Xia Cicada looked up at the hour hand hanging in the living room, and the big guy tossed it down a little bit!

At this time, suddenly a firelight appeared in everyone's sight.

Guan Gu magically rubbed his eyes, looked over, didn't see a spark, and involuntarily said: "I saw a spark just now, was it a spicy hallucination?" ”

"No, it's not an illusion." Xia Chan's eyes looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, Zeng Xiaoxian was eating Hu Yifei's fried rice with garlic spicy sauce and diced pork mushroom eggs, and said slowly: "This is Teacher Zeng who is so spicy that he is spitting." ”

"Teacher Zeng, what is the structure of your throat and body, which can breathe fire?" Lin Wanyu looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with a surprised expression and said.

Lu Zhanbo analyzed from a scientific point of view: "It should be that the taste is too spicy, and the temperature is too high, so it will appear in the appearance of firelight." ”

"It's similar to a mirage, it should be like this!"

"Is that what Zhanbo said?" Chen Meijia asked Lu Ziqiao secretly.

"Pretty much." Lu Ziqiao said with a well-informed look: "Don't talk about spitting fire, I often see spitting water." ”

At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian directly stuck out his tongue and kept sending lemonade into his mouth.

'~~~~~~Hiccup' A loud and satisfying hiccup came out of Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth.

And the fried rice with garlic spicy sauce, diced meat, mushroom eggs, and fried rice on the plate in front of Zeng Xiaoxian was empty.

"Teacher Zeng, is it delicious?" Xia Chan suddenly asked Zeng Xiaoxian.

Zeng Xiaoxian gave Xia Cicada a thumbs up and replied, "It's delicious!" ”

"Then I'll give you this one too." Xia Chan sent a plate of fried rice with garlic chili sauce and mushroom eggs in front of him to Zeng Xiaoxian, and said.

When Hu Yifei saw this scene, he couldn't open his mouth at all, so he directly reached out and picked up this plate of fried rice with garlic spicy sauce and mushroom eggs and poured it into the trash can, and poured other people's fried rice with garlic spicy sauce and mushroom eggs into the trash.

Hu Yifei explained after finishing it: "It's too spicy, and the stomach can't stand it." ”

"Oh, I see." Xia Chan looked at Hu Yifei and responded with a smile.

Hu Yifei was domineering, looked at Xia Chan confidently and said, "Do you have an opinion?" ”

Xia Cicada silently bowed her head and ate her ice cream.

Because Xia Chan understood that Hu Yifei was going to act angrily when he said it.

"Fei Fei, what are we going to eat for lunch?" Lin Wanyu asked Hu Yifei.

A girl's stomach is divided into two, one is used for staple food, and the other is used for desserts, milk tea and other snacks and drinks.

"Indeed, after a morning of shopping, I was indeed a little hungry." Chen Meijia nodded approvingly.

Hu Yifei said speechlessly: "You have eaten so many boxes of ice cream, and you have drunk seven or eight cartons of pure milk, as well as all the lemon tea I made, and you still say that you are hungry?" ”

Xia Chan spoke: "The key is that these things are not hungry." ”

Ice cream, pure milk, lemon tea, in the final analysis, are all liquids, and it is easy to rise if you drink too much, and if it rises, you have to go to the toilet, and after going to the toilet, it will be gone.

So, ice cream, pure milk, and lemon tea don't add up to a plate of egg fried rice.

"Okay, okay, I, Hu Yifei, dare to act, I invite you to go out to eat." Hu Yifei still relented.

The most important thing is that there is no leftover rice at home, and there is no diced meat left, and the garlic chili sauce is enough.

"Wait a minute, I have something to give to the bar downstairs, just take it down."

After Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking, he hurriedly ran out of 3602 and entered 3601's room.

After a while, Zeng Xiaoxian returned to 3602 with the magazines in his arms that reached the chin with layers of magazines in his arms.

"This magazine is very familiar, I think I've seen it somewhere."

