In the school office, as the top five students in the school, when they heard that Zhou Xuan was going to ask for leave, even the principal was shocked and came here.

After all, the time of the college entrance examination is getting closer and closer, and asking for leave at this time, and it is a long vacation, will inevitably affect the results of the college entrance examination, and the results of the top students will also affect the school, which is the future enrollment signboard.

The principal said worriedly: "Zhou Xuan, are you sure you want to ask for leave?" This is not long before the college entrance examination, if there is nothing important, forget it, study is the most important. ”

"My dad died."

"Did you go so suddenly? Condolences. "There was silence on the field." Is 15 days enough? ”

……

The fishtail stretched, and Zhou Xuan followed the clansmen to roam in the underwater world.

Zhou Xuan's trip has two purposes, one is to look at the life biography of the thirty-sixth ancestor, there is no relevant record at home, I think it has become a mermaid, the Zhou family is orthodox at the bottom of the sea, and only on the mermaid clan will there be information about the thirty-sixth ancestor.

There is no way but to agree to the request of this group of people who suddenly broke in, and go to the underwater world, it is obvious that there is such a big change this time, the source must be the thirty-sixth ancestor, Zhou Xuan is very curious about what happened this time.

The second is to see if we can solve the threat of killer whales to the mermaid clan, killer whales, these guys are also very arrogant, obviously there is no related conflict, but they love to come over and devour a few mermaids as desserts. Zhou Xuan also has some ideas on how to solve the threat of killer whales to the mermaid clan, but it still needs to be verified.

Of course, the most important point is that Zhou Xuan wants to come down to see the excitement, he is a serious experiential, not to mention that this is a mermaid, no one can refuse to become a mermaid. Zhou Xuan was satisfied with swimming freely in the water, this time the life experience was full, and it was too exciting to go to the underwater world to see how it could be done before the next life change.

Although it was the first time in the sea, Zhou Xuan did not feel any discomfort, the mermaid's talent did not need him to manipulate, it was an instinctive action, walking in the sea water was like sparse breathing. He didn't even feel that he was in the sea, and he usually walked on land, like a fish in water, these four words are extremely appropriate at this moment.

Xiao Yu kissed his palm, Zhou Xuan looked at everything around him curiously, just like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, looking at everything in this underwater world felt novel.

As the tribe went, they swam to an underwater forest, and the underwater trees that became a forest were very strange in shape, and the branches and leaves grew towards the surface of the sea, and with the swaying of the water waves, they became the appearance of S and B.

The clan said: "This is planted by the patriarch, and he said that it can play a defensive effect, and if an enemy comes, it can play an early warning effect." ”

Zhou Xuan couldn't understand what Lao Zhou's brain circuit thought, did he rely on others to jump in anger and then issue an early warning?

But the next sight stunned him, as a volcano in the far reaches of the submarine plain was spewing rapids, spewing bright red hot magma from the crater and releasing clouds of sulfuric acid like smoke. The hot magma cools down as soon as it comes into contact with the icy seawater, and in an instant it forms pillow-shaped stones and sinks to the bottom of the sea.

The clansman spoke again: "Makavan Volcano, it erupts so many times a year, and the elders of the clan warn the children not to go to that place, it is very dangerous!" ”

Then the god mysteriously approached Zhou Xuan: "The most important thing, the old man said, close to the bedwetter." Young master, I tried, and I don't know how to wet the bed, according to the patriarch, this belongs to feudal superstition! I didn't wet the bed when I was 15 years old. ”

Zhou Xuan silently stayed away with some disgust, although the mermaid and human age conversion are not the same, but you don't wet the bed until you are fifteen years old, why are you proud!

Constantly advancing, we finally arrived at the destination of this trip, looking into the distance, you can see the appearance of an underwater city, the mermaid palace.

Around the palace, there are many jellyfish of different colors, which are fixed on the top, and the colorful ones are very good-looking, and the jellyfish emit different lights, and finally change the words: "Welcome to the young master's guidance!" ”

Zhou Xuan tugged at the corners of his mouth, how do you feel that the entire racial painting style has been deviated by Lao Zhou, which is too weird.

Closer to the palace, there is a large patch of coral, and the wonderful light emanates from the brilliant coral bushes, mottled and intertwined colors, following the changes of the creatures that inhabit the corals all around, a wonderful picture.

Zhou Xuan had to say that he was a little distracted when he saw such a beautiful underwater scenery for the first time, but he was quickly broken by a sentence next to him.

"Oh, young master, let me introduce you, we occasionally jump here, and we have a sense of it, you can also try it, the patriarch jumped well back then; Finish. ”

Zhou Xuan interrupted directly: "Okay, the introduction is very good, don't introduce it next time!" "When I heard about the usefulness of this piece of coral, I felt strange about it.

