Chapter 526: People Are Stupid, Are You Still Teasing People?
Although there is only a little salt and nothing else to season, the original aroma of the barbecue is still tempting for those who are hungry.
Wu Hu silently chewed on the squirrel hind leg that didn't have much weight, and felt that he could chew a wisp of rosin from these crispy and tender roast meats.
There are no other condiments, but the salt is still provided by the program team, so as not to cause physical abnormalities due to the lack of salt, so as to eliminate them prematurely.
After all, this is a celebrity survival show, with stars in front and survival in the back.
After that, Wu Hu tasted two inferior wild blueberries with a little sweetness, then took out the communicator and began to operate against the communicator's narrow interface.
Qin Xiaohai cautiously asked, "Fat Tiger, why don't you try our luck?" "
He felt that Wu Hu's luck was too bad, and he was the first to draw lots on stage, and he was able to draw this Hell No. 18. If he is allowed to draw a lottery again, what if a woman who is powerless will be drawn to come over? Isn't that going to make it harder for them?
Wu Hu said while operating the interface: "You have to believe in the law of No. 18 in Hell Tailai, even I can draw the Hell No. 18 lottery, what else can't be drawn?"
In the live broadcast room, a group of netizens have already laughed and complained about Wu Hu.
Qin Xiaohai looked at Zhao Hui, hoping that the fat chef would be able to stop Wu Hu's impulsive behavior.
The corner of the fat chef Zhao Hui's lips twitched, turned around and took a wooden stick, whistling while digging and burying the bonfire, so as not to accidentally cause a forest fire.
At this time, Wu Hu had already taken out the three little lucky stones, and blew on the little lucky stones, holding them in front of his forehead, "All the gods and Buddhas bless, please give me a strong labor!"
As he spoke, he didn't care about Qin Xiaohai's tangled look at all, and directly pressed his thumb to the lottery button on the interface, and then the roulette wheel in the interface rotated.
Although the little lucky stone was sometimes unreliable, Wu Hu didn't believe Qin Xiaohai's luck even more. At least they still have a little lucky stone to cheat, they can't even cheat.
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There are 150 grids on the board, and each grid is marked with a number, click on the number, and you can see the information of the star represented by the number.
In addition, there are two interfaces, one is the tool lottery interface, and the other is the material lottery interface. This communicator, in addition to communication, only has this function.
But because the interface is too narrow, Wu Hu's fingers can't be clicked at all, so he simply doesn't look at what stars those numbers represent, and who is in the draw!
At this time, there were already netizens complaining in his live broadcast room. "Fat Tiger has not forgotten, he is abroad! How can the hands of the gods and Buddhas be so easily stretched abroad? You must not negotiate with the gods of foreign countries..."
"Hahaha brother, you understand the system."
"Why doesn't Tiger ask for God, what kind of god is the gods and Buddhas?" Some foreign friends randomly entered the live broadcast room of planting flowers.
"That's the greatest god of our flower planters, he is omnipotent, and our god is omnipotent."
Just in the live broadcast room, when the two netizens were discussing the gods fiercely, Wu Hu's lottery had ended. Wu Hu won the No. 8 lottery, which looks quite auspicious.
Then the No. 8 sign appears on the interface, click in to see the information of the star drawn.
Then, Wu Hu laughed out loud and handed the communicator to Qin Xiaohai, "Just ask if you accept it?" I'm not wrong when I say No, the law of Taylor! Big Fat Shark, hurry up and help!"
As he spoke, Wu Hu kissed the three small lucky stones in his hand, "Thank you to the Heavenly Gods and Buddhas!"
The big fat shark who was watching the live broadcast hugged his head, "Oh no! Why me?"
He knew that he would definitely help build the shelter in the past, so the best outcome would be to wait for these people to build the shelter and he would sit back and enjoy it.
Fortunately, there was no one else around him at this time, otherwise he would probably be complained about, how did you say such selfish words?
If you take people's money, you have to behave well.
Qin Xiaohai is light
Ahem, no way, I was pretended by the fat tiger again.
In the live broadcast room, many fans who want to watch the fun are also a little regretful at this time, they were really won by Wu Hu! Among so many celebrities, in terms of strength, how many can compare to the big fat shark? It's just that the big fat shark is so fat, and its physical strength is not very good.
"In fact, the best strong labor should be Dwayne Johnson, Mediterranean macho, and Giant Kari, who are not as fat as the big fat shark, and their physical strength is definitely much stronger than that of the big fat shark."
