The former No. 1 in the rivers and lakes (Mu Haocang's past) Chapter 94: Toilet?
At this moment, countless people just looked at the two figures that were gradually moving away, one big and one small, and no one dared to step forward to intervene or even stop them.
Whispers resounded through the crowd, and everyone was undoubtedly curious about the next conversation between the two sides. But the monster's power is too strong, and naturally no one dares to make any requests.
On the other side at this time, looking at the crowd behind him who were gradually moving away, Xiao Ruyi also kept smacking his tongue.
Thinking that as long as I follow this big man, who would dare to fight the idea of the glass bottle in his hand, if I have a good relationship with him, who would dare to stop me on the road to becoming the first in the rivers and lakes in the future!
Thinking of this, Xiao Ruyi couldn't help but start dreaming, fantasizing about the chic scene of himself wandering the rivers and lakes and crisscrossing the world.
There is also this strong man as his bodyguard, this kind of thing is exciting to think about!
Unconsciously, the two walked to a thatched house, and the monster suddenly stopped and stood still, while Xiao Ruyi, who was walking behind him, was still stupidly immersed in his fantasies, and he didn't notice the big man who suddenly stopped in front of him.
In the next second, he only heard a loud sound of the "bell", Xiao Ruyi hit the monster's ass head-on, and the strong impact instantly made Xiao Ruyi pull his thoughts back to reality, take two steps back, and hold his head with both hands.
The collision just now, although the monster didn't have any substantive feelings, as if someone was tickling him, but the situation on Xiao Ruyi's side was much worse.
The whole forehead felt like it was going to explode, and the collision just now, although it hit the other party's buttocks, but Xiao Ruyi's feeling here was more like hitting a steel plate, that hardness, you said it was a cornerstone, Xiao Ruyi believed it.
"What are you doing?"
Turning his head, he looked at the young man who was bending down behind him, holding his head in both hands, and a rather strange look appeared on his face.
Seeing that the monster was hit by himself, as if he was fine, Xiao Ruyi also sighed helplessly, and at the same time sighed secretly in his heart, secretly sighing that this big man's body was beaten with iron, he was about to die, and he acted as if nothing had happened.
And this situation also suddenly made Xiao Ruyi a little suspicious of his martial arts dream, if he really met a guy like the big man in front of him one day in the future, how to compete with the other party with his own body that can fly?
It was also during Xiao Ruyi's thinking that the monster also calmed down, and carefully looked at the young man in front of him, I don't know why, the young man in front of him at this moment gave him a different feeling from anyone he had met before, or a martial artist, it can be said that this young man's body must have something quite extraordinary.
But this kind of thinking is just the result of the sixth sense intuition in the monster's brain, and there is actually no scientific basis.
Therefore, this monster really didn't take this matter to heart, after all, no matter how deep his martial arts are, just by virtue of this body, he is by no means his opponent, and he is still an existence that can be strangled to death with two fingers.
Therefore, he was not worried about what the young man would do to him, and it was a big deal to kill him.
Thinking of this, the monster also sighed deeply, the expression on his face at the moment looked quite disappointed, thinking that he finally decided to go out of the mountain, thinking that there would be some invincible existence in the world in the future era, but the fact is that the monster is quite lost, after three years of wandering, even a person who dares to look directly at himself no longer exists.
And the emergence of this phenomenon will also indirectly illustrate that the era when everyone solves problems by force seems to have gradually moved away from the sight of monsters, this kind of thing is undoubtedly unacceptable to monsters, the first in the world, invincible loneliness, no one will understand.
And the reason why the monster speaks kindly to the young man in front of him is not because his personality has become easy to accept others, but because this young man is the only one who dares to look directly at himself during his three years of wandering, and he also surprisingly took the initiative to talk to himself, and it seems that he is not scared by his terrifying deterrent power at all.
And the appearance of this boy also made the monster's heart rise in the determination to find a master, the person who can completely ignite his fighting spirit, but this person should not have any relationship with the young man in front of him.
While the monster was thinking quietly, Xiao Ruyi also slowly recovered from the pain, raised his head, and looked at the monster who was facing the sky in a daze at the moment, and suddenly some grievances slowly came to his heart.
"That... Big Brother···· Have we arrived at our destination? ”
was called by the young man like this, and the monster suddenly came back to his senses, and he could see it, and he could see that the look on his face was in a state of extreme confusion at the moment.
