Why are there so many rules?

Isn't the a prison again?

How can it be stricter than prison.

The people who created these rules are still a little humane!

Just prohibit breathing!

Looking at the many courtyard rules in front of him, his subordinates also kept complaining in place.

Although it should have been some years since this recruitment post was posted, for some reason, the subordinates always felt an inexplicable sense of disgust in their hearts.

The various metaphors revealed between the lines make the subordinates feel extremely uncomfortable.

These rules seem strange, and it always feels like he's deliberately hiding something important.

Don't engage in deep communication with patients?

How deep is this deep exchange?

Ask about your condition?

Daily chat?

Or maybe it's a little more radical?

Do we have to deliberately guard against these?

Could it be that this is a hospital specializing in infectious diseases, and I am afraid that doctors will be too close to it, which will lead to indirect infection?

At that time, were infectious disease departments all specialized in hospitals?

Feeling that the idea was a little unrealistic, the subordinates simply stopped thinking about it.

In the blink of an eye, I went back to Article 14.

This point was also a little strange in the reading he had just read.

The landline phone in the office, even if it rings, can't be answered?

So what the hell is this phone for?

Furnishings?

The front foot clearly said that he wanted to keep the office quiet to avoid disturbing other colleagues, and the back foot came to the phone ringing and couldn't answer?

Isn't this an obvious contradiction in the statement.

Shouldn't the phone ring louder?

If a call can be made by an outsider, why can't it be answered?

If it is forced not to answer, then why plug in the phone line again and cut it off.

In that case, you don't have to be harassed by the ringtone, and you don't have to put your mind on this matter, wouldn't it be the best of both worlds in real name.

Don't tell me they don't even want to do something as simple as unplugging a phone line.

Assuming that this is the case, what is the purpose of wasting so much energy and making so many useless rules?

has the time to make rules, but has no time to pull out the wires, this (mother) fool doesn't believe it!

Ay?

Am I scolding myself?

Forget it!

Then he turned his gaze to Article 24, which he had just read.

This is also quite suspicious.

There is a special air circulation device in the hospital, so the windows are not allowed to be opened without permission?

What kind of rules are this?

Are you still afraid that after seeing your rules, people will come up with the idea of jumping off the building and committing suicide?

Although he also said that smoking is usually forbidden in the hospital, but in case, you say that in case someone puts a skin in the office.

So what to do.

Just wait for the smell to go away?

Putting that aside for the time being, let's go to this Article 23.

It is said that the hospital is in a special stage, and if it receives special attention from its superiors, it is divided into two situations.

Women need to avoid it as much as possible, and men can enjoy it completely, and there will be a chance of special prizes?

What, are these superiors here to work, or are they here to go on a blind date?

If these superiors are women, it is reasonable to fall in love with that young man, but assuming that this superior is a man!

Thinking of this, the subordinates also didn't believe it, and their stomachs turned over for a while.

In his opinion, this kind of thing is simply one of the most disgusting diseases in the world.

Men and men do things.

Is it so scary!

Goosebumps all over my body.

The subordinate pouted, and his scalp was a little numb.

But there was more to him than that.

The last twenty-six are arguably the most chilling ones.

If you hear any strange noises while you go to bed, get under the bed immediately and stay on your back until you fall asleep again.

On the surface, this is a bit like a thief in a hospital.

Protective measures for fear of being discovered by the other party, which will lead to lying and killing people.

But that's weird!

Why would there be thieves in a good hospital?

Come to the hospital and steal something, so you don't end up like this.

Could it be those poor people who don't have the money to see a doctor and buy medicine?

However, what is written in this rule is inevitably a bit too exaggerated.

Crawl under the bed, lie on your back, and fall asleep again?

Dare to ask who can sleep peacefully under the bed!

This rule is completely (anti)human design!

I thought about it for a while, but there was still no meaningful result.

This also caused a headache for subordinates.

If the rules of this hospital are just a little stricter, in fact, there is no substantive problem.

Subordinates don't think about it for a long time.

But the series of rules on this recruitment post are obviously a bit unrealistic.

How could a normal person come up with this!

Pull the mind back to reality.

The subordinate looked at the serial number twenty-seven with a blank face, and the uneasiness in his heart became more and more obvious.

is completely different from the previous look, and the subordinates at this time look more like they have just suffered some devastating blow, and their whole faces are showing a gray color.

