Chapter 391: It's Okay, Sissi, You Can Really Lie!
Everyone chatted while drinking tea, and Chef Huang, who was cooking, occasionally interjected.
The questions about the conversation basically revolve around the protagonist Wu Hu, talking about movies and music, and Cheng Xiao is blowing Wu Hu's acting skills throughout the whole process.
Now everyone is gradually understanding that this guy was sent by Star Film and Television to be a touting machine, blowing Wu Hu and "New World".
After all, the main purpose of this episode of the show is to promote "New World".
When talking about music, the literary and artistic youth also took the guitar and played Wu Hu's "The Wind Rises" at the right time. He Dajiong obviously liked this song very much and sang it along.
The time slowly came to night, and when night fell, the courtyard was lit up with orange soft lights, and the dishes cooked by Chef Huang were brought up one by one, and it seemed that it was indeed fragrant.
Everyone sat down one after another, and Yahuazi habitually sat next to Wu Hu, facing the camera.
Teacher Huang is on the same side as the literary youth, and He Dajiong is on the side of Cheng Xiao.
"Come, try my handiwork, how does it compare to you?" Chef Huang was very confident, scooped a braised lion's head with a spoon, and introduced the method of this thing, "You call this lion's head in the south, and in our north, this thing is also called Sixi Pill.······
He Dajiong took a bite of the pill, and then habitually idle his eyes and began to blow blindly, and the literary and artistic young man and Cheng Xiao on the side also nodded in agreement.
Only Wu Hu and Yahuazi ate and nodded, their expressions were not so exaggerated.
When Chef Wong saw this, he asked, "What? Not as good as your cooking?"
Wu Hu put down his chopsticks, poured a beer for Chef Huang, and asked with a smile, "Mr. Huang, do you want to hear the truth or a lie?"
Chef Huang smiled, "Are you trying to say that you are not blowing to us?"
Seeing Chef Huang mention Wu Hu's pre-bragging mantra, everyone couldn't help laughing.
He Dajiong looked at Yahuazi, "Sissi, Fat Tiger's cooking skills are really so good?"
After glancing at Chef Huang, Yahuazi said, "Teacher Huang, I'm sorry! Although you are my teacher, the teacher taught us that children cannot lie!"
Chef Huang said, "No, Sissi, you're grown up, not a kid anymore!"
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help laughing.
He Dajiong looked at Cheng Xiao, "Xiaoxiao, have you ever eaten the dishes made by the fat tiger?"
After half a day of communication, He Dajiong's title for Cheng Xiao has been changed.
Cheng Xiao shook his head, "No! Although we have been in the same crew, Brother Tiger has not had the opportunity to show his cooking skills in the crew."
"Fat Tiger, tell me about your lies and truths, we also want to hear what realm Mr. Huang's cooking skills have reached in your eyes." He Dajiong said with a smile.
Wu Hu was not in a hurry to speak, he tasted every dish, and then picked up the wine glass in front of him, "Everyone, let's have a toast first, and then talk about it after eating?" What if I wait for me to tell the truth later, and Mr. Huang won't let me eat it?"
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help laughing, picked up their wine glasses, and touched them.
He Dajiong didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, and said with a smile: "Fat Tiger, you should comment on Mr. Huang's cooking skills first!" Otherwise, we won't eat enough of this food!"
The literary youth and Cheng Xiao also nodded, looking like they were waiting to eat melons.
Wu Hu coughed lightly and said, "Actually, I'm teasing you, Mr. Huang's cooking skills are quite broad. Take this braised lion's head for example! With a light bite, the meat spreads out in your mouth······ The only drawback may be that it has been stewed for a long time and the heat has been overheated. But in the category of home cooking, we don't need to pay so much attention to it, just the taste."
Chef Huang also nodded slightly, after all, he is not a professional chef, he is not so particular, and he will not use a clock to accurately control the time and heat, but just rely on feeling.
"Actually, it's pretty good, if you divide the cooking level into 10, Mr. Huang's cooking skills will be at least 8 levels."
When everyone heard this, they all gave a thumbs up to Mr. Huang.
Chef Huang smiled and said, "There are only five levels of chefs in our country, where are your ten levels?
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Wu Hu said confidently, "This is my division."
Yahuazi glanced at Wu Hu and asked, "What about your cooking skills?" At what level?"
"Me! I'm also level 10!"
When everyone heard this, they laughed again, except for Yahuazi, everyone thought he was bragging.
After all, it has long been known that Fat Tiger brags that he does not make drafts.
Chef Huang smiled, "It seems that I really have to find a chance to try your craft to see if you are bragging, and even Sissi is helping you to brag."
He didn't know that Wu Hu said that he was a tenth-level cook, but he was actually very modest. In fact, he is level eleven, that is, grandmaster.
It's a pity that everyone doesn't believe it! Except that Yahuako is convinced of this.