Standing in place for a long time, it seemed that the soul had already escaped from the body and gone to another country.
Xiao Ru thought that the other party was like this, so naturally he had nothing to say, and rubbed the temples on both sides of his head slightly, feeling less dizzy, and began to twist his head constantly, looking at the place they were at the moment.
Because of the moment he was hit just now, there was still some buzzing in his head, as if there was a mosquito spinning around, which made Xiao Ruyi have to be a little uncomfortable.
I didn't pay attention to it before, but now I must be a god, but I was surprised to find that the building that appeared in front of the two of them at this moment turned out to be a thatched toilet, to be precise, it is the place where everyone usually uses to go to the toilet.
Xiao Ruyi's toilets in this town actually have one thing in common, and it is precisely because of this common point that Xiao Ruyi has lived here for so long, and has never gone to the toilet in this kind of public toilet outside, even if it is peeing, it has never appeared once.
You must know that Xiao Ruyi himself is not a person with a habit of cleanliness, and he is always surprised by some dirty things, but this public toilet alone is something that Xiao Ruyi will never accept no matter what.
The main reason for this is because of the thatched pit inside.
You said that the thatched pit in our impression is generally broken, even if it is broken, at least there must be a place to flush, hey! You also said that just their pit in the latrine, it's really the setting that there is no flushing.
It is said that it is a pit, but in fact, it is true in some ways, and the construction concept of this pit is really designed through a deep pit.
Assuming that you usually want to go to the toilet, you only need to squat on this deep pit, and then pull the excrement down, after pulling, bring your own paper to wipe it, you don't need to flush, just leave.
And the excrement is forever left in that deep pit, and when the deep pit is basically full, then fill it with soil, and then dig such a deep pit in another place to serve as a stronghold for the next latrine.
This kind of strange design concept, even if Xiao Ruyi has lived for so long, he still hasn't figured out why he did it, which is not only disgusting, but also dangerous.
It's not that he's stubborn, you just say this thing, in case someone slips on his feet when he, and the whole person falls into that deep pit, how can he get up, climb up? The walls are covered with and urine, how can he let go, even if he can overcome this, he will not be able to stand the smell in it.
In short, the way this thing is designed, Xiao Ruyi is not happy no matter how she looks at it, after all, this is too perfunctory.
Usually you have to be scared when you go to the toilet.,Tell me what's going on.,If it's unfortunate to be planted.,It's estimated that your life will have to be lost here.。
This kind of thing is just to think about it makes people's hairs stand on end, fall into the dung pit and be smoked alive, is there a worse way to die in this heaven and earth?
Thinking of this, Xiao Ruyi also shivered coldly, and the expression on his face was blue and purple.
"There's no one in this place."
At this time, he only heard the big man's voice coming from his side, Xiao Ruyi suddenly came back to his senses, and saw that the other party was staring at him with a foolish gaze, and he also smiled bitterly helplessly.
"This place? Isn't it a bit too much! ”
"What?"
The monster obviously didn't understand what Xiao Ruyi said at the end, and as a person from the previous era, he naturally didn't understand what De'er was.
Scratching his head a little embarrassed, Xiao Ruyi never thought that the other party would not understand the word.
You know, in this era, the word "deer" should basically be something that everyone knows, and this somewhat funny expression can be described as quite smooth, and it is precisely because of this that most people usually use this word.
But this monster didn't understand, but it was something that Xiao Ruyi really didn't expect, thinking about whether it was because he rarely left the house, or if he never went out at all.
But it shouldn't be said like this, after all, through the description of the previous non-crazy teacher, this big man should have appeared in front of the eyes of the world as early as three years ago, although no one knows where he came from, but these don't seem to be things they need to care about.
Thinking of this, Xiao Ruyi's heart also had questions, he wanted to know the life experience of this big man, as well as his general experience in his early years, maybe after listening to it, it would be of qualitative help to his dream of becoming the number one in the rivers and lakes.
But before that, the first and most important thing is to have a good relationship with him first, so that Dahan can identify himself as his friend.
Although this idea does sound a bit risky, in Xiao Ruyi's opinion, it is quite worth a try, after all, if it really succeeds, then his future safety can be said to be absolutely guaranteed.
No matter what happens at ordinary times, when the time comes, stand behind this big man, and make sure that no one dares to touch him, even if he is in a stinky temper, when he sees this big man, he (mother) has to hold it in his heart.