, couldn't help but laugh, "Damn! Fat Tiger is so cheap! Hahaha......"
"Sounds like I'm writing a game... ….…」
"It is estimated that Fat Tiger was beaten up miserably in League of Legends, so I came up with such a song to brag about myself, I don't believe that he can show off like this with Yasuo!"
"Fat Tiger, let's face the wind!"
"It makes my scalp tingle! Hahaha......"
"If this song is sung in front of others, it will be beaten!" "Be confident, remove the word 'bar'!"
"Kneel and beg Fat Tiger to add a melody to this song!"
"Together! The program team, have you seen our appeal? Consciously notify the fat tiger! The needs of the audience must be satisfied, this is your service purpose, you know?"
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Big Viagra didn't expect that Wu Hu would be so showy, such a cheap song, he actually had the face to sing it, wasn't he afraid of being beaten?
Uhhhh
Doesn't seem to be able to beat him!
Although he said before that he wanted to learn the fat tiger's tricks, he also understood that a person who could train his muscles and bones to that extent, how could he be able to fight?
When you are young, you may not be convinced, and you may compete for a victory. But now that they're all in their early forties, how can they still see like a young man!
"So you really know how to write songs!" Big Viagra laughed, "It's just, how did you be embarrassed to sing such a cheap song?"
"No way! I'm so strong! Hahaha......" Big Viagra was directly defeated by Wu Hu.
Fortunately, at this time, Zhao Niefeng took a sea fish that lasted for more than forty years, surfaced and swam back towards the shore.
Wu Hu took the speargun in Zhao Niefeng's hand and said, "I'll go dive again and solve tomorrow's breakfast!"
Big Viagra was stunned for a moment and said, "No! Isn't that enough fish?" "That's enough! I can eat this in one meal!"
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Seeing Wu Hu put on his feet, walked into the sea, and plunged into the sea, Big Viagra couldn't help but get up, and smiled at Zhao Niefeng, who was panting, "This kid is so interesting!"
Zhao Niefeng looked at him confusedly, "Did something happen just now?"
"Haha....... he sang a song just now, but the lyrics, I can't wait for people to beat him, it's too sassy, it's too bad!"
"What song did he sing?" Zhao Niefeng asked curiously. "If you can't learn, you can't learn......
Big Viagra immediately shook his head, at his age, if he sang that song, he thought
I'm about to commit embarrassing cancer, so I quickly shook my head.
"Do you remember the lyrics? Say a few words and I'll hear them!"
Big Viagra nodded, then cleared his throat, his lips moved, but he just couldn't say it, and finally he couldn't hold back his laughter.
When Zhao Niefeng saw this, he was even more confused.
In the live broadcast room of Big Viagra, many of his netizens also laughed. "Hahaha..... I actually saw that Big Viagra was shy, oh my god!"
"Playing a villain, there is no problem with Big Viagra, but let him play cheap, it doesn't fit his style! Completely out of place, haha......."
"Not strange! I'm embarrassed to sing such a cheap song."
"Hahaha...... My head is full of the fat tiger's demonic laughter right now."
"I always feel that Fat Tiger's musical talent is a little crooked, why does he write so many strange songs? It's okay to adapt "Thank You for Your Love" into that ghost look, and the song "Ah Zhen Fell in Love with Ah Qiang"."
""Ah Zhen fell in love with Ah Qiang" is okay! Now this song "You can't beat me!" It's just a lack of beating!"
"It's hard to believe that Big Viagra can hold back and not beat the fat tiger!" "Are you sure Big Viagra can beat a fat tiger?"
"Indeed? Just like Big Viagra playing the villain, I'm afraid that the protagonist can't kill him, I always feel that Big Viagra, the villain, may not be able to kill the fat tiger!"
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