In another large clearing, a mermaid can be seen using seagrass to feed a creature that looks like a squid, and after feeding the creature, it squeezes green things into its body, and soon fills it with a transparent blister container.

"What is this?" Zhou Xuan was a little curious.

The clansmen danced and danced, and after a long time, they didn't say any useful information.

Zhou Xuan was a little anxious: "You are talking!" ”

The clansmen suddenly felt a little aggrieved: "Didn't you let me introduce it, young master?" This is Sisha, produced from the Sisha fish, how to explain it? ”

The clansman scratched his ears and cheeks for a long time, and finally thought of a way that the young master could understand: "It is equivalent to the milk of the human race, I have drunk it since I was a child, it is very nutritious, and the taste is also good, young master, you can taste it later." ”

……

At the gate of the palace, there was a large number of mermaids looking forward to it, apparently receiving the news in advance.

Zhou Xuan was also a little excited, to a certain extent, this was the first time he saw that he had so many living relatives, it was not easy, so many times in life, there were few living relatives.

I also heard a beautiful singing voice in my ears, thinking that this is the exclusive talent of the mermaid family, after all, every mermaid can sing, and actually prepared a chorus for my arrival? This melody sounds a little emotional, but it sounds a bit like pop music, too, Lao Zhou said that if you want to keep up with the times, you have to keep up with the fashion.

"Who, turn down the music, it's too noisy." Someone from the mermaid who greeted him soon spoke, and immediately someone turned off the speakers that were placed aside.

The clansman introduced again: "We are now using this speaker to carry out the prenatal education activities of the little mermaid, after all, some mermaids sing is really ugly, as a racial talent, if the singing is ugly, it will be poured directly into your brain, it is really a magic sound."

So the patriarch said that we should cultivate it from an early age, and the musical talent should start from the doll. ”

Zhou Xuan:(′-へ-、)

It's because I'm self-inflicted.

Seeing Zhou Xuan's arrival, a mermaid with gray hair took the lead and rushed out of the mermaid group, with tears in his eyes: "Good grandson, finally wait for you to come back!" It's all your damn dad who won't let you go home, I miss you! ”

Zhou Xuan turned his head to look at the clansman, with a puzzled look, who is this? Could it be my grandmother? Anyway, he doesn't know anything about the identity of his relatives here, and he only knows the identity of his father after he is dead.

The clansmen faithfully explained the work: "In the strict sense, it is your great-grandmother, the young master, the oldest existing elder in our clan, we generally call her the clan grandmother, who has lived for hundreds of years, sent away your grandfather, and sent away your father. Hearing that you are coming, insist on coming to the door to pick you up. ”

Before the clansmen could finish speaking, they suddenly saw the old man running in the other direction.

"Hey, Grandma! You're going in the wrong direction! U-turn, U-turn.

Grandma, don't hold that electric ray, Zhou Xuan is here!

Don't kiss, don't kiss! Grandma, you can see clearly, that thing doesn't match the mermaid! ”

After such a small episode, no one cared about Zhou Xuan, and soon, the clansmen soon sent the unconscious grandmother back to recuperate.

Walking in the palace, the clansman continued: "The old people are old, and it is normal for some people to be dizzy and dizzy. ”

Zhou Xuan's face was expressionless, he thought that Lao Zhou had deviated the painting style of the entire race, but now think about it, is there a possibility that he is more dyed out of the mud.

……

Seeing that many unfamiliar mermaids stepped forward to say hello, Zhou Xuan recalled the tragic scene of visiting relatives during the Chinese New Year and being pulled to shout.

See the official start of the Relatives Assembly.

The clansman then introduced: "This is your second uncle!" ”

As the most agile and flexible patriarch in the clan, he is proficient in eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling all the way, he knows everyone in the clan, and he can say hello, otherwise he would not go to the land to find Zhou Xuan.

An old mermaid wearing reading glasses stood up: "Oh, isn't this Xiao Xuan? When you were a fish egg, I hugged you! ”

Zhou Xuan nodded noncommittally: "Second uncle, if I guess correctly, I should have come out of my mother's belly." ”

……

"This is your third uncle, your third aunt and your little nephew."

Zhou Xuan looked at the frail mermaid family lying on the shell bed, unconscious inside, and was a little puzzled: "Why is my third uncle lying in the shell." ”

"Their family likes to eat sea mushrooms, and they like to tinker with some of the things they don't know where they came from, and last time they stewed a big pot, the good guy's colorful. But your third uncle tasted quite good, and he was a little reluctant to throw it away, so he ate it to death if he didn't eat it anyway, so he prepared a pot alone.

