Chapter 355: Take down the tooth flower, I can die here
A series of things collided together, and the traffic bonus to Wu Hu can be said to be unimaginable. This night, the hot search entries about Wu Hu almost occupied half of the top ten of the Weibo hot search list, and Wang Banbi had to drool when he saw it.
Fat Tiger won the rookie warrior monk dragon in the boxing world, Fat Tiger did not deny that he was in love with Liu Qianqian, Fat Tiger boxed for money, Fat Tiger's gorgeous kicking skills, and the boxing world reappeared in the martial arts figure······
Every case, every piece, the protagonist is Wu Hu.
Obviously, there are no serious works on the market, but he seems to have the trend of top-notch.
He has many problems, he is not a perfect person, there are many people who like him, and there are many people who hate him, but these have fulfilled him and contributed to this huge traffic.
After watching this match, some martial arts fans began to study the video of Wu Hu and Brother Jia Qian in the boxing world, as well as the fight with the warrior monk Long.
It's a pity that Wu Hu's record is too small, and there are not enough points for research.
But from this battle between him and the warrior monk dragon, it was enough for some martial arts lovers to start chattering. It's not that you can't fight, but there aren't many people who practice martial arts and can fight.
It's not that you can't pass on martial arts, but people can't!
Otherwise, look at the fat tiger!
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The hustle and bustle on the Internet did not affect Wu Hu and Yahuazi's greasyness.
Although the micro-message message in the mobile phone never stopped, Wu Hu ignored it.
After Yahuazi finished blowing Wu Hu's hair, the two hugged each other again and began to communicate verbally, and finally gradually turned into rolling sheets.
Yahuazi is very bold, and it seems that she wants to make things a fact on a mission, so that her mother has nothing to say, and she has no idea of going back at all.
even cooperated with Wu Hu's movements, allowing Wu Hu to remove her full set of defenses more easily and quickly, and reset her state to zero.
Wu Hu also doesn't know what the consequences will be if he breaks the three chapters of Yahuazi's mother's covenant with Yahuazi, but Lang is affectionate and the concubine is intentional, where can he take care of so much?
So, in the clouds and rain, the wind roared above the nine skies, and the dragon and phoenix opened the grand prelude to the ancient dragon and phoenix war in an auspicious state.
Dragons can be big and small, and they can rise and hide; The big one is the clouds and the fog, and the small one is hidden and hidden; The rising is soaring between the universe, and the hidden is lurking in the waves.
Phoenix, out of the country of oriental gentlemen, soaring beyond the four seas, passing Kunlun, drinking the pillars, the weak water of the feathers, the Mo (twilight) wind (Dan) acupoint, see the world Daning.
The phoenix is flying, its feathers are beautiful, and it is also set to love.
This night, Wu Hu was very busy, busy with the coming-of-age ceremony of Yahuazi.
Yahuazi was also very busy, so busy that she didn't want to move in the end, and scolded Wu Hu there with her eyes closed, "Dead fat tiger, are you an animal? Aren't you tired? I'm so sleepy······
Just ask, which man will feel tired when facing a woman of this level for the first time? It must be "I can die here"!
What's more, with his pervert-level physical strength, it's still too early to "die".
In short, he never tires of it.
can see that the tooth flowers began to rot, and Wu Hu had no choice but to withdraw his troops. After all, the three fortresses have been captured, and the other side has to leave some leeway.
And this night, Yahua's mother had insomnia, and her daughter didn't come back, which said it all.
When I called for the first time, Yahuazi also said that she would come back in a while, and no one answered when she called again half an hour later, so it took a long time to reply to a message, "Mom, I slept at Fat Tiger, good night!"
What else could she do in the face of this situation? Running to knock on the door of the fat tiger room in the middle of the night? If that happens, the result will be even worse, and no matter how you explain it, it's wrong.
Although she has been trying her best to prevent her Chinese cabbage from rolling into the pigsty, she can't prevent her Chinese cabbage from being too active! In this world, what pig would not arch the cabbage?
Thinking that the Chinese cabbage that had been raised for more than 20 years fell into the pig's mouth, Yahua's mother was quite melancholy.
Time flashed to the next day, when Wu Hu woke up, it was already eight o'clock, looking at the woman in his arms, he was slightly distracted, and felt that it was a little unreal.
He couldn't help himself
Jesus reached out and stroked her hair and cheeks, feeling the real touch.
I don't know if his movements are a little big, and Yahuazi's eyes haven't opened, so he arched in his arms and muttered, "Fat Tiger, don't move, it's still painful!"
Wu Hu gently stroked her smooth back, "I didn't move! Sleep!"
"What time is it?"
"It's past eight o'clock, are you going back today?"
"Hmm! Let's go in the afternoon." As she spoke, she looked up, glanced at him, and then lowered her head and bit him on the chest, "You're an animal! You don't know how to pity me at all!"
Feeling the pain in his chest, Wu Hu gasped, "Please! What normal man holds you and doesn't think about things that make people impulsive! Who made you so outstanding?"