Lu Ziqiao looked at the magazine in Zeng Xiaoxian's hand, patted his head and said: "I remember, I went to the toilet in 3601 a few days ago, and there was no paper in the toilet, I used this magazine, and it was a bit embarrassing." ”

Xia Chan also took a copy from Zeng Xiaoxian's hand, read out the content on the cover, and said: "Gossip magazines, celebrity scandals, luxury sports cars, insider scandals, covering the latest news in New York and Paris, the world's fashion capital, are a wise choice to keep the pulse of fashion." ”

When the others heard Xia Chan's thoughts, they all took a copy from Zeng Xiaoxian's hand and flipped through it.

"Wow." Chen Meijia looked at the beautiful man in the magazine and let out an irrepressible exclamation.

Lu Zhanbo was also surprised and said: "According to what it says, this is the world's most high-end fashion magazine, and the content is all-encompassing!" ”

Hu Yifei opened his mouth and said: "This must be a lie, at Zeng Xiaoxian's level, it is possible to come into contact with this so-called highest-end global fashion magazine!" ”

"Yes, that's what deception is for!" Lin Wanyu agreed with Hu Yifei's words in an incomparably affirmative tone.

Xia Chan opened his mouth and said: "For example, this cool batch, the flames are windproof lighters of different colors, and it says that there are thousands of them." ”

"But in fact, the windproof lighter has a color because of the metal wire added to the mouth, the flame color of strontium is red, the flame color of sodium is light yellow, the flame color of potassium is purple, and the copper element is green."

"In addition, the same model of this windproof lighter only needs 9.9 on the Internet, and it is still delivered to your home free of charge."

After speaking, Xia Chan also showed the browser on the mobile phone, and the first one on it was a windproof lighter, which was exactly the same as the one on the magazine, without the slightest difference.

"This knowledge point can be used when you go out to pick up girls in the future." Lu Ziqiao quickly learned and memorized.

A crisp 'bang' sounded.

Originally, Chen Meijia slapped Lu Ziqiao's head hard.

'Pain, pain, pain, ~~~~~~~' made Lu Ziqiao hold his head and cry out all of a sudden.

"This sound reminds me of how watermelons are picked, and the crisper the sound, the sweeter it is."

Xia Chan said quickly: "Anyway, we haven't eaten watermelon for a long time, so why don't we go down and buy a few watermelons later." ”

"I'll pick the watermelon, I'll pick it!" Guan Gu said immediately.

"Wait, we're not talking about this magazine right now."

Chen Meijia quickly led everyone to the main question and said: "The men and all kinds of gemstones and jadeites on this look real, not like fake." ”

Lu Ziqiao covered his head and interjected: "Yes, yes, yes, with my eyes for many years, the beauties above are all real, not like synthetic and P pictures." ”

Chen Meijia asked, "So Wanyu, why are you so sure that the magazines are all lies?" ”

Xia Cicada is still thinking about it in her little head, didn't Yifei compensate us at the beginning and invite us out to dinner, while Teacher Zeng went to get the magazine, and gave the magazine to the bar downstairs by the way?

So now we are talking about the authenticity of the magazine?

Xia Chan looked at Hu Yifei and wanted to ask, but was frightened back by Hu Yifei's sharp eyes.

Obviously, Hu Yifei also wants to know whether this magazine is real or fake.

"This actress only appears on the most beautiful cover in the world, and she will not appear in other magazines."

Lin Wanyu held up the magazine, put it on the page of clothing matching and said.

Then Lin Wanyu continued to translate and continued: "In addition, these perfumes are out of print, and it is possible that they will continue to be produced and sold. ”

"And this gem, which my dad bought and collected five years ago, so it might appear in a magazine."

Chen Meijia immediately blurted out: "Wanyu, you are the rich second generation." ”

Girls, they don't have any resistance to shiny things, especially this gem with many zeros marked on it.

"Ah, I didn't tell you about my family." Lin Wanyu looked at everyone blankly.

Xia Chan, Hu Yifei, Lu Zhanbo, Guan Gu Magic, Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao, and Chen Meijia shook their heads and replied: "No!" ”

"My father is the chairman of Lin's International Bank, and he ran out because he didn't want to be in an arranged marriage."

Lin Wanyu looked at everyone and said with a little worry: "You won't alienate me after knowing my identity, right?" ”

Lu Zhanbo finally stood up for a while, and said: "Wanyu, you are yourself, and you are also our good friend 'Lin Wanyu'!" ”

"Thank you, Zhanbo!" Lin Wanyu also had a smile on her face again.

