8 The cats take the house
"Why does every ghost who comes here want to go out? I wondered, this is a vegetable market? ”
Lin Feng said in disbelief, suddenly his expression froze, he turned his head sharply and glanced behind him, it was pitch black, and he shone it repeatedly with a flashlight, but there was nothing, so he turned his head with confidence and said:
"What did you say in your last word?"
"Inside the coffin...... It's not me who is lying down......"
The female ghost knelt on the ground and said pitifully: "Or, the body inside the coffin is me, but my soul was expelled and taken away by the tanuki cat last night......"
"Huh?"
Lin Feng opened his mouth wide in disbelief, pondered for a moment, and said, "You mean, the one lying in the coffin is a ...... Cat? ”
"Yes......"
The female ghost wiped her tears, but the tears still couldn't stop dripping from her fingers, and she choked up:
"If you don't believe me, I can take you to see it!"
"Good! Lead the way! ”
After that, the female ghost took Lin Feng to the basement, and at this moment Lin Feng was a little panicked, if the female ghost played tricks, or ...... There's something scary in the coffin, ......
Wouldn't he be sent into the jaws of the tiger?
Standing in front of the thin black coffin, Lin Feng was still a little hesitant, but looking at the female ghost's clear eyes, he still chose to believe him, hugged the coffin board with both hands, and pushed forward vigorously-
"Whoa!"
The coffin board opened, Lin Feng looked inside, it didn't matter if he saw it, he was directly startled!
Lying inside the coffin, it looked like a human corpse, but a layer of white hair had grown on the corpse, and the whole corpse was tied up in a circle by a rope, from the feet to the neck, and when I looked up—
I saw an innocent big eye, fluttering blue eyes, looking at himself with a hippie smile!
"Hee-hee! I didn't expect it! I'm hiding here! ”
The corpse actually spoke!
Can you imagine that? A corpse in a bright red wedding dress, a corpse that had been sitting for days......
Moreover, still lying in the coffin, I actually watched you speak!
Lin Feng's scalp is numb!
"it!"
Lin Feng gasped and said in disbelief: "What are you, what are you doing in there?!" ”
"You think I'm willing to be in there!"
The female corpse opened her mouth and continued: "I'm a meow, you let me out, I'll give you a warm bed, that dead fat man tied me here, people can't run out, hurry up!" Please! ”
"it!"
Lin Feng's scalp is about to explode!
That female corpse was actually coquettish to Lin Feng!
My mom, what's going on!
"You lie down in there now, I...... I'll fuck your uncle! ”
Lin Feng scolded, he really didn't know what to do, so he quickly pulled the coffin lid back and closed it tightly.
"You!"
"Damn!"
"I won't let you go! You wait! ”
Before closing, the female corpse turned out to have a hideous face, threatening Lin Feng, until the coffin was completely closed, still shouting!
"It's so dark! People are afraid! Woooooo ”
"Woooooo
A dull voice came out of the coffin, Lin Feng was in a cold sweat, walked to the door and leaned against the wall, the female ghost also walked over with a face full of grievances, Lin Feng glanced at her, slowly squatted on the stairs, and said:
"You let me slow down first, I'll slow down first......"
"In other words, it is you and not you lying in the coffin? The body is yours and the soul is a cat's? ”
"Hmm!"
The female ghost nodded.
Lin Feng squatted on the stairs with his head in his hands, thinking that he had forgotten to open his left eye just now to see what she was and whether there were any "words" on her body......
But Lin Feng suddenly thought that if he could get a spell to manipulate ghosts, wouldn't it be ......
I don't know why, Lin Feng suddenly had a bold idea......
"Let me out!"
The female ghost suddenly knelt on the ground again pleading, two lines of tears flowed down, and begged bitterly: "I beg you, in the next life, I will be a cow and a horse to repay your kindness, please let me out, I ......"
"Hey!"
Lin Feng sighed and said, "Sister, I'll tell you too, I'm not afraid of your jokes, I'm just a temporary worker, and I just came to work yesterday...... On the first day of work, my ghost ran away, and the next day...... If I run away again, how can I explain to the leader? ”
"You are also considerate and considerate of me, I just want to earn some money to support my family and marry a wife, I ...... Ay! I want to let you out, but I don't know how to let you out, you can't get out of this hellish place! ”
After hearing what Lin Feng said, the female ghost was sad, Lin Feng hurriedly asked her to stand up, let her go back to the basement first, and wait for the fat man to come tomorrow and ask him how to deal with it.
That's all it can be!
The female ghost nodded, although there was a hint of unwillingness in her eyes, she still obeyed Lin Feng's words and slowly retreated to the basement.
"Woooooo
In the basement, the cat seemed to be still crying, and he didn't know whether to cry or make trouble, anyway, there were bursts of whimpering sounds in the black coffin, Lin Feng couldn't manage it so much, it was really messy tonight, so he hurriedly closed the door of the basement and returned to the first floor.
It's past midnight.
Lin Feng was not sleepy at all, and he couldn't be sleepy.
It seemed to be windy outside, and it was rare to be cool in the middle of summer, so Lin Feng took a coat, put it on his body and walked out of the funeral home.
Outside the door, the wind blows quietly, and the priorities often change, hitting one after another, which is very comfortable and comfortable.
Lin Feng sat on the steps, looking at the empty door, thinking that he should give full play to his strengths, cultivate and farm on the large open space in front of the door, and do some vegetable planting, wouldn't it be another pastime?
Lin Feng's thoughts had already flown away.
But suddenly, a ray of light also flew!
"it!"
Lin Feng was suddenly startled, watching a ray of light fly out of his pocket and landing in front of him, he was taken aback, and when he looked at it again, the light turned into a figure, and it turned out to be the female ghost who had been begging and wanting to come out!
"You-"
"How did you get out!"
Lin Feng sat up in shock!
"Thank you! Great kindness and great virtue will be reported in the next life, I'm sorry, I ...... You promised to take me out...... Then I will hide myself in you and come out with you......"
"When did I say—"
Lin Feng's words came to an abrupt end, and he suddenly remembered that he had indeed said it, but he didn't expect that he would just promise it casually, and it would work?
"Brush!"
After the female ghost thanked Lin Feng, she jumped back without looking back, and once again turned into a ray of light and flew into the distance, Lin Feng hurriedly ran forward two steps, but found that it was not an equal weight at all......
It's broken, my ghost is running away again!