The subordinates sat like this until Lao Meng woke up three hours later, and he didn't move a bit.

The upper and lower eyelids are constantly fighting with each other, and it feels like they may close directly at any time.

Shaking his body twice, his subordinate rubbed his eyes vigorously, and then yawned like he hadn't done in his life.

Obviously, after Lao Meng sat up inexplicably, nothing happened, and his subordinates waited there for a long time, thinking that something surprising would come out of Lao Meng's mouth.

It seems that in the end, it was still the wrong payment.

And wasted so much precious time.

As the saying goes: those who always aspire do not aspire, and those who do not aspire to aspire to ambition.

This sentence is really appropriate to apply to subordinates at this time, of course, subordinates belong to the first type.

Stretching tiredly, looking at Lao Meng, who slowly got up from the ground, he kept complaining in his heart.

After getting up, Lao Meng first quickly looked around, and after his eyes swept over his subordinates, he instantly showed a look of panic.

It's as if I've seen something I shouldn't have seen.,It seems that I'm startled by something on my subordinate.。

At this time, when the subordinates saw this, they also chuckled in their hearts, and instinctively felt a sense of tension.

Lowering his head, he carefully searched for everything on his body that might make Lao Meng show such an expression.

But after looking for a long time, I didn't find anything wrong.

I was suddenly startled, and quickly turned my head, thinking that the problem was behind me.

When I turned my head, I saw that there was only a pile of weeds left behind me, except for some floating garbage floating up from the river.

What could be wrong with this?

In his mind, he was simply confused, and Lao Meng's sudden suspicious behavior really made his subordinates a little confused.

This dead old Meng, just got up and got nervous?

scolded secretly in his heart.

As soon as the face turned halfway, he felt a breeze hit his face, followed by a huge black shadow, which could be roughly judged to be in the shape of a human hand.

Manpower?

it!

Even if the brain reacts at this moment, the body cannot do anything, after all, when the person sends any instructions in the brain, the time required for the body to make that action is at least 0.0 seconds.

Synchronization between the brain and the body should theoretically be something that is absolutely impossible.

But with the development of technology and artificial intelligence in the future, I don't know if there is a way to eliminate the time difference of these few milliseconds.

Maybe robots can really do it!

Before his subordinates showed a look of horror, a big (forced) bucket slapped him in the face, and the force used by the other party was quite sufficient, plus the position of this fan was still a relatively fragile place in the human body.

The subordinate immediately felt a hot and sharp pain coming from the side of his face, which was more like having just swallowed countless devil chili peppers, which was unbearable.

felt that a few teeth in his mouth had been knocked out, and at the same time as his subordinates were foaming at the stars, and his body was almost slapped to the ground, Lao Meng's figure also appeared in front of him.

My brain went blank and felt more like a fan.

Putting his hand into his mouth, he buckled it indiscriminately, confirming that there was no tooth missing, just a little loose, and he also breathed a long sigh of relief in his heart.

raised his head and saw that the person who could do it was Lao Meng, and the swear words suddenly gushed out from his stomach like a tide, but before his subordinates could open their mouths, Lao Meng took the first step and knelt on the ground.

Seeing that Lao Meng suddenly came to such a place again, his subordinates also held back the words that had reached their lips.

With his mouth wide open, some of his teeth were still faintly stained with blood, and his subordinates' expressions at this time could be described as quite overwhelming.

Is this old Meng dreaming stupidly?

Stood still and muttered a few words quietly.

The incident of being inexplicably slapped by Lao Meng before seems to have been completely forgotten at this moment.

Stroking his still slightly swollen face, his subordinates slowly walked up to Lao Meng, tried to call him softly, and saw that the other party was still unmoved, and the whole person was instantly stunned.

Looking at Lao Meng's actions at this time, it seems to be more like a prayer. Kneeling on the knees, the entire upper body lying on the ground, and the hands naturally placed at the sides of the body, such an action, it seems that there is no other way to say anything other than worship.

If you are in a temple at this time, facing the Buddha statue in front of you, kneeling on the ground and praying for the blessing of the Buddha, this kind of thing is still reasonable.

But at this time, the target of this old Meng's kneeling is to be a subordinate of a mortal, an ordinary person who can no longer be ordinary.

Is it sleepwalking?

This is the conclusion that the subordinates have drawn in their minds based on the current situation at the moment, and it seems that this is also the most convincing conclusion to explain this kind of thing.

Thinking that no matter how stupid Lao Meng is, no matter how desperate he is, he will never do this kind of thing of worshipping his subordinates.

Unless, he's really bad in his head.

What do subordinates have?

Birth?

Fame?

Job?

Marital status?

