When I got home, it was already past six o'clock, and it was already dark, but the entrance of their village was crowded with people, and everyone was idle under the street lamp.

On the large cement lawn at the entrance of the village, there were also fireworks in one place, and when Wu Hu got out of the car, many people rushed to those fireworks.

Not long after, the fireworks were lifted into the sky, and the whole village suddenly became lively.

Wu Hu saw the second uncle and the third uncle, as well as the seven aunts and eight aunts, as well as the children of their family. Seeing this battle, Wu Hu estimated that if Yahuazi came, he would probably be frightened. Of course, if Yahuazi comes back with him, the battle is estimated to be even bigger. Maybe the whole village will come to see the excitement, after all, it is a lovely person like a fairy.

Wu Hu stuffed a few cigarettes into the second and third uncles, and asked them to help distribute cigarettes to the uncles in the village, pack by pack, so as not to be called stingy.

Not far from the entrance of the village, there is a small villa, the main body of the small villa has been completed, it was Wu Hu who asked his father to find someone to build, but the decoration inside has not been completed.

So when I came back this time, I could only continue to live in the old house.

When I returned to the old house, I was surrounded by three floors inside and three floors outside the neighborhood, just like last time.

There were several tables in Wu Hu's house, and some uncles who were good at drinking, such as one of his uncles, had already sat down at this time and drank with Wu Hu.

As the most important thing they are most concerned about, the first question of the uncles is to ask him how much he has earned this year? I heard that celebrities' advertising endorsement income is very high.

And there is also news on the Internet that the last two boxing fights he fought earned at least five million, and they are eager to know whether these news are true or false.

In this regard, Wu Hu said half-truthfully: "Yes, there are five million, but there are not so many that you really get it, and the tax that needs to be paid here is a large amount. I opened a company, and the company's revenue this year is 50 or 60 million, but I have invested in two more movies, and in a blink of an eye, there are only a few million left, and after paying taxes, I will share it with several other shareholders, and it will only be one or two million, and it depends on whether the movie can sell well next year.....

Then an uncle said, "Then you are like this, you might as well not invest in movies!" If you lose money on investing in movies, your money will be wasted."

Wu Hu smiled: "If you don't invest, you can't do it! If I only want to be an actor and star, in that circle, I have to slowly improve my qualifications, and no one may be willing to hire me at the beginning."

Wu Hu's second uncle picked up his wine glass, "Snort, don't talk about this, who of you can understand!" Come, drink, drink..... By the way, Xiaohu, have you found your girlfriend?"

This is the most popular thing for uncles and aunts, which young person has not encountered this kind of problem when he comes home for the New Year! In a few years, it will directly become a marriage urging.

"Uncle, what am I looking for a girlfriend now! The most important thing now is to find money."

An unscrupulous elder brother smiled and said, "I think that little fairy is very good, if he is beautiful, the child he will give birth to in the future will definitely be even more beautiful."

This is Wu Hu's peers, how old is Wu Hu, and now he has a family, so he speaks more directly, and this immediately amused everyone.

"Brother, do you have a signed photo of Sister Tianxian?" A cousin came up and asked.

Then she was ruthlessly driven away by her father, that is, Wu Hu's third uncle, "Go, go, adults drink and talk, what do children mix?"

A "family feast", drunk from seven o'clock to ten o'clock, the family wine was swept away by everyone, and the home-brewed rice wine was drunk in a large vat, and then it stopped.

Those uncles have staggered one by one, and Wu Hu is still the same as someone who has nothing to do.

Of course, his agility attribute was also increased from 91 to [95].

After sending away the neighbors' uncles and aunts, Wu Hu took out the prepared gifts and gave them to his family. A few autographed photos of Yahuazi and Milk Cha Lun, and a few mobile phones, directly coaxed away the three star-chasing cousins of the uncle's family.

Then he looked at the little cousin of the remaining two uncles, and the three little cubs of the elder brother and sister's family, showed a demonic smile, and took out a bag of exercise books.

Seeing this, the eyes of the two little cousins and the three little cubs immediately changed from hope to despair, and they turned around

Run, shouting as he runs, "Brother Tiger (bad uncle, stinky uncle), I won't pay attention to you anymore." The little appearance of running away from the desert made everyone laugh.

Wu Hu smiled, "Teasing you, this is a toy gun, don't you really want it?"

The five little ones were coaxed back by him, and then they did get a few beautiful silver toy pistols, as well as five thin exercise books. The five little guys couldn't resist the temptation of a beautiful pistol, and held back their tears in pain, with a pistol in one hand and an exercise book in the other.

