9 Entertain black and white impermanence
Finished!
Lin Feng was shocked, if this was discovered by the old Lin Tou, he would definitely break his leg with a hammer!
Lin Feng tiptoed his head out to take a look, the rocking chair was empty, the old Lin Tou didn't know where he went, at this time, there was a knocking sound outside the door, Lin Feng hurriedly ran out to take a look, but saw the old Lin Tou was knocking on a wooden board.
"You're not gone yet?"
Old Lin Tou looked at Lin Feng in surprise, and then scolded: "What the hell is it?" You're out of duty? ”
"Hey, hey! Got a good night's sleep and overslept! Let's go, hey, hey, hey! ”
Lin Feng saw that the matter was not revealed, so he smirked twice as a thief, hurriedly got on the motorcycle, and ran away without looking back.
"Stinky boy!"
The old forest man smiled meaningfully.
Although the time was not early, Lin Feng still returned to the funeral home in the western suburbs before sunset, and the fat man had already waited anxiously at the door, and when he saw Lin Feng, he shouted:
"Where the are you again?"
Lin Feng glanced at the fat man impatiently and said, "I'm going home, what's wrong with the fat brother?" ”
"What's wrong?"
The fat man said angrily: "What did I tell you in the morning, you forgot? Two high-level ghosts of black and white impermanence are coming tonight, don't you know how to help, clean up? ”
"What to pack up?"
Lin Feng walked into the funeral home, and the fat man followed behind him angrily, saying, "The leader doesn't come once a year, and when he comes back, he can't behave well?" It's good to entertain, don't say that you have smooth sailing, fat brother, I can also be promoted......"
"Got it!"
Lin Feng walked into the duty room by himself and closed the door with his backhand.
"The mud can't hold up the wall!"
The fat man scolded angrily outside the door, turned his head and left. A person is busy for a long time, roast chicken, whole fish, fruits, snacks, pour wine, put chopsticks, plug incense, a table is full, placed in the hall, put two Maza, the fat man is satisfied to stretch his waist.
As soon as Lin Feng entered the duty room, he listened to the movement outside the door, the fat man had already left, so he quickly took out the bone sword from his arms and looked at it carefully.
The bone sword was white all over, but there were black marks on it, as if it had been burned by fire. The whole body of the sword is very rough carved, and it is not sharp or sharp when you try it, and it is like a child's toy in your hand.
"What the is this?"
Lin Feng couldn't help but say.
After looking at it for a long time, he didn't see why, Lin Feng remembered one more thing, and shouted in a low voice:
"Little female ghost, are you there?"
"I'm here!"
Almost as soon as Lin Feng's voice fell, the little girl's ghost voice started, although it was expected, but Lin Feng was still a little surprised, so he said: "Don't be afraid tonight, black and white impermanence is fine, if they dare to mess around, I will split them alive!" ”
"Hmmm......"
The voice of the little female ghost, with a faint sob, said, "Brother, I don't want to cause trouble for you......"
"It's okay!"
Lin Feng smiled, he didn't expect the little female ghost to agree so happily, and he was relieved, but he only heard the voice and couldn't see anyone, Lin Feng asked puzzledly:
"What about you? Why can't you see it? ”
"I don't dare!"
The voice of the little female ghost came: "I'm in the corner, the thing in your hand is so scary......"
"Oh oh oh!"
Lin Feng hurriedly put away the bone sword, but the little female ghost still didn't dare to show up, and Lin Feng didn't dare to put the bone sword outside, so he said:
"When it's gone, I'll just go back!"
After a while, the fat man was still sulking in the security room, Lin Feng walked in with a smile, took two boxes of Huazi in his hand, and said:
"Busy? Fat guy! ”
"Is there something wrong?"
The fat man glanced at Lin Feng, looked down at Huazi, and said, "You smoke too?" ”
"I don't smoke!"
Lin Feng said with a smile: "Fat brother, I bought it for you!" Dissipate the gas, and look up to you for more help in the future! ”
"Count you kid sensible!"
The fat man's anger disappeared for the most part, he took Huazi, opened it and lit one, swallowing clouds and spitting fog for a while, and the unhappiness in his heart also disappeared.
"Fat brother, let me ask you something!"
Lin Feng saw that the fat man was deflated, so he began to talk about business.
"You say!"
"Fat brother, do you say that in this world, is there any way to bring the dead back to life?"
"Poof!"
"Ahem, ahem, ahem!"
Lin Feng's words almost didn't choke the fat man to death, and the Huazi in his hand was no longer fragrant, so he inserted it into the ashtray, looked at Lin Feng like a neuropath, and said:
"Are you crazy? Yes?! I know what you're thinking, don't even think about it, even the Ten Halls of Hades don't have the ability to come back to life, you are a temporary worker, what do you think? ”
"Hehe......"
Lin Feng smiled bitterly and said, "I'm just asking......"
The fat man glanced at Lin Feng, lit another Huazi, thought for a moment, and said, "You kid, you are really well-intentioned...... I read it in the book, saying that if you can fuse the three souls and seven spirits with the physical body, you can come back to life, and you need the most holy and yang in the world, or the most yin and evil treasure, and no one knows what the specific time is......"
"Does no one know?"
Lin Feng asked without giving up.
"For thousands of years, there have been countless alchemists, and there have been countless emperors who have pursued immortality, but at least there are no clues in the records."
"Fat brother, what book did you read it in?"
Lin Feng seems to have discovered the key point, the fat man is a big and rough one, if he can read these books himself, he may be able to see the clues.
"It's up there!"
The fat man pointed to the ceiling.
Lin Feng understood, it was on the 2nd floor.
"If you want to go up, the first step is to become a ghost, and then every time you go up, you have to follow the approval slip above, sign and seal, and you can go up!"
The fat man understood Lin Feng's thoughts, and warned: "The things upstairs may subvert your entire worldview, if you don't listen to my advice, go up and come down, make sure you become mentally ill, believe it or not!" ”
"I believe I believe! Hey, hey, hey! ”
Lin Feng smirked and nodded, but thought in his heart, I believe that your mother is a big-headed ghost!
The two chatted without a word, Huazi smoked most of the box, and suddenly a cold wind blew in outside the door, and the incense and smoke on the table in the hall suddenly began to tremble, and the fat man hurriedly snuffed out the cigarette in his hand, got up and walked out.
"It's coming!"
Lin Feng also hurriedly got up and ran out with the fat man.
Black and white impermanence one after the other, slowly walked into the funeral hall hall, the fat man stood respectfully in front of the offering table, and Lin Feng also stood over.
"Fortune at first sight!"
"The world is peaceful!"
Black and white impermanence said!
"Wealth and wealth! Taiping Taiping! Hey! ”
The fat man nodded with a smile and greeted: "The two adults have come to the cold house, and I have prepared a table of wine and food for the two of you to enjoy, please sit down!" ”
"Isn't that okay?"
Bai Wuchang glanced at Hei Wuchang, and Hei Wuchang also glanced at Bai Wuchang: "We are here to perform official duties!" ”
"Understood, understood!"
The fat man said with a smile: "Don't delay eating, come and smoke a flower first!" ”
While talking, the fat man took out Huazi's lighter and handed it over, black and white impermanence saw Huazi hand it over, looked at each other, and said, "Or...... Eat first? ”
"Eat, eat!"