27. Staff staying at the hospital should be reminded that if you wake up in the morning and find an unknown scar on your body, please do not panic too much, as this may be within the normal scope of our hospital.

28. For your physical safety, try not to expose any part of your body except your head to the area outside the bed when you go to bed at night, as that may arouse its desire for that aspect.

29. The dormitory is only open at night, so if you want to take a nap, please find another place to rest.

30. There is no private toilet in the dormitory, if you have special physiological needs at night, please go to the public toilet downstairs to solve the problem. (Attention!) When walking in the hallway at night, do not make excessive noises. If you hear hurried footsteps behind you, such as the sound of a horse walking, do not look back to confirm and simply ignore it. ）

31. The hospital has three ice machines, which are located at the corner of the second floor, the end of the third floor, and the staircase on the fourth floor. (Please note!) If you find red or green ice cubes when you take the ice, remember that it is not a popsicle and you need to put it back in the ice maker immediately.)

32. Employees sleeping on the 4th floor are advised not to trespass on rooms 404, 405, 406, 407 and 408 at night as they are the only entrance to the morgue in the hospital.

33. Employees sleeping on the fourth floor should be aware that if you are awakened by a sudden noise on the roof while falling asleep at night, please do not complain, all you need to do is lie in bed and close your eyes and endure it, wait for the sound to disappear, and then fall asleep again.

34. Note: There is no staircase leading to the fifth floor (there is no such thing as a fifth floor)

Finally, I wish you a happy job!

Forehead!

This is the end of the rules.

Pleasant?

Can this really be enjoyable?

How can this blessing seem so hellish to me!

At this time, the subordinates who read all the rules couldn't help but fall into a long contemplation again

From this Article 27 onwards, there seems to be no normal rule.

In each of these subsequent sentences, there seems to be some more or less deep meaning.

It's like there's something dirty in this hospital.

Red or green ice cubes may appear inside the ice machine.

If this is not artificially colored, it is theoretically impossible to encounter.

It is even more irrational that you may get up in the morning with inexplicable scars on your body.

Be sure to cover the rest of your body under the covers except your head, as if some monster would come to ask for your life at night.

It stands to reason that this should be a normal reaction when people are in excessive fear.

After all, for die-dead people like subordinates who especially like to watch horror movies at night, it has become the norm to hide their feet under the covers when they sleep.

Why bother to command this?

Also, who does the occasional "it" in the rules represent?

There are five doors on the fourth floor that are entrances and exits to the morgue, and it is a little unlucky to put the dormitory on the first floor with this thing.

I remember that this kind of morgue is generally set in the basement negative level.

Could it be that the workers at that time did not have the level of building underground floors?

These things have obviously become the biggest suspicions of the subordinates at this time.

At that time, the employees who were interested in coming to report had really seen this recruitment post.

I always feel like it's more of a persuasion post.

I believe that many people should have a little fear of going to the toilet in the dark at night.

is to change to a person who dares to go to the toilet at night, it is estimated that after reading this, he would rather suffocate to death than go out of the house to the toilet in the middle of the night.

With a lot of thoughts in his heart, his subordinate simply moved his somewhat stiff neck.

Stretched out his hand and pinched the position of the cervical spine vigorously, and instantly felt as if he was sleeping on a stiff neck, and the shoulder muscles could feel a clear swelling feeling.

Sighing helplessly.

The subordinate turned around and looked at the stairs leading upstairs, and couldn't help but feel a little apprehensive in his heart.

In fact, after reading all the rules just now, the most confusing thing for subordinates is the two items written at the end.

If the doctor who lives on the fourth floor hears a strange noise from upstairs at night, please ignore it, lie on the bed and close your eyes and endure until the sound disappears.

This kind of thing, although his subordinates have lived for so long, they have not really encountered it once, but he has always been very curious about the metaphysics in this area. (After all, subordinates generally sleep under the bridge with that old Mengtou)

I still remember hearing from my friends that when he used to live in a building, he often heard a strange sound of marbles upstairs in the middle of the night, which sounded strange to his mother.

I thought it was the upstairs children who were greedy to play in the middle of the night and got up to play marbles for fun, but I only found out after complaining about the property.

It's upstairs.

What the hell is there to live in!

It's a real empty room.

Later, I heard from a friend that he hurriedly rolled up and left overnight.

After all, who wants to live right below what looks like a haunted house?

Isn't this indirectly torturing yourself?