015: Three waves mantra

Love apartment is located in the urban area, convenient transportation, there is a subway outside the door, and the nearby school resources and hospital resources are among the top existence!

But love apartments belong to rental apartments, and they are not allowed to buy and sell.

In addition, the tenants are all teenagers, so the rent is not high.

Xia Chan rents a room of 3602, and the monthly rent is 2000, plus the utility bill is 2200!

And Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia belong to the couple, water and electricity are free, plus they applied for love benefits, the rent was halved, and the two of them added up to 2,000 rent a month!

Although Lu Ziqiao is said to be a jobless vagrant, Chen Meijia has a job.

Chen Meijia, as Guan Gu Magic's comic assistant, is responsible for buying materials and three meals a day for Guan Gu Magic.

Every month, Guan Gu magically gave Chen Meijia a salary of up to 5,000!

Xia Chan looked at Lu Ziqiao with strange eyes.

Lu Ziqiao's appearance is still quite capable, coupled with a yuppie charm, which is very attractive to women.

And from the past half month, Xia Chan observed the daily life of Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia, although they are noisy and noisy, but they are very close to each other, and there is a sense of going with the flow between the two subconsciously.

It's obviously a couple with deep feelings!

Therefore, Xia Chan said bitterly to Lu Ziqiao: "Although I don't approve of boys eating soft rice, but when there are always difficulties in life, it is normal to compromise with your girlfriend once or twice, four or five times, seven or eight times." โ€

Lu Ziqiao immediately jumped up from the sofa, spoke righteously to Xia Chan, and said brightly: "Xia Chan, your words are insulting. โ€

"My Lu Ziqiao is a manly man, standing up to the sky, so it is possible to bow my head and let Chen Meijia pay."

"So Xia Chan, can you lend me 2,000 and let me pay the rent."

"Believe me, I, Lu Ziqiao, promise to return the money to you as soon as I have it."

"For this reason, I am willing to put the Lu family's Spring and Autumn Period on Xia Chan you, this is a treasure book of pickled girls that is hard to find in the rivers and lakes."

From the third sentence onwards, Lu Ziqiao's tone changed, becoming a kind of assurance and pleading.

The tone change between the front and back was extremely smooth, and Xia Chan even had an urge to pay Lu Ziqiao on the spot.

In addition, Lu Ziqiao showed the Lu family Spring and Autumn in front of Xia Chan from his arms, and waited for Xia Chan to pay for it.

But Xia Chan has no cash at all, and the payment is paid by scanning the code with the mobile phone.

And even if the rent is automatically deducted from the bank card every month, because Xia Chan has received too many gifts from the world, he doesn't know how much money he has.

So Xia Chan also took out his mobile phone from his arms.

But Chen Meijia knew that she and Lu Ziqiao were pretending to be a couple, and the rent was 1,000 per person, but Xia Chan didn't know.

If Xia Chan lends Lu Ziqiao 2,000, Lu Ziqiao will take out 1,000 to borrow rent, and the remaining 1,000 will definitely be taken out to pick up girls.

Chen Meijia naturally couldn't let Lu Ziqiao succeed, so she quickly stopped: "Xia Chan, don't lend Lu Ziqiao this bastard, lending him money is a meat bun beating people, and he will be eaten and wiped clean." โ€

"Chen Meijia, what's wrong with me borrowing money with my own ability." Lu Ziqiao saw Chen Meijia sabotage her and the two-for-one borrowing and chic plan, and muttered in his mouth: "And I used the Lu family's Spring and Autumn as collateral and pressed it on Xia Chan." โ€

"Lu Ziqiao, your face is really thicker than the wall!" Chen Meijia stretched out her right hand to Lu Ziqiao and gave a downward thumbs up.

"Ziqiao, your girlfriend said so, I can't borrow this money."

Xia Chan also nodded at Lu Ziqiao and said, "But Ziqiao, it's not a shame to eat so many times of soft rice!" โ€

"There is still half a month to go before the rent is paid, and I don't believe that with my Lu Ziqiao's physique, figure, and charm, I can't get a mere rent."

After Lu Ziqiao finished speaking, he gave Chen Meijia a waiting look, turned around and went back to his room.

Xia Chan looked at Lu Ziqiao's back, and an idea appeared in his mind, that is, 'cow'!

Xia Chan looked at the time displayed on the phone, it was already 5:50!

Xia Chan looked at Chen Meijia and asked, "Meijia, it's all this time, aren't you cooking today?" โ€

"Guan Gu hasn't come back yet." Chen Meijia played with the teddy bear in her hand and replied.

"Okay, then I'll go to 3601 for dinner." Xia Cicada said loudly.

Half a month ago, Xia Chan was also familiar with Chen Meijia, Lu Ziqiao, and Guan Gu.

But Xia Chan still went to 3601 for dinner, because this month's meal money Xia Chan was handed over to Hu Yifei as early as the beginning of the month.

and for three consecutive years, Xia Chan is also used to eating with Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian.

In addition, she was not familiar with Chen Meijia at the beginning, and Xia Chan was embarrassed to stay for dinner.

But Xia Chan had just come out of 3602, and he bumped into Lin Wanyu, who had just come out of 3601.

Lin Wanyu took a small step back to dodge.

"It turned out to be Xia Cicada." Lin Wanyu patted her chest and said with a little rapid breath.

