Chapter 467, the filial piety of the stick terrier, and the mate selection criteria of the stupid pillar
Liu Guangqi now doesn't care if his behavior is a dog in the eyes of others, he is nosy, he must take advantage of the stick terrier or the first time to steal something, and change his problem, it will be addictive to get something for nothing. Once the stick terrier likes the feeling of theft, it's over.
"Grandma Save Me"
"Don't talk about grandma, even if the king of heaven comes today, he can't save you."
"Liu Guangqi, let go of my grandson. You're a little bastard with a thousand cuts."
"Say, why do you steal other people's chickens?"
After beating more than a dozen times in a row, he saw that the buttocks of the stick terrier had been beaten red and bright by himself, and Liu Guangqi let go of the stick terrier.
"Why did you hit me, you're not my father?"
The stick terrier covered his ass and was unconvinced.
"Terrier, don't talk back to your uncle. Speak well."
Qin Huiru, who was outside, saw that the stick terrier was on the same level as Liu Guang, and shouted anxiously through the glass.
"Just because I'm your uncle, I don't care about you, who cares about you, you want others to take care of you, and others are too lazy to take care of you, you can stare at me again."
Seeing the stubborn eyes of the stick terrier, Liu Guangqi raised his slap again, and was so frightened that the stick terrier covered his ass and shrank into the corner.
"The children in this courtyard don't worry about you, all day long, they either cause this or that disaster, either beat people up, or set fire guns to collapse people. That's it, it's normal for boys to be naughty, but you've learned to steal now. Say why you're stealing."
Liu Guangqi slapped the table in unison, trembling with fright.
"Don't say yes. I'm going to see if your mouth is hard or my ruler is hard."
Seeing the stick terrier stubbornly twist his head, Liu Guangqi picked up the ring ruler again.
"Auntie save me. Auntie save me."
saw the ring ruler in Liu Guangqi's hand. The stick terrier trembled with fright and shouted at the top of his throat.
"Guangqi, isn't it just a chicken, I'll send two to Xu Damao's house when I go back, what if you break the child like this."
Qin Huairu patted the window and shouted anxiously.
"I'll cure him if he breaks it. You don't say it."
"I say I say."
Seeing Liu Guangqi walking towards him again, the stick terrier couldn't help the fear in his heart and sobbed.
"Why steal."
Liu Guangqi pulled a chair and asked.
"Because my grandma has her birthday, I want to get my grandma something delicious."
Hearing the answer of the stick terrier, Liu Guangqi was stunned, and the people outside were also stunned. This answer really exceeded Liu Guangqi's expectations, Liu Guangqi imagined many reasons, but he didn't expect this.
For a while, Liu Guangqi didn't know whether to praise him or scold him.
"If you want to cook something delicious for your grandmother, why don't you take it from home, why do you have to go to someone else's chicken." Even if it's to ask your mother for money."
"You don't have a good relationship with my grandmother, I'm afraid that you will be angry with the things at home, and you won't let me eat at home with Xiaodang in the future, and my mother has a bad relationship with my grandmother, she will definitely not give me money."
The stick terrier said with tears in his eyes.
"My grandson. My good grandson."
When Jia Zhang's words were heard outside the door, he was immediately moved, and he banged on the door and shouted.
"Don't steal again next time, tell me directly if you have anything, you will be eleven after the New Year, you are a little adult, you should find a way to solve the problem, small theft will not become a big thing. Okay, don't cry, Uncle Ming'er will take you to eat roast duck, the little guy is quite filial."
Liu Guangqi walked up to the stick terrier and rubbed his head. Although the little guy behaves wrongly, this filial piety is rare. It's just that the object of filial piety is a little embarrassing, and it seems that it's time to solve the eye-catching guy Jia Zhang.
After pacifying the stick terrier, Liu Guangqi opened the door, and Qin Huairu, Jia Zhang, and Qin Huiru, who had been blocking the door, suddenly rushed in and quickly checked the body of the stick terrier.
"Liu Guangqi, if my grandson has a good one, I will not be done with you."
Seeing the red mark on the buttocks of the stick terrier, Jia Zhang scolded Liu Guangqi.
Liu Guangqi was too lazy to deal with the other party, and came to the middle span by himself.
"Okay, don't look for it, your arms can't twist your thighs, the three masters joined forces to treat me, and they were all given. I can't turn it over, so let's leave it at that."
As soon as Liu Guangqi walked to the corridor, he heard Silly Zhu complaining to He Yushui.
"Pillar, I listen to your tone, it seems that you are dissatisfied with our decision."
Liu Guangqi walked out of the corridor with a smile.
"Brother Guangqi, you're here."
Seeing Liu Guangqi, He Yushui showed a bright smile on his face and greeted Liu Guangqi warmly.
"Well, I just came back from work, and I'm not tired from working in the textile factory."
"Not tired"
"Can I be convinced? I didn't steal the chicken, haven't you figured out who stole it? Five dollars, I'm going to die."
