The former No. 1 in the rivers and lakes (Mu Haocang's past) Chapter 53: Strange brain circuits
When was this thing turned on?
The subordinate looked at the wooden door that was gradually half-opening with a dull face, lowered his head again, looked at the doorknob he was holding tightly in his hand, and suddenly a strange idea arose in his mind.
This doorknob...... No, it's just an ornament!
Thinking that even if the quality of the material is poor, it won't make a little effort, so just uproot it!
Could it be...... Am I having too many hands?
After sitting on the ground and thinking for a long time, it didn't feel that it made much sense, so he simply threw the doorknob in his hand aside, supported the ground with both hands, and got up from the ground.
When he came to the wooden door, his subordinates did not choose to enter as soon as possible, but hesitated in front of the door for a while, and after confirming that there was no movement inside, he carefully pulled the door frame and completely opened the wooden door, which was not much open.
After doing this, I saw that the subordinates first poked their heads out of the thieves, glanced inside, and then tiptoed to the ground and slowly walked in.
I don't know when the sound of running water has long since stopped, and the atmosphere around it has long since returned to the deathly silence.
When he entered the toilet, the subordinate didn't take a few steps, but he had to symbolically turn his head in case the wooden door at the exit suddenly closed, and the main reason why the subordinate thought this way was because he had watched a horror movie about two years ago.
The name of the terrifying subordinate, the subordinate has forgotten, but the scene in the film, until now, still makes the subordinate vivid.
In the middle of the night, the man heard movement from the basement, and out of curiosity, he came alone to the iron door leading to the basement.
Without much thought, he pulled open the heavy iron door and walked in.
At that time, when he saw this scene, his subordinates were still cursing that the man was a stupid fork, and he went in where it was clear that something was going to happen.
But after thinking about it carefully, I realized that if the protagonist in the horror movie did not die, the whole film would not be able to proceed normally.
And while the man's figure gradually disappeared into the basement, the heavy iron door behind him, after a loud "boom", actually trapped the man who was in the basement at this time only by virtue of his own consciousness.
The camera turned to the man's side, and he first stood in place and was stunned for a second, and then like a crazy wild dog, he rushed to the iron door quickly, and with all his strength, he wanted to use brute force to push him away.
The iron door did not move, and the man tried to take two steps back, and then with all his strength, like a rushing beast, he slammed the side of his shoulder against the iron door.
But at this moment, the iron door was as if it had been welded to death with electricity, and no matter how hard the man tried, there was no sign of opening it.
Until the man was knocked to pieces, his head was dizzy, and he still did not cause a trace of substantial damage to the iron door in front of him.
As soon as the movie camera turned, the man's heart-rending screams resounded in every corner of the underground, and the movie ended.
This can be regarded as a relatively open-ended ending, which makes the audience can't help but think about it, and it also plays a role in arousing people's appetites.
From the moment he watched the movie, his subordinates secretly made up their minds that from now on, no matter what, they would not step into this kind of basement.
But now, although it is not a basement, the atmosphere created by this scene is somewhat similar to the basement in the movie.
It is because of this that I can't help but remind my subordinates of the thrilling scene at the end of the movie.
Naturally, he didn't want to end up as miserable as that man.
Nervously swallowed his saliva, constantly comforting himself in his heart, thinking that no matter how terrifying it was, it would still be a scene that would only appear in a movie after all, and his subordinates knew that those were all acted, and that kind of thing would never happen in reality.
After all, I heard Lao Meng say before that there is no such thing as ghosts and gods in this world, and he is a professor who studies ghosts and gods, so there is no such thing as ghosts in the world.
As the so-called art industry has a specialty, after studying this thing for a lifetime, no matter how stupid it is, it has to be famous!
Turning around, he simply stopped paying attention to the wooden door, and his subordinates were trying to divert their attention elsewhere.
Dead old Meng! I'm just believing in you once! If you dare to cheat me! I will never spare you if I am a ghost!
Secretly made up his mind in his heart, his subordinates stabilized their minds and continued to walk towards the inside of the toilet.
The way this toilet was built seemed to be quite simple, and when I first entered the door, my subordinates really didn't find anything else except for two washbasins in the corner not far away.
Toilet?
After walking around this toilet for a long time, I couldn't find any urinals for the small toilet, let alone toilets or squatting pits.
After going around here, I was a little speechless to find that this was really just a bathroom, and I couldn't do anything but wash my hands.