In the eyes of subordinates, these things are all negative.

He had nothing, even more pitiful than a beggar on the side of the road.

It was precisely because of this that he would never believe that Lao Meng would do such a ridiculous thing to him.

What do you want him to do?

At this time, the subordinates were simply puzzled in the face of this kind of thing.

There seems to be no more convincing reason than sleepwalking.

During the period when his subordinates were thinking, Lao Meng, who was lying face down and lying on the ground without any movement, also suddenly spoke.

Seeing this, the subordinate also moved his body, approached Lao Meng a little closer, and pricked up his ears, trying to hear what the other party was saying.

But what Lao Meng said at the moment doesn't seem to be human words, no! It should be said that it does not belong to the ranks of human words.

If you listen carefully, combined with some simple associations and guesses, everything that comes out of Lao Meng's mouth at this moment seems to be like a spell.

What "black lacquer, is it enough, bow swish, plug and swish!" Anyway, the subordinates listened carefully for a long time, and they didn't understand anything.

it! This is bird language?

I suddenly felt a burst of incredulity in my heart, calculated, the time I spent with Lao Meng was not short, and my subordinates really didn't find out, it turned out that Lao Meng could speak another language.

And this kind of language does not seem to be in the category of English, after all, when it comes to English, although I am not very good at learning, I still know a little about simple daily greetings.

And what Lao Meng just said, no matter how you listen to it, it doesn't seem to have anything to do with English.

So what is he pushing?

Stretched out his hand and scratched his scalp a few times, and a few strands of hair also fell to the ground.

The subordinates retreated step by step, slowly moving away from Lao Meng.

He was afraid that the other party would suddenly fall ill for a while, so he got up and slapped himself a few times.

Just now, it was enough for him, if he came a few times, I'm afraid Xiao Ming would have to explain here today.

Since the other party is sleepwalking, all the actions now and before are naturally unconscious.

If that's the case...

I don't seem to have a reason to fan it back!

Thinking that he was slapped in vain, the hearts of his subordinates couldn't help but be full of grief.

Thinking about it, Lao Meng, who was still worshipping him before, also suddenly stood up.

Seeing that the other party's eyes were wide open at this moment, his subordinates also shouted angrily: "Dead old Meng, aren't you joking enough?" ”

Seeing that the other party heard this, he also showed a rather puzzled expression.

"Are you kidding? Are you kidding? ”

It seems that he didn't expect Lao Meng to really answer the question, and his subordinates also tightened their crotches.

"You... What about awake? ”

The subordinate asked again in a trembling voice.

"Or you think I'm sleepwalking?"

Seeing Lao Meng's tone at the moment, he seemed to be a little impatient, and his subordinates no longer chose to continue to ask.

Sitting on the ground, the whole person looks a little listless, and now his subordinates just want to sleep well, and if they can, by the way, finish the previous dream.

The afterglow was swept away, but the old Meng he saw was slowly walking towards him for some reason.

What's the matter?

I can't help but ask myself in my heart.

looked at Lao Meng, who was approaching him little by little, with a dull face, and the feeling of doubt in his heart that had not dissipated became more serious.

Walking in front of his subordinates, Lao Meng stopped, then took out a talisman from his pocket and held it tightly in the palm of his hand.

He gently pressed the hand holding the amulet to his lips, then closed his eyes tightly, and began to recite the strange bird language that made his subordinates listen to the book of heaven.

And Lao Meng's behavior, in the eyes of his subordinates at this moment, is completely unreasonable.

He didn't know what Lao Meng wanted to do at all, and he could even say that he didn't have any clue about it.

My heart was suddenly filled with anger, and I didn't know where the anger came from, anyway, the subordinates at this moment couldn't stand the other party's brain-dead behavior anymore.

With a hard kick of his legs, his whole body "popped" and jumped up from the ground.

"I've had enough! Even if you're joking, at least you have to have a degree! Aren't you bullying honest people! ”

looked at Lao Meng with angry eyes, and his whole body was trembling slightly with anger.

But with the appearance of his subordinates, Lao Meng in front of him was still indifferent, just like he didn't have long ears.

Seeing that Lao Meng still had no intention of repenting, his subordinates were also a little broken in their hearts.

He clenched his fists tightly, trying to suppress his thoughts of hitting someone.

"You... What the hell are you talking about? ”

As if he finally felt that his subordinates had nowhere to vent, Lao Meng also slowly opened his eyes, and then said to his subordinates in a very calm tone.

"Bullying... Bullying honest people, is it fun? ”

The subordinate's tone of voice at this time seemed a little twitching, and it felt like he was about to cry.

"Bullying honest people? Are you really stupid or fake stupid! I'm here to help you! ”