Silly Zhu squinted at the window of Jia's house.
"Don't cry out, if your chicken comes from the right way, you can fight this crime. Doing a review in this hospital and paying five yuan is much better than being in the factory. If you put this thing in the factory, it can be big or small, if it is small, make a review, and if it is big, the work will be gone. Five dollars to hold on to work, think about it, it's actually not a loss."
Liu Guangqi walked up to the stupid pillar and patted him on the shoulder.
"If you want to complain, if you want to complain, you can complain about yourself, if you don't rush to get the chicken back at this time, if you are a day earlier or a day later, there will be no such eight things, as the old saying goes, if you don't fight hard and don't be lazy, you don't have long eyes when you focus on that. You're the one who doesn't have long eyes."
"If you have it, it's not going to be good in the first place, so don't be angry with me here. Don't forget, I'm the black cauldron that carries your stalks."
Silly Zhu angrily knocked off Liu Guangqi's arm.
"Haha, okay, I know you're not angry, didn't I give you compensation. Take it. I can't let you lose your reputation and post money in vain."
Liu Guangqi took out five yuan from his pocket and stuffed it into Silly Zhu's hand.
"What are you doing here, what's wrong with carrying a black pot for your own child, I have watched this kid grow up anyway. Take it, take it away."
Silly Zhu looked at the ticket in his hand and excused himself.
"Take it, if you don't take it, I really don't want to go, although five yuan is not much, it is not a small amount of money."
"Take it, if you stuff it for me again, I'll be angry, if you really feel sorry for it, then you can introduce me to someone." It's in the past."
After rejecting Liu Guangqi, the stupid pillar turned around and said with a smile.
"Don't, you still take this money, I'll pay another five dollars and pay you double." Don't look for me."
As soon as he heard that Silly Zhu asked him to introduce him to the object, Liu Guangqi's hand that he was about to put back stretched out again, and the other hand also stretched out.
"What do you mean by this, you don't care about your buddy's marriage so much, it's been more than ten years, and the two of us have grown up together halfway, and you have a wife and children who are hot on the kang, just watching me cold on the kang alone."
"You don't complain to me there, I don't introduce you to a lot, there is no platoon, there are two classes, I have offended people for you. You're still looking for me to introduce someone, so pull it down."
"Didn't you meet the right one?"
Facing Liu Guangqi's accusation of covering his head and face, Silly Zhu shrunk his neck and smiled stupidly.
"One is not suitable, two are not suitable, maybe it is someone else's problem, these dozen or so are not suitable, that is your problem."
"What can I do, I don't have a problem, I can't find a good thing if I want to."
"If you want to find a person with good conditions, no problem, but can you take a look at your own conditions first, and talk about the second aunt of Zhu Bajie and Zhu Bajie at every turn. You should be your own with Pan An, Song Yu."
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That is, I introduced you to your classmates two days ago, and you didn't say that the parents had a pair of tiger teeth, and they were afraid of dreaming of tigress at night. I'm really—"
He Yushui saw that Liu Guangqi was so energetic, and he also joined the ranks of criticizing the stupid pillar.
"If you want me to introduce you to someone, you can tell us what kind of one you are looking for first, and you can give us a solid foundation. When we introduce you to someone again, we also have a bottom in our hearts."
Liu Guangqi decided to give Silly Zhu another chance.
"I'm not qualified, as long as I can see the past by my looks,"
"Don't tell the truth, I'll leave now, and never mention this to me in the future."
Seeing that Silly Zhu still used such hypocritical polite words to perfunctory himself, Liu Guangqi raised his legs and left.
"Don't, don't, don't, I say, I say."
Seeing that Liu Guangqi was leaving, Silly Zhu immediately stopped Liu Guangqi, and now among these people in the courtyard, Liu Guangqi can introduce people who suit his heart, and the objects introduced by others are either rural household registration, or Zhu Bajie's second aunt, who is fat and ugly.
"Actually, my conditions are not so high, I just want to find someone like your daughter-in-law,"
"You haven't been married for so many years, and you've always been there thinking about my daughter-in-law, have you been looking forward to my early death all these years? I'll beat you to death believe it or not."
Liu Guangqi didn't expect the plot to be changed like this by himself, and Silly Zhu was still thinking about Qin Huairu in his heart.
"Don't be impulsive, calm down, calm down, Brother Guang Qi. How can you be like this, brother, how good Brother Guangqi is to you, how can you have thoughts about Sister-in-law Huairu."
He Yushui saw Liu Guangqi angry, and immediately stepped forward and hugged Liu Guangqi.
"Who has an idea, am I that kind of person, you listen to me finish speaking, I mean find someone like your daughter-in-law, beautiful and virtuous."
"Brother, can you stop panting so loudly when you speak?"
Hearing Silly Zhu's words, Liu Guangqi finally calmed down.