Suddenly there's a person in front of you, and it's heart-pounding.

Xia Chan also asked, "Wanyu, it's almost dinner time, what are you doing when you go out?" โ€

After Lin Wanyu appealed for breathing, she said with a lively and happy smile on her face: "The red beans I ordered have arrived, and I want to go downstairs to pick them up." โ€

"Red Bean, isn't there a supermarket downstairs? Why do you want to order? Xia Chan looked at Lin Wanyu suspiciously and asked.

"Xia Chan, have you heard of Wang Wei's lovesickness?"

"I've heard of it!" Xia Cicada nodded.

I remember that when I was studying in the past, the Chinese teacher talked about Wang Wei and the poem Acacia.

"Red beans are born in the south, and a few branches are sent in spring."

"May you pick more, this thing is the most lovely."

Lin Wanyu held her heart in both hands, and her pupils were also flashing (ห†โ—กห†ิ…) and said: "The seller said that as long as this red bean sprouts and grows, you can harvest love!" โ€

Faced with Lin Wanyu's statement, Xia Chan didn't know if he wanted to say that this was not a means used by merchants to cut leeks.

But Xia Chan is not a person who is allergic to romance after all, and Lu Zhanbo's voice came from 3601.

"Wanyu, did you forget something?"

At the same time, the door of 3601's apartment opened, and Lu Zhanbo's figure appeared in front of Xia Chan and Lin Wanyu.

Later, Hu Yifei's singing voice of 'You are my lover, a woman like a rose, with your thick lips', came out from 3601.

"Xia Cicada is also there."

After Lu Zhanbo looked at Xia Chan and said a word, his eyes stayed on Lin Wanyu, touched the back of his head and said, "What, it's not safe outside recently, so Wanyu, I can go with you." โ€

Lin Wanyu looked at Lu Zhanbo with an interesting gaze and said: "Zhanbo, in the United States, it is not illegal between sisters and brothers. โ€

"And I'll bless you, too."

After Lin Wanyu finished speaking, she walked towards the elevator.

"Wanyu, I'll go with you." Lu Zhanbo shouted and followed Lin Wanyu.

Xia Cicada shook her shoulders and walked towards 3601.

In 3601, seeing that Lu Zhanbo went out and didn't come back, Xia Chan walked in.

Hu Yifei asked Xia Chan: "What's the situation, I'm so old and so stupid my younger brother went there." โ€

Zhan Bo followed Wanyu downstairs.

Xia Chan sat on the sofa and answered Hu Yifei and asked, "There is also Yifei, it's almost 6 o'clock now, what are you going to do for dinner?" โ€

"Zeng Xiaoxian went out with Guan Gu in the afternoon and hasn't come back yet, so he said that he would bring some seafood back when he came back."

"When Zeng Xiaoxian comes back from the seafood, I'll make seafood egg fried rice!"

After Hu Yifei answered, he asked Xia Chan: "In addition, Xia Chan just now, you also saw Zhanbo and Wanyu outside the door, and I think it is not very suitable for the two of them to look at it." โ€

Hearing the familiar question, Xia Chan hesitated for a while, and then slowly spoke: "Yifei, even if these two people are very suitable?" โ€

"Could it be that Yifei is ready to confess to Wanyu for Zhanbo?"

Saying that, Xia Chan remembered what Lin Wanyu said at the door just now, and then joked to Hu Yifei: "By the way, in the United States, homosexuality is not illegal!" โ€

"I'm Hu Yifei, female, male!"

Hu Yifei glanced at Xia Chan with murderous eyes and said, "What's more, I have the 'Three Waves Mantra', a nirvana magic weapon." โ€

"Under my wise command, wouldn't Zhan Bo be able to capture Wanyu."

Hu Yifei is full of confidence!

In order for his family to reproduce offspring, Hu Yifei is ready to command in person.

Xia Chan looked at Hu Yifei speechlessly, and she didn't know where Hu Yifei's confidence came from?

Beat Zeng Xiaoxian every day?

And I have never heard of the existence of the Sanlang mantra, which should have been created by Hu Yifei himself.

But the crux of the matter is that Hu Yifei has never been in love at all, and even the relationship between him and Zeng Xiaoxian is procrastinating, if there is no one of them taking the initiative or a third party appearing, I am afraid that it will drag to the ends of the earth and will not speak.

"Yifei, what is your Sanlang mantra?" Xia Chan asked with a bit of curiosity.

First: waste!

Wasters, even if you can walk but must fight, you must send more than 999 roses on Valentine's Day, you must eat in a Western restaurant, and you may wish to use a 100-yuan bill to wipe your nose if necessary.

Second: Romance!

That is to say, there is a mood, a candlelight dinner is indispensable, and when a typhoon comes, you have to hug her like the heroes and heroines of the Titannico to show off in the wind, of course, you must be careful not to be blown away, as for words like I love you, you must be ingenious.

Third: Wave Scream!

This is the most crucial step, you need to sing love songs with her, and use the singing voice to draw out her emotions.

When the time comes, you can kill with one hit!

After listening to Yifei's words, Xia Chan said helplessly: "Yifei, are you sure you are not confused?" โ€

"Can Zhanbo's character really be executed according to your three waves mantra? Instead of a 'snap' halfway through, he was beaten back by Wan Yu? โ€