"Of course not." When Hu Yifei saw this scene, the idea of carrying forward the old Hu family surged again, and he assisted Zhanbo, waved his bold hand, pointed at Xia Chan and said: "Just Xia Chan, I have known him for three years, before you came, Xia Chan eats, drinks and has fun every day, and the door does not go out of the second door, it can be said that the family is rich, and it is not the time to fight, and to play when it is time to play." ”

"Are you right, Xia Chan!"

A helpless smile appeared on the corner of Xia Cicada's mouth, which can pull me on.

Hu Yifei, if you don't talk about Teacher Zeng, you will directly become an assistant when you apply for a job at the radio station, and you don't even have an internship period.

Then in the early years of a year and a half, he took over the position of host.

Although it is said to be the penultimate midnight show, it is also an extremely exaggerated life winner.

"Yes, yes, yes!" What else can Xia Chan do, he can only say right and change the topic: "Let's continue to talk about the problem of this magazine." ”

Xia Chan also took the initiative to ask Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, what are you subscribing to this magazine, and how many copies are there?" ”

"I don't know."

Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head, and said helplessly: "Until not long ago, I found out that my bed was inexplicably four centimeters taller, and then I pulled out a bunch of these magazines from under the bed. ”

"I can't remember when I ever subscribed to so many magazines."

"See for yourselves." Zeng Xiaoxian took out his mobile phone from his arms and showed it to everyone.

'Ding-dong! ’

I saw another text message coming in.

'Mr. Zeng, congratulations on becoming a special diamond member of this magazine, you will enjoy the special treatment of "three issues a week", and you will get the best edition of the special issue on the 5th, 15th and 25th of each month, and the best edition of the special issue on the 10th, 20th and 30th. ’

"Teacher Zeng, can I ask how much it costs a month?" Xia Cicada asked.

"I flipped through the text messages, and it was only two hundred for the first month, five hundred for the second month, and five hundred for the third month·············· Nine hundred for the eighth month! Zeng Xiaoxian said while flipping through the text message.

‘200+500········· +900=5700'Chen Meijia took out her mobile phone and counted according to the calculator.

"This thing robs money faster than it robs a bank." Lu Ziqiao sighed involuntarily.

Lin Wanyu said quickly: "This is completely another kind of kidnapping and blackmail!" ”

"Then Mr. Zeng, can't you just unsubscribe?" Xia Chan raised his doubts.

"Their unsubscribe line is automatically transferred to the reservation line, and the person who answered the phone was an Indian who spoke English I didn't understand a word."

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a bitter smile on his face: "In the end, I will still inexplicably deduct hundreds of yuan from my bank card every month." ”

"Then you can go directly to the magazine to unsubscribe!" Xia Cicada said quickly.

"I've been unsubscribed!" Zeng Xiaoxian began to tell everyone about going to the magazine to unsubscribe.

As soon as Zeng Xiaoxian arrived at the magazine office, he heard the front desk lady get up and bow to Zeng Xiaoxian: "It's a pleasure to meet you, one of the luckiest two thousand people in this city." ”

"Sir, don't know your surname?"

"Hmm," Zeng Xiaoxian nodded and said, "Zeng!" ”

A sweet smile appeared on the face of the front desk lady. He asked Zeng Xiaoxian, "Then Mr. Zeng, is there anything I can do to help you?" ”

"I want it, I want it," Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the front desk lady in front of him, swallowed his saliva, and said with determination in his eyes: "I want to unsubscribe!" ”

The sweet smile on the face of the front desk lady gradually solidified, she clasped her hands on her chest, the smile on her face gradually became contemptuous, and she looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "You, want to unsubscribe?" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian silently oozed a trace of cold sweat under the gaze of the front desk lady.

However, Zeng Xiaoxian remembered that his bank card was inexplicably deducted hundreds of yuan every month, and then looked at the young lady at the front desk with a twisted sneer, slapped his hands on the table, and said, "I just want to unsubscribe!! ”

"Mr. Zeng, do you know what you just said? Just ten minutes ago, I had a guest! ”

The front desk lady's words were full of contempt, but her eyes showed disdain in her eyes and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and said: "He threatened me with jumping off the building, and wanted to become one of the two thousand readers of "Pretend to be a Man" magazine!" ”

"But I turned him down, and you're going to ask for an unsubscription?"

