Chapter 281: Fat Tiger: This is the worst time I've been hacked!
Breakfast was fish soup and a pan-fried hairtail with a few steamed crabs by the way. There are fish at noon, and you can find some seafood when you catch the sea, so those crabs are steamed first.
Two larger fish were kept for lunch, and the remaining three smaller fish were smoked and dried so that the meat would not spoil and rot in the evening.
The work of smoking fish was handed over to Tie Tie Sister. Her menstrual period came, and it was not good for her to go to the beach to touch the water, so she stayed in the shelter to guard the house.
Milk Cha Lun and Lao Hu carried the basket on their backs and continued along the creek in search of wild vegetables and mushrooms.
Because there is no need to pull the fish cage trap, the work of catching the sea is handed over to the three of them, such as Wolf Jing and Yahuazi, as well as Mina.
Wu Hu continued into the mountain, checking the traps and seeing if he could pick some wild mushrooms.
Originally, Yahuazi wanted to go with Wu Hu, but Wu Hu thought of her dangerous eyes before breakfast, so he refused sternly on the grounds that it was rainy yesterday and the mountains and forests were damp.
If you don't refuse, the weakness in your waist will definitely suffer for a while.
Wu Hu can imagine that Yahuazi will definitely ask him if he has pondered their personalities, and then prescribed them the right medicine to fool them?
Mina is only eighteen years old, she is a little girl who is not deeply involved in the world, is it because she understands Mina's temperament, so she likes it and makes Mina have a love for him between men and women?
Once Yahuazi has such suspicions, Wu Hu can't be washed away by jumping into the Yellow River.
Therefore, Wu Hu must come up with a procrastination trick and drag it over.
Lao Hu and the others carried the rattan basket away, Wu Hu could only carry the bucket, the fish basket was too small, and it was too late to make a temporary rattan basket, so they had to take the bucket to fill the mushrooms that might appear.
When he came back, he planned to pull some thin vines back and make a rattan basket for later use.
The other groups also had a similar division of labor to Wu Hu and the other two groups, and after breakfast, they all went to the mountains and forests to look for mushrooms that might appear.
However, this time, they made more preparations, and before entering the mountain, they had already boiled some medicinal soup that could clear away heat and detoxify and bring it as water to drink, so as not to suffer from heat stroke again.
It's annoying that you can't go out looking for food on a rainy day. But after the rain, mushrooms are springing up in the mountains and forests, but it is gratifying. Unless you don't know about wild mushrooms, you don't know which ones are poisonous and non-toxic.
Wu Hu was able to recognize a lot of wild mushrooms with the help of the system, but it was really a rare thing that he didn't know, so he gave up.
Before he reached the place where the trap was placed, the bucket that Wu Hu was carrying was already full.
Of course, his whole body was also soaked, and the humidity and heat in the forest made him feel like he was in a sauna room, and sweat fell like raindrops, gathering into a trickle on his body.
The coconut he brought out was quickly disposed of by him.
When Wu Hu came to the place where the traps were arranged, he found that the several traps he had arranged were indeed empty, but one of them had been triggered, and there were still a few chicken feathers left on the ground, which gave him a little motivation in his heart.
It's not that there are no flocks of pheasants, which means that there are still opportunities.
Although the trap was not caught, and there was some regret in his heart, Wu Hu still happily began to look around, and then adjusted the position of the trap again.
Just as he clapped his hands, ready to sprinkle the coconut pulp, and then went home, a "clucking" rooster crow faintly came from a distance.
Wu Hu shrugged his ears sideways, raised his eyebrows at the end, turned around and bent his waist, and touched it into the distance. After walking about twenty or thirty meters, Wu Hu found that a yellow cordon was lying in front of him. About ten meters behind the cordon, a few pheasants were leisurely pulling in the woods. One of the big roosters seemed to have found something good and was beckoning to his companions.
Its companions are all females, and one male drags seven mothers.
Wu Hu estimated that this male pheasant was likely to defeat the male pheasant of another pheasant flock, and then directly occupied the harem group.
Wu Hu looked at the cordon, and then at the group of pheasants within a dozen meters next door, wondering how to lead them through
Come.
At this time, after luring a female pheasant to his side, the male pheasant directly exposed its unspeakable purpose, pecked the hair on the other's head in one bite, and rode up.
Wu Hu snorted lightly and turned the live camera in a different direction.
In the live broadcast room, the screen is full of "hahaha".
"Fat Tiger: Nima! What a mouthful of chicken feed that caught you off guard!"
