Chapter 284: Another big thing happened, and it was going to be over
Scraping and scraping, Wu Hu was a little unsettled.
He found that several barnacles should have destroyed the tortoise shell, and even the tortoise shell had been stretched out by them with some cracks. This forced him to stop his movements and remove the other barnacles first, lest the tortoise shell be completely cracked.
It's not terrible to crack, it's terrible to bleed, he doesn't have a hemostasis, and he's afraid that the big turtle will have trouble like wound infection.
If that's the case, then it's really a good thing to do a bad thing.
So......
"Program team, it seems that you are going to send a medical team to bring some medicine, or take this big turtle back for treatment." As he spoke, he pointed to the barnacle-eroded spot on the back of the giant turtle, "See, these rattan shells are almost breaking through the tortoise shell." ”
Seeing this scene, some young ladies in the live broadcast room who were overflowing with love had already followed the 'woo woo', "This big sea turtle is so pitiful, barnacles are so hateful!" ”
"The program team, shouldn't you reward the fat tiger with a chicken leg? The fat tiger was sweating urgently. ”
"Although Fat Tiger is usually very undisciplined, now, I want to give him a thumbs up!"
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When Wu Hu cleaned up most of the parasites on the giant turtle, the speedboat on the sea in the distance also drove towards the shore.
The hard-working Xiao Zheng took the walkie-talkie and shouted to Wu Hu: "Fat Tiger, Director Zhao said, you can hand over the turtle to us and let us take it back for treatment." ”
Wu Hu nodded and said, "Okay!" Then you hurry down and move! ”
“……”
Seeing the bewildered look of the hard-working Xiao Zheng, the netizens in the live broadcast room had already laughed.
"Xiao Zheng Ji doesn't remember to eat! Don't you know that the fat tiger will be repaid? Hahaha......"
"Xiao Zheng! You can have a snack! Is 'Fat Tiger' also what you can call it? ”
"Hurry up and change your tune! Stupid! ”
……
Sure enough, Xiao Zheng quickly realized his mistake, "Brother Tiger, I was wrong!" Can you please help carry that big turtle to the speedboat? I probably can't move it! ”
It should be able to move, but it's certainly not easy. The eldest husband can bend and stretch, Junjie Xiao Zheng is very knowledgeable about current affairs, and immediately recognized his mistakes and decisively admitted them.
Wu Hu glanced at Xiao Zheng, as if to say: Sample! I can't cure you yet!
"Good! You wait! Wu Hu said, squatted down, reached out and patted the head of the big sea turtle, "I can't get them down directly if you have a few little guys, they will take you back for safer treatment, obediently, don't struggle!" ”
With that, he picked up the giant turtle and walked to the speedboat.
Sure enough, the big turtle was very well-behaved and didn't struggle at all.
The underwater photographer followed them, filming all the way until Wu Hu put the giant turtle on the speedboat, waved at it, and turned away.
When Wu Hu turned around, the big turtle climbed to the side of the speedboat, stretched out his head to look at him, and this scene was all filmed by the photographer.
Xiao Zheng was afraid that the big sea turtle would fall into the sea, so he quickly pulled it back.
Wu Hu, who returned to the shore, did not continue to hunt fish in the sea, but disposed of the internal organs of the next two sea fish and threw them into the remaining three fish cage traps and cofferdam traps.
And harvested two crabs from the three fish cage traps, looking at the size of the crabs, Wu Hu very decisively smashed them with stones and used them as bait.
Then he dressed up, went to the shade of the grove next to him, carried the supplies and two sea fish, and went straight home.
When they returned to the shelter and saw that Wu Hu only came back with those supplies and two sea fish, everyone was a little strange, when did the fat tiger harvest so small?
Wolf Warrior Jing asked him, "Are the fish too active today?" ”
Wu Hu shook his head, "That's not it!" I just ran into a large turtle that was collecting debts, and its back was covered with barnacles, and it followed wherever I swam, which made me very unbearable, so I had to give up the hunting work and clean up those parasites for it......"
As he spoke, Wu Hu couldn't help but complain about Director Zhao, "Lao Zhao is too picky, I've done a great thing, and he doesn't even know how to reward me with a chicken leg!" The story of Zigong's ransom, I guess he hasn't heard it! It's also a director! ”
Wu Hu's complaint made netizens in the live broadcast room laugh directly.
"Look at the expression of the fat tiger, I almost wrote the words 'Lao Zhao is uneducated' on my face, haha...... Director Zhao, what do you think about this? ”
"It is estimated that this is the worst time Director Zhao has been hacked! The dignified director who graduated from Nortel's choreography and directing major was actually ridiculed by a science and engineering man for being uneducated, haha......"