"Indeed, the big fat shark has already let itself go before he retired, and now that he has been retiring for more than a year, how can he still have good physical strength!" In the live broadcast room, a bunch of understanding kings did post-mortem analysis there, and felt that Wu Hu's luck still did not reach the best state, after all, the big fat shark was not the best choice.
Wu Hu doesn't care about this, after all, he is the captain, and it is very rare to have the opportunity to support the big fat shark to do coolies and use the other party as a donkey for the production team.
Putting away the communicator, Wu Hu got up and picked up his backpack, "Let's go! Let's go to an improvised shelter first, you may be hungry at night, so be mentally prepared."
Qin Xiaohai and Zhao Hui both nodded in understanding.
After all, not everyone is lucky enough to come across their prey as soon as they come.
Of course, they don't know that there are not many teams that are luckier than them.
At least their team caught fish in that lake. After knowing that there was a lake in their area, they chose a fishing rod, a bow and arrow, so they didn't choose a tarpaulin either. But now their team is the happiest, and the food is enough.
The three of them went on the road together, and the speed was not as fast as Wu Hu before, so when they arrived at the place that Wu Hu had chosen before, more than half an hour had passed.
However, they don't have any watches in their hands, so they don't know the specific time, so they can only roughly judge the current time from the position of the sun in the sky.
Wu Hu threw down his backpack, took an axe and saw, and pointed to the small col, "This will be our next station, this is close to the water source, and it is convenient to get water."
Zhao Hui asked, "There's a waterhole there, will there be animals coming to drink the water?"
Wu Hu smiled, "I wish there were animals coming to drink water!" But this stream runs through the forest, and you can drink water everywhere, so you don't have to worry about that."
Qin Xiaohai nodded and said, "I'll look around and see if I can find some wild fruits or wild mushrooms, it's really not good, let's eat some tree bark."
Wu Hu smiled, "If you can eat that thing, then eat it!"
When Qin Xiaohai heard this, he smiled and said, "Eating tree bark is not eating the rough outer skin, but eating the cambium layer inside, that thin layer of things, some are green, some are white, birch bark, spruce bark, are all edible. Of course, eating the bark is the last resort. If you're too hungry and can't find any other food," Wu Hu waved his hand, "Go ahead!" Then he looked at Zhao Hui, "Old Zhao, you go boil some water first!" I'm going to get thirsty for a while."
"Okay!" Zhao Hui put down his back and carried the black pot to the stone stove by the stream.
When Wu Hu was cutting down a few spruce trees in the small col, the big fat shark carried a huge backpack on his back, got on a helicopter, and rushed in the direction of Wu Hu and them.
Originally, he thought he could spend a few more days in Whitehorse! I didn't expect to be drawn by that damn Tiger on the first day.
Before I could say hello to the city's babes, I was leaving.
The big fat shark who went away with regret had a serious face, and when he wore the camera equipment prepared for him by the program team, this guy suddenly changed his hip-hop face.
"Hahaha everyone, I'm your dear big shark, I'm here to help Tiger. It turns out that he couldn't have done without me! If I had me, the moose and the wolf cubs would have become our food.
That's right! I can't wait! Look at my muscles, I can fight the giant bear" The big fat shark is also the master of bragging, and it is an instinct in his genes to be funny.
Although I know that he is bragging, but thinking of his terrifying big guy, it seems that he can indeed fight with the giant bear! As long as he's not afraid of death
Speech.
When the big fat shark came to the place where Wu Hu and the others got off the plane in the morning, and the pilot left him, he was a little dumbfounded, "Wote? You're just going to throw me here? How do I go and join Tiger and them?"
In the live broadcast room, although everyone couldn't see the shocked black face of the big fat shark, when they heard his voice, they couldn't help laughing.
Before, he looked like a bull was coaxing, and wanted to fight with the giant bear, but now let him go to Wu Hu's station alone, and he will be a Muggle directly.
The contrast between the front and back made his fans really unbearable.
At this time, Wu Hu's communicator also heard the voice of assistant director Ren Ke, who has been in this program group for four years and still has no intention of moving.
"Please note Team 18 that your new team has arrived at the landing site. I repeat, your new team has reached the landing site..."
Wu Hu, who was undressing the spruce tree and thinking about using these barks to make some bark bowls to drink, couldn't help but be stunned, "You don't send people, but you still want me to greet them?"
