14 The demons of the funeral parlor have revolted
"it!"
Lin Feng had a faint feeling in his heart, that is, the fat man pulled the ghost bride and her corpse away and released the cat demon!
And unexpectedly, the cat demon can't run out of this funeral home at all, that is to say...... I'm in danger!
Lin Feng still didn't give up, ran out of the door of the funeral home, looked left and right, and made sure that the funeral car was really not there......
Originally, I thought that the fat man slept like a dead pig.
I didn't expect this guy to have 800 hearts and eyes!
Back in the security room, Lin Feng turned on the light and saw a note on the table, on which a limerick poem was written in twisted and crooked characters:
Do your own thing,
I'll bring you breakfast when I'm done.
After breakfast and lunch,
Be a ghost and make a lot of money!
Horizontal batch: I took the ghost bride away, and I left it to you with the cat demon!
Looking at the note in his hand, Lin Feng felt ten thousand grass and mud horses galloping by, he finally knew how the last temporary worker on night duty got mentally ill......
With this pig teammate, it's good to be alive!
Lin Feng returned to his duty room dejectedly, his stomach was grunting with hunger, so he took out a pack of instant noodles, poured boiling water, put it on the table next to the bed, and sat up and waited......
Instant noodles only take 5 minutes.
The clock ticked by, 10:15 p.m
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In the gloomy basement, it was particularly lively at this time, and several dark shadows were sitting on the coffin, talking excitedly.
"Another one the day before yesterday! Did you see that? β
"See, he also came to the basement last night, and he was so scared that the flashlight fell to the ground, and he ran out with a roll!"
"Poof!"
"Hahaha! Another coward, he dared to come, the last one was scared into mental illness by us, and the last one was directly scared to death!
"Okay, so, Xixi hopes this one is bolder!"
"Brother Biao, you are so perverted, people like it so much~"
A few little ghosts are more and more excited, a big head and a thick neck, at first glance is the ghost of the gang, talking a little stammering, everyone calls him Brother Biao, he likes to fight evil battles, he was killed by someone who never fought last year, he was not convinced, and he was reluctant to reincarnate.
There is also a sissy guy, who sang opera before his death, and drove into the river, and the entire troupe was directly wiped out.
On the edge of the sissy, I don't know which reservoir, the drowned fishing brother, his face was pale, he didn't catch the bait for 3 days and 3 nights in a row, he was angry and fell into the water, and shouted "The fishing brother doesn't use the air force!" β
And he drowned.
These ghosts, at first glance, are all talents, and they all have stories, and at this time they are discussing how to scare Lin Feng to death, at least they have to scare Lin Feng into a psychopath!
"I, I, I, I smell a fragrant scent!"
"What is it that smells so good, is it ...... Haven't you eaten instant noodles in more than ten years? β
"It's so damning! I even ate instant noodles in public! β
The more the ghosts talked, the more angry they became, thinking about how to scare Lin Feng to death, or scare Lin Feng to death, or scare him into a mental illness, and gathered together to chatter and discuss.
On the coffin in the far corner, there was a girl with a face full of cold storage, dressed in black clothes, tall, with two long legs hanging under the coffin, the handsome little face was spotless, cold as frost, two big blue eyes flashed and flashed, and two fluffy black cat ears moved from time to time.
She'd been listening to the imps discuss.
"Hey!"
The kitten demon shouted.
The little ghosts suddenly turned their heads, looked at the little cat demon with disdain, and the ghost called Brother Biao said: "New new newcomer, old - be honest!" β
"I just came yesterday, don't you understand the rules? To put it mildly, you know? β
"By the way, what species are you?"
A few ghosts talked again, and the kitten demon twisted his neck impatiently, and said listlessly:
"Take me to play!"
"How dare you be scary?"
A few ghosts were overjoyed, Brother Biao slowly got down from the coffin, and said as he walked: "No, no-I didn't expect you to be so young that you would dare to be scary!" β
"I still dare to eat people!"
"Meow!"
The kitten demon raised his two paws and made a fierce gesture at Brother Biao, which was a bit cool and quite cute, Brother Biao touched his head when he saw this, smiled and said:
"You're such a good-looking little girl, no, no, don't go to reincarnation, mix and mix with our old menβ"
"Don't get involved!"
The kitten demon jumped down from the coffin and said coldly: "That kid above, he looked at me with squinting eyes last night, I want to scare him to death!" β
"Lust, lust?"
Brother Biao was interested when he heard it, and the other ghosts couldn't help laughing, and the fishing brother said:
"Brother Biao, no, let's take her, just now I saw her sitting alone in the corner and quite lonely, finally a living person, we can't enjoy it alone......"
"Yes, yes, yes!"
Brother Biao said again and again: "Otherwise, just say that you have a high consciousness, I was the most righteous in my life, since we are together is fate, we are a family." β
"Hey, hey!"
The kitten demon smiled slyly, the corner of his mouth showed a gradual little tiger tooth, and his blue eyes involuntarily looked up at the ceiling......
On the first floor, Lin Feng was struggling with instant noodles, eating with relish and sweating profusely......
While swallowing a large mouthful of instant noodles, Lin Feng reached out to touch the paper towel on the table, and at this time, a kind ghost picked up the paper towel and handed it to Lin Feng, who was immersed in eating noodles.
"Thank you!"
Lin Feng took the tissue, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and was about to take another sip, when he suddenly noticed that something was wrong, and raised his head suddenly, only to see a group of ghosts looking at himself eating noodles with a smile!
"it!"
"Poof!"
Lin Feng sprayed a mouthful of noodles on Brother Biao's face, and he was so frightened that he retracted back into the bed with his hands and feet, and curled up in the corner.
"Say, tell me about a young man like you, why not, no, not hygiene?"
Brother Biao smacked his lips and said, "You've been soaking for too long, and you're all gone!" β
"Who are you? What are you going to do! β
Lin Feng looked at the group of ghosts in front of him, all of them were strange, and said in a panic: "You are all ghosts!" β
"Introduce yourself......"
Brother Biao smiled and flicked the noodles hanging on his face, slowly sat on Lin Feng's bed, and said with a smile:
"The contemptible people in the rivers and lakes are called Brother Biao, the main lord is fighting a vicious battle, last year there was a kid who cheated me, attacked me three ways, and I couldn't prevent it, so I was sent here,"
"Hurry up and call Brother Biao!"
The sissy ghost cocked her orchid fingers, pointed at Lin Feng "charmingly", said in a weird manner, and covered her mouth and smiled after speaking.
"Brother Biao...... Good ......"
Lin Feng smiled, and his mood gradually calmed down, if it was just a group of ghosts, he would be fine, wait another 1 hour, and when his ghost eye time is up, he will clean them all up.
I'm afraid I'm afraid of a bunch of robbers.
But on second thought, any robber who has received nine years of compulsory education will not go to the funeral home to rob.
"Do you remember me?"
A girl's clear voice came into Lin Feng's ears, and the little cat demon slowly stepped forward from behind, twisted Xiao Man's waist, winked at Lin Feng, and the two furry ears also moved......