Yahuazi tasted the mushrooms in a piece of chicken stewed mushrooms and nodded, "Teacher Huang's cooking skills are really good, the mushrooms absorb the soup very full, and the fragrance is strong, but compared to the fat tiger's ······ Mr. Huang, I'm really sorry! I can't lie!"
He Dajiong smiled and said, "It's okay, Sissi, you can really lie!" The crowd laughed again.
If this is on the island, it is estimated that Yahuazi will have to knock on the bowl, so that everyone will tell less jokes, so as not to burst out of laughter for a while and end the dinner directly.
However, Chef Huang can also see that in Yahuazi's eyes, Wu Hu's cooking skills are indeed much better than him, which makes him even more curious.
Fat Tiger, how can he seem to know everything?
Could it be that he is also a genius chef when it comes to cooking?
Gradually, everyone shifted from the topic of cooking to chatting about life, lamenting their past, and praising Wu Hu's popularity speed, which can be called a rocket.
Mr. Huang sighed that even if they were popular at the beginning, they still got that dead salary, unlike now, once they are popular, advertising endorsements come one after another.
It's not a good time at all!
He Dajiong is also emotional, thinking that he turned to the toilet table at the beginning, and broke through all the way to the toilet table until now, mixing into a brother in the entertainment hosting industry, I don't know how many years have passed.
Look at the fat tiger again, it's really enviable, jealous and hateful.
After sighing for a while, Mr. Huang picked up the teacher's shelf again, "Fat Tiger has this achievement today, people haven't floated yet, this is good, now many young people just lack this stability." As long as you can stabilize and step by step, you will be able to become an evergreen in film and television songs in the future, just like those superstars who have been popular for more than ten or twenty years."
"Thank you, Mr. Huang, for your kind advice!" Wu Hu picked up the wine glass, touched it with Chef Huang, and then drank it all, and said, "Actually, it's a bit of a lie to say that it's not floating. When I returned to China at the end of February, I found that I was surrounded by people everywhere I went, and it was really hard not to float on my head, especially after the price of the boat rose."
Everyone thinks about his current worth, any commercial performance is worth millions, and an endorsement advertisement can easily cost tens of millions...... I heard that Daben came to him to endorse him and offered seven million knives, but he still hasn't agreed, which makes people envious and jealous.
Seven million dollars! That's 45,600,000,000 flower coins.
This endorsement fee, except for the eldest brother Cheng, almost no one in China can beat it!
He Dajiong smiled and asked, "Then how did you overcome this inflated mentality?"
Wu Hu smiled: "Actually, it's very simple, think about those sports stars, the endorsement of a shoe, casually tens of millions of dollars a year, and the annual salary of a year can be 10 million or 20 million dollars, compared with others, it is far worse!" What qualifications do you have to float up this achievement?"
Chef Huang coughed lightly, "How do you compare yourself to those sports superstars!"
"There is no separation between style and style!" Wu Hu said with a smile.
"That's why you don't keep boxing, do you?" He Dajiong seemed to have discovered a certain Hua point and asked in surprise.
Wu Hu was stunned for a moment, and felt that this reason seemed to be quite good.
So he nodded, "There are some reasons for this! Although the biggest reason is still my interest in martial arts."
Everyone chatted while eating, and the rest of the dishes were almost swept away by Wu Hu alone.
Then everyone began to clean up the mess, washing the dishes and washing the pots.
Seeing Wu Hu's skillful movements, Chef Huang nodded and said, "I have been a cook."
When Wu Hu was planning the small details of washing dishes and washing pots, he specially told them that he must not invite his aunt to do it, otherwise it is easy to distort the whole show.
So this season, they wash pots and pans by themselves, and sometimes guests come and help clean up.
After cleaning up the mess, everyone continued to make tea and chatter.
may be the last issue, He Dajiong and Chef Huang made sensationalism at the right time, and the literary and artistic youth also played a sad melody on the side.
Don't look at He Dajiong's acting, all kinds of people make people play, but the performance is sensational, table
Acting in tears, it really came as soon as it was said, which made Wu Hu goosebumps.
Fortunately, he is not without acting skills now, after Chef Huang said that he didn't sing, and also mentioned a friend of his who had passed away, saying that since the death of his friend, he has stopped singing.
So Wu Hu took the guitar in the hand of the literary young man Abang and played it, "Then this song, you should be able to sing it to him!"
It「***eenalongdayithoutyoufriend
AndI「IltellyouaboutithenIseeyouagain
Wu Hu sang the song "seeyouagain" drawn when the system won the award.
The rap part in it is naturally completed by himself.
As for when the time comes to record the song, whether you want to ask Milk Cha Lun to do a favor depends on whether Milk Cha Lun has this interest.
When Wu Hu finished singing this song, He Dajiong asked, "Fat Tiger, this is your new song, right?" Mind if we get it out when it's on the air?"