"Even if you can't find your daughter-in-law like this, you can find someone like Lou Xiao'e who is knowledgeable and courteous, and if you can't find someone as young and beautiful as Yu Li, the third master, and you can have a city hukou."
"Oh, I really want to beat you to death with one punch, Yushui, listen to what your brother said, and you are looking for a daughter-in-law with the same conditions as us, or it is stronger than us, in short, you have to crush us."
Hearing these words, Liu Guangqi laughed angrily, and couldn't wait to incarnate as the Northwest Hammer King and beat the stupid pillar to death.
"That's right, it's this condition, they all grew up together, why should I find a daughter-in-law who is worse than you. Actually, I think your Jingru is pretty good, why don't you help give me a breath."
Silly Zhu raised his chin and said confidently.
"I'm really, if there's a brick here, I'll have to slap you in the face, can you stop beating my sister-in-law's idea, can't you, okay. You Huo Huo Huiru can't do it, you still want Huo Huo Jingru, do you think you two are suitable?"
"I think it's a good fit."
Silly Zhu bared two rows of big white teeth, and said happily. Seeing Silly Zhu's blind self-confidence, He Yushui, as a younger sister, couldn't help but turn his head.
"It's a good fart, you don't either, you don't go into the house to look in the mirror and take a look, let's not talk about the difference between your looks and age, let's talk about the salary, our Jingru is forty-two yuan a month, five yuan more than you."
Why do you think she can take a fancy to you, people go to high places, she must be looking for better conditions than her, even if she can take a fancy to you, can you support her.
Not to mention anything else, this little girl just bought more than 100 yuan from me yesterday and bought a bicycle, and with her big spend, your salary is not enough for her for half a month."
Liu Guangqi resisted the urge to burst into foul language and said.
"What if Kyoro likes me like this?"
Silly Zhu did not give up.
"You're shameless."
Liu Guangqi was convinced of the stupid pillar's cheekiness. Reaching out and nodding him, he turned and walked towards his house.
"Yushui, do you think Jingru can take a fancy to me?"
After Liu Guangqi left, Silly Zhu asked He Yushui without giving up.
"Huh."
Facing her blindly confident brother, she couldn't bear to hit the stupid pillar, so she could only smile and go back to her room.
"This stupid pillar, just daydreaming, I just can't fancy him. Stupid."
After putting Qin Huairu to sleep in the middle of the night, Liu Guangqi quietly came to the attic, and under the influence of heating, Qin Jingru only covered a thin layer of summer cool quilt.
Looking at Qin Jingru's delicate body under the thin quilt, Liu Guangqi lifted the quilt and quietly went in, hugging Qin Jingru.
Feeling the movement behind him, Qin Jingru opened his eyes and saw that it was Liu Guangqi, and his slippery delicate body drilled into Liu Guangqi's arms like a loach, and a big station broke out randomly.
After some clouds and rain, Liu Guangqi lay on Qin Jingru's round lap, enjoying the ear cleaning service provided by Qin Jingru, and when he heard that Silly Zhu actually wanted to deal with him, Qin Jingru pursed his lips disdainfully.
If it was five years ago, six years ago in the countryside, she heard that someone was going to introduce the stupid pillar to her, she would definitely be busy agreeing.
But it's different now, don't talk about stupid pillars, there is one in the courtyard, except for Liu Guangqi, the third brother, none of whom she can look at.
Besides, even if she agrees, Liu Guangqi doesn't agree, she knows that her brother-in-law looks very good-tempered, but in fact he is very domineering.
"Who do you want to fall in love with? Leprechaun"
Liu Guangqi stretched out his hand and pinched the soft flesh behind Qin Jingru.
"I can't look down on anyone, I just want to stay with my brother-in-law for the rest of my life and be my brother-in-law's little girl."
Feeling the pain coming from behind him, Qin Jingru glanced at Liu Guangqi.
"That's good. Follow your brother-in-law well, and your benefits will be indispensable in the future."
Hearing Qin Jingru agree to answer, Liu Guangqi nodded with satisfaction.
At noon on the second day, Liu Guangqi, who had not come to Liu Lan's side for a long time, rode a bicycle to this side after a busy morning, and as soon as he arrived at the door, Liu Guangqi saw a tricycle parked at the door of the courtyard next door. From time to time, a small man took out one or two pieces of furniture from the yard and put them on the cart.
"What are you doing here, moving? Why do you want to move?"
Liu Guangqi pushed the car to the door and found Liang Ladi, who was sorting her luggage in the house.
Here I want to say that the two no longer have an ambiguous relationship at this time, because Liu Guangqi has too many women, even if Liu Guangqi has space, he is a little too busy.
So Liu Guangqi had to consider reducing the number, and the most suitable one to cut was Liang Ladi, after all, the two had no relationship, it was a transaction from the beginning, and the two had no children, so they had no worries after the break.
So after comprehensive consideration, Liu Guangqi found Liang Ladi and told the other party his thoughts.