"I ··············" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know that he should have said that.

"Of the 120 million people in Tianhe City, only 2,000 people have such an opportunity."

(Fusion of the world, it is completely normal for a city with so many populations)

The front desk lady stood up, propped up her glasses with her index finger, looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with an upward gaze and said, "I'm really curious, what is the reason for your unsubscription?" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian really didn't know what to say, so he could only retreat silently!

After listening to Zeng Xiaoxian's words, everyone was silent.

Xia Chan silently held his mobile phone, pressed the three numbers of 110, and directly called the people's police!

"Xia Cicada, who are you?" Looking at Xia Chan's movements, Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned all of a sudden.

Lu Ziqiao, Chen Meijia, and Hu Yifei's expressions were also a little confused, and they didn't expect Xia Chan to call the police directly.

After all, Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia are mixed in the rivers and lakes, and calling the police has never been the first choice.

Hu Yifei is combat effectiveness, one move and one flash are not injured or disabled, and his first reaction is to hit the door.

Lin Wanyu reacted quickly and said: "Yes, you should call the police to arrest the magazine, they are completely deceiving." ”

"I know, I know, it's called going to the police if you're in trouble."

Guan Gu also clapped his hands, and said clearly: "When I was just learning Chinese, didn't I sign up for Chinese cram school, and there was a singing practice class next to it, and the song was 'I picked up a penny on the side of the road and handed it to ················."

"Guan Gu, stop singing." Hu Yifei, Lin Wanyu and the others listened to Guan Gu's magical fourth singing, and they couldn't stand it and shouted.

"Teacher Zeng, this magazine has touched the law!"

Xia Chan opened his mouth to explain: "First, the unsubscribed line will be automatically transferred to the scheduled line, which is a forced behavior! ”

"Second, Mr. Zeng, you just arrived at the magazine office, and the front desk lady knew that you were one of the 2,000 people who ordered the magazine, which means that the front desk had seen Mr. Zeng's photos or information!"

"Third, the population of the entire city exceeds 100 million, but only 2,000 people can become readers of this magazine, and the threat of jumping off the building at the front desk is obviously too fake."

"Fourth, three issues a week, big and small festivals, and special birthday issues for the editor-in-chief can all be regarded as bright robberies."

"So even if you go and return Mr. Zeng, then Mr. Zeng's eight months' money will be wasted, and there will be no impact on this magazine."

Hearing Xia Chan's words, Zeng Xiaoxian felt that the thief TM made sense, why didn't he think of such a simple, rude and efficient way?

Well, it must have been the magazine that confused my eyes and mind.

Yes, that's right!

And Xia Cicada is so skilled because she has been deceived a lot before.

In the past, when I went out to eat, didn't I have such a voucher, 50 yuan can be used for 100 yuan, and you can use it unlimited times.

As a result, after the meal, you can use the voucher, and people will tell you that this voucher is indeed used for unlimited times, but it can only be used on certain meals, not all.

There are also some restaurants that have to pay attention to its mini program to order, or they can't order food.

The most bizarre thing is that there are some stores that come up with some challenges, saying that you can get free orders or reward money if you complete them, but after you really complete the challenge, you will be told that there is a free order, and you still have to pay for more than this amount.

How much the reward is turned into a reward voucher, or there is a date limit.

In the world, all kinds of strange shops are really endless!

After going through a lot, Xia Chan didn't bother to talk about it, so she called the police directly, and then continued to call the Health Bureau, the Food Protection Law, and called one after another.

Soon, a police officer came to the door to learn the details, and it was Qi Lin and Wei Lan, a pair of police flowers, who led the team.

And including Lu Ziqiao's report on a series of fraudsters of Sister Lightning, all of which were accepted by Qi Lin.

Then the police took Zeng Xiaoxian and the big guy to the magazine and successfully arrested one editor-in-chief, three editors, and five intern editors!

In addition, the front desk lady who refused Zeng Xiaoxian to quit the magazine still has a dual identity, that is, the deputy editor of "Pretend to be a Man" magazine!