Wu Hu smiled and shook his head, "It's okay, it's just a simple guitar melody, and when I go back to the album, I will rearrange the music to strengthen the sense of rhythm, and the taste may be different."
Chef Huang suddenly wiped the corners of his eyes and smiled, "Fat Tiger, you write this song so well, why did you suddenly write such a song?"
"It's about the same as you!" Wu Hu handed the guitar back to the literary youth and made up a story, "When I went home for the Chinese New Year this time, I heard some friends in my hometown mention that an old classmate in the next village died in a car accident, and then there was this song."
It's fake to write this song because of the other party, but the old classmate who got into a car accident and left is real.
The literary youth asked, "Why isn't it written in the language of flowers?"
Wu Hu coughed lightly and said, "At first, I didn't want to write it in English, but when I wrote it, some words naturally flowed in my head, and when I reacted, I simply wrote it in English, anyway, the new album also needs a few English songs."
This talent makes the literary and artistic young man Abang envious and jealous.
Although he also plays music and has written some songs by himself, the things he writes are completely soulless, and the craftsmanship is so heavy that he even thinks it is.
On the other hand, Wu Hu, who writes things casually, can always easily grab other people's ears and tug at other people's heartstrings. How unjust is God! gave this guy a rare look, and gave him a talent that is rare for ordinary people.
In the dead of night, everyone finally felt sleepy, so they went to wash and sleep.
Wu Hu and Cheng Xiao are in the same room and sleep on the same kang, Chef Huang sleeps on the same kang with He Dajiong and the literary youth, and Yahuazi sleeps on the folding sofa bed in the main room, which is just right.
The next day, when Chef Huang and He Dajiong got up, they had already seen Wu Hu boxing vigorously in the courtyard.
Director Lao Wang personally carried the camera to shoot there.
"Yo! Fat Tiger, Wang, you woke up early!"
As a result, both of them ignored them, one punched seriously, and the other shot seriously.
Chef Huang and He Dajiong also held toiletries and watched silently from the side.
Although I have seen the video of Wu Hu boxing, this close-up viewing gives them a sense and a video
It's completely different, they can even feel the wind of fists floating.
He Dajiong gritted his teeth and sighed, "I feel like if I get punched, I have to fly away!"
Chef Huang shook his head and said, "Be confident, remove the word "fly"!"
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After a fierce Baji boxing, Wu Hu called it a day, and then said with a smile: "Smell the chicken and dance, this is the pastoral life!" You little white, I really want to stew him."
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but be stunned, He Dajiong was puzzled, "What's wrong with Xiaobai?"
"It's early in the morning, it's okay to scream and disturb people's dreams!"
Just now he was saying that smelling chickens and dancing is pastoral life, but the next moment he wanted to stew the chicken, and everyone couldn't help laughing when they heard him.
Chef Huang smiled, "I said I was going to stew it, but I have to stop it."
He Dajiong smiled and said, "Xiaobai is a mother, and he can't make a sound."
"But when it's hungry, it screams!"
Director Wang fiddled with the camera and said with a smile: "I can see Fat Tiger's martial arts performance early in the morning, and it's not in vain that I get up early, it's worth it!"
After Wu Hu finished washing, he went to the main house to call Yahuazi to get up.
Yahuazi fell asleep, "Fat Tiger, don't make trouble, let me sleep again!" While talking, he habitually reached out to hug Wu Hu.
Wu Hu whispered in her ear, "Hurry up, this is in the show!"
Yahuazi was stunned for a moment, and immediately came back to her senses and pushed him away, "You go out first!"
Breakfast is a brewed product provided by the advertiser who sponsors the program group, and after a simple breakfast, Wu Hu asked them, "Do you need help today?"
Holding breakfast, He Dajiong said: "The original plan was to go fishing by the river, catch some river shrimp and crabs in the shallows of the river, have a whole river banquet at noon, and return some of the tools we borrowed from the villagers in the afternoon······ Then we can divide this episode into two episodes, Fat Tiger, how about it? Questions?"
Chef Huang smiled and said, "If you have something important, let's shoot this show, anyway, I think the director wants to call it a day and go home early."
When everyone heard this, they were happy.
Chef Huang said, "Fat Tiger, why don't you cook at noon? Let me experience what level 10 of your cooking skills are."
Wu Hu coughed lightly and said, "I think my current cooking skills should have reached the eleventh level, which is the legendary grandmaster realm."
He Dajiong laughed when he heard this, "Why does it sound like I'm telling a story? Fat Tiger, do you also watch the Internet?"
"Behold! In fact, there are a lot of good works on the Internet."
"Would you like to recommend a few books to everyone?"
"Uh, Lao Wang (director), this one is still pinched! lest it bring some misguidance to some small pot friends who watch the show. Young friends should also focus on their studies."
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