"Can anyone explain what the story of Zigong's ransom is?"
"Let's go to Baidu! I can't explain it in three or two sentences! ”
"Why can't you tell clearly? It's easy! Zigong ransomed people and didn't collect money, and was scolded by his teacher Confucius, saying that although it seems to be a good thing that he doesn't collect money, it is actually a bad thing done with good intentions, and other people will want to collect money in the future? Will you continue to redeem people......
"Therefore, there is nothing wrong with Fat Tiger's invitation! After all, Fat Tiger sacrificed his time to find food to save this big sea turtle. ”
"Fat Tiger mocked Director Zhao like this, I guess I didn't expect Director Zhao to reward him with something at all!"
……
Wolf Warrior Jing and Lao Hu couldn't help laughing when they saw that he was arranging Lao Zhao again, and then hurriedly asked him to take a bath first, lest he continue to mock Lao Zhao here.
What if Lao Zhao was angry and gave them two sets of small shoes to wear?
Wu Hu took a change of clothes and walked away.
After a while, Lao Hu ran to the river and asked, "Fat Tiger, you don't need to drink fish soup at night!" Do you want to smoke the two fish dry? ”
"Smoke! You can't leave it until tomorrow to stink! ”
“ok! Leave it to me! ”
After a while, Wu Hu came back from taking a shower and prepared to make dinner for everyone.
Although the shelter was already filled with the smell of chicken soup, Wu Hu was still ready to take the four catties of beef into trouble. The chicken soup is definitely not enough to fill up. Second, the beef can't be saved, and it is estimated that it will stink tomorrow.
Four catties of beef, Wu Hu cut some down, cut it into beef slices, and then cut some chicken fir fungus king's fungus feet, ready to fry a beef fried fungus slices. There is still some tapioca starch, you can sprinkle some tapioca starch to grab the beef to make the beef appear more tender.
The rest of the beef is used to fry into a steak.
Cut the beef evenly into seven slices, then smear it with salt and coat it with a layer of oil and let it marinate there. Then, Wu Hu pulled out the flat stone that they usually used to fry fish steaks, and carried it to the river to clean it. Then set up on the bonfire, and the steak that has been marinated for more than ten minutes is put on a stone slab and grilled, which is called 'grilled steak'.
The sauce is a tomato sauce made by stir-frying tomatoes in a pan to puree tomatoes.
There are no other condiments, that's all.
"Tie Tie, have you ever fried a steak?" Wu Hu asked.
Tie Tie nodded and said, "It's fried!" ”
Milk Cha Lun and Lao Hu also smiled: "I've done it too!" ”
They may not be able to cook other dishes, but fried steaks, they have tried.
Wu Hu smiled and said, "Okay, you look at the heat of the steak, and decide for yourself how cooked the steak is." I want it to be fully cooked, and I'm not afraid of old beef. ”
After a pause, he added, "But I also advise you to eat fully cooked!" Don't look back, your stomach can't stand the irritation, and if there are other problems, then it's really happy and sad. ”
Everyone nodded, thinking that it was better to listen to Wu Hu's persuasion and not to be entangled in a little familiarity.
Then, Wu Hu began to cook the dish of stir-fried mushroom slices with beef.
Twenty minutes later, the crowd sat around the table, and in front of them lay a plate, or a large bowl, with a steak on the plate or in the bowl.
Someone used the tomato sauce fried by Wu Hu and poured it on top of the steak. Some use the sauce of the beef fried mushroom slices fried by Wu Hu, and by the way, some mushroom slices are sandwiched and put on the side.
Everything seems to be full of rituals.
At the same time, they also got a coconut shell bowl of chicken soup and chicken.
It's a pity that a dinner knife and fork are missing.
There is no need to be afraid of a table knife, Wu Hu directly used their saber to chop vegetables, roasted it on the fire a few times, and after killing the fungus, he directly brought the steak in front of Yahuazi to himself.
Watching Wu Hu cut the steak for Yahuazi, Yahuazi smiled at the corner of his lips and watched silently.
Sister Mina and Sister Tietie watched the movements in Wu Hu's hands. Fortunately, Wolf Warrior Jing and they were also watching, so everyone didn't think there was anything strange about it.
But Wu Hu himself could feel that the two younger sisters were a little jealous, and the meaning revealed in their little eyes was a bit dangerous.
So, after helping Yahuazi, Wu Hu successively helped the steak of the two sisters to be cut. Then he put down the knife, sandwiched the whole steak himself, and ate it in a big gulp.
Wolf Warrior Jing and the three men couldn't help but be stunned when they saw Wu Hu like this.