"Don't think about it again, I'll click it off if you think about it again!"
Feeling that his lifeline was being pinched, the corners of Wu Hu's lips twitched, "You tap, there is only one flaw in my body that is the most vulnerable."
Yahuazi snorted, "Dead fat tiger, and lied to me that it didn't hurt!"
Wu Hu couldn't help laughing, "Do you dare to believe this nonsense?" But soon, he couldn't laugh anymore, "It hurts, it hurts, you light, please be merciful!"
"Honestly, you are so skillful in your actions and last so long, how many exes have you experienced? How many am I to you?"
Wu Hu coughed lightly, "It's been a long time, that's my talent, it's not that you don't know that my physical strength is better than ordinary people, and I've been guarding myself like jade for several years."
"Phew! I've been guarding myself for more than 20 years! Am I proud?"
Wu Hu smiled, "You should be proud!"
Yahuazi pinched him again, "Don't change the subject!"
Wu Hu coughed lightly, "You are the first term, we will discuss it later, the question now is, you didn't go back last night, how do you face our mother?"
"Phew, shameless, it's our mother!" Yahuazi pinched him, gave him another look, and continued, "How else can you face it? She's not a fool, I didn't go back all night, she wouldn't have thought of this result? So, you'd better be kind to me in the future, don't make me the last loser, and don't let my mother laugh at me for being blind."
"Otherwise, let's take some time to get the card!" On impulse, the words blurted out.
Then his mind flashed to the figures of Tietie and Mina. "Are you serious?" Yahuazi looked up at Wu Hu.
Looking at the serious look in Yahuazi's dark eyes, Wu Hu had no choice but to nod vigorously, and he had to catch the cow that he blew out, even if he knelt.
"Think beautifully!" Yahuazi sighed and giggled, "We've only known each other for more than four months, and I want to follow you for the rest of my life!" If you betray me in the future, then I will become a second-married girl, how will I marry in the future, fat tiger, you are so vicious!"
"How can you tarnish people's innocence out of thin air?" Wu Hu reached out and gently pinched her little face, "Okay, get up!" I guess our mom will be angry! When I see her, whether I beat or scold, I will carry it, and I can't let you face the storm alone."
"How can my mother be so fierce? Don't slander her." Yahuazi didn't think about it, moved a position, and didn't move, "By the way, has the script of 'Star' been written?"
"I wrote it last weekend, and it's in my mailbox! I'll send it to you later. I took a cursory look and felt that if you want to perform that state, it takes a lot of subversion, you go back and think about it carefully, if you think there is anything wrong, you can bring it up to the company's screenwriter Lao Bai, and he is responsible for this script."
"It's good to have a sense of subversion!" Yahuazi said excitedly, "Then when are you going to shoot this drama?"
"Where's your schedule?"
"I'm not ready to take on other dramas, now that this drama is filmed, it's almost the New Year, and I have a break at the beginning of the year, and I have to run publicity for "A Chinese Ghost Story······
"Then I guess it's going to be later."
"It's okay, I'm figuring out the script, and it's time to rest."
"Before the filming of "The Four Famous Catches", I didn't mean that I wanted to invite you
Be a heroine? You really refused?"
"Well, no! I feel that they are changing the martial arts drama again, and the role of ruthless has actually been changed to a woman, think about it or forget it, wait for your "star" with peace of mind!"
After a pause, Yahuazi asked again, "By the way, when will the filming of the "Embroidered Spring Knife" you took begin? Didn't you prepare for it before?"
"I'm casting and waiting for the crew to start filming, and it's estimated that it's December. But I don't have a lot of scenes, so I'll just have time to finish the scenes in one go next year."
The two seemed to have endless topics to talk about, chatting and chatting, and it was more than nine o'clock.
Xiao Luo sent a message to Wu Hu, signaling that it was time for them to get up, they would return to the capital in the afternoon, and they would have to go to Kimchi Country tomorrow!
When Wu Hu and Yahuazi got up to clean up, Xiao Luo entered the door with food, and Yahua's mother followed in with a frosty face. Xiao Luo put down their 'breakfast', stuck out his tongue, and slipped away quietly with great interest, closing the door for them.
"Mom, sit down!"
Wu Hu is very dog-legged, and he is also very shameless to step forward to support his mother.
As a result, as soon as Yahuazi heard Wu Hu's "Mom", she was a little nervous, and laughed out loud, "Fat Tiger, you are so shameless!"
Yahua's mother was also a little nervous, glanced at Wu Hu, and shook her hand, "Don't scream!"
"Okay, sit down!"
Seeing Yahua's mother sit down, Wu Hu sat down, and then took out the breakfast and put it on the table. Yakako asked, "Mom, have you eaten it?"
"I'm so angry!" Yahua's mother glared at her stupid daughter.
Yahuazi grinned and lowered her head to eat breakfast, while Yahua's mother looked at Wu Hu.
When Wu Hu saw Yahua's mother coming over, he said, "Auntie, don't be angry first, I violated the agreement with you, it's me who is wrong!" So I want to get the certificate quietly with Sissi, but she doesn't want to, so you can help me persuade her."