Such a discovery also made the subordinates suddenly feel that their IQ had been greatly insulted.
Public restrooms! Public restrooms!
Is it because I have a problem with my understanding, or because your level of education is not enough!
Isn't the bathroom just for solving physiological needs?
Could it be that in those days, the bathroom was only used for washing hands?
Or is it ......
The subordinate walked briskly to the sink, gestured the height of the sink, pouted and stood on tiptoe, and leaned forward slightly.
Exercise!
This () height of two meters and three meters may not be enough!
Looking at the circular sink in front of him, which was almost as high as his chest, his subordinates couldn't help but fall into deep doubts.
The sink is not a urinal, so how can it be a urinal?
Or how can he be made to use it the same way as a urinal.
Although these problems seem to the subordinates, they are indeed not something that ordinary normal people can come up with.
But who called him himself not an ordinary man.
At this time, the subordinates were wondering if it was possible that they hadn't invented something like a urinal at that time.
In other words, the washbasin that people usually use in this era will not really be applied to the ranks of urinals at that time, right?
This may sound ridiculous, but when you think about it, it's not entirely unreasonable.
I have to say that the brain circuit of his subordinates is really amazing, and he can think of such an outrageous thing.
At this moment, the subordinate's mind seemed to have a flash of inspiration again, and he first looked around the toilet, and then moved a wooden chair from nowhere.
Slowly place it diagonally under the sink, then straighten up, see the position, lift one foot up, and then stand up with the other foot.
Under the pressure of the weight of the subordinates, the wooden short chair would make a "squeak" sound from time to time, and it felt like as long as the subordinate standing on it stomped his feet lightly, the stool would completely fall apart.
Standing on the stool at this moment, the subordinate stretched out his hand again and briefly measured the height of his body.
It felt almost over, and the subordinate suddenly clamped his buttocks, and the center of gravity of his body leaned slightly towards the front.
No problem!
It must be that!
The results of the experiment were quite successful, and at this time, the hearts of the subordinates were like a hundred flowers blooming in spring, and they were even extremely happy.
The experiment just now proves that all his inferences are not wrong.
At that time, this sink definitely had a second purpose.
That's the urinal!
That's right, it's the best of both worlds, successfully combining hand washing and peeing.
Usually people stand on the ground, this is an ordinary sink, and when people have physiological needs, they need to move a chair from the side, and then stand on it to solve the problem.
In this case, even if someone breaks in by mistake and sees you standing so tall, it will naturally think that you are in the process of unleashing your hands and will not bother you intentionally.
This kind of construction style is really a good way to sow both of them!
In the same place, two different things can be solved.
Wouldn't this kind of thinking be wonderful at the time?
But in other words, I have to say that this kind of construction method is really not something that ordinary people can come up with.
Thirty years ago, people's living habits really didn't seem to be something that our generation could figure out casually!
He sighed in his heart, and then stepped back from the stool with a very light step.
After his feet hit the ground, his subordinates briefly rubbed their palms a few times.
Then he picked up the wooden stool he had just used, found a more pleasing position, and put it back.
Return to its rightful owner!
This truth was taught to him by Lao Meng before, although he didn't care much about this kind of thing before, but now it seems that this is indeed a way to reflect his own quality.
Thinking that the toilet door was destroyed by himself before, and now if he does a good deed, he should be able to offset the crime!
Although the principle of positive and negative gains and negative is adhered to in mathematical multiplication calculations, life can be different from what is on paper.
Mathematics is dead on the one hand, but the experience of a person's life is not!
Life can be changed through one's own efforts, and my subordinates have always believed in this.
Once upon a time, I also heard Shakyamuni say: In fact, everyone, before coming to this world, has already read the script of their own life, and the reason why you still choose to come to this world in this capacity means that there will be something worth it for you in this life!
Just because you haven't encountered it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Although I don't particularly appreciate this sentence in my heart, it is still suitable for just using it as an inspirational quote.
Thinking of this, the subordinate also smiled, and then walked slowly towards the door not far away.
But suddenly, Yu Guang seemed to catch a glimpse of something, and his subordinates were stunned for a moment, and turned their faces a little bit with a solemn face.
In the next second, the blood in his whole body suddenly poured into his brain, and his subordinates stared at him deadly, he couldn't believe what appeared in his sight at this moment.
It can be said that today's situation is something that subordinates never want to dream of.
He quickly took a few steps backwards in fear, until his back touched the base of the wall, and then finally stopped.