The reaction was exactly the same as that of the big fat shark, which made the audience in the live broadcast room laugh.
Zhao Hui, who had already boiled the water and was helping the giant wood, said, "Brother Tiger, why don't I pick him up!" You have a lot of strength, and you can work faster."
Wu Hu shook his head and said, "It's better for me to go!" Lest you run into some beasts, it will be troublesome. You stay here, and if you find something wrong, go to the tree right away."
Next to them, there was already a poplar tree tied to the trunk by Wu Hu, so that they could quickly go up the tree to avoid danger when they had trouble.
Wu Hu inserted the dozen or so wooden drills into his trouser pockets, and the thickened version of the military cargo pants was very strong, and the wooden drills would not easily puncture the pockets. Then he tied four short spears together, tied them to his back, and carried the spear more than two meters long in his hand, and set off directly.
By the way, he shouted to Qin Xiaohai, who was carefully looking for something in the distance, "Brother Hai, I'll pick up that big fat shark, you guys should be safe."
Qin Xiaohai came back to his senses, got up and said with a smile, "Okay! You also pay attention to safety, don't worry about dinner at night, I found some edible wild morels, hearing that there are wild mushrooms, Wu Hu couldn't help but be happy, "If you can touch the grouse, it will be great."
No, Wu Hu discerned the next direction, and then hit the road.
At this time, the big fat shark also went on the road, but his sense of direction was not so strong, and he used the method of continuing to walk along the road that Wu Hu and the others had walked in the morning, advanced into the forest, found the stream, and then followed the stream to find it.
It's a stupid method, but it's practical.
It's just that in this way, his route is perfectly missed with Wu Hu's route.
In the live broadcast room, some viewers repeatedly jumped back and forth between the two live broadcast rooms, while being happy, it was completely the posture of the musicians watching the fun.
Wu Hu actually thought of this possibility, but he didn't think it mattered, so he just took this opportunity to wander around and see if he could encounter any wild animals.
It's best to come across a grouse or a hare, or a porcupine.
As for whether the big fat shark will encounter any danger, Wu Hu is not too worried, after all, the big fat shark is so big and strong, and the average beast really can't help him.
With these longings in mind, Wu Hu moved quickly towards his destination, looking at the six roads and listening to the eight directions. The audience in the live broadcast room was complaining again, feeling that the camera was shaking badly.
Just when everyone was complaining, Wu Hu had already taken out a wooden chisel and threw it out, and then saw Wu Hu change direction.
When he stopped, everyone realized that this girl had actually shot another squirrel while running. The squirrel that was stuck in the body by the wooden hammer and fell from the tree was not dead at this time, and was convulsing there, Wu Hu decisively stepped forward to send it back to the west.
In the live broadcast room, the screen is already full of 'slots'.
"Fat Tiger, this is too good! It's a mobile shooter!"
"Sure enough, no matter where you throw the fat tiger, you don't have to worry about him starving to death."
"Is this kicking you to death on an empty stomach? All I saw was him shaking his hand..."
There are also foreign friends who randomly enter the live broadcast room of planting flowers.
"yes! This is the secret weapon in the legend of our flower planter, and when we practice it to a great extent, we can hurt people by picking leaves and flying flowers."
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"Don't you understand? Even with leaves and petals, it can hurt people."
"I don't really understand it, but it feels amazing! Do you flower growers have a lot of people with such an empty stomach?"
"It's not a lot, this question should be clearer to Fat Tiger." Some people couldn't stand it and said, "People are stupid, and you still tease people?"
"Hahaha......
Wu Hu picked up the squirrel, tied it around his waist with a grass vine, and then continued on his way, saying, "It seems that I guessed correctly, that big fat shark should have followed our morning path. Is this stupid guy so bad at spatial?"
Hearing Wu Hu complaining about the big fat shark, netizens not only did not sympathize, but laughed straight away.
On the other side, the big fat shark wiped his sweat and complained silently in his heart, but it was not Wu Hu, but the program team, and he actually left him alone.
He's a big shark, but he's a superstar!
At this moment, there was a sudden noise in front of him, which frightened the big fat shark.
The camera pans directly in the direction of the sound, and an animal covered in thorns is seen arching under a thicket.
"What's that? Hedgehog?" The big fat shark asked, turned his head and looked around, ready to find some weapons such as stones, and dealt with the unknown creature.
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