"The fat tiger doesn't dare to look directly, is there a ghost in his heart? Hahaha......"
"Fat Tiger takes the camera away, is it serious? Haha......"
"Isn't it because Fat Tiger is thinking about how to seduce those pheasants? Dog's head saves his life."
"Just run over and kill it, just bring it back!"
"What if the program team says he crossed the line and committed a foul and confiscated the pheasant?"
"The program team won't be so ruthless!"
"Who knows! Does Fat Tiger dare to bet?"
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Indeed, Wu Hu at this time, as they guessed, he did not dare to bet. The program team always targets their second group, and it will never be polite to have the opportunity to suppress them.
Moreover, the original program team had a rule in advance that all contestants were not allowed to cross the line.
If he crosses the line and the program team says he fouled, then he can't refute it.
So, he quietly retreated and searched the system panel.
In the entertainment and culture section, Wu Hu found the skill of [ventriloquism], although this skill is acrobatics, it is also one of the folk performance skills.
Among the skills in the entertainment and culture section given by the system panel, it is easy to find various skills related to performance skills.
He directly upgraded this skill to level ten in one go.
Level 10 is completely sufficient, and there is no need for grandmaster-level skills at all. He didn't even order the home-cooked cooking skills he often used to reach the grandmaster level, and level 10 was enough for him to show.
After receiving the experience and skills of the [Ventriloquist] skill, Wu Hu reached out and rubbed his cheeks, moved his mouth, and then flicked his tongue wildly in his mouth a few times, and found a series of tongue flicks, and then pretended to be suddenly enlightened, and beat his palms with his fists.
"Yes, that's it!" Wu Hu said as he got up and sprinkled some coconut meat in a clearing in front of a bush, and then hid back behind the bushes.
Then he pinched his throat and learned the sound of a pheasant, and tried to crow a few times.
For a while, the "clucking" pheasant crow spread in the mountains and forests, and it sounded a little awkward at first, but the more I listened to it, the more I felt, why is it so similar?
In the live broadcast room, netizens were stunned for a while.
Then, the barrage instantly dominated the screen.
"! Fat Tiger learns to crow chickens, and he learns too similarly!"
"I've never seen him use it before! How could he?"
"Maybe he learned it from his grandmother who raised chickens in his hometown when he was a child?"
"The pheasant and the fat tiger competed to learn how to crow, and the pheasant won second place!"
"Hahaha......
"This must be ventriloquism! At the beginning, Fat Tiger proposed that Lao Hu try it, but unfortunately Lao Hu didn't try. I didn't expect Fat Tiger to try it himself now."
"Look, the pheasant is responding!"
……
In Wu Hu's live broadcast room, Wu Hu's camera lens was aimed at the flock of pheasants pulling the field in the distance through the gaps in the grass, looking for food.
When they heard Wu Hu's rooster crow, those pheasants were still a little confused, raising their heads and looking around in a daze, looking for the source of the sound.
It didn't take long for them to hear the direction the sound was coming from, and then, curiously, looked in the direction where the sound came from.
Especially the male pheasant, the hair on his neck exploded at this time, and he looked like he wanted to find the other party to fight.
Netizens who saw this scene couldn't help but be happy.
"Looking at this male pheasant looking like he wants to fight, he can't regard the fat tiger as a rival who will compete with him for a female pheasant, right? Haha......"
"Don't say it, there really is
This is possible! By the way, are pheasants territorial?"
"Pheasants do have a certain sense of territory. Normally, there is one male pheasant and three or four female pheasants in a pheasant flock."
"Then this male pheasant is a bit amorous! There are seven female pheasants."
"That's why this male pheasant's territorial consciousness is so strong!"
"Haha...... The fat tiger has become the rival of the male pheasant, can you believe it!"
"Fat Tiger: This is the worst I've ever been hacked!"
"Hahaha......
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How did Wu Hu know that he would be so hacked by his fans.
At this time, when he saw that the male pheasant looked like he wanted to fight with him, he didn't think about his rival at all, but secretly had fun in his heart.
It was as if he had seen the good protein coming towards him.
At this time, his big hand was already on the cylinder of his thigh, and he felt out three wooden drills and buckled them between his fingers, waiting for the male pheasant to come to the door.
The male pheasant stopped walking, and Wu Hu saw that as soon as it stopped, he crowed again.
Seeing this, the male pheasant went straight in the direction of Wu Hu, the chicken feathers on his neck had completely exploded, and his mouth made a "coo-coo" sound.