Your third aunt happened to come back, watched him eat half of the food alone, knocked him unconscious, finished the remaining half of the pot, and lay on the side after eating, and finally your little nephew came back and saw his parents lying here, how could he not know what was going on, and thought that it was so delicious? Just lick the pot clean!

It's not that one didn't pay attention, a family of three made it look like this, it's okay, you don't have to worry, our mermaid is in good health, but it can be made. ”

The clansmen were afraid that he would be worried, and comforted Zhou Xuan: "Or, let's go to the next one?" They shouldn't be in a coma, take you to feel our local specialties, and it's also good to make sea mushrooms. ”

"I'm going to eat something where I can see the villain!"

He couldn't help but be a little tempted to try, and I confessed, I was another piece of mud in the mud house.

Zhou Xuan began to give up on himself.

……

What Zhou Xuan didn't expect was that the autobiography of the thirty-sixth ancestor was not found at the first time, there was no way, the gap between people and mermaids was really big, and it could be seen from their attitude towards Lao Zhou's ashes that the whole race was full of joy.

In other words, the brain lacks a string, and the mermaid does not have the concept of properly keeping this aspect at all, and does not care about the words of the ancestors.

But fortunately, after confirmation, it should not be lost, and there is still a corner somewhere, but it takes some time to find it in the vast sea of shells, and I don't know where to put it.

Zhou Xuan had no choice but to wait for news.

However, the killer whale incident allowed him to find a solution, and as an outstanding young master, he impressed everyone with his genius in mastering the 999 multiplication table as soon as he returned.

There are only four fingers at the bottom of the sea, and the mermaids who add up to less than ten in the palms of their two hands have sighed one after another, our mermaid clan is incredible, and a truly powerful patriarch has appeared.

Wisdom and courage are complete, and my heart is flying.

In this way, Zhou Xuan became the young patriarch who could mobilize the whole clan in a very short time, even if he said that he would return to the land for further study immediately after solving this matter, he still made all the mermaids obey unconditionally.

The first order he gave was to make the people cry like crazy, and there was an indicator, each mermaid should cry no less than how many grains a day, and try to keep crying fast and good, only in this way can the pearls produced be big and round.

Mermaid teardrops are all natural pearls, all round and flawless, can be sold at a good price, and are widely loved by the public.

After collecting a large number of pearls, Zhou Xuan ran up to sell them and got a large amount of money to hire sailors and experts. Article after article floods the Internet, seeking only one purpose, so that killer whales and aphrodisiacs can be linked.

"The man is not satisfied for 12 hours, it turns out to be because of it"

"Miraculous, it only took these few steps to solve these hidden dangers of the body"

Shocked! These things must not be eaten, and if you eat them, you will ...... immediately."

I don't know if the news is true or not, the price of killer whales has risen, and for a time, there are countless warriors who go to the sea to hunt killer whales.

The blood of the killer whales stained the ocean red, so the killer whales naturally have no time to take care of the mermaid family, after all, it is difficult to protect themselves, where is there still the effort to find trouble for them.

……

The mermaid palace is full of a jovial atmosphere at the moment.

"Ahh

Happy gongs and drums beat out the joy of the year.

The beautiful dance brings joy every day.

The sun's oil paint is red today's day.

The flowers of life are our smiles.

Yes!

Today is a good day! ”

Unexpectedly, the matter that had plagued them for many generations was finally resolved here in the young master, and the mermaid clan was in tears.

What they can do is to put on a banquet to entertain Zhou Xuan, because it can be seen from eating sea mushrooms that this young master has a bit of a perverted taste.

"Come on, young master, this is a rare specialty, you come and taste it, there are very few treasures."

Zhou Xuan's plans are staggered, constantly tasting the special food under the sea, as long as I am perverted enough, nothing can catch up with me.

Hearing the person next to him handing over the mysterious secret objects in a small box, Zhou Xuan was a little interested, tasted it, a little strange and a little up, and asked curiously what it was?

The mermaid handed it over like a treasure: "This is an earthworm!" Fry a monster and eat it, young master, do you still want it, I still have it, I go to the human fish hook every day to bite the earthworm. ”

Zhou Xuan: ?

This time he really didn't understand: "Why don't you buy it yourself?" If you cry casually, change it to pearls, and you can buy a large number of earthworms. ”

This celebrity fish Zhen Zhen said: "Young master, you don't understand, only this kind of thing obtained on the edge of temptation back and forth is delicious to eat." ”

What you said made a lot of sense, but I definitely wouldn't eat it, so Zhou Xuan went on to deal with some other items that he had never seen before.

A mermaid ran towards him with a shell: "Young master, I finally found it!" ”

"This is a record of how your ancestors died!"