038: Goose Goose Goose
The big white goose also waved its wings and charged towards Lu Zhanbo, and launched a 'peck' attack on Lu Zhanbo!
Lu Zhanbo also picked up the wooden paddle of the raft, and played back and forth with the big white goose, looking evenly matched.
You must know that the combat power of the big white goose is a terrifying existence that can be compared to that of an adult Chinese alligator.
Coupled with the pain that could be felt from the arm that had just been pecked by the big white goose, Lu Zhanbo anxiously shouted to Xia Chan who was sitting on the other side of the raft: "Xia Chan, what should I do now?" ”
The sun shone on my body, and sweat kept pouring out.
Xia Chan wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said with a step that was not a solution: "If you don't sing praises to this big white goose, maybe it will give up attacking you as soon as it is in a good mood." ”
Eulogize?
Lu Zhanbo felt that Xia Chan's words were a bit unreliable, but seeing the big white goose in front of him becoming more and more courageous, he could only be a dead horse as a live horse doctor.
Lu Zhanbo quickly thought about what was singing the praises of the big white goose in his mind.
And in the park of the love apartment, Lu Ziqiao, Zeng Xiaoxian, and Guan Gu are also discussing.
"Teacher Zeng, Guan Gu, don't you think Xia Cicada is too much." Lu Ziqiao was the first to speak.
During this period of time, with a first-class Chinese teacher, Guan Gu Magic's understanding of Chinese can be described as a rapid progress.
As long as it is not too complicated and has multiple meanings, Guan Gu has begun to gradually understand and understand.
Guan Gu looked at Lu Ziqiao in confusion and asked, "Is he too much there?" ”
Lu Ziqiao took out his copycat mobile phone, opened it and found the post bar of Xie Yuhua, each post had selfies and artistic photos shared by different beauties.
It can be described as plum orchid bamboo chrysanthemum, a hundred flowers compete for beauty!
However, Lu Ziqiao's copycat mobile phone can send these photos clearly, which is completely a black technology.
"Ziqiao, you're right, Xia Cicada is indeed too much."
Zeng Xiaoxian showed a stern look on his face and condemned: "Everyone is a brother, and it is wrong and immoral to eat alone when there is a benefit, and it is not in our hearts to take our brotherhood to heart." ”
"We must seriously criticize Xia Chan and let him take us in."
"You're right, Sekiya!"
Since his honorary three-legged cat signed a contract with the publishing house, Guan Gu has been looking for his second wish, which is love.
So Guan Gu also nodded and responded: "Yes!" ”
But Guan Gu is still quite confused and overwhelmed by the concept of 'love', and he doesn't even know how to look for it from that angle, so his mind is still very clear.
Guan Gu asked magically: "I remember Xia Chan said that he is not the leader of the group, and he has no right to take us in." ”
Lu Ziqiao showed a mysterious smile on his face and said, "Do you remember how Xia Cicada entered these fan groups? ”
"It's an autographed photo of Xie Yuhua." Zeng Xiaoxian replied.
"That's right, it's an autographed photo of Xie Yuhua!"
Lu Ziqiao affirmed Zeng Xiaoxian's answer, nodded and said, "As long as we get that signed photo of Xie Yuhua, we can enter the group of beautiful women without much effort." ”
"With my understanding of Xia Chan, coupled with such a hot day, Xia Chan will definitely not bring a signature photo with him."
"Then this autograph photo must be in Xia Chan's room."
"But I understand that Xia Cicada's room is generally locked, and you need a key to open it."
"So I thought of such a way, that is, Mr. Zeng, you and Guan Gu buy a bunch of delicious food, attract Xia Chan's attention, and ask Xia Chan not to close the door and come to the living room, I will take the opportunity to go in and steal Xie Yuhua's autographed photo."
"At that time, everyone will be able to swim from it!"
After Lu Ziqiao finished speaking, he also showed a smug smile, feeling that his plan was perfect.
Zeng Xiaoxian also cooperated to show a cheap smile, and his teeth glistened in the sunlight.
"Why don't we ask Xia Cicada directly?" Guan Gu magically broke the smiles of Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian, and asked a question.
Guan Gu was magical, and this question immediately silenced Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian.
According to Xia Chan's character, if you really ask Xia Cicada to come and return it, Xia Cicada should also give it, right?
But the atmosphere is here, and it's not good to bring up this topic.
"Let's clean up the trash in the park." Zeng Xiaoxian diverted the topic and said.
"Teacher Zeng is right." Lu Ziqiao did not mention his own topic, but in line with Zeng Xiaoxian's words.
Guan Gu is magical, but he can't understand why the atmosphere has changed all of a sudden.
Lu Ziqiao, Zeng Xiaoxian, and Guan Gu also began to clean up the garbage in the park.
Lu Zhanbo brainstormed for a while, and found that the wooden oars had been pecked out of several small holes by the big white goose, and immediately shouted: "Goose goose goose, song to the sky; The white hair floats in the green water, and the red anthurium plucks the clear waves. ”
After hearing Lu Zhanbo's words, the big white goose pecked even harder.
"Xia Chan, it's useless." Lu Zhanbo waved the wooden oar and said bitterly.
"Bring in feelings!" Xia Cicada sweated like rain and fished out the garbage under the artificial lake, and replied to Lu Zhanbo without looking back.
Affection?
Bringing affection to a big white goose?
Lu Zhanbo stared at the big white goose, trying to imagine the big white goose in front of him as a woman, and suddenly shouted loudly: "Goose goose goose, song to the sky; The white hair floats in the green water, and the red anthurium plucks the clear waves. ”
The big white goose was startled by Lu Zhanbo's eyes and the sudden loud voice, and even slowed down the speed of pecking.
Lu Zhanbo saw that there was an effect, his eyes brought deep emotion, and he stared at the big white goose and shouted continuously: "Goose goose goose, the song sings to the sky; The white hair floats in the green water, and the red anthurium plucks the clear waves. ”
"Goose goose goose, song to the sky; The white hair floats in the green water, and the red anthurium plucks the clear waves. ”
"Goose Goose Goose ~~~~~~~~~~~"
In addition, the wooden oar in Lu Zhanbo's hand did not stop, and kept waving, which made the big white goose frightened, and flapped its wings directly and flapped its wings and fled.
"Xia Chan, what you said is really true." Lu Zhanbo said affirmative words to Xia Chan.
"Okay, hurry up and pick up the garbage, pick it up early and go back to blow the air conditioner early." Xia Chan wiped the sweat on his face and said to Lu Zhanbo.
"Oh oh oh!" Lu Zhanbo nodded quickly and began to clean up the garbage in the artificial lake.
When Xia Chan and Lu Zhanbo were almost cleaning up the artificial lake, they suddenly heard an extremely loud shout from the park.
"Why is there a hornet's nest under this seat, it's so big."
"Ahhhh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~h
"Flax Falls, Flax Falls, Butterfly ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
"Pain, pain, pain, pain, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"