Old Hu took a knife and a saber, cut up the steak, and asked, "Fat Tiger, don't you cut it?" ”
Wu Hu shook his head and said, "I don't have to, I can eat something in a few bites." ”
Milk Cha Lun smiled: "Fat Tiger, you are so unparticular, you have no sense of ceremony at all, you will be laughed at rudely, and you don't know how to eat steak." ”
"The mouth grows on people's faces, and people laugh when they love to laugh! Now it's not a high-profile occasion, why pay attention to it? Wu Hu shook his head and chuckled, "It's like someone on the Internet always ridicules some people for not knowing how to eat steak, saying that steak is not medium-rare." I wondered, you can do it in seven weeks, you can do it in nine weeks, why can't you do it in eight weeks? Cooking skills are so good, what kind of chef should you be? Do you understand what it means to adapt measures to local conditions? ”
Hearing Wu Hu say this, Wolf Warrior Jing and the others were a little speechless.
They estimated that the taunt of the fat tiger would definitely cause discomfort to some people.
But in the live broadcast room, more people are echoing Wu Hu.
"I don't think there's anything wrong with what Fat Tiger said! Some people just cling to certain Western dogmas and always feel that the rules they have formulated are right. ”
"That's right! I just like medium-rare steaks, what's wrong? ”
"That's it! You laugh at me for not understanding those exquisiteness, and I laugh at your cooking garbage! ”
"Huh? Didn't anyone come out to refute the fat tiger? The fat tiger has stepped on your face! ”
"Hahaha...... Because Fat Tiger is shameless and says that he is useless! ”
"A man who treats ignorance as amusement and says he's a nonsense!"
"Haha...... Isn't that what happened? ”
"What a big face! I don't know where the confidence comes from, dare to say that people are fat and ignorant. ”
"Have you noticed that Fat Tiger feels a little angry!"
"What's wrong with the angry youth? I can't get used to seeing some people who can't get up when they kneel on the ground, and they're all in the 10s! Haven't the bones hardened yet? ”
"It's hard! It's just too hard, and the result can't get up! ”
"Haha......"
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At this time, Tie Tie Sister put two steaks on the plate into Wu Hu's bowl, and everyone's eyes couldn't help but look at her.
Tietie Sister smiled: "I can't eat so much, Brother Tiger will definitely not be full." ”
Tietie Tie Sister's meal is not large, so everyone can understand it.
Wu Hu smiled: "Then you can drink more chicken soup!" ”
Seeing this, Yahuazi gave Wu Hu the chicken in her coconut shell bowl, "This steak is enough to eat, this is for you to ......"
Seeing that the two sisters were like this, Sister Mina was not to be outdone.
Seeing this scene, the three of them, Wolf Warrior Jing and Milk Cha Lun, were even more speechless, feeling that they should not be at the table, but should be at the bottom of the table, so as to make room for them.
Eat a good meal, you have the feeling of being stuffed with dog food, who to reason with?
Originally, netizens who were still fighting with some sheepdogs in the live broadcast room, when they saw this picture, they stopped fighting, and then turned their heads and scolded Wu Hu for not being a son of man, and actually robbing their wives of food. They completely ignore that this is a voluntary gift from a girl.
But jealousy makes people unrecognizable. Therefore, it is completely understandable that a jealous man would do some stupid things that he turns a blind eye to.
Where did Wu Hu know the strange thoughts of netizens, and his concern for the three girls was naturally fully accepted, after all, it was shameful to waste food! Isn't it normal for them to be able to finish their meals and help themselves? He didn't think there was anything wrong with it at all.
At this moment, in Wu Hu's live broadcast room, which was originally full of scolding barrage, suddenly jumped out of this jump, "Go to the main live broadcast room, something big happened to the four groups!" ”
"What's wrong?"
"See for yourself."
When some curious netizens entered the main live broadcast room with curiosity, they were directly shocked by the live broadcast screen. I saw the remaining four teammates in the four groups, all of whom had extremely different faces, and all of them were lying there picking their throats and eyes, and vomiting there.
On the barrage, it's all about, "What's wrong?" ”
"What's going on?"
"Did you eat the wrong thing?"
"No, it won't! Is the four groups so miserable? ”
"It's just a decline from beginning to end!"
"The four groups are finished! Probably food poisoning! ”
"What about the program team, the medical team?"
……
At this point, the screen switches to half of the screen, which is the picture of the medical team rushing to the fourth group.
The host Hu Xiaotian was also pulled out, "Hello everyone, I'm Hu Xiaotian, everyone has also seen the situation of the four groups, and the medical team is rushing over there urgently." It is not clear what the specific situation is, but what can be known is that it should be food poisoning. ”
Hearing this, everyone understands that the four groups are going to be finished!