The sound was exactly the same as the warning sound of two chickens when they were fighting. So Wu Hu did the same, and his voice completely turned into a warning and a provocation.
In this way, where can the male pheasant endure it, he rushed up stupidly.
It was then greeted by three whizzing wooden hammers and a behemoth leaping out of the grass.
This scene directly frightened the male pheasant, and when it found out that something was wrong and wanted to turn around and flee, it was too late, and the three wooden drills directly *** the body of the male pheasant.
The male pheasant fell to the ground under the powerful force of the wooden drill, and when he wanted to struggle to get up, a big hand had already grabbed its neck.
At this time, the netizens in the live broadcast room started talking again.
"Whew! It takes less than three seconds to finish, and all of a sudden it's boring!"
"Pheasant: Careless! I don't have time to flash!"
"Pheasant: Cheat, cheat! Don't talk about martial arts, deceive my feelings......"
"Three seconds later, I couldn't help but light a cigarette, wasn't it too fast!"
"I guess it's less than three seconds! It's a bit fast, but fortunately, the foreplay is quite sufficient, otherwise I guess I won't be able to shoot!"
"Damn! Don't you want to say that! I don't understand it at all!"
"That's right! Are you saying that Fat Tiger is a three-second man?"
"Hahaha...... Fat Tiger has been hacked again!"
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At this time, Wu Hu, where would he know that he was ridiculed by netizens again.
I saw that the other pheasants were frightened by this terrifying scene and burrowed into the bushes.
Wu Hu didn't expect to catch it a second time, and ended the life of this male pheasant casually, lest it struggle and the chicken's blood flew everywhere.
Then the wooden chisel on the pheasant was pulled out, and two chicken bones that may have been poked inside, the end of the law has been blunted and can no longer be used.
The remaining one is wiped off with a dead leaf and can be used again next time.
But when you go back, you just need to wash it, so as not to attract mosquitoes, flies and ants.
After sprinkling the remaining coconut meat around the trap, Wu Hu carried the pheasant and the bucket of wild mushrooms and happily returned home.
On the way back, he also pulled bundles of thin vines back.
When Wu Hu returned to the shelter, the three people who were chasing the sea had already returned to the shelter, and Tie Tie had already begun to steam the seafood they brought back from the sea.
But Lao Hu and Milk Cha Lun haven't come back yet.
Seeing Wu Hu come back with a bucket of wild mushrooms, everyone smiled. And when they saw that there was another pheasant, the smile turned into laughter.
"Oops! Chicken soup again!" Yahuazi stepped forward and stretched out her jade finger and poked Wu Hu
The pheasant in his hand, "It looks pretty big!"
Looking at the blood stains on the pheasant's body, Wolf Warrior Jing couldn't help but laugh and said, "Fat Tiger, you were shot by a wooden drill again?" It seems that those chicken traps are not as good as your secret weapons!"
"But the trap is effortless!" Wu Hu said with a smile, then took a cup of cold white water handed over by Mina, and poured it hard.
Tie Tie saw that Wu Hu's whole body was already soaked, so he said, "Brother Hu, you go wash it first and change into dry clothes!"
Wu Hu nodded, and handed the wild mushrooms to Yahuazi, "Sissi, you and Nana dry these wild mushrooms on the rattan mat......
Tooth Hanako took a bucket of mushrooms and asked, "What about this pheasant?"
"After the seafood is steamed for a while, give it a hot bath with hot water in the pot. I can't eat it at noon, so let's stew it in a clay pot in the afternoon! Put some angelica vine and give you some conditioning." Wu Hu knew that their menstrual period was approaching.
Tie Tie glanced at Wu Hu, and his big eyes revealed a touch of tenderness, as if he wanted to melt Wu Hu, so that Wu Hu didn't dare to look at her for too long.
He dropped the pheasant, turned around and entered the shelter, grabbed his dry clothes and ran to the river.
"Angelica Teng, I remember the last time Fat Tiger brought that thing back, it seemed to say that it could be used to regulate girls' menstrual ......" Wolf Warrior Jing paused and laughed, "I didn't expect Fat Tiger to be quite careful." As he spoke, he took the mushroom in Yahuazi's hand.
"Brother Jing, let's talk about it, it's not a heavy job." Yahuazi said.
Wolf Warrior Jing smiled and said, "It's okay, three of you hurry up, I'll cut it, you put it on the rattan mat, the sun is scorching, just dry the fungus."
As he was talking, Lao Hu and Milk Cha Lun came back.
When everyone saw a broken umbrella in Milk Cha Lun's arms, they were stunned.