Then Wu Hu took out a few more mobile phones and gave them to a few cousins and cousins of his aunt's family, and the youngest cousin and little cousin were some puppets or toys.

In the end, he took out a few boxes from the big box, some famous watches and hand accessories, and he didn't choose too expensive, the famous watches were only 20,000 or 30,000, and the jewelry was only 10,000 or 20,000.

Uncles and aunts and several aunts and uncles have a share.

Big brother and sister, Wu Hu sent a bag with a belt or something.

The rest is clothes and skin care products for his parents, and his mother keeps counting, why buy these useless things? What are you wasting that money for?

For these gifts alone, Wu Hu himself spent three or four hundred thousand, and Wu Hu didn't know how much Yahuazi and Tietie spent. Some of them he brought back from the Kimchi Country, and they were full of one and a half boxes, which can be regarded as the most gifts in his life.

Wu Hu smiled and said, "Those things of yours were not bought by me, but bought by some of my friends, let me bring them back and give them to you."

When the sister-in-law heard this, she said, "Fat Tiger, the friend you said won't be a woman!"

Wu Hu smiled: "The two bags you and my sister, as well as the clothes of my parents and parents, were all bought by Sissi. Those supplements were bought by Tie Tie."

When everyone heard this, they looked at Wu Hu's parents with a smile in their eyes, as if to say: Don't worry about Xiaohu, you already have a future daughter-in-law.

The two large boxes were emptied in an instant, until only a few sets of clothes were left.

After distributing the gifts, the uncle and aunt, as well as the second uncle and the third uncle, took the juniors back to the township. Although there are many rooms in the old house, it can't accommodate so many people.

The next day on Chinese New Year's Eve, Wu Hu slept lazily, and before noon, a neighbor asked him to go to their house for dinner, which is a normal human exchange, and Wu Hu is not good to refuse.

What's more, the other party is still his hair small, from playing together to big. It's just that he went to college, and the other party didn't go back after junior high school.

In order not to be said that he would not recognize people when he became a star, Wu Hu had to take his brother-in-law to their house to drink, but the eldest brother didn't like to drink, so he didn't go to join in the fun.

Wu Hu thought that the other party was just drinking with him and bragging, but he didn't expect to ask him to help with the idea, "Fat Tiger, I want to build a small pig farm in the village, do you think there is a problem?" There is a pig ...... in our township."

Wu Hu was stunned when he heard this, nodded and said, "There must be a head to make a head, but is the other party willing to let you enter?" There is only one pig farm in our township, you don't think that no one can see how profitable it is!"

The brother-in-law on the side said, "This is a monopoly! Didn't anyone sue him?"

Neighbor Daddy Xu shook his head and said, "People didn't say that they wouldn't let you raise them, but as a result, most of them were raised, and the pigs were all raised. Although I know that the family is the ghost, but I can't get accurate evidence, what can I do with them? In the end, it was all gone. The most ferocious one almost killed someone, but the result was that the murderer with a knife was sentenced to several years in prison, and no one wanted to touch this moldy head, it was not worth it!"

The aunt of the Xu family also nodded and said, "It's better to raise pigs than sheep!" At least no one has come to destroy the sheep, and there are many people who have eaten mutton in the past two years."

Wu Hu suddenly thought that he didn't still have a [sow postpartum care] skill in his backpack! Looking at the short bear appearance of Fa Xiao Xu Zhixun, Wu Hu took out the skill book, turned into a ball of light, and patted him directly on the shoulder, "Just raise pigs, I support you!"

Xu Zhixun was stunned and suddenly scratched his head, "It's strange, why did I suddenly think about postpartum care for sows. Ahem, sorry, I'm not joking."

When everyone at the table heard this, they couldn't help laughing, and Xu Zhixun blushed.

"After the New Year, the leaders of the township should come to me, and I will mention this to them at that time. It's just that the family is a bit of a scoundrel, so you have to be careful."

Xu Zhixun nodded.

In the afternoon, the second and third uncles came with their children to participate in the ancestor worship.

After eating the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, Wu Hu took three star-chasing cousins out and walked around the village, answering them some secrets in the entertainment industry by the way.

Of course, with reservations.

"Brother Tiger, how about I apply for art school in the future?" The little cousin of the third uncle's family, who is already in her second year of high school this year, suddenly asked Wu Hu.

Wu Hu smiled: "You are a girl, I don't recommend you to enter this industry, the temptation of this industry is too great, you may not be able to hold it."

Speaking of which, the appearance of these cousins and cousins in their family is basically online.

After a pause, he added, "Of course, you can ask your own heart if you really want to do this? Is it because of interest, or is it tempted to see that people can make a lot of money? Although I am your brother, I can provide you with some opportunities in this industry, but if you don't practice your own skills, I can't help you for the rest of your life."

