001: Different wedding planning
"Teacher Zeng, it's only half past five in the morning, what is the important thing that you woke me up from the room?"
Xia Chan was on the sofa in the living room of 3601, trying to open her hazy sleepy eyes, glanced at the hour hand hanging in the living room, looked at Zeng Xiaoxian who was in a state of excitement in front of her and said, "You know, Mr. Zeng, people's physique cannot be compared. ”
"For example, Mr. Zeng, you are used to going to the show at night, and you can only catch up on sleep during the day."
"And I have to sleep 10 hours a day to get refreshed."
"So Mr. Zeng, do you know that I'm very sleepy now!"
"Isn't that exciting?" Zeng Xiaoxian said, looking at Xia Cicada's sleepy appearance, he walked quickly to the refrigerator, opened the refrigerator and took a glass of lemonade from it.
Zeng Xiaoxian raised his sexy eyebrows and said to Xia Chan: "Yifei special lime drink, a must-have to refresh your mind." ”
Zeng Xiaoxian said and handed the lemonade to Xia Cicada.
Xia Cicada subconsciously took it and took a sip, and the sour taste directly stimulated Xia Chan's whole body to tremble.
The whole mouth is sour!
All of a sudden, Xia Cicada opened her big eyes, and the sleepiness disappeared without a trace.
Xia Chan looked at the lemon tea in his hand and sighed: "Yifei's creative ability is indeed strong, buy the lemon tea on the market, and then buy the lime back and squeeze it into juice and add it, it will become a special lime drink." ”
"Tell me, Mr. Zeng, what's the matter with you?"
"After that, I can go back to my room and get some sleep."
"I thought of a wedding plan, and I want to analyze it for Xia Chan." Zeng Xiaoxian's sexy eyebrows jumped to each other and said to Xia Chan.
Xia Chan looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "Wedding? Teacher Zeng, you and Yifei? ”
Hearing Xia Chan's words, Zeng Xiaoxian didn't think about it, and directly stretched out his hands to block Xia Chan's mouth, but they were all blocked by Xia Chan.
"Teacher Zeng, your knee-jerk reaction shows that I'm right, you really like Yifei!" Xia Chan's playful gaze and tone said to Zeng Xiaoxian.
Zeng Xiaoxian was forced by Xia Chan to be anxious, and blurted out directly: "Don't talk nonsense, I may like a woman like Hu Yifei so likely." ”
"Yifei, what kind of woman is in your heart, Teacher Zeng?" Xia Chan asked Zeng Xiaoxian in pursuit.
"This, this, this ···························"
Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't speak.
Xia Chan's reaction when he looked at Zeng Xiaoxian was the obvious inconsistency.
When Xia Chan wanted to continue asking, he saw a red figure that was as quiet as a virgin and moved like a mad rabbit appeared behind Zeng Xiaoxian.
It is Hu Yifei without a doubt!
Xia Chan seemed to be able to see the killing intent emerging from Hu Yifei's body, and hurriedly changed the topic and said, "Teacher Zeng, don't you want to talk about wedding planning." ”
Zeng Xiaoxian's mind didn't turn around at all, and his mind was full of the questions that Xia Chan asked earlier.
So after Zeng Xiaoxian heard the word wedding again, he shouted directly: "Xia Chan, I said it all, it's not my wedding with Hu Yifei, I am so likely to marry a woman like Hu Yifei." ”
Hu Yifei stood behind Zeng Xiaoxian, stretched his head forward, and said clearly and slowly in Zeng Xiaoxian's ear: "Zeng Xiaoxian, can you repeat what you just said." ”
At this moment, Xia Chan could clearly see the changes on Zeng Xiaoxian's face.
From disbelief, to suspicion, to reaching out and snatching the lemon tea from Xia Chan's hand and drinking it all, the whole face was deformed by acid.
But Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth kept muttering: "It must be that I am asleep, it must be that I am asleep, it must be that I am asleep, it must be that I am asleep·····················"
Hu Yifei raised his hand with lightning speed, and flashed at Zeng Xiaoxian!
Xia Chan only heard a 'bang', and saw Zeng Xiaoxian coming in circles like performing ballet, then rolled his eyes, leaned his head on the sofa and fainted.
Zeng Xiaoxian was beaten by Hu Yifei twice in three days, and he has already been beaten with antibodies!
But Xia Cicada is different, not to mention a flash, even Hu Yifei's ordinary attack is enough to send Xia Cicada to the hospital.
So Xia Chan looked at Hu Yifei looking at him like a sword, immediately raised his hands, and swore: "Yifei, you know the law of my biological clock, without the interference of external forces, you won't wake up if you don't sleep for ten hours a day." ”
"It was Mr. Zeng who woke me up and said that he wanted to talk about what kind of wedding planning I was talking about."
"Then Mr. Zeng suddenly babbled nonsense and said something that I didn't understand at all."
"Yifei, I know you're going to believe me!"
"Do you think I should trust you?" Hu Yifei looked at Xia Cicada murderously and said slowly.
Xia Chan had an idea, remembered the breakfast buying method, and said quickly: "I think you will definitely believe Yifei." ”
"And it's time for breakfast, I'll go downstairs and buy breakfast for you."
"There's a sandwich in the fridge that I bought last night for breakfast." Hu Yifei was unmoved, and looked at Xia Chan with his hands and said.
Xia Chan saw that breakfast couldn't impress Hu Yifei, so she immediately increased her chips and said: "Yifei, I admit my mistake, so I'll treat you tonight, you can choose the restaurant, and you can order whatever the dishes are." ”
"That's pretty much it." Seeing this, Hu Yifei nodded with satisfaction, turned around and went to the refrigerator to take out sandwiches and pure milk and began to heat them up in the microwave.