Wu Hu's words caught Yahua's mother off guard, and she suddenly forgot what she wanted to say to Wu Hu.
She was stunned for a long time before she said, "This matter is really not in a hurry!
He knew that Wu Hu wanted to use this to appease their hearts, but if the evidence was useful, how could there be any divorce? She's been through that, so she doesn't believe in it at all.
But Wu Hu's attitude is okay.
With this attitude as a foundation, coupled with Wu Hu's shameless spirit, Yahua's mother did not go as mad as Wu Hu imagined, nor did she scold Yahuazi.
As for how he didn't look back, how Yahua's mother would count her cabbage, he couldn't control it. All in all, the breakfast went well.
After that, they cleaned up and asked the assistants to check out and leave the hotel, and there was a group of entertainment outside the hotel, and it took a lot of time to get into the car.
Yahuazi looked radiant and answered a few questions from reporters.
Among them is the question of whether she is here to cheer for Wu Hu, and whether she and Wu Hu are in love.
"I did come to cheer him on, I was afraid that he would be knocked out in the ring, but I didn't expect the opponent to be knocked out by him." Yahuazi smiled and said, "As for love, I originally wanted to try it, but thinking that in this way, Fat Tiger might be surrounded and beaten by my fans, thinking of that miserable picture, I felt that he was so pitiful, so I had to spare him first."
Yahuazi's answer made many entertainers laugh, and at the same time she was very excited, although she was denying that the two were in love, she didn't deny that she liked Fat Tiger, right?
The obstacle between them is her fans!
Maybe after a long time, fans are used to it, this pair, can it really be done?
On the way to the airport, Wu Hu was not in the same car as Yahuazi, he was holding his mobile phone to answer the backlog of care and congratulations from relatives and friends last night.
Among them, Tie Tie and Mina are naturally indispensable.
Tietie asked her when she would return to Beijing, and Mina began to get used to studying again, and she couldn't wait to fly to him right away, relying on him not to leave.
In the afternoon, Wu Hu said goodbye to Yahuazi at the airport, and the two parted ways, one went to the capital and the other went south
Yundian.
It's just that when Yahuazi walks, her body seems to be a little uncomfortable, and she frowns frequently when she sees Yahuazi's mother, and she wants to scold Wu Hu for a smooth ride.
Returning to the capital and getting rid of those entertainment jams at the airport is already on the lights.
Back in the community where he lived, Wu Hu asked Sister Tang, who came to pick up the airport, to sleep all the way, and also left the saliva on his shoulder.
When he got home, there was already a snail girl waiting for him at home, and she made a table of dishes for him. This snail girl is Tie Tie.
Wu Hu had given her the key to the house before, and Yahuazi also had one there.
Looking at the dinner that the Tianluo girl had carefully prepared for herself, Wu Hu smiled and asked, "Why are you here?" I thought I'd have to cook my own food when I come back!"
As he spoke, he and the snail girl hugged shallowly.
As a result, Tian Luo wrinkled his nose and asked, "I'm not surprised that you have the smell of Sister Sissi's perfume on you, but how can you still have Xiao Luo?" You won't be ······."
Wu Hu said speechlessly: "Don't say it, not only does it smell of her perfume, but there is also her saliva on this shoulder!" I don't know if she watched unhealthy things last night, and I slept all the way back from the airport by car, and my shoulders are still a little wet!"
When Tie Tie heard this, he covered his mouth and chuckled, "I'm arranging Xiao Luo again, hurry up and wash it, change clothes, and I'll go and bring the soup up······
Wu Hu muttered as he walked upstairs, "How is this choreography! Have you forgotten the fanfic she recommended to us? It's unsightly!"
Hearing this, Tie Tie couldn't help but snort again, and finally asked, "Brother Tiger, there is a book friend named 'I'm a Little Tiger' on the book friend list of that book, isn't it you?"
"What the hell? How can you tarnish people's innocence out of thin air?" Wu Hu scolded, but quickly came back to his senses, and looked at her with a smile, "Tietie, it turns out that you have been ······ all this time."
When Tie Tie heard this, he ran up to cover his mouth and threatened viciously, "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and take a bath!"
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After taking a shower and going downstairs, Tie Tie had already set up the dishes and chopsticks and served the rice, just like a little wife who was cooking at home and waiting for her husband to return, so that Wu Hu experienced the warmth of home.
After eating, they sat on the sofa and asked Tie Tie to help him dry his hair, and when it was over, the two sat on the sofa and watched TV, telling about what had happened these days.
During this period, there were constant phone calls, and there were many K song invitations from the Ming Sect Master, as well as Sister 800 million and others. However, they were all rejected by Wu Hu, and they will go to the kimchi country tomorrow, so they have to recuperate······ No, you have to be mentally minded.
What's more, there is a snail girl at home!
However, Miss Tianluo obviously had no intention of staying here, and at about eight o'clock, her assistant Xiaole came to pick her up.