"Brother, it is said on the Internet that you have a lot of unspoken rules in this industry, is it true?" The little cousin asked curiously.

Wu Hu sighed lightly: "All walks of life have their own potential rules, and in the entertainment industry, there are too many handsome men and beautiful women, and there are naturally many temptations. Some people come in, they can't control their hearts, or they swell, or they become complacent, and then they get involved in gambling, drugs, and so on, and once they get into these things, their lives are basically ruined."

"In short, I don't really want you to embark on this path, there are many ways to make money, as long as you can read good books and practice your skills, you don't have to worry about no way out in the future."

After educating the three cousins of the Star Chaser clan, Wu Hu and the others came to the commissary in the village, which was the most lively place in their village, where there were already several tables of mahjong and poker, and there were people setting up water.

Wu Hu, who was still talking about not to get involved in gambling, drugs, and other things just now, directly participated in it under the greeting of a group of small people, and played with them.

The little cousin followed the side and watched with great interest, while the little cousin turned around and went out with a small mouth, "Brother Tiger's mouth, a deceitful ghost, almost believed him!"

The second uncle's lobby sister, who has already gone to college, said with a smile: "A little gamble! The gambling that Brother Tiger said must mean that kind of big bet! Do you see that they have more than one of the money on the table?"

A thousand dollars, for Wu Hu, is not as good as a cigar!

He checked the brand of the cigar given to him by the system, and found that a cigar cost hundreds of dollars, and it was almost 5,000 yuan when it was exchanged for a flower coin.

After playing for a while, the second and third uncles took their families back to the village.

Wu Hu followed, took out the red envelope that had been prepared long ago from his coat, and handed it to several cousins, "Wishing you prosperity!" Study hard and make progress every day!"

"Thank you, Brother Tiger!" Several cousins and cousins were not polite to him.

After sending them away, Wu Hu didn't play anymore, but played with his mobile phone.

There is a lot of information on the phone, Yahuazi and Tie Tie, as well as Mina, as well as the cake girl and the little sister of Ouch, and some other friends I know.

Although the empathetic little sister is not as clingy as the two little sisters, some sultry words occasionally said can make Wu Hu instantly enter a state of preparation.

He didn't have time to watch the Spring Festival Gala, let alone play cards with Fafa.

The next day, some netizens on the Internet asked, "Why didn't Fat Tiger go to the Spring Festival Gala?"

"I also think it's strange, those songs of Fat Tiger are much stronger than the ones I heard last night!" "Brother Lun's "Orchid Pavilion Preface" is also good!"

"Actually, Fat Tiger's song "As You Wish" is completely enough for the Spring Festival Gala!"

"Aren't those four English songs qualified?"

"On the Spring Festival Gala, it's better to sing the language of flowers!"

"Fat Tiger became popular too late, and when his album came out, the Spring Festival Gala program was already scheduled. I hope to see the fat tiger in the Spring Festival Gala next year! ＂

"Hey, fat

Tiger, don't you come out to say a word when you go back to your hometown for the New Year? You haven't given everyone a New Year's greeting yet! Don't be lazy!"

......

During the Chinese New Year, Wu Hu, who was playing cards with his friends with great interest, was pulled out of the crowd by Xiao Luo's phone call.

"Brother Tiger, do you want me to help you send a Weibo message and say New Year's greetings to your fans?"

"Ugh! Forget it, I'll send it myself!"

Wu Hu returned to the door, took a selfie of his old house, and compared it, and then posted it on Weibo with the text: "Let's compare it to everyone first! Happy Chinese New Year to all! See? My family's civil mansion covers an area of more than 200 square meters!"

Bored sand sculpture netizens were instantly happy when they saw Wu Hu's Weibo.

Then some netizens replied, "Let's compare it to everyone first! Happy Chinese New Year to all! See? My domineering Land Rover, don't burn oil on the road!"

The back is accompanied by a picture of a dilapidated donkey cart.

Influenced and inspired by these two pictures, the next sand sculpture netizens have come out with any carvings, including a dog with long hair and fluttering, saying that it is "my mother-in-law"; Some people have a bumpy head and a Buddha's body, saying that it is "my slow god"; Someone with the wheel blades of a big windmill said that it was "my 40-meter-long knife"

It didn't take long for "Let's Compare to Everyone First" became a hot word, and the reversal trend led by Wu Hu also became popular on the Internet.

Even Yahuazi and Tietie played with them, and then some other stars who knew Wu Hu also followed suit.

At this time, Wu Hu, who didn't know, was still fighting with the hair boys!