Xia Chan breathed a sigh of relief when she saw this scene.
Xia Chan didn't have the idea of going back to her room to sleep, but sat at the dining table and waited for breakfast.
After about three minutes, I heard a 'ding' sound, and the aroma of sandwiches and plain milk mixed together wafted out of the microwave.
This aroma also made Zeng Xiaoxian's brows jump up and down.
Soon, Zeng Xiaoxian woke up from his coma, looked at Xia Chan and Hu Yifei next to the dining table, and muttered to himself: "What happened just now should be a dream." ”
Xia Chan started directly, holding a sandwich in one hand and pure milk in the other, eating a sandwich and a mouthful of pure milk, hearing Zeng Xiaoxian's voice, he turned his head to look at the past, and said, "Teacher Zeng, come over and eat when you wake up." ”
Zeng Xiaoxian heard Xia Chan's words, but he didn't move, and his eyes subconsciously looked at Hu Yifei.
Hu Yifei spoke: "Come over for breakfast, and then explain the wedding planning clearly." ”
"It's coming, it's coming." Zeng Xiaoxian stood up and ran over.
Xia Chan looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and said jokingly: "Teacher Zeng, I won't come when I call you, Yifei will call you over, tsk~~~~~~~tt"
Zeng Xiaoxian directly retorted: "Xia Chan, if you want to die, don't take me with you, I don't want to die yet." ”
"To the point!" Hu Yifei knocked on the table and spoke.
"I planned a wedding plan for Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu."
Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows and said, "You have to believe me, this is a great wedding plan!" ”
"This is the inspiration that I have been meditating for a few days, and after adding your moon and my heart tonight, one of the listeners who called over, after listening to it, I promise not to disappoint Xia Chan and Yifei."
Zeng Xiaoxian was about to tell his plan when he was interrupted by Hu Yifei.
Hu Yifei opened his mouth and said: "Didn't Tian Erniu leave all the matters of the wedding to me to arrange, so let Zeng Xiaoxian do the wedding planning?" ”
"Wang Tiezhu left all the matters of the wedding to me to arrange." Zeng Xiaoxian replied.
After Zeng Xiaoxian finished answering, his eyes and Hu Yifei's gaze met, and a spark of unwillingness flashed in it.
Although Zeng Xiaoxian's combat effectiveness is weak, his ability to be beaten is surprisingly strong!
Zeng Xiaoxian woke up after only three minutes of being knocked unconscious by Hu Yifei's bullet, and this ability to be beaten is still being enhanced.
"Wait, Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu?"
Xia Cicada swallowed the sandwich, and after drinking the hot milk, he stretched out his hands to block Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei's gaze, and said: "Those two have lived in this building for five years but have never met once, but some time ago, I remember that Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu met on May 20, and then fell in love with each other at first sight?" ”
Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei nodded at the same frequency!
"But they held a wedding, what does it have to do with Teacher Zeng and Yifei and the two of you?"
Xia Chan asked Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei: "Don't tell me, Mr. Zeng, you are Wang Tiezhu's good buddy, Yifei is Tian Erniu's best friend, this nonsense reason." ”
Since Xia Chan stayed in 3601, Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu did not stay in 3601.
Zeng Xiaoxian, Hu Yifei and Wang Tiezhu, Tian Erniu, the relationship between the two is at most a neighbor who looks up and doesn't see him when he looks down.
Zeng Xiaoxian's little eyes quickly turned his head, and he found a reason to speak: "What, Xia Chan, I am a radio host and the vice chairman of the community, I am famous and credible, and I can borrow the park in our community to hold a wedding." ”
"So Wang Tiezhu came to me to do the wedding planner and asked me to arrange all the matters of the wedding, which is reasonable!"
Hu Yifei raised his swan-like neck, looked at Xia Chan, and said as if to Zeng Xiaoxian: "Erniu thinks that the wedding is going to be lively, and everyone who lives in this community wants to give Hu Yifei a face, so let me arrange everything for the wedding, which is more reasonable." ”
Listening to the reasons that Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei said, Xia Chan thought in her heart, going around and around still made the plot begin.
"And what's your wedding plan?" Xia Chan asked.
"Of course, it is a Chinese-style wedding, a phoenix crown, one worship heaven and earth, two worship the high hall, and the husband and wife worship each other!"
"Of course, it's a Western-style wedding, a wild band, a senior priest, laughter, applause and blessings!"
Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei replied in unison.
When the voice fell, there was a silence for tens of seconds.
Zeng Xiaoxian took the lead in attacking: "Chinese wedding, we must respect tradition!" ”
Hu Yifei shook his hair and fought back: "It's right to respect tradition, but Erniu grew up abroad, not to mention that the wedding is only this time in her life, so she wants a Western-style one!" ”
"Chinese tradition, rightly so!" Zeng Xiaoxian roared loudly, not to be outdone.
"Bang!" Hu Yifei slapped the table and yelled at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Why are you shouting so loudly." ”
"This is Erniu's opinion, and Erniu has full authority to let me be responsible, I say that Western style is Western style!"
Zeng Xiaoxian was taken aback by Hu Yifei's actions, shrank his whole body, and said cruelly to Hu Yifei: "Tiezhu still let me be responsible, I said that Chinese style is Chinese style!" ”
"Let's go, let's go find Erniu and Wang Tiezhu to see who is responsible!" Hu Yifei grabbed Zeng Xiaoxian's arm and said.
Then Xia Chan watched Zeng Xiaoxian resist powerlessly and dragged Hu Yifei out of the gate of 3601.
Zeng Xiaoxian's head also hit the threshold, and Xia Chan immediately picked up the hot milk on the table and